Your Favorite Martian - Nerd Rage!!! Lyrics

I got that Nerd Rage
Nerd Rage
I got that Nerd Rage
Nerd Rage
Nerd-nerd Rage
Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
Nerd-nerd Rage

They say I Nerd Rage
I say they don’t understand
Keep talkin’ trash bitch
Imma have to ban you from my chat room
And I can hardly think
But Imma have to slap Jar Jar Binks
And slam George Lucas’ head in a car door
For far more than just ruining Star Wars
Stop re-mastering, you’re making it worst
And for the love of god, Greedo didn’t shoot first!
And fuck Comic Sans
And fuck low bandwidth
And never say Pluto ain’t a planet, goddamnit
I’m readin’ what you’re saying on the message boards
Yes, I have too had sex before!
With a girl, you don’t know her, she moved away! Shut up!
And don’t tell me Dr. Who is the same
Without Tom Baker, the shit is just lame
And what do you mean you’ve never seen Citizen Kane?

Nerd Rage
Nerd Rage
I got that Nerd Rage
Nerd Rage
Nerd-nerd Rage
Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
(Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!)
Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
(Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!)
Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
(Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!)

I broke seven keyboards over my knee
How dare you say Marvel is better than DC
Your horrible grammar, it’s makin’ me puke
And Captain Kirk was far superior to John Luke Picard
And a Jedi could whip Superman in a fight
When I’m right Imma laugh like

(Nerd Laugh)

You beat me in chess; I’m flippin’ the board
Then I’ll go to Michael Bay’s house, kick in the door
Break every single copy of Transformer 4
Hit Bay in the dick with a stick ’til he’s sore
I’ll own your ass in Halo so bad you might cry
And who the hell jacked my twelve-sided die
I’m gonna beat you up; I know karate, ask my girlfriend
Yes, I have a girlfriend
Did I mention I have a girlfriend?

Nerd Rage
Nerd Rage
I got that Nerd Rage
Nerd Rage
Nerd-nerd Rage
Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
(Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!)
Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
(Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!)
Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
(Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!)

I see Wil Wheaton, and I get excited
Pick up your toys!
They’re collector’s items!
Shut up Mom!
And give ’em back to me!
And Holy Shit!
Don’t take them out the packaging!
And clean your room; it smells like manure
And stop watching porn videos on your computer
I’m doing research. Leave me alone; why you hatin’?
I just think it’s weird that all the girls are Asian

(Nerd Laugh)
I got that
Nerd-nerd Rage
(Nerd Laugh)
Nerd-nerd Rage
(Nerd Laugh)
Nerd-nerd Rage
(Nerd Laugh)
Nerd-nerd Rage

I got that Nerd Rage
Nerd Rage
I got that Nerd Rage
Nerd Rage
Nerd-nerd Rage
Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
(Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!)
Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
(Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!)
Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
(Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!)

I got that Nerd Rage
Nerd Rage
I got that Nerd Rage
Nerd Rage
Nerd-nerd Rage
Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
(Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!)
Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
(Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!)
Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
(Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!)
Nerd-nerd Rage

All my fellow nerds
Oh, I know you understand
All my fellow nerds
Sing along if you can
(We got that) Nerd Rage
(We got that) Nerd Rage
(We got that) Nerd Rage
(We got that) Nerd Rage
Nerd Rage

What? You never heard of Joss Whedon?
He’s like one of the greatest writer/directors of our time!
And what do you mean Phantom Menace is your favorite Star Wars movie?
God da…dude, alright
We can’t be friends
I can’t be your friend anymore

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Your Favorite Martian Nerd Rage!!! Comments
  1. Mr. Thicc Booty

    This got taken down yet transphobic techno is still on. God damn the youtube removal system is weird

  2. Hazel Light

    This shit is legendary, y’all newcomers don’t understand how lit this was back then.

  3. Vassago Cassals

    Is it bad that I got every reference and joke in this song?

  4. go home i dont upload anymore

    0:16 is AWESOME

  5. Mr.Trolls McGee

    Wow LMFAO🤣

  6. Chace Shinohara

    One thing I agree with the nerd is

  7. [NOT] MisterEpicface

    “And fuck comic sans, and fuck low bandwidth, and never say Pluto isn’t a planet god dammit!”

    Ray William Johnson (Puff Puff)

  8. DrewCrafter

    Boi be lookin like that guy from Johnny Test

  9. Crazy Hunter Films

    3:12 me and the boys

  10. Takeshi Kujo

    Hey buddy, what the hell?! I thought you said you were going to destroy Transformers 4 before it got out into the theaters!

  11. John Steeds

    it's a shame they deleted the original

  12. Seth Gutowski

    Can someone to please do an update of this song

  13. OrcaStrike77

    Dude 2011 was a crazy time

  14. Kyran Earl

    I just think its weird that all the girls are asian

  15. Sean Emery

    They need to update this with the Disney trilogy

  16. Sponge Boy888

    1:26 Why would a Jedi have a RED lightsaber!? Are you trying to make ME Nerd Rage?

  17. youngest girl Houston

    Damn these guys make me remember 2011 and 2012 good ole times

  18. Logan CR

    2020 and this is still the best song

  19. Ivan Baymar

    *2020 anyone? Or are all of you Nerd Raging?*

  20. DANK BOİ

    the fact that he has starcraft 2 and wow in his pc is accurate af

  21. STAR RR1259

    Tinker buff bring me here

  22. dandeligma

    came from vast error like a fan :hand:

  23. Vincent Klemann


    by driving a mongoose? Fat chance.

    if you can't 5 shot me first in the duel youre basically fucked

  24. Flvoq



    Flvoq Tron

  25. Anonymous X

    If their asian atlest its censored about 99.999999% of the time

  26. Anonymous X

    Ray yelling is the best

  27. Anonymous X

    This was the shit
    Edit: it still is

  28. Devan DiPiazza

    hispanic pussy got bling bling boy acting kinda strange 😳😳😳

    Queen Of Memes

    Wtf loser

  29. maskedninja 56

    2019 anyone?

  30. EH_Arts

    this is so old now

  31. KEVIDABOI 123

    **gets fourth grade flashbacks**

  32. GhenghisKhangai

    These did not age well at all...

    Hazel Light

    Nah didn’t age aged PERFECTLY!

  33. ElfLord YT

    In the UPW (Upper Peninsula Wrestling) there's a wrestler named Nerd Rage. Reason why I finally found this song.

  34. Ann-marie Strong

    Axel and monitor look BLOODY SICK IN THIS ANIMATION

  35. Lennybro66

    I don't know why, but I love seeing George Lucas dance

  36. Keith Kosten

    Ahh earlier yt

  37. greatmemes92

    Imagine unironically thinking DC is better than Marvel

    Hazel Light

    It is though, but let’s just enjoy the song without nerd raging back n forth with each other.🙏🏾


    2019 anyone?

  39. EncrustMust _

    When it’s almost 2020

  40. Peter

    More like geek rage.

  41. Fujishima

    Basically a music about Neckbeards

  42. Government Official

    Fuck DC

  43. KrissFlye

    Godammit Disney...

  44. Ali Ashkanani


  45. Galaxina

    That laugh haunts me...... He's watching somewhere..

  46. koolrelateable guy3000

    That seriously does look like George lucas

  47. Bones182x

    Anyone here in summer 2019?

  48. Steve the Blood Raven

    if only the nerds of back then would see what hideous form starwars would morph into (*cough*SEQUELS*cough*)

  49. Miaunster CJT

    This is Song represents Every Second of my life. This Song gave Me strength in my Phase of Depression and Death. 😭

  50. Jong Jong

    And now we can say Marvel is better than DC


    This is cringe

    Hazel Light

    This is legendary, y’all new niggas weren’t here for this back then

  52. Eliot MMM

    One time I had bad internet and i kept going back into the songs and I noticed the background sounds in the music video (around the doctor who part) and they are awesome

  53. Ghoul 11

    Marvel is way better than dc

  54. username83459

    The nostalgia is real, but man this shit is dated, I don’t see a hentai folder on that desktop

  55. Captain Rex

    I don't understand why they deleted this one?

  56. PandaTv

    Damn lmao

  57. IDDQD Kingalicious

    Never forget where you came from kids

  58. Вячеслав Смирнов

    Оно живое

  59. Lennin Espinosa

    As funny as this song is, I can see how this will offend alot of people of today XD

  60. pamela young

    Why doesn't he make these Vids anymore

  61. Chrystal Wind

    is it just me or has the channel been renamed?

  62. BIG BERD

    Last song i listened to before i lost my ipod when i was 10

  63. Samantha Dunn

    why does this make me feel so old :(

  64. Daniel Whaley-Hoffman

    you insulting nerds and just be clear phantom menace is one of the greatest prequels ever dude!

  65. Jade Nguyen


  66. Jade Nguyen

    DC will always better than marvel. Fight me.

  67. Lil 5Skin

    I was listening to this in year 3

  68. Haha Hahahah

    1:18 Well Marvel is better than DC

  69. Tyreseman HD

    “Break every single copy of Transformers 4 hit Bay in the dick with a stick till he’s soar”
    Michael Bay: ..why🤕
    Doctor Strange: there was no other way

  70. Tyreseman HD

    Team Marvel

  71. Tacocat

    Listening to this a lil goober and coming back to it a few years later makes me realise that I've become that nerd

  72. Pepito

    Well thats pretty homosexual.

  73. ace4826

    Someone should cosplay as the nerd.

  74. honestly

    got me good

  75. myuki rose


    Me explaining my obsession for anime like:

  76. Colton Shaw

    Play this shit in the club!!

  77. CabbageBrine

    Any internet troglodyte: Gorillaz was the first animated band

    Me an intellectual:


    This is probably a troll but in case its not and you actually dont know......

    Gorillaz are a British virtual band created in 1998 by Blur frontman Damon Albarn and artist Jamie Hewlett. The band primarily consists of four animated members: Stuart "2-D" Pot, Murdoc Niccals, Noodle, and Russel Hobbs. Their fictional universe is explored through music videos, interviews, and other short cartoons. Wikipedia

    Funny Valentine

    @KazeGarraBohix Don't nerd rage bro


    The fact that this comment basically got an “um, actually” thrown at it is the perfect nerd icing on the top.


    lol ikr


    Josie and the Pussycats!

  78. Joe Bored

    Marvel Is Better Than DC , Because The Owner Of DC Barely Red Any Comics , But The Owner Of Marvel , Pretty Much Based Most Of Their Movies/Films Around The Comics.

  79. Andrew Martinez

    Who’s here in 2019

  80. GachaAngelTV Rainbows!!!!

    I like this song but i forgot where i put it in my playlist!!!Im 11 but i dont care about the swearing and bad words but THIS SONG IS AWESOME GUYS!!!!!:)

  81. TinoSchmino

    Booty store?!

  82. xStep 124

    Marvel is much better than DC IN 2018

  83. Chie Chan

    this shit was gay as fuck and it's gay as fuck now

    Hazel Light

    If u knew it was gay back then, why come back to it now?????????????????????

  84. Damien Bacon

    Love this song so much.

  85. Jess

    That comment about Pluto really attacked me

  86. Derp Skrrrt

    2019 anyone?

  87. mueez adam

    Nerds have a higher IQ since Rick and Morty came out 😏

  88. Nicholai Theunissen

    Marvel is better than DC

  89. Jose Garcia

    Why were some songs deleted

  90. Fence

    Cock and ball torture
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    This article is about the sadomasochistic practice. For the non-consensual activity, see torture. For the German band, see Cock and Ball Torture (band). For other uses of CBT, see CBT (disambiguation).

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    Top left: Erotic electrostimulation. Top right: Trampling the penis. Bottom left: Wax play. Bottom right: Chastity piercing.

    Cock and ball torture (CBT), penis torture or dick torture is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking.[1] The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.[2]

    1 CBT in Japan
    2 Devices
    2.1 Ball stretcher
    2.2 Ball crusher
    2.3 Parachute
    2.4 Humbler
    2.5 Testicle cuffs
    2.6 Cock harness
    3 Safety
    4 See also
    5 References

    CBT in Japan
    Ball busting demonstration in public at Folsom Street Fair, USA

    Tamakeri (玉蹴り) (lit. ball kicking) is a sexual fetish and subgenre of BDSM within which a man's testicles are abused. The genre is also referred to as ballbusting ("bb" for short).[3][4] Tamakeri is the Japanese term, but it is used by many non-Japanese people to describe media where Asian people—mainly women—are participating in it. The dynamics of tamakeri consist of a masochist having their testicles hurt by a sadist.[5] The fetish is popular among heterosexual and homosexual men and women.[6] In hentai communities, it is often identified by either "tamakeri", or "crotch_kick".[7][8]

    Denkianma (電気按摩) (lit. "electric massage") is a popular Japanese prank played between two people where one person puts their foot into the genital area of the other and shakes it in a vibrating motion.[9][10] Often this is done by grabbing the other person's feet, raising them, and then placing one's own foot on their crotch and vibrating it. This is often done between school aged boys as a prank similar to kancho and could be seen by a western audience as a type of bullying. In 2007 the crisps company Doritos released a new flavour of potato chip called "Denkianma".[11]

    Similar to many other sexual activities, CBT can be performed using toys and devices to make the penis and testicles more easily accessible for attack, or for foreplay purposes.[12][13]
    Ball stretcher
    A single metal ball stretcher and cock ring, which forces erection.

    A ball stretcher is a sex toy that is used to elongate the scrotum and provide a feeling of weight pulling the testicles away from the body. This can be particularly enjoyable for the wearer as it can make an orgasm more intense, as testicles are prevented from moving up. Intended to make one's testicles permanently hang much lower than before (if used regularly for extended periods of time), this sex toy can be potentially harmful to the male genitals as the circulation of blood can be easily cut off if over-tightened.

    While leather stretchers are most common, other models consist of an assortment of steel rings that fastens with screws, causing additional but only mildly uncomfortable weight to the wearer's testicles. The length of the stretcher may vary from 1-4 inches.[14] A more dangerous type of ball stretcher can be home-made simply by wrapping rope or string around one's scrotum until it is eventually stretched to the desired length.
    Ball crusher

    A ball crusher is a device made from either metal or often clear acrylic that squeezes the testicles slowly by turning a nut or screw. How tight it is clamped depends on the pain tolerance of the person it is used on. A ball crusher is often combined with bondage, either with a partner or by oneself.

    A parachute is a small collar, usually made from leather, which fastens around the scrotum, and from which weights can be hung. It is conical in shape, with three or four short chains hanging beneath, to which weights can be attached.

    Used as part of cock and ball torture within a BDSM relationship, the parachute provides a constant drag, and a squeezing effect on the testicles. Moderate weights of 3–5 kg can be suspended, especially during bondage, though occasionally much heavier weights are used. Smaller weights can be used when the male wearing it is free to move; the swinging effect of the weight can restrict sudden movements, as well as providing a visual stimulus for the dominant partner.[citation needed]
    Man with humbler

    A humbler is a BDSM physical restraint device used to restrict the movement of a submissive male participant in a BDSM scene.

    The humbler consists of a testicle cuff device that clamps around the base of the scrotum, mounted in the center of a bar that passes behind the thighs at the base of the buttocks. This forces the wearer to keep his legs folded forward, as any attempt to straighten the legs even slightly pulls hard on the scrotum, causing from considerable discomfort to extreme pain.
    Testicle cuffs

    A testicle cuff is a ring-shaped device around the scrotum between the body and the testicles which when closed does not allow the testicles to slide through it. A common type has two connected cuffs, one around the scrotum and the other around the base of the penis. They are just one of many devices to restrain the male genitalia. A standard padlock may also be locked around the scrotum; without the key it cannot be removed.

    Some passive men enjoy the feeling of being "owned", while dominant individuals enjoy the sense of "owning" their partners. Requiring such a man wear testicle cuffs symbolizes that his sexual organs belong to his partner, who may be either male or female. There is a level of humiliation involved, by which they find sexual arousal. The cuffs may even form part of a sexual fetish of the wearer or his partner.[citation needed]

    However, these are extreme uses of testicle cuffs. More conventionally, the device pulls down the testicles and keeps them there during stimulation, which has a number of benefits:

    Making the penis appear longer. Pulling the testicles down and away from the base of the penis stretches the skin over the base of the penis and pubic bone, exposing the additional inch or so of penile shaft that is normally hidden from view.
    Improving sexual arousal. While some men may be aroused by the feeling of being "owned", the physical feeling of stretching the ligaments that suspend the testicles has an effect similar to the more common practice of stretching one's legs and pointing the toes.
    Preventing the testicles from lifting up so far that they become lodged under the skin immediately adjacent to the base of the penis, a condition which can be very uncomfortable, especially if the testicle is then squashed by the slap of skin during thrusting in sexual intercourse.
    Delaying or intensifying ejaculation by preventing the testicles from rising normally to the "point of no return". It is much harder to reach an orgasm.

    Cock harness

    A cock harness is a penile sex toy designed to be worn around the penis and scrotum. Its function is similar to that of a cock ring. These devices are often associated with BDSM activities. The Gates of Hell is a male chastity device made up of multiple cock rings that can be used for CBT.[15] Kali's Teeth is a metal bracelet with interior spikes that closes around the penis and can be used for preventing or punishing erections.[16]

  91. Cody Sutton

    its been over 6 years since i last heard this, and i still remember the beat and lyrics


    Cody Sutton me too

  92. CSN

    This is what I call a good childhood