Zappa, Frank - Planet Of The Baritone Women Lyrics
[includes quotes from Teddy Bears' Picnic (Bratton/Kennedy) and Dance Of The Cuckoos (Hatley)]
Meanwhile, on Wall Street . . .
On the Planet of the Baritone Women
'Bout stuff they know.
They sing "Oooh!"
And laugh at you
(Ah-ha-ha-ha-hah! Hey!)
If you can't
(IF YOU CAN'T)
Do it too
(DO IT TOO)
They sing "Li-Li-Li-Li!"
They sing "Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo!"
The men carry purses
Wherever they go
Junior executives.
All in a row,
Watch the Baritone Women
Do the Baritone show
(Ah-ha-ha-ha-hah! Hey!)
They sing about wheat;
They sing about corn;
They sing about places
Where women was born
They sing about hate!
They sing about fear!
It seems like they all got
A pretty good ear
(Ah-ha-ha-ha-hah! Hey!)
They sing it in harmony
Not often heard,
With a big ol' cadenza . . .
(Robert Martin, from Philadelphia,
Curtis Institute graduate, 1971
Let's hear it for him!)
On every long word
They keep it as low
As they possibly can,
And sometimes they walk
Like an E-GYP-TIAN
(Ah-ha-ha-ha-hah! Hey!)
They do choreography
Still more unique!
They leave their legs open
Whenever they speak!
They roll their eyes upward
And over again,
And slam their legs closed
When they sing about men!
Those Baritone Women!
They are not your friend!
(Ah-ha-ha-ha-hah!)
You will make a mistake
If you go there again!
Other Lyrics by Artist
- Zappa, Frank - The Massive Improve'lence
- Zappa, Frank - What's New In Baltimore?
- Zappa, Frank - Cock-Suckers' Ball
- Zappa, Frank - WPLJ
- Zappa, Frank - Let's Move To Cleveland
- Zappa, Frank - Whippin' Post
- Zappa, Frank - You Didn't Try To Call Me
- Zappa, Frank - Tryin' To Grow A Chin
- Zappa, Frank - I'm The Slime
- Zappa, Frank - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
- Zappa, Frank - The Torture Never Stops
- Zappa, Frank - Fine Girl
- Zappa, Frank - Zomby Woof
- Zappa, Frank - Be In My Video
- Zappa, Frank - The Deathless Horsie
- Zappa, Frank - The Dangerous Kitchen
- Zappa, Frank - Hot-Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
- Zappa, Frank - Penguin In Bondage
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- We Came As Romans - To Move On Is To Grow
- Wednesday 13 - Look What The Bats Dragged In
- Wednesday 13 - I Walked With A Zombie
- Wednesday 13 - Bad Things
- Wednesday 13 - House By The Cemetery
- Wednesday 13 - God Is A Lie
- Wednesday 13 - Haunt Me
- Wednesday 13 - Transylvania 90210
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Zappa, Frank Planet Of The Baritone Women Comments
Superb song, can't believe there aren't more hits!?
I love his observation of the social movements way ahead of his time
Bobby Martin is my spirit animal...
bobbys voice........fuk around man!
He is a badass, for sure!