Your Favorite Martian - Stalkin' Your Mom Lyrics
[Spoken]
I hope she's wearing that blue business suit today.
What time is it? Six?
Just in time to hide in these bushes.
Stalk stalk stalkin' stalkin' your mom
Stalkin' stalkin' your mom
Stalkin' your mom
Stalk stalk stalkin' stalkin' your mom
Stalkin' your mom. Stalkin' your mom
Stalk stalk stalkin' stalkin' your mom
Stalkin' stalkin' your mom
Stalkin' your mom
Stalk stalk stalkin' stalkin' your mom
Stalkin' your mom
Haha, I've been stalkin' your mom
For like two years straight.
I'm way too shy to ask her out on a date.
So I just wait in your neighbors' lawn
With my camera ready and my camouflage on.
And I know that I'll get plenty pics
Once she leaves for work at exactly seven twenty-six.
I follow her on my bike, but it's hopeless.
Cause I'll never keep up with her Ford Focus.
So I kidnapped her golder retriever.
Wanted to return it just to please her
But forgot to feed her.
Taking care of a dog is hard.
Gave it to her dead, said it got hit by a car.
Stalkin' your mom
Stalk stalk stalkin' stalkin' your mom
Stalkin' stalkin' your mom
Stalkin' your mom
Stalk stalk stalkin' stalkin' your mom
Stalkin' your mom. Stalkin' your mom
Stalk stalk stalkin' stalkin' your mom
Stalkin' stalkin' your mom
Stalkin' your mom
Stalk stalk stalkin' stalkin' your mom
Stalkin' your mom
Yo, I dressed up as a pizza delivery guy.
Show up at the door and give her a pie.
She says:
(I didn't order nuttin' you geek.)
(You've been giving me free pizza like once a week.)
Oops, so I disguise my voice with a device
So she don't know what my voice sounds like.
So when I call like a telemarketer just to talk to her
She don't think the pizza guy is stalkin' her
Sometimes I stay in my bathroom for days
Just looking at the scrapbooks I made.
My life-size doll is almost there.
I just need a couple more strands of hair.
Stalkin' your mom
Stalk stalk stalkin' stalkin' your mom
Stalkin' stalkin' your mom
Stalkin' your mom
Stalk stalk stalkin' stalkin' your mom
Stalkin' your mom. Stalkin' your mom
Stalk stalk stalkin' stalkin' your mom
Stalkin' stalkin' your mom
Stalkin' your mom
Stalk stalk stalkin' stalkin' your mom
Stalkin' your mom
Aw, thanks for coming over man,
It's gonna be a fun night.
(Yeah man, no problem, man.)
(Hey check it out, I got the new World of Warcraft weapon pack, dawg.)
Aw, I love World of War, Warcraft.
(Yeah, yeah man)
(Hey, what's this right here?)
Oh, that's just my yearbook.
(Your wha?!)
(Dude, dude,)
(This is, this is my mom!)
(This is my mom in the shower!)
(Dude what eh wha?)
I'm just..
Stalkin' your mom
Stalk stalk stalkin' stalkin' your mom
Stalkin' stalkin' your mom
Stalkin' your mom
Stalk stalk stalkin' stalkin' your mom
Stalkin' your mom. Stalkin' your mom
Stalk stalk stalkin' stalkin' your mom
Stalkin' stalkin' your mom
Stalkin' your mom
Stalk stalk stalkin' stalkin' your mom
Stalkin' your mom
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Your Favorite Martian Stalkin' Your Mom Comments
K why do I know what this is. I feel like I’ve never seen this but I know the chorus
DOIN YAMOM DOIN YAMOM DOINDOINDOIN YA MOM
Ok but unironically this beat has no business going that hard
I miss this channel
Hailisterical me too
doin yamom
doin
doin ya mom
doin ya mom
doin
doin ya mom
No you (pull out an reverse reverse card) see now I'm stalking your mom
The cat one is better