Your Favorite Martian - Road Rage Lyrics




I hate on traffic just as much as the next guy
I'd try and bypass them if these bastards would just drive
Rush hour all day stuck in hell, bumper to bumper such a fail
Stuck in jail, my truck's a cell,
I'd rather stab my brain with a rusty nail
'Cause when I'm driving I'm driven
And every ride that I sit in I lose my mind I admit it
And I'm quick to trip and lose my grip and flip you the bird
And I'll rage just like the nerd

Yeah, I see you in your Lexus, rubber necking, checkin' messages
Texting for directions while you're googling nekkid breasteses!
These other drivers, they're all brain dead
I swear the traffic lights see me and they all change red
I thought driving was basic, but I ain't got no patience
This old lady needs Lasik, I think I'm going ape shit
'Cause my lane is lookin' like a line at the Chinese drive thru
Why's everyone got to drive at the same time I do?

Hey man, I'm just trying to drive
It feels more like I'm trying to stay alive
The only thing you're driving is driving me crazy
And I'm getting Road Rage
I'm just trying to merge
You better back off 'cause I'm on the verge
I'm losing my cool
Yeah you better get over
'Cause here comes the Road Rage

Oh, don't make me get out the car
I, I'll come over there old lady
Awh! Oooh! Ooh!

Alright, here we go
Why your bumper stickers preachin' telling me to go vegan
I'll moon your grandmother in traffic till she pulls over screaming
I go crazy on old ladies in Mercedes, they hate me
Well maybe I wouldn't be raging if you weren't driving Miss Daisy
I'm not speed racing, I'm impatient with the way shit goes in traffic
It so happens that I have to embrace it, look what I'm facing
Ladies doing makeup, dudes shaving while the same five
Songs play on the radio station
The same five songs! The same five songs!
The radio station, they play the same five songs
The same five songs! The same five songs!
The radio station, they play the same fucking songs!

Hey man, I'm just trying to drive
It feels more like I'm trying to stay alive
The only thing you're driving is driving me crazy
And I'm getting Road Rage
I'm just cruising along
Then you go and cut me off
Did I do something wrong
Now I'm following you back to your home
And I got Road Rage

Hey man, why you going so slow?
One thing you ought to know is I'm the king of the road
The only thing you're driving is driving me crazy
'Cause I got that Road Rage
And why you going so fast?
Giving the middle finger to the people you pass
Now I'm following you back to your home
'Cause I got that Road Rage

Road Rage!
Road Rage!
Road Rage!

Hey man, I'm just trying to drive
It feels more like I'm trying to stay alive
The only thing you're driving is driving me crazy
Oh! I'm just trying to merge
And you better back off 'cause I'm on the verge
I'm losing my cool
I got Road Rage

Ah, I'm finally here
Oh my God! There's nowhere to park!
I hate my life!





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Your Favorite Martian Road Rage Comments
  1. CherryLoveMusic

    Lost it at “The radio stations play the same 5 songs. THE SAME 5 SONGS!” 😂

  2. Renee Forrest

    1:47 okay but that goes hard

  3. Борщ с Испорченной Капустой

    2:18 Crazy... Hm.. Danila, are you crazy? (Oh yeah, only a select few will understand)

  4. zipZslip

    Goddamn i miss them.

  5. miss_ sampat

    I wonder if Ray is still alive and looks at this sometimes.

  6. CrownClown Creations

    I can't be the only guy still listening to YFM in 2020.
    God I wish they'd come back!

  7. The Random Network

    Miss the golden age of YouTube
    Ray William Johnson
    Smosh
    Niga higa
    💕

  8. jlexx

    Still love this shit 😂😂

  9. C- Daddy

    2020 gang anyone? Song applies more than ever

  10. BaconGod893

    This actuality existed?

  11. Super saying Gogeta

    1:57 bro that’s so accurate to what happens in the radio today

  12. Meta Jericho

    "the album will be out this winter"


    *7 years later*

  13. Nellie Aliyah

    I remember when this first came out. My jam. My favorite part was the radio station playing the same five songs 😂

  14. MARCUS TANG

    why would they retire ;_;

  15. IMPLEX

    2012 was the glory days

  16. TheSneezingDogg Folio

    *i can relate*

  17. LilRaidr

    I knew this would have the eff word

  18. CGethins

    I came for Little T

  19. MARS

    this was definitely one of the better ones

  20. lahmonzalovania

    probably my favorite yfm song that uses the redesigns
    nice beat
    the jokes are funny, its like classic yfm all over again

  21. FlyingGorilla

    YouTube is so boring now

  22. BlinSlayer

    Why does the thumbnail look like domestic violence

  23. gacha trevor

    who else got a random memory from when u where young

  24. L X

    *sigh* am i all alone here in 2019? i hope not. . .

    BummyCheese

    HELL NO BROTHER

    L X

    ​@BummyCheese Oh thank you brother, i knew i couldn't be 😅🤜🤛

    Alexander Wilson

    Still here mate haha

  25. abarition dragon

    Me to they should do
    A sequel outa retirement

  26. Austin Daa

    ooh bars

  27. Paul Campbell

    3:32
    Uhg, I'm finally here.
    OH MY GOD THEREs NOWHERE TO PARK.
    IIIIIIIIIII HATE MY LIFE

  28. Alexander Agcaoili

    I took my drivers ed finals today and this song popped up in my head near the end 😂

  29. KEVIDABOI 123

    Miss you :(

  30. James Sunga

    2019 boisss

  31. dahlia wachtel

    what happend to them /

  32. Deceitful Hero

    I miss this so much.🌸

    thebanana peelgamer

    Deceitful Hero same dawg

  33. Skunk Squad

    blast this song in your car while in a traffic jam

  34. Michael Voorhees

    this was considered good?
    not wonder they died out

  35. ScienceLad 69

    Me when I play Mario Kart online

  36. Galaxina

    This song sums up the life of anyone who has a car......

  37. happy leon

    Martian *REALLY* lost his cool here


    *Rest in peace YFM :(*

  38. Mr Trash at games

    Did anyone else mistake this for little t

  39. Eden Zammit

    It’s kinda big nostalgia

  40. Pink_kirby_matt Skits

    It’s where’s Waldo on the thumbnail

  41. Charles Adams

    Don't mind me just reliving simpler times.

  42. luke james

    Makes me so fucking mad you guys arent famous

  43. Жека Мазунин

    2019???

  44. Nicky The Koopa

    RAN THOSE BITCHES!!!

  45. ScienceLad 69

    Me on the way to school

  46. RandomTuber420

    Anybody watching in 2019? Memories.

    Ojani Moore

    RandomTuber420 I’m here

    goldjrock84

    Same here 😭😭😭

  47. Enoel Gutierrez

    These boys are still getting ads

  48. Black Jesus

    Reliving child hood memories 👽

  49. SlankyJanky

    Benatar gave shameless promotion to Dan Bull with that guitar

  50. JACOB BENTLEY DIEM

    I WILL SEE U ONE DAY!

  51. JACOB BENTLEY DIEM

    MR.BENTLEYBERG IS LOSING MY COOL!

  52. JACOB BENTLEY DIEM

    KEEP GOING MR.BENTLEYBERG

  53. No Sorry

    2019 anyone?

  54. JinxRevolutionOFFICIAL

    I am on a YFM marathon

  55. JACOB BENTLEY DIEM

    I GOT FOUR DARKEST BROWN PUSSIES OF 30300

  56. JACOB BENTLEY DIEM

    48 SECONDS IS STARTING RIGHT NOW!
    SPACEOUT

  57. JACOB BENTLEY DIEM

    MONSTER BIG BROWN VAN WITH 9 HORNS
    ALL OF THE 3 STORIES TRUNK

  58. Carlton Carter

    Am I the only one who listened to this as they were in traffic?

  59. Why Me

    “Awh ooooh ooh!”

  60. Insecure Comic

    I remember when this shit came out, memories 😂

  61. Some Random Dude

    I go crazy on old ladies in Mercedes, they hate me. Well maybe I wouldn't be raging, if you weren't *driving Miss Daisy.*

  62. bicoy althea

    Used to listen to their songs when i was young. And now they're retired. I feel sorry for the young ones who didn't grow up listening to them.

  63. SadBoyProlific

    I remember being 11 bumping this 💀 still miss it not gonna lie

  64. Rayo ciupaga

    Puff Puff

  65. Roberto Cardoso

    Who is watching this on 2019

  66. Zayin Adeosun

    This song is still the flex
    ( 2019-2020 )

  67. LilyLimee

    3:37 me too.

  68. LilyLimee

    Who's watching in 2019?

    Like this comment! 👍

  69. Pedro Wolter

    Benetar's smile...

  70. Oh Fru

    2019 and we remember

  71. vash stampede

    maybe one day we will all see yfm again

    Kevindary _13

    Never dude

  72. Alley COOPER

    every time i drive with my fiance this is his theme song

  73. El- Jasoo

    Am I the only one here from 2019? Don’t see any other recent comments

    L X

    That makes 7 of us 😅

    LyxNyte

    @L X My man

    L X

    @LyxNyte Aye! xD hey awesome id mate my friends is lynx,

    Melodye Diwell

    El- Jasoo no I’m in 2020

    L X

    ​@Melodye Diwell Broo,guess what i am also from 2020!!!

  74. t_bone 6.6.6

    This is the first song I ever heard from them and it's my favorite

  75. Cristalrose

    Y would u stop making these videos I love the music

  76. chloedoesstuff :P

    describes either of my parents in traffic

  77. roy'sourboy

    how do i merge into the alternate dimension inwhich ray kept making videos and made his album?

  78. SCOTT LOVITT

    2019 anyone?? I remember watching this 6 years ago shii‼ I'm 14 noww

  79. lizeraxxx msp

    "THE SAME FIVE SONG THE RADIO STATION PLAYS THE SAME FIVE FUCKING SONGS " xD the most holy part of the song

  80. Mama Baroness

    This song is good, fits how I feel when I drive

  81. zmbkttn【ゾンビ子猫】

    If some of the videos are still monetized, I wonder where all of the money goes..

  82. SuperMarioHTFCalab O.O

    This song explains my grandma perfectly well.

  83. _spoopy_farmboy_

    It’s literally been 7 years since I last listened to this song, but I still somehow now every single word

  84. Rosé Ayaka candy

    They need to come back

  85. Wallus

    This is the song i remeber lol why

  86. Kid Inferno

    I'm gay

  87. magnusm4

    Why not just take a bike? Or walk?
    Plus your get more exercise

  88. Rgeacraft

    2019 anyone?

  89. Keemo Pro

    2019 still rocking out to my favorite Martian.

    L X

    bro who isn't tho? 🤟

  90. Itzz Charlie

    3:05 TURNS VOLUME UP I think I might be going deaf

  91. TakeThatL _

    I am generally patient so i dont mind traffic BUT I WILL FUCKING KILL A MAN BECAUSE NOT 5 SONGS BUT FUCKING 3 SONGS PLAY ON FUCKING REPEAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME

  92. christian foster

    When I first heard this I couldn't drive now that I can I understand this way more

  93. Arlen mlg

    “Why you googling land shark
    a sexual act where a man and his partner stand at opposite ends of the room. the woman bends over and braces against the wall while the man clasps his hands over his head imitating a shark. He then begins humming the jaws theme song and sprints across the room, lead by his erection, and attempts to penetrate either the vagina or anus with his momentus impact.
    I have to be really drunk to try the land shark, but im usually too inebriated to run in a straight line, so i wake up very sore”

  94. ItsAlexGallegos

    Based on an episode from the series or the series had an episode based on this song?