Your Favorite Martian - The Unofficial Smithers Love Song Lyrics






Hey, Mr. Burns. You thought your money could buy you the world.
I said hey there, Mr. Burns. I happen to notice that you don't have a girl.

Smithers loves you, Burns. Why do you ignore him?
You gotta keep up the rapport like it's too important
Instead of running away, you should move in toward him.
But you keep him at the border like the dude is foreign.
We know you're straight, dude. I really hate to
Say there's no way anyone else would date you.
Straight out the gay scene. How do you face him
Knowing he wants to be your Malibu Stacy?

All he ever wanted to do was spend a little time with you.
Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns.
You know you're worth more to him than all the money you spend.
Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns.

Hey, Mr. Burns. I'm thinking maybe you should give him a chance.
I said hey there, Mr. Burns. Yeah, so what if he's a man.

We know you're blind, old man, but you can hear me talking.
You're always home alone. You ain't Macaulay Culkin.
You ain't a Flintstone. Pay no mind
To the fact that Smithers wants to have a gay old time.
And while relationships have their twists and turns,
You know he'll never leave you. Don't you, Mr. Burns.
So you should give him a shot, and maybe help the guy,
And you can make relations Santa's Little Helper style.

All he ever wanted to do was spend a little time with you.
Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns.
You know you're worth more to him than all the money you spend.
Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns





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  1. O.... T....

    Anyone here from 2020??

  2. M.... R....

    I miss you guys please come back please and thank you

  3. R.... ....

    I love how this is canon now that smithers is gay

  4. N.... D....

    This whole video is trash and I fail to understand how anyone with any actual intellect supports it

    N.... D....

    Well even by watching it your supporting, showing that you don't have any intellect with your contradiction

    N.... D....

    Mateo Alvarez actually I was watching his old videos and noticed this one and after realising what it was I disliked it.

  5. S.... 8....

    This is oddly wholesome.

  6. P.... C....

    this is so nice

  7. L.... -....

    Rip Rays career 🙏

  8. s.... g....

    "Damn nigga"

  9. P.... Z....

    I swear this is just the theme song to the ship of mr.burns x mr.smithers

  10. R.... b....

    WHY IS THIS SO GODDAMN SAD😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  11. g.... k....

    I feel like this song is for everyone who fell in love with some and that someone doesn't love them back.

  12. S.... G....

    Time capsule comment 2020 December 29 ;/

  13. m.... k....

    This song is honestly so beautiful even after all these years... I dont see why it has so many dislikes.

  14. M.... ....

    Give me this channel I'll put the subscribers to good use

    M.... ....

    MusoDre i miss this channel so much

  15. I.... M....

    I hate whoever made ray retire this project this was the best thing in the world back in the day I get so nostalgic full of good memories from when i was younger and happier damn I hate growing up I hate getting older I hate things ending. I know for a fact if Ray would of continued with this project I know he would of gotten BIG cause YFM music was awesome!!!

  16. l.... ....

    all those shippers shipping shitty characters
    mr burns and smithers for the win bitches!
    I mean its the funniest love song ever

  17. S.... C....

    How do we not know if Smithers is in love with burns because of his money

  18. p.... ....

    The good days

  19. S.... I....

    This shit still hit

  20. B.... K....

    yo why the fuck would anybody be here in 2019 this shit ass homie

    B.... K....

    Y are u here

    B.... K....

    @Hidden Shark I started watching Simpsons on Disney+ and remembered this

    B.... K....

    oh shit its norisuke the fuck

  21. A.... F....

    Im happy I can still sing along to this after idek how many years it has been

  22. K.... G....

    I legit grew up with YFM and im still waiting for them to come back in 2020 maybe ?

  23. m.... ....

    Highschool memories like a mf

  24. S.... ....

    The Unofficial Sneed Love Song

  25. C.... ....

    Man, I look back at this channel and get sad that it's gone

  26. B.... ....

    This was the first and one of the only YouTube videos that genuinely made me cry.

  27. N.... N....

    I love how serious this is

  28. M.... S....

    Deep nostalgic vibes

  29. F.... ....

    2019 this shit still hits hard

  30. M.... ....

    I'm surprised Matt Groening isn't suing you.

  31. k.... g....

    This is more progressive than cartoon network

  32. A.... J....

    This Song Is So Gay And So Sad 😂😭💔❤️

  33. I.... ....

    Someone please link me an instrumental! :(

  34. J.... ....

    when i was 9 this was the saddest thing 2 even happen 2 me 😳😳

    J.... ....

    Big sad

  35. T.... ....

    Hey, Mr berns

  36. B.... /....

    Big survival comedy bang

  37. B.... /....

    THIS PROJECT SHOULDN'T BE RETIRED.

  38. T.... J....

    Please come back.

  39. S.... S....

    I remember ugly crying when I listened to this on repeat. At the time I had a huge crush on someone I never thought I'd get a chance with and it killed me inside knowing he didn't want me. But after a year of being a persistent ass, he finally asked me out in the middle of math class. I'm still with him and it'll be our 3 year anniversary this October. But now his mom is being a cunt and not letting me get a chance to see him often as before.


    And yes I remember having this on my freaking MP3 player at the time, which is freaking broken because i sat on my backpack and forgot it was in there and broke it...

  40. B.... C....

    this was a great time. 2011.

  41. D.... ....

    #Nostalgia

  42. o.... j....

    little did he know

  43. R.... A....

    2019 anyone???

  44. h.... a....

    Why does this ancient classic have so many dislikes.

    h.... a....

    Good question...

    h.... a....

    maybe because its gay? idk people were different

  45. h.... l....

    I never shipped them due to the age difference. Kinda creeped me out

  46. B.... B....

    How did I miss this one video my god

  47. A.... 1....

    Man the first yfm song i listened too

  48. T.... ....

    Who never liked gay fan ships until now

  49. Y.... ....

    This is how I know I'm gay

  50. s.... ....

    its been so long w/o you guys, my middle school was awesome because of you guys 😃😌😭

  51. c.... ....

    Hands down still the best love song on YouTube

  52. C.... ....

    never forget these legends

  53. A.... K....

    Bruh I remember this video wtf

  54. S.... S....

    I don’t wanna get older I heard this in elementary with my older brother

  55. C.... ....

    "You know you're worth more to him, than all the money you spend"
    Man, that's beautiful ;-;

  56. C.... ....

    I'm fourteen and this is so deep

  57. D.... D....

    The memories ray has created for a whole generation of middle schoolers (im 21 now)

  58. c.... t....

    The nostalgia, damn

  59. i.... a....

    Top 10 anime characters that should've been couples.

  60. S.... ....

    Anyone still here in 2019?

  61. T.... O....

    Only kid in middle school that knew about yfm felt stupid playing it

  62. J.... G....

    Almost 10 years and I’m still bumping this because it reminds me of middle school days this is actually a great song

  63. I.... H....

    How he was happy to die with him and just put his head on his chest and call it a wrap :')

  64. P.... g....

    Am I the only one that found this gem when I was 8

  65. T.... ....

    I’ve watched this for years. And only now do I hear the line ‘Make relations Santa’s Little Helper style’.

  66. M.... ....

    I don't care how gay you are, being in love with mr.burns is downright necrophilia

  67. D.... B....

    I’m watching this in 2019 after watching the Simpson

  68. j.... h....

    After like 5 years I just noticed how the beat is from Canon in E

  69. A.... E....

    Still here 2019 🤗

  70. C.... A....

    2019 anyone. I feel old and sad now watched this on repeat as a kid and just came back to it now.

  71. R.... ....

    I watched this at 5-6 without knowing what this actually meany

  72. S.... S....

    Ahhh le good days when gay ships were great

  73. D.... H....

    Santa’s little helper style 😂😂😂 I never got that as a kid.

    D.... H....

    Dan Hoskins what does it mean?? I still don’t understand it’s meaning behind that line

    D.... H....

    okay loser Santa’s little helper being the simpsons dog. So he’s referring to doggy style.

    D.... H....

    Dan Hoskins ooooh okay,, makes sense now.

  74. W.... d....

    Omg this was so hard to find

  75. S.... R....

    Hey Mr. Burns
    にですけどなしこといたのんではあるねなんてから、 だからなんて

  76. L.... R....

    Maybe we need to do with convivial comedy bang

  77. u.... j....

    2019????

  78. Y.... S....

    Come back 😭

  79. Y.... S....

    I listen to them in 2019 lollll

  80. T.... E....

    My English teacher is called Mr Burns

  81. M.... M....

    this song got me through middle school

  82. M.... M....

    why did you write a song about the simpsons?

  83. A.... L....

    That chorus in 2019!

  84. N.... R....

    I'm not crying, you are

  85. I.... U....

    I'm not even joking or anything, I used to unironically get really fucking sad during the car crash part, and I've honestly never even watched the Simpsons before

  86. I.... W....

    Man this takes me I mean way back I grew up on this now I’m grown Nd this hits deep I hope Smithers finally got what he wanted

  87. G.... M....

    Hopefully Smithers finds someone who makes him happy some day and then tells Mr. Burns that he still loves him, but more like a son loves his father.

  88. A.... d....

    i remember when this first came out i cried my eyes out

  89. K.... V....

    Still cry to this in 2019