Your Favorite Martian - Puppet Break-Up Lyrics




Ha ha ha ha!

It's been a while since you felt my felt,
But this relationship's the biggest piece of shit I've ever smelt.
Always got me stressin'.
Always keeping me guessin'.
I'm like a Snuffleupagus a fuckin' depressive
And if I ask you a question, would you answer at last?
Girl, I'm not your puppet, so why's your hand up my ass?
Cause I can find a better girlfriend, a better boo.
This breakup's brought to you by the letter F and the letter U. (whoooo)

This is exactly what I'd said I'd do.
My bones are made of styrofoam, but you can't find a better dude.
Why'd you leave me? Was it something I did?
I feel like Kermit the Frog, cause I was fu(beep)cing a pig
And I'll gonna take back my money spent, every nickle
So stick your hands down my pants and give Elmo a tickle (ha ha)
Cause I ain't puttin up with your shit man! Fuck it!
So get your hand out of my ass, bitch, cause I ain't your Puppet

Girl I'm not your puppet
Girl I'm not your puppet puppet puppet
Girl I'm not your puppet hey

Girl I'm not your puppet puppet puppet
Girl I'm not your puppet ho
Girl I'm not your puppet puppet puppet

Girl I'm not your puppet hey
Girl I'm not your puppet puppet puppet

I'm sorry. I believe you mistook me
For a codependent Cookie Monster feeding you cookies
I'm moving on. (ha-ha)
It ain't a question to me.
I'll fuck all the other muppets on Sesame Street.
I'll fuck that redhead from Lamp Chop with the Fro'
Upload the video, so you can watch it and know
That you're not a unique snowflake
You're just another chick
And you ain't jeff Dunham, but you can jump on my stick
I ain't bitter, but it'd be a waste
If you didn't ask you new boyfriend how my felt tastes.
Will I get over it?
Probably, but
First. I think I'll fuck your fat friend Jabba the slut!
And it's sad, cause I was kinda thinkin' it might last.
Cause I'm like Oscar the Grouch, and you're sorta white trash
Now I don't give a fuck if you move to Nuntucket!
But get your hand out my ass!
I ain't your puppet.

Girl I'm Not your puppet
Girl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppet
Girl I'm Not your puppet hey

Girl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppet
Girl I'm Not your puppet ho
Girl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppet

Girl I'm Not your puppet hey
Girl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppet

Break it down LampChop Style!
This is a relationship that needs to end.
Oh yeah! You and I will never be friends.
One day we started fuckin' around not knowing what it was
And we'll never get back together again, because you suck.

This is a relationship that needs to end
Oh, yeah, you and I will never be friends.
One day we started fuckin' around not knowing what it was
And we'll never get back together again, because you suck.

Girl I'm Not your puppet
Girl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppet
Girl I'm Not your puppet hey

Girl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppet
Girl I'm Not your puppet ho
Girl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppet

Girl I'm Not your puppet hey
Girl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppet

One, yes, one
Two timing bitch!
Ah, ah, a





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Your Favorite Martian Puppet Break-Up Comments
  1. Rhezor12008

    is that police officer Ian from Smosh?

  2. zachryder5

    Was just having a bit of a flashback watching the yfm vids and was so cut some got deleted. Very happy to have found these, cheers ❤ so sad the project got retired and they are deleting videos :/

  3. KremitDeFrog

    totally want that helmet mask @2:56..

  4. Jack Smith

    YFM FOREVER!!!!!
    2020

  5. KI MASTER

    There some thick girls in this

  6. Akyo ZyNK

    This is a huge nostalgia trip for me

  7. Annabel Collister

    I still know the lyrics after fucking 7 years 🤣

  8. Ashes Of Extinction

    This is the first time I’ve heard this, I didn’t even know it existed

  9. Khansterbeam

    10 yr old me didnt know what tf any of this meant, but I was *RAVIN'*

  10. Gorilla People Gameplays

    i feel like this happened to him before

  11. Shaun M

    Jesus This Is Soo Old, But Great!!

  12. John Brooks

    Still 🔥in 2K19! 🤘

  13. Dorksterz

    Yea, i'm totaly into Avenue Q...

  14. Kiki White

    Haha wish he could have been a cameo in that puppet movie Happytime murders. That would have been comical

  15. Mr. Maveraxus

    Wish ray made songs like these again...and continued as host on =3

  16. Jaycen Irwin

    is this the original band?

  17. OlafttheGreat1998

    Jim Henson is rolling in his grave...

  18. Larissa Carvalho

    how was this ok back then

    OlafttheGreat1998

    I don't know

  19. Doodoo N Toilet Paper.

    Song lowkey still slaps.

  20. brad bowlamma

    > Why ur hand up my ass? 🤔
    > Cuz I'm a super freak... Fisting Time! 😈

  21. The Captain

    2019 and still listening to yfm

  22. madaraoluv2

    To bad this wasn't in the "Happy Time Murders" movie

    Kiki White

    madaraoluv2 omg haha I wasn’t thinking the same

  23. Damian 252

    2019 :(

  24. Nakura7292

    I thought this was a fever dream because I was never able to find it in the original channel

  25. a.srivastava

    DAMN...i was 18 when this came out

    Shrek The Ogre

    a.srivastava I was fucking twelve

  26. Ocxal46

    I love this song, is my favorite one <3
    It's a shame than YFM was end... But, I know, there are in some place, they are happy reading our comments... I know....

  27. Max

    1:01 nice dab

  28. Angel Diaz

    That's one! One two-timing bitch!

  29. Fresh Apples

    1:01 Dab

  30. Simangsa Baro

    I'm not your puppet puppet puppet

  31. Wolf Axel

    Better love story than twilight

  32. brian appshole

    this isnt funny puppet abuse is very real im so ashamed of u ray ...............hahhahahaah

  33. ItsTria's Vlog

    How about puppet girl that would be better for that -_-

  34. Jmoney Music

    I fuckin love this song

  35. Apple Virus

    I also like the Jeff Dunham line ._.
    ...yeaaaah... I'll just...go...

  36. A NUMBER NINE LARGE

    who's watching in 2018

    Blood spills from my cheek语嫣

    A NUMBER NINE LARGE no one

  37. SierraCola

    i thought this was going to be a yfm music video without benatar and axel

  38. Wolf Axel

    No puppets were harmed in the making of this video

  39. Sage Lunar

    7 seconds in I lose my shit

  40. Judy Twyman

    That shit is tight!!!

  41. Wolfkami Gatopaint

    Even though im a girl i made this my ringtone to my ex

  42. Alexandro Ayub

    So... 2018 is rollin’ and I just remembered =3 and this song... The feels !

  43. koukousnest koukou

    Greetings from greece !!!!
    anybody knows the girls at 2:54 name ???
    (black bikini).

    Butter man

    What why

  44. Moreno BG

    2018 :P

    FM Radio

    Fuck ya

  45. Shake Zula

    Too bad the shots are too fast, I would've loved to get a better look at those Axel and Benetar puppets.

  46. Bradley Spickard

    Damn this song was the best

  47. sadlobster1

    Wonder what puppets have to do with break ups

  48. SquidMigo

    I can totally see Ray singing this..

  49. Unknown Savage

    I ain't Jeff Dunham but you can jump on my stick

  50. Christopher Kopke

    Guess who's coming back in 2019?!?!?! https://www.facebook.com/UrFavoriteMartian/

  51. random

    They dab

  52. kotagirl 101

    2:39 "you suck"

  53. OneEnigmatic

    But i think it be a waste if you didnt ask your new bf how my felt tastes! Roflmao

  54. B I G N U T T

    Eminem who?

  55. Medy crengy fluffy

    now i want that i dinint descoverd your favorite martian when i waz a children,cuz now i die im PAIN 😭

  56. the one eyed cyclocps

    Does anyone even watch this anymore

    Protecrion, Tundra Strategist

    the one eyed cyclocps i do

    JustSomeKid InTheComments

    the one eyed cyclocps
    Hell yeah!

  57. Freeze Breeze

    I'm watching all of yfm in a playlist called "YFM Music (Including Removed)" but... Booty Store aint there! Amongst others I might have forgotten about I bet...

  58. Demon

    This reminds me of that 1 eminem song

    Demon

    (Edit) the song that reminded me of this was from eminem "ass like that"

  59. Randy_bosss

    when i was younger i tought that was a party then i watched it and relised it was a strip club ;-;

  60. Thewannabemj 23

    1:33 Stickkkk

  61. Thewannabemj 23

    0:56 puppet dab

  62. Flaming Croatan

    "You an't Jeff Dunham but you can jump On my stick" - ROTFL

  63. Darius Hudson

    Listening to this high......dude got bars af 😂😂🔥

  64. Uncle Waluigi

    Why was this one taken down

  65. ToadBrawler

    Sounds like something Eminem would make in 2004

  66. username checksout

    the cop looks like fandango from wwe

  67. Ji Fan

    Dear Halimah,

    This song is dedicated to you :)

    Sincerely,
    Singapore
    #notmypresident
    #racialinequality
    #singapore

  68. tickleyourtumor

    This beat is fire tbh

  69. Bradley Cotton

    2:16 Break it down "Lamb Chop" style!

  70. Almighty Gio

    I remember this back from 2011 omg the nostalgia 😫

  71. Paul F

    1:47 what's that girls name? ;)

  72. Yararlı Olan Herşey

    Türkler

  73. Wack

    I want the Axel puppet just so I can say "hold on mom, I'm almost done fucking the dragon!!" Every time someone tries to make me up.

  74. Cell me Cod

    55 people are there girls puppet

  75. Bolt3456

    fucken hate this song

    Cell me Cod

    Bolt3456 why

  76. Gio Johnson

    That moment when a puppet gets more girls that you

  77. Swaggy Kitty101

    0:59 DAB!!😂

    King racer X

    Swaggy Kitty101 shut up pig

  78. Emily Pitmin

    Lol the end yes one two timing bitch ha ha ha

  79. Chuy

    OMFG THIS VIDEO IS MY LIFE

  80. Griffith/Femto

    Blue shorts girl drives me crazy

  81. eddie kpop

    ray made the dab i guess

    DOPE KID

    dragondude 77777 it is at 1:01 when he invented the DAB

  82. Pumpkin Kid

    That Jeff Dunham joke tho XD

    adrian forrider

    Xz255 District I wasn't able to contain my laughter!

  83. Noah Dabney

    what's the song where they like I ain't some dude I'm that one dude u been looking for u ain't gotta look no

    blacksoul

    my girl

  84. BigBagel awm

    I need to show this song to my ex lol

  85. Incredible guy

    girl um not ur puppet he slapped her so f***ing hard

  86. Big BossMan

    dab invented 2011

  87. JayFree

    Who here really misses YFM...

    Talented Tiger

    Probably everybody.

    Akyo ZyNK

    I do ido

  88. JayFree

    Girl I'm not your puppet

  89. ArchieJRichards

    Understandable why this was took down, but it's a great video 😂😂