Your Favorite Martian - Robot Bar Fight Lyrics
Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight
Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight
Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight
Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight
Cause I was broke but my focal point was
This wasn’t no regular bar
It was a spot where robots were ready to spar
And one night Megatron rolled in
He ordered Pennzoil
Drank it straight from a can
His plan was to go and get wasted again
Standing next to Megaman with a drink in his hand
Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight (Have you ever seen them?)
Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight (You ain’t never seen them)
Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight
Now Megatron was
Rambunctious, hoping to lay
That lady from the Jetsons, Rosie the Maid
He said, “Hey, baby. Can I lube your parts?
We can put our metal together, produce a spark.”
Now, she was praying for a man to defend her from the offender
Her friend Bender walked in and wopped, clocked, socked him in the jaw
Then he saw Dr. Robotnik
And Robotnik was about to attack
And Terminator grabbed a bottle sayin’ “I’ll be back.”
Cause he knew Megatron for a couple of years
Hit Bender with the bottle and it busted his gears
Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight (Have you ever seen them?)
Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight (You ain’t never seen them)
Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight (You ain’t never seen them)
Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight
Now Marvin the Paranoid Android was startled, right
And he screamed, “It’s a robot bar fight.”
And Robocop busted in to stop ‘em
Started shooting at Robotnik
Blaka! Blaka!
Bullet hit Robotnik in the esophagus
One grazed the shoulder of Maria from Metropolis
Before Robocop could say he was sorry
In jumped her boyfriend Wall-E
Wall-E rolled up, pretty upset
Took Robocop’s gun, pistol-whipped him in the neck
And everybody ran.
He was fixin’ to shoot at R2 and C3PO kissin’ in a booth
Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight (Have you ever seen them?)
Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight (You ain’t never seen them)
Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight (You ain’t never seen them)
Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight
Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight (Have you ever seen them?)
Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight (You ain’t never seen them)
Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight (You ain’t never seen them)
Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight
Once Wall-E got the gat, he went crazy and snapped
He had everybody trapped, and he started to cap
Every single robot left in the place
Even that goofy bastard from Lost in Space
Wall-E paused for a moment for a re-up
So I fled out the back with Maria
She wasn’t hurt except a scratch on her shoulder
So I took her back to my home and I boned her
Or maybe I just make all that up
Other Lyrics by Artist
- Your Favorite Martian - 8-Bit World
- Your Favorite Martian - Puppet Break-Up
- Your Favorite Martian - Road Rage
- Your Favorite Martian - Robot Bar Fight
- Your Favorite Martian - Santa Hates Poor Kids
- Your Favorite Martian - She Looks Like Sex (Remix)
- Your Favorite Martian - Shitty G
- Your Favorite Martian - Stalkin' Your Mom
- Your Favorite Martian - Take Over The World
- Your Favorite Martian - Text Me Back
- Your Favorite Martian - The Stereotypes Song
- Your Favorite Martian - The Unofficial Smithers Love Song
- Your Favorite Martian - Tig 'Ol Bitties
- Your Favorite Martian - We Like Them Girls
- Your Favorite Martian - Whip Yo Kids
- Your Favorite Martian - White Boy Wasted
- Your Favorite Martian - Orphan Tears
- Your Favorite Martian - Nerd Rage!!!
Rand Lyrics
- Oak Ridge Boys, The - Fall
- Oak Ridge Boys, The - Power Of Goodbye
- Oak Ridge Boys, The - Where Can I Surrender
- Oak Ridge Boys, The - Standin' By The River
- Oak Ridge Boys, The - Stay With Me
- Oak Ridge Boys, The - Come On Rain
- Oak Ridge Boys, The - Gimme Some Of Your Love
- Oak Ridge Boys, The - Fear Of The Flame
- Oak Ridge Boys, The - Something Worth Holding On To
Last Posts
Beyonce Shakes the Internet with Surprise Super Bowl Tease and New Music Release
Beyoncé once again set the digital world abuzz with her latest musical surprise. In an unforgettable move during the Super Bowl, a Verizon commercial served...Watch Usher’s Full Super Bowl 2024 Halftime Performance Usher, Alicia Keys, Jermaine Dupri, Ludacris,
At the 2024 Super Bowl, Usher redefined the halftime show with a dazzling, career-highlight performance that will be remembered for years to come. Taking the...Usher Unveils ‘Coming Home’: A Journey Through Sound and Soul in His Latest Album
Spanning three decades in the music industry, Usher has consistently mesmerized fans with his soulful tunes and magnetic performances. However, his most recent project, Coming...
Your Favorite Martian Robot Bar Fight Comments
FARMER BAR FIGHT
Came back in 2020 just to reminisce on a better time
Good to see other people are here and still agree
this vid is 9 years old now, dang time be rackin up.
And to the guy that asked why Cyborg was not in it, the reason, unlike the Terminator, Cyborg still has human parts, including several healthy organs. Unless he loses the rest of his human body, DON'T consider him a robot. He's not a robot, but a Cyborg, part human part robot.
and the memories start flooding in...
I heard about this music video
2020.
Ah shit.
Axel is a robot confirmed
I refuse to believe this didn’t happen
People referring to X as “Megaman” will never cease to annoy me.
Technically axel did sing
Mom: play with the neighbors kid
The neighbors kid: 1:21
remember when this came out. now we've got WWIII
Technically SatAM Robotnik is a cyborg, so I guess Cyborgs get a free pass.
This Was A Bop When I Was 10, Still Is
Who here 2019
2020 now :(
This unironically slaps
How I miss them!
To this day. I love this song
1:37 very epic
ITS A ROBAHT BAH FIGHT!
Megatron has his Animated design, but it’s a hybrid of his former and normal appearance.
The one robot watching everything happen
Terminator robotnic MegaMan your favorite Martian mega Tron bender wallet paranoid Android miria from atropilas RoboCop
Who's still watching in 2019?
In this one axel looks a little strange on the hair on the side of his head but this song is one of my 10 favourite songs on this channel
It's been centuries since they retired this project
I wish they'd un-retire it
YFM: man im doing so good on yt r. Demonetization guy: im bout to end this mans whole carrier
I pray they keep these up forever. Such nostalgia should never be deleted.
Uh that wasn’t Maria, that was fake Maria. Get your Metropolis references right.
First ever song i heard from them. Best discovery i ever made and still addicted to this day. Yfm is the goat
Yo wheres Cyde-6
apk 22223 This was made in 2011
We lost something special
Im watching on 2020
Bender got metallic cojones to front a transformer.
who's watching in 2019
vODKA, cheburaska,balalayka
Aye before the end of the decade
This shit is still funny
THIS PROJECT IS RETIRED is my favorite band
I've come back years later and I still only hear "Robot Foreplay."
the least worst song
It does my heart good to know that people are still actively viewing & commenting on YFM videos
Listening to this.
However many years later.
With some weed?
Yo that shit hits different
I’m just here to relive some memories
Wow the Orlando night club shooting documentary is looking really great
I LOVE WALL-E
me and the bois getting into a robot bar fight
cant believe i was here when this was released xD
Still better than most songs now a day
This still fucking slaps
Who's listening in 2019?
hunter 1122107 me lmao
Dr Robotnik isn't a robot, He just makes robots.
This shit needs to be playing in the club
This song scored me for a while and I didn't know why until later on I realized it remained me of Akira and how gruesome it was.
Anyone know a song like the instrumental for this song?
This song is so stupid but the instrumentation is amazing
1:38
i say that all the time and i just remember where i got it from 😭
THatS X Not mEgAmaN
I miss this so much.
2019 still golden
I miss this version of yfm tbh while the new designs look slightly better it took away what once made yfm iconic
ahhhhh the good daysssssss
That wasn’t the OG MegaMan it was his successor mega Man X
Wait. Mega man is a robot I thought he was a man
I mean, with Starscream’s constant screeching and murder attempts, it’s no wonder Megatron’s planning to get wasted.
Kanye West stronger
we still out here 2019 gang
I heard Kanye West song Stronger and i noticed they copies the soundtrack
This is undeniably catchy however corny... Good times.
Who knows about teenage robot. Who remembers that show huh?
oh my i miss these
Ah good memories
to this just tuned up in my recommended. ahhhh sweet, sweet nostalgia
Still bumping in 2019
Bite my shiny metal ass
Words of wisdom with Bender
*NeRd RaGe*
please come back
Oh snap! It’s a Robot Marmite!
I loved this when I first heard it and I still love it
Nostalgic
My first ever YouTube video
*2019??*
This ones my favorite !
Poor bender
it sounds boring
I remember watching these vids when I was younger now I'm older man those were the good days
What got overlooked... Styx's Mr. Robotto all five, The Tin Man from The Wizzard Of Oz?
Inspector Gadget
Oh' and number 5 from Short Circuit 1986. Probably copied for Wall E.
Mega Man
Andrew from Bicentennial Man with Robin Williams R.I.P..
(spits oil on from mouth wipes mouth.) bring on the Robot bar fights in 2019.
I wasted to much time watching this
Still watching in 2019
2019 and I'm still hearing it, YFM please come back:(
best song of 2019
I love how they used the tf animated variant of megatron
Silver blaze243 right?
Who's watching in 2019???
For real though...