Your Favorite Martian - Orphan Tears Lyrics
It was a weekend, and you can't stop
Us from going to the local dance spot.
Instead of drinking imported beers,
Somebody brought a bottle of Orphan Tears.
Yeah, we were all so stupid to sip it.
Orphan Tears are so hallucinogenic.
I took one drink and saw a two-headed midget.
Then the room filled with colors and shapes,
And suddenly DeeJay was covered in snakes.
Oh snap! And what made it worse
Is I swear I saw a unicorn humping a smurf.
Then a rainbow appeared out of Wax's ass.
Yo Deejay! Are you still there?
Yeah, I'm trying to hook up with this girl in a wheelchair.
Alright. Chill there. I think a bulimic
Carebear might pick a fight with Jesus.
I don't believe it. I'm gonna be sea sick.
These Orphan Tears are about to make me trip.
Little children, near and far
Don't know where your parents are.
Cry directly in this jar.
I will drink it at the bar.
Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
Sip sippin' on, sip sip sippin' on
Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I ain't felt before.
I tried to bust-a-move but fell asleep on the dance floor.
(DeeJay falls asleep and snores)
I swear I saw Bill Cosby like, "Hello with the pudding!"
He was dancing in his underwear showing off his woody.
I ran to the bathroom. Everything's in slow mo.
I couldn't throw up, because the toilet bowl called me a homo.
I barfed up a kitten, and I'm feeling strange.
Sippin' these Orphan Tears, now it's got me seeing things.
Little children, near and far
Don't know where your parents are.
Cry directly in this jar.
I will drink it at the bar.
Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
Sip sippin' on, sip sip sippin' on
Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
All up in the VIP section, straight relaxed.
The DJ playing my favorite tracks.
Waitress asked, what can I bring you.
I said the most expensive thing on the menu.
She came back with a glass of liquid.
I said, I asked for something different.
This looks like a normal beer.
She said, no it's Orphan Tears.
Took a swig. Then I walked down where the dance floor is,
Whole club looking like a forest.
DeeJay turned into a brontosaurus.
Everybody in the club looked like Chuck Norris.
I tried to run to the bathroom but when
I did I felt a vacuum suction.
Pulling me back slow
Dance floor turned into a black hole.
Spinning around horribly.
Feeling like Dorothy.
Woke up and was still at home.
Orphan Tears got us in the zone.
Little children, near and far
Don't know where your parents are.
Cry directly in this jar.
I will drink it at the bar.
Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
Sip sippin' on, sip sip sippin' on
Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
[x2]
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Your Favorite Martian Orphan Tears Comments
May you Rest In Peace.good bye 2010’s YouTube, you were good to us
FUCK ME
Am I the only one younger than 11 right now-
I don't care who you are if your fucked up on anything this song a jam.
I came back cause I missed this
bill cosby line ahead of its time
wtf does a bulimic care bear mean
Bring your favorite martian back!! :(
2020
Edit: ik it’s not 2020 yet but it’s coming soon tho
its not even 2020 yet lol (at least not where i am from)
DANK BOİ it’s not 2020 for anyone yet lol
Oh, YourFavoriteMartian, this channel is something I'll never forget about the 2010s. 2020 5 days away damn
This song hits different when you can drink
Feel young again
It feels like yesterday I was getting home from school and putting on =3 and eagerly waiting for the next YFM song to drop. I'm glad that I can come back here whenever and pick up a piece of my childhood one more time. Much love, Ray. ❤️
nostalgia; watching this at 9 in my living room, on full blast. i wish i was this young again.
Bill cosby spiked the orphan tears
Guess who’s back for this bop
*As a youngest child I wanna thank my older siblings for forcing me to watch these type of videos when I was 4*
This song knew about Bill cosby drugging people.
YouTube algorithm is making nostalgia hit me like a fucking train. Wtf
Bruh this is so old 2 me
Hello with the pudding
The chorus still fuckin rocks imo
I will say it again; This is the best song YFM has ever made. It's so underrated.
Idk man. Bitch gotta penis is pretty good...
I remember blasting this when I was 13 years old I’m 21 now smh
Same bro this shit was hilarious :'(
2011: This song is awesome!
2019: *This song is awesome!*
Shit slaps
I remember experimenting with weed when this song came out and it was trippy as hell
Probably the only one that aged well
Brings me back to 6th grade
Still slaps but it didn't age well
That bridge tho
I wish they make more song's
The day I got a girlfriend I listened to this after and then 2 months later she broke um with me and every time I listen to this I think of the day we met
This s l a p s .
probably everyones favorite
and I agree
seriously this ones a bop, everyone sounds nice and the instrumental is great
and orphan tears are such a strange fucking concept
Little did we know this was Ray's way of warning us about Epstein
People knew about what he was doing since 2007
@Blegh Bleghinson what was he doing ? Please tell me
@Daboi Linny
Fiddling Kiddles' Diddles for govt blackmail.
Jesus christ it is
Orphan Tears is actually a name for the drug DXM, so they were actually drinking that drug.
I’m 14 now. But I remember when I was like 6 7 or 8 I listened to this daily. I miss this shit sm. Honestly. YFM needs to come back :’(.
Did anyone come from the Jon cosplay??
This low key slaps
Ray, if you're watching this...bring this back even better in 2020. Shit would be awesome. Please.
Please come back 😹
We need to put a stop to all these homophobic toilets
A real problem the government won't address
Nostalgia
why is this lowkey a bop?
Russians feel attacked
I watched this in secret with my friends when I was 10
Someone had 20 different types of drugs before making this
Tik tok: mine now
This was the best but now it's going to be a new decade
Fuck you your being disrespectful to orphans
Fuck you, you're name is offensive to depressed chickens
@Imperator Czech welcome to 2019 everyone's offended easily
@Zani Tripp It's pretty hilarious to watch people get offended.
@Imperator Czech yea
2019 lol
It’s 2020, and Orphan Tears are curing cancer!
fuck bring these guys back dude please.
everyone wants to but it won't happen :(
also, their channel might be deleted anytime
Like if it's 2020
So many people are talking about how they missed this but i am 10 and just discovered this
2019 28 year old me still rocking to this
why is this lowkey a bop
''cosby'' :0 *grabs jetpack and flies away*
Wax's verse is still slapping in 2019 thats for sure.
only here to hear the wax and dumbfoundead tracks lmao. This track might be their only "not total shit" track lmao
James Thompson eh, I thought "Jupiter" was pretty good. Probably because that's pretty much their only song without any vocals from Ray as far as I can tell
This one actually bangs
Im i old?
It's like hello with the pudding? I don't no why?
Yeeeeeeeeesssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why does it feel like an gorrilaz song
Not really
1:53
*IS THE BEST PART NO CAP*
Girls: * talks about boys and giggles *
Boys:
Man, I came back 9 years later.. miss these bitches :'(
Duh.... bitches?
Bro the fucking nostalgia
Listening to this in almost year 2020 and I still find it really good( along with the other songs)
9 years later and this song still slaps
LITTLE CHILDREN NEAR AND FAR
DONT KNOW WHERE YOUR PARENTS ARE
CRY DIRECTLY IN THIS JAR
I WILL DRINK AT THE BAR
SIP SIP SIPPIN ON ORPHAN TEARSSS
SIP SIP SIPPIN ON ORPHAN TEARSSS
Oh yea i love a green beer tots average see it down the pub every night
man i used to love watching these videos, and =3, damn the years are flying by lol i was 11 or 12 when these videos were big, im 20 years old now and just had a daughter, life is crazy, things used to be so simple, but why did they retire this channel? It was pretty popular.
This song is such a banger. I was 10 years old when this came out and I'm turning 20 in a couple of months. So nostalgic and great, also I know all the lyrics to this day.
*made on 4/20*
yeah buddy
The Bill Cosby references did not age well.
i came back for nostalgia, and man did that bill cosby joke get way better with time
Ahh Memories
Bro Wax's verse and flow is still hard as fuck
I hate that youtube reccomend this to me
Isn't this a tiktok sound?😅
No it’s a song
Can't tell if the Bill Cosby bit aged horribly or is timeless now.
Kaz, "Gunfight by The Moonlight," Miller yo if you’re on Xbox add me
I remember playing l4d2 and listening to this with my brother good times good times
So this is why i like Batman comics so much. I jest! I really miss these songs and videos.
The fucking nostalgia is unbelievable I feel like I’m playing mw2 as a 12 year old lmao
GarageBand tings
Still super catchy.
2019 anyone?
😢. RIP the best channel ever
Korova Milk Bar.
Why is his name different?
Karla Vargas he quit years ago unfortunately
This song makes me wish I had millions of dollars so I could be at that bar to so many go missing so many glasses full cheers
Goosebumps
Still a banger in 2019 reminds me of my middle school days
Aw I feel 11 again
Middle school fuck
i used to sing this to myself all the time.