Your Favorite Martian - Road Rage Lyrics
I hate on traffic just as much as the next guy
I'd try and bypass them if these bastards would just drive
Rush hour all day stuck in hell, bumper to bumper such a fail
Stuck in jail, my truck's a cell,
I'd rather stab my brain with a rusty nail
And every ride that I sit in I lose my mind I admit it
And I'm quick to trip and lose my grip and flip you the bird
And I'll rage just like the nerd
Yeah, I see you in your Lexus, rubber necking, checkin' messages
Texting for directions while you're googling nekkid breasteses!
These other drivers, they're all brain dead
I swear the traffic lights see me and they all change red
I thought driving was basic, but I ain't got no patience
This old lady needs Lasik, I think I'm going ape shit
Why's everyone got to drive at the same time I do?
Hey man, I'm just trying to drive
It feels more like I'm trying to stay alive
The only thing you're driving is driving me crazy
And I'm getting Road Rage
I'm just trying to merge
You better back off 'cause I'm on the verge
I'm losing my cool
Yeah you better get over
'Cause here comes the Road Rage
Oh, don't make me get out the car
I, I'll come over there old lady
Awh! Oooh! Ooh!
Alright, here we go
Why your bumper stickers preachin' telling me to go vegan
I'll moon your grandmother in traffic till she pulls over screaming
I go crazy on old ladies in Mercedes, they hate me
Well maybe I wouldn't be raging if you weren't driving Miss Daisy
I'm not speed racing, I'm impatient with the way shit goes in traffic
It so happens that I have to embrace it, look what I'm facing
Ladies doing makeup, dudes shaving while the same five
Songs play on the radio station
The same five songs! The same five songs!
The radio station, they play the same five songs
The same five songs! The same five songs!
The radio station, they play the same fucking songs!
Hey man, I'm just trying to drive
It feels more like I'm trying to stay alive
The only thing you're driving is driving me crazy
And I'm getting Road Rage
I'm just cruising along
Then you go and cut me off
Did I do something wrong
Now I'm following you back to your home
And I got Road Rage
Hey man, why you going so slow?
One thing you ought to know is I'm the king of the road
The only thing you're driving is driving me crazy
'Cause I got that Road Rage
And why you going so fast?
Giving the middle finger to the people you pass
Now I'm following you back to your home
'Cause I got that Road Rage
Road Rage!
Road Rage!
Road Rage!
Hey man, I'm just trying to drive
It feels more like I'm trying to stay alive
The only thing you're driving is driving me crazy
Oh! I'm just trying to merge
And you better back off 'cause I'm on the verge
I'm losing my cool
I got Road Rage
Ah, I'm finally here
Oh my God! There's nowhere to park!
I hate my life!
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Your Favorite Martian Road Rage Comments
Lost it at “The radio stations play the same 5 songs. THE SAME 5 SONGS!” 😂
1:47 okay but that goes hard
2:18 Crazy... Hm.. Danila, are you crazy? (Oh yeah, only a select few will understand)
Goddamn i miss them.
I wonder if Ray is still alive and looks at this sometimes.
I can't be the only guy still listening to YFM in 2020.
God I wish they'd come back!
Miss the golden age of YouTube
Ray William Johnson
Smosh
Niga higa
💕
Still love this shit 😂😂
2020 gang anyone? Song applies more than ever
This actuality existed?
1:57 bro that’s so accurate to what happens in the radio today
"the album will be out this winter"
*7 years later*
I remember when this first came out. My jam. My favorite part was the radio station playing the same five songs 😂
why would they retire ;_;
2012 was the glory days
*i can relate*
I knew this would have the eff word
I came for Little T
this was definitely one of the better ones
probably my favorite yfm song that uses the redesigns
nice beat
the jokes are funny, its like classic yfm all over again
YouTube is so boring now
Why does the thumbnail look like domestic violence
who else got a random memory from when u where young
*sigh* am i all alone here in 2019? i hope not. . .
HELL NO BROTHER
@BummyCheese Oh thank you brother, i knew i couldn't be 😅🤜🤛
Still here mate haha
Me to they should do
A sequel outa retirement
ooh bars
3:32
Uhg, I'm finally here.
OH MY GOD THEREs NOWHERE TO PARK.
IIIIIIIIIII HATE MY LIFE
I took my drivers ed finals today and this song popped up in my head near the end 😂
Miss you :(
2019 boisss
what happend to them /
I miss this so much.🌸
Deceitful Hero same dawg
blast this song in your car while in a traffic jam
this was considered good?
not wonder they died out
Me when I play Mario Kart online
This song sums up the life of anyone who has a car......
Martian *REALLY* lost his cool here
*Rest in peace YFM :(*
Did anyone else mistake this for little t
It’s kinda big nostalgia
It’s where’s Waldo on the thumbnail
Don't mind me just reliving simpler times.
Makes me so fucking mad you guys arent famous
2019???
RAN THOSE BITCHES!!!
Me on the way to school
Anybody watching in 2019? Memories.
RandomTuber420 I’m here
Same here 😭😭😭
These boys are still getting ads
Reliving child hood memories 👽
Benatar gave shameless promotion to Dan Bull with that guitar
I WILL SEE U ONE DAY!
MR.BENTLEYBERG IS LOSING MY COOL!
KEEP GOING MR.BENTLEYBERG
2019 anyone?
I am on a YFM marathon
I GOT FOUR DARKEST BROWN PUSSIES OF 30300
48 SECONDS IS STARTING RIGHT NOW!
SPACEOUT
MONSTER BIG BROWN VAN WITH 9 HORNS
ALL OF THE 3 STORIES TRUNK
Am I the only one who listened to this as they were in traffic?
“Awh ooooh ooh!”
I remember when this shit came out, memories 😂
I go crazy on old ladies in Mercedes, they hate me. Well maybe I wouldn't be raging, if you weren't *driving Miss Daisy.*
Used to listen to their songs when i was young. And now they're retired. I feel sorry for the young ones who didn't grow up listening to them.
I remember being 11 bumping this 💀 still miss it not gonna lie
Puff Puff
Who is watching this on 2019
This song is still the flex
( 2019-2020 )
3:37 me too.
Who's watching in 2019?
Like this comment! 👍
Benetar's smile...
2019 and we remember
maybe one day we will all see yfm again
Never dude
every time i drive with my fiance this is his theme song
Am I the only one here from 2019? Don’t see any other recent comments
That makes 7 of us 😅
@L X My man
@LyxNyte Aye! xD hey awesome id mate my friends is lynx,
El- Jasoo no I’m in 2020
@Melodye Diwell Broo,guess what i am also from 2020!!!
This is the first song I ever heard from them and it's my favorite
Y would u stop making these videos I love the music
describes either of my parents in traffic
how do i merge into the alternate dimension inwhich ray kept making videos and made his album?
2019 anyone?? I remember watching this 6 years ago shii‼ I'm 14 noww
"THE SAME FIVE SONG THE RADIO STATION PLAYS THE SAME FIVE FUCKING SONGS " xD the most holy part of the song
This song is good, fits how I feel when I drive
If some of the videos are still monetized, I wonder where all of the money goes..
This song explains my grandma perfectly well.
It’s literally been 7 years since I last listened to this song, but I still somehow now every single word
They need to come back
This is the song i remeber lol why
I'm gay
Why not just take a bike? Or walk?
Plus your get more exercise
2019 anyone?
2019 still rocking out to my favorite Martian.
bro who isn't tho? 🤟
3:05 TURNS VOLUME UP I think I might be going deaf
I am generally patient so i dont mind traffic BUT I WILL FUCKING KILL A MAN BECAUSE NOT 5 SONGS BUT FUCKING 3 SONGS PLAY ON FUCKING REPEAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME
When I first heard this I couldn't drive now that I can I understand this way more
“Why you googling land shark
a sexual act where a man and his partner stand at opposite ends of the room. the woman bends over and braces against the wall while the man clasps his hands over his head imitating a shark. He then begins humming the jaws theme song and sprints across the room, lead by his erection, and attempts to penetrate either the vagina or anus with his momentus impact.
I have to be really drunk to try the land shark, but im usually too inebriated to run in a straight line, so i wake up very sore”
Based on an episode from the series or the series had an episode based on this song?