Your Favorite Martian - We Like Them Girls Lyrics




We like them girls with functioning vaginas
Functioning vaginas
Functioning vagina-ginas

We like them girls with at least two limbs
At least two fuckin' limbs
And one is a leg - what!

We like them girls who can write their name
Write it on a piece of paper
They can write their name, right

We like them girls with functioning vaginas
Functioning vaginas
Functioning vagina-ginas

I don't give a damn if a dame is ugly as sin
With a bunch of scruff on her chin
And one functioning limb

She could have a hundred babies
From maybe 80 babies' daddies
And crazy acne
I don't need a babe to make me happy

She could be a Russian with a husband
Or even my second cousin
As long as she doesn't bust on my lovin'
End of discussion

She could be dyslexic
With pits that are wretched
I'll even have sex if she's pregnant
As long as her vagina ain't an arid desert
(Wow)

We like them girls with functioning vaginas
Functioning vaginas
Functioning vagina-ginas

We like them girls who can eat food, eat food
Give 'em some food and they know what to do next

We like them girls that don't stab, don't stab
Don't stab, don't stab, don't stab

We like them girls with functioning vaginas
Functioning vaginas
Functioning vagina-ginas

I need a girl
Who can blow her nose and count her toes
And doesn't need help puttin' on her clothes
Walks on the sidewalk, not in the street
Can at least get flip-flops on her feet
A girl that can form real words with her mouth
And color inside the lines
Pass a first grade reading and math test
Don't gotta do the best

She's potty trained and don't mess on the floor
I want her to speak
[Whisper:] But less is more
Know how to think
Know how to blink
Hey girl, whatcha sweatin' me for?

The type of girl I can take outside
My standards ain't that high
A girl that can make out shapes
And knows that rain comes from the sky
(Yeah)

We like them girls with functioning vaginas
Functioning vaginas
Functioning vagina-ginas

We like them girls with at least two limbs
At least two fuckin' limbs
And one is a leg - what!

We like them girls who can write their name
Write it on a piece of paper
They can write their name, right

We like them girls with functioning vaginas
Functioning vaginas
Functioning vagina-ginas

Girl, you could have A.D.D.
(A.D.D.)
But I'll date you if you know your abc's
(Hell yeah)
I need a girl

We like them girls with functioning vaginas
Functioning vaginas
Functioning vagina-ginas

We like them girls who can eat food, eat food
Give 'em some food and they know what to do next

We like them girls that don't stab, don't stab
Don't stab, don't stab, don't stab

We like them girls with functioning vaginas
Functioning vaginas
Functioning vagina-ginas





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Your Favorite Martian We Like Them Girls Comments
  1. Greg Men

    this song in 2019 is just perfect.

  2. jayda lego pouductions

    when youtube was fucking good

  3. KrAyOnS1

    40k disliked are from women who dont have functioning vaginas.

  4. lahmonzalovania

    I really like this one lol
    makes a few nice lego jokes, I like it, its your favorite martian

  5. LateNightMenace

    They finally made a song for all you simp niggas

  6. StormerSage

    If y'all think this is offensive, you should check out Rucka Rucka Ali.

  7. Devon Mike

    we Had Yfm
    Now We Have Soy Boys And Fugly Feminists
    Wth Went Wrong?

  8. Hola Burger

    Back when people were having fun on this website. 2012 was the golden era of YouTube.

  9. Mythical_Agar

    I can’t believe I watched this when I was 8.

  10. Nesu Mckenxie

    *wE lIkE tHeM gIrLs ThAt KnOw ThE eArTh IsNt fLaT*

  11. Masked Macaw

    Everyone else: end game had the most ambitious crossover ever
    Me an intellectual: this video

  12. Sohan Dsouza

    Damn, how did this get so many dislikes (nearly half of all reactions right now)? It's awesome.

  13. Mr. Weird

    Literally nobody :
    YFM : vigina

  14. The Comedian

    I knew it.

  15. mueez adam

    7 years later and this song still held out a corner of my mind

  16. cock sucker

    BRO IF GIRLS DO STAB I WILL SNAP THAIR NECKS CAUSE GIRLS ARE FUCKED UP IN THEIR BRAINS BOYS ARE SCARED OF THEM ME I AINT I WILL JUST KILL THEM MABY NOT IDK

  17. D.J. Lynch

    As a person who has ADD I am highly offended... Who would date a guy like me?

  18. Sheldon Cooper

    I find it ironic that this song was actually kept on the channel, with so much of a hate response. YFM failed in due part because they tried too hard to be edgy with sexual shock value.

  19. LaPetiteMort

    2012 was a different time

  20. Drexel Evans

    11/2/2019

  21. Jake Graham

    Why LEGO why did it have to be LEGO cause now little kids are gonna see this as a LEGO video

    MargeTheSnake

    Jake Graham little kids shouldn’t be on YouTube. If they see it it’s the parents fault.

  22. GO MD

    Only early YouTube man you could get away with this. Holy shit

  23. Kooky 369

    0:55 Alabama

  24. Anna Pikachu

    Girls on the beach

  25. Andromeda Lps

    YFM FOR THE WIN

  26. Cringe Bob

    Fun fact: forest fire 101 made the duck song
    Yep the one with grapes

  27. Cringe Bob

    Fun fact: forest fire 101 made the duck song
    Yep the one with grapes

  28. Voxxerion Deloria Monroe II

    Just realized at how this song should never be shown to anyone on Tumblr

  29. sadlobster1

    What does it mean when they say "we like them girls who don't stab?"

    Chewy Mew

    It's a reference to a news story where a woman cut off a man's penis

  30. GreenTea

    There's no way a music like this could be made in 2019... Age of snowflakes is upon us !

  31. Dave Gomez

    This song is not for feminists

  32. ICCL

    This like if "no homo" was a song.

  33. -Tempest -

    2019 anyone???

  34. Kimmie

    Damn this is still hilarious.. Why doesn't any of the "reaction channels" do these?..

  35. Knee Caps

    You can’t get mad at this because it’s how how they love all women

  36. Knee Caps

    You can’t get mad at this because it’s how how they love all women

  37. The Eraser

    This song permanently set my standards

  38. Ivan Baymar

    MY CHILDHOOD!!

    (and my memories of my parents banning me from using the computer when I first watched this!)

  39. Medicus Leach

    Caitlyn Jenner has left the chat

  40. Fat Ravioli Productions

    0:24 Hey , I can see Jay and Silent Bob on the left !

  41. Fat Ravioli Productions

    oof , 2019 youtube aint gonna like that guys . Fuck .

  42. Fat kid Productions

    I miss forestfire and YFM

    THACROWNER

    Forest fire 101 returned like 3 months ago

  43. GreyPanda

    to this day the animator for the legos never lived this down

  44. Issac Shaul

    Is nobody gonna talk about how good this beat is?

  45. Константин

    Im crying, DJ is too cool for this movie

  46. blackstreet23

    This song's title should be Tinder.

  47. Bob Tom

    I forgot this was made by ForrestFire101...

  48. Jade Nguyen

    Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.

  49. Patrick

    I think my standards are too high for this

  50. miss_ sampat

    Rain comes from the sky? Damn.

  51. Avocado Animations

    *get the fuck away from me*

  52. sir sandwich

    Saw this song at six and I was F U C K E D

  53. HM FILMS

    I like how people got triggered by this while it’s literally taking the piss out of people with high standards XD

  54. Shane Sudia

    Let’s just take a moment to remember Forestfire made the Duck Song

  55. Pex_the_Unalive Drunk

    We love girls who can eat food eat food and they know what they need to do next!

    *do the damn dishes damn you!*

  56. suavesalamanderrr

    these used to slap back in the day sksksk

  57. MiguellaGorilla

    I mean...this can kinda be an anthem for dudes that aren't into pre op transladies 🤔

  58. Tristan BillyDillyAccount

    Don't stab I hope not

  59. Jen Mishelin

    How can this be so disliked? I love it xD

  60. Karma 1233

    The ONLY problem I have with this video is that it's in 30fps. Makes me sick to watch.

  61. lupus dracool

    now this is the funniest song about being desperate and having low standards.

  62. Trashe Cann

    Today’s kids will never know what it’s like to have your favorite Martian pop up on your feed

  63. perpslo1993

    Puff sounds like he's drunk

  64. vapor

    Functioning va-

  65. 19Armada84

    I vote that you change the lyrics of the refrein: “we like them girls with USER FRIENDLY vaginas!”
    Just about all girls come with a “functioning” vagina. Who’s that gonna help if they’re not happilly making it available to guys?

  66. Spec Trode/スペクトラム・ヘキサ\

    0:55 Alabama 100

  67. Eons Infinity

    So.... 12 year olds?

  68. Joshua Williams

    2019 wow

  69. Tyrenter Highfury

    I miss this band

  70. Thierry Lima

    AONDE EU VIM PARAR?

  71. lucas montivero

    Omg this is so offensive now, I love it xD

  72. Kadicator

    “At least two fucking limbs” is the only standard I’ve set for myself all of these years. Seemingly it’s worked so far.

  73. JuvenileAustenn. . .

    I love this song

  74. wayne king

    girl: wtf are you listening to?
    This guy was the most subscribed back in the day

  75. Andrew Bond

    When your friend asks you to write his tinder profile bio

  76. Troy Cogar

    They made some funny ass songs

  77. GoldenKam

    I watched this when I was 7 I never got it till now...

  78. Super Domo

    Duck song to

    This.......

  79. Xx_WeebKiller_xX

    WE LIKE THEM GRILLS WITH FUNCTIONING VEGETAS

    this song but Yahoo version

  80. anime fanboy

    I remember watching this when i was 11 and had no fuckin idea what it was about. I just liked the tune.

  81. TakeThatL _

    People gettin mad about high standards, i just wanna girl with a functioning vagina gina

  82. Xaiver Vault Hunter

    So an average girl with common sense? 😂 Lol.

  83. NESOHC

    My kids love these LEGO videos

  84. Zeke Polaris

    Why is this song listed as "removed" if it isn't removed?

  85. Handsome Squidward

    It's Just Lego's

  86. Outta my way manlets

    I know I’m late, but in my opinion the song is making fun of people who judge others by looks.

  87. Waitedchip wilson

    1:02 *FBI OPEN UP*

  88. Mina69a

    This is awesome. Don’t tell the sjws it’s here

  89. Bloody Key

    The only lego video i've watched ever

  90. Brain Dead Spy

    I'm surprised it was ForrestFire101 who did this Lego stuff, Duck song person did this

  91. Dan's Random Stuff YT

    The ForrestFire? Like the guy who made the duck song?

  92. Car Tuber

    *L E G O*

  93. Jonathan Tromp

    Why is Axel so angry all the time

  94. OlafttheGreat1998

    What the hell did I just watch

  95. Christopher Beriont

    I'm just asking... are those LEGOS for sale?

  96. Ingo

    this is like an pedo anthem

    Maurilio Cabral

    Kinda cause they didn't say girls over 18

  97. Alejandroman3D

    This video has me shook 😂😂😂