Your Favorite Martian - We Like Them Girls Lyrics
We like them girls with functioning vaginas
Functioning vaginas
Functioning vagina-ginas
We like them girls with at least two limbs
And one is a leg - what!
We like them girls who can write their name
Write it on a piece of paper
They can write their name, right
We like them girls with functioning vaginas
Functioning vaginas
Functioning vagina-ginas
With a bunch of scruff on her chin
And one functioning limb
She could have a hundred babies
From maybe 80 babies' daddies
And crazy acne
I don't need a babe to make me happy
She could be a Russian with a husband
Or even my second cousin
As long as she doesn't bust on my lovin'
End of discussion
She could be dyslexic
With pits that are wretched
I'll even have sex if she's pregnant
As long as her vagina ain't an arid desert
(Wow)
We like them girls with functioning vaginas
Functioning vaginas
Functioning vagina-ginas
We like them girls who can eat food, eat food
Give 'em some food and they know what to do next
We like them girls that don't stab, don't stab
Don't stab, don't stab, don't stab
We like them girls with functioning vaginas
Functioning vaginas
Functioning vagina-ginas
I need a girl
Who can blow her nose and count her toes
And doesn't need help puttin' on her clothes
Walks on the sidewalk, not in the street
Can at least get flip-flops on her feet
A girl that can form real words with her mouth
And color inside the lines
Pass a first grade reading and math test
Don't gotta do the best
She's potty trained and don't mess on the floor
I want her to speak
[Whisper:] But less is more
Know how to think
Know how to blink
Hey girl, whatcha sweatin' me for?
The type of girl I can take outside
My standards ain't that high
A girl that can make out shapes
And knows that rain comes from the sky
(Yeah)
We like them girls with functioning vaginas
Functioning vaginas
Functioning vagina-ginas
We like them girls with at least two limbs
At least two fuckin' limbs
And one is a leg - what!
We like them girls who can write their name
Write it on a piece of paper
They can write their name, right
We like them girls with functioning vaginas
Functioning vaginas
Functioning vagina-ginas
Girl, you could have A.D.D.
(A.D.D.)
But I'll date you if you know your abc's
(Hell yeah)
I need a girl
We like them girls with functioning vaginas
Functioning vaginas
Functioning vagina-ginas
We like them girls who can eat food, eat food
Give 'em some food and they know what to do next
We like them girls that don't stab, don't stab
Don't stab, don't stab, don't stab
We like them girls with functioning vaginas
Functioning vaginas
Functioning vagina-ginas
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Your Favorite Martian We Like Them Girls Comments
this song in 2019 is just perfect.
when youtube was fucking good
40k disliked are from women who dont have functioning vaginas.
I really like this one lol
makes a few nice lego jokes, I like it, its your favorite martian
They finally made a song for all you simp niggas
If y'all think this is offensive, you should check out Rucka Rucka Ali.
we Had Yfm
Now We Have Soy Boys And Fugly Feminists
Wth Went Wrong?
Back when people were having fun on this website. 2012 was the golden era of YouTube.
I can’t believe I watched this when I was 8.
*wE lIkE tHeM gIrLs ThAt KnOw ThE eArTh IsNt fLaT*
Everyone else: end game had the most ambitious crossover ever
Me an intellectual: this video
Damn, how did this get so many dislikes (nearly half of all reactions right now)? It's awesome.
Literally nobody :
YFM : vigina
I knew it.
7 years later and this song still held out a corner of my mind
BRO IF GIRLS DO STAB I WILL SNAP THAIR NECKS CAUSE GIRLS ARE FUCKED UP IN THEIR BRAINS BOYS ARE SCARED OF THEM ME I AINT I WILL JUST KILL THEM MABY NOT IDK
As a person who has ADD I am highly offended... Who would date a guy like me?
I find it ironic that this song was actually kept on the channel, with so much of a hate response. YFM failed in due part because they tried too hard to be edgy with sexual shock value.
2012 was a different time
11/2/2019
Why LEGO why did it have to be LEGO cause now little kids are gonna see this as a LEGO video
Jake Graham little kids shouldn’t be on YouTube. If they see it it’s the parents fault.
Only early YouTube man you could get away with this. Holy shit
0:55 Alabama
Girls on the beach
YFM FOR THE WIN
Fun fact: forest fire 101 made the duck song
Yep the one with grapes
Fun fact: forest fire 101 made the duck song
Yep the one with grapes
Just realized at how this song should never be shown to anyone on Tumblr
What does it mean when they say "we like them girls who don't stab?"
It's a reference to a news story where a woman cut off a man's penis
There's no way a music like this could be made in 2019... Age of snowflakes is upon us !
This song is not for feminists
This like if "no homo" was a song.
2019 anyone???
Damn this is still hilarious.. Why doesn't any of the "reaction channels" do these?..
You can’t get mad at this because it’s how how they love all women
You can’t get mad at this because it’s how how they love all women
This song permanently set my standards
MY CHILDHOOD!!
(and my memories of my parents banning me from using the computer when I first watched this!)
Caitlyn Jenner has left the chat
0:24 Hey , I can see Jay and Silent Bob on the left !
oof , 2019 youtube aint gonna like that guys . Fuck .
I miss forestfire and YFM
Forest fire 101 returned like 3 months ago
to this day the animator for the legos never lived this down
Is nobody gonna talk about how good this beat is?
Im crying, DJ is too cool for this movie
This song's title should be Tinder.
I forgot this was made by ForrestFire101...
Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.
I think my standards are too high for this
Rain comes from the sky? Damn.
*get the fuck away from me*
Saw this song at six and I was F U C K E D
I like how people got triggered by this while it’s literally taking the piss out of people with high standards XD
Let’s just take a moment to remember Forestfire made the Duck Song
We love girls who can eat food eat food and they know what they need to do next!
*do the damn dishes damn you!*
these used to slap back in the day sksksk
I mean...this can kinda be an anthem for dudes that aren't into pre op transladies 🤔
Don't stab I hope not
How can this be so disliked? I love it xD
The ONLY problem I have with this video is that it's in 30fps. Makes me sick to watch.
now this is the funniest song about being desperate and having low standards.
Today’s kids will never know what it’s like to have your favorite Martian pop up on your feed
Puff sounds like he's drunk
Functioning va-
I vote that you change the lyrics of the refrein: “we like them girls with USER FRIENDLY vaginas!”
Just about all girls come with a “functioning” vagina. Who’s that gonna help if they’re not happilly making it available to guys?
0:55 Alabama 100
So.... 12 year olds?
2019 wow
I miss this band
AONDE EU VIM PARAR?
Omg this is so offensive now, I love it xD
“At least two fucking limbs” is the only standard I’ve set for myself all of these years. Seemingly it’s worked so far.
I love this song
girl: wtf are you listening to?
This guy was the most subscribed back in the day
When your friend asks you to write his tinder profile bio
They made some funny ass songs
I watched this when I was 7 I never got it till now...
Duck song to
This.......
WE LIKE THEM GRILLS WITH FUNCTIONING VEGETAS
this song but Yahoo version
I remember watching this when i was 11 and had no fuckin idea what it was about. I just liked the tune.
People gettin mad about high standards, i just wanna girl with a functioning vagina gina
So an average girl with common sense? 😂 Lol.
My kids love these LEGO videos
Why is this song listed as "removed" if it isn't removed?
It's Just Lego's
I know I’m late, but in my opinion the song is making fun of people who judge others by looks.
1:02 *FBI OPEN UP*
This is awesome. Don’t tell the sjws it’s here
The only lego video i've watched ever
I'm surprised it was ForrestFire101 who did this Lego stuff, Duck song person did this
The ForrestFire? Like the guy who made the duck song?
*L E G O*
Why is Axel so angry all the time
What the hell did I just watch
I'm just asking... are those LEGOS for sale?
this is like an pedo anthem
Kinda cause they didn't say girls over 18
This video has me shook 😂😂😂