Your Favorite Martian - Mr. DoucheBag Lyrics






You're a douchebag, do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag.
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag.

Hey Mr. DoucheBag, why's your ego so massive?
You know it's 2 AM and it's dark outside.
You don't need those sunglasses.
Yeah we all remember that hot chick
You hooked up with once
Ccause you went on to brag about it for months and months.

Yeah we all get that you think it's impressive
But ain't nobody impressed with how much you're bench pressing.
Buying Smirnoff Ice for girls half your age,
Telling all your douchebag friends that you "still got game."

Dear Mr. DoucheBag.
We all agree that you are a dumbass.
Why can't you see that!

You're a douchebag, do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag.
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag.

Dear Mr. DoucheBag
Do you find it necessary to shout into your Bluetooth
Or boast about high school rugby
"And I would have went pro if it weren't for my bum knee".

And why you got to complain every single time you're not getting laid.
You douchebags are a lot of the same.
"Dude let's go. This place is full of grenades"
Always trying to look cool, like it's a full time career.
That's why your Facebook pic shows you chugging a beer.
Got your gold chain and your wife-beater on
So you can fist pump your way to the tanning salon.

Dear Mr. DoucheBag.
We all agree that you are a dumbass.
Why can't you see that!

You're a douchebag, do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag.
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag.

Inconsiderate, ignorant
You drink you get belligerent,
You think anybody finds you amusing?
No, no, no. Not even a little bit.
You always find a way to stop all the fun
Like, when you scream "party foul" at the top of your lungs.

Dear Mr. DoucheBag,
I caught you bragging again.
Trust me man, nobody gives a damn what frat you were in.
You claim you hang with celebrities when you don't know any at all.
"But dude I'm totally banging George Clooney's sister in law."

No you're not – come on.

Dear Mr. DoucheBag.
We all agree that you are a dumbass.
Why can't you see that!

You're a douchebag, do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag.
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag.

Hitting on other girls when yours is in the room.
You're a douchebag do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douche bag

Walking in the club grabbing all on your junk.
You're a douchebag do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douche bag

Refusing to let go when she says no.
You're a douchebag do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douche bag

Cut me off in traffic then flipping me the bird
You're a douchebag do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douche bag

"Dude it's George Clooney's sister in law, I swear,
Come on, where the hell is my protein shake?"





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  1. G.... 1....

    I miss them 😭 i watched them when i was little 💀

  2. c.... ....

    man been pretty much 9 years... god i miss your fav matian

  3. K.... M....

    2020 anyone?

    K.... M....

    HEYYYY HAHAHA

  4. B.... ....

    Mr.Douchebag is one of the good songs I think

  5. t.... ....

    Brunette Chad

  6. A.... Q....

    Now kids that’s what a fuckboi was in 2011

  7. L.... M....

    this song is so relevant if you live in Australia

  8. P.... ....

    4 virgins angry at a true chad

  9. P.... A....

    Jojo stance

  10. H.... H....

    My face songs 4evar rawr XD <3

  11. D.... K....

    I just saw one and I’m at the gym now

  12. M.... S....

    This shit still slaps

  13. H.... l....

    My vision is augmented

  14. m.... ....

    1:54 I-

  15. A.... T....

    106,000 dislikes, wow there's a lot of douchebags in the the world

  16. J.... B....

    This is somthing that my dad would say to a douche bag :D

  17. S.... ....

    And women are still fucking them and having their babies in 2019 they may be a douchebag but the woman are the real dumbassess

    S.... ....

    r/niceguys

    S.... ....

    Shut the fuck up you incel pathetic bitch 😂😂😂

  18. L.... P....

    I really want to make a Mr. Douchebag model for VRChat for some reason

  19. Q.... ....

    Wow, look at all of those dislikes, seems that some douchebags got upset

  20. E.... ....

    can someone explain the mass dislike?

    E.... ....

    People act this this and are offended

  21. S.... D....

    Logan Paul

  22. l.... ....

    a BIT annoying, and the "DEAR MR DOUCHEBAG" part is really useful

    l.... ....

    @Queen Of Memes im looking up there's nothing I can shut

    l.... ....

    @Queen Of Memes I wasnt trying to be funny I was just trying to get a reaction out of you, and lookey here

  23. X.... ....

    PC Principle

  24. G.... C....

    Waking up just to fall asleep I heard that talk is cheap so I guess it's where you keep it slow like my lyrics When I spit it did I lyrics fake I got paper friend of my face but I don't it's all credit best believe it I got money I don't deceive it relieves it back pay Yelp I said yo money on my tell me how you feel about it show up in this grind like a young mother f***** spit in this s*** they said who the hell get the f*** about time at the way you going to f****** live it up till the end and turn you did in the motherfukers going to come out magnificent cuz they going to be like the motherfukers who did better than him who died at a young age so sorry for these young grab cash you ain't the same they concave are the way sunlight I'm in outer space opposite Copperhead just to come up in This Magnificent the my fault that you cannot come up with the thing he quit but it's so sorry to see you die off of ship next time I see you you are going to die off of freaking heart attack when you take a Sit I'm just telling it for what it was and for what it is and I'm so sorry for not being that you listen this game but guess what motherfukers your way to fit you ain't it you know what the f in it

    G.... C....

    Just shut up

  25. G.... C....

    Why can't you speak that sometimes I don't feel the same pie bad things Bad cast but you ain't even wrap cat you more like Hypocrites Hypocrites you going to walk out with blood in your lips but still get the f****** crip flag around your f****** hips you so sad I'm just telling them they fax and I don't even want to come with that AK-47 equip but I will just come up in this game take a sit upon the throne while I sit on my f****** bed it says here cuz I take you twenty dollars a hit and I ain't even talkin about equipment needed all I'm just saying like $20 for the Mega $20 for $20 for adults and $20 for the bride $20 for the boss $20 for the boss I wish I need to get a f****** thing to come around like Addams Family give me a hug come here come here things take you if you get a hug thing baby girl money yo my money get the f****** by the bus

  26. L.... ....

    This is my ex-boyfriend's theme song! 🤣

  27. F.... m....

    I remember seeing this when I was about 11 or 10. I'm 13 and I'm turning 14 this month, so it's been about 4 or 3 years.

  28. M.... ....

    Vitaly really made a good cameo in this music video.

  29. N.... R....

    Asta e Melodia Pentru Dl. Douchebag Să Ştie!!!

  30. J.... C....

    I forgot how much this beat slapped

  31. M.... C....

    Hahahah I bet all the fuckers that disliked the video are douchebags.

    M.... C....

    Someone who disliked the video here, I thought this video was a waste of time and autobiographical
    of Ray William Johnson, who is the massive douchbag who wrote this.

    M.... C....

    @Romania oh shit he wasnt wrong one's right here

    M.... C....

    @Haultech Studios Eh, try again.

    M.... C....

    @Romania nope

    M.... C....

    @Romania shut up

  32. A.... P....

    Why it has so much dislikes tho?

    A.... P....

    Possibility that it aims it personally or something.

  33. L.... ....

    Baby shark do-do-do-do-do-do douchebag

  34. *.... f....

    Virgin your favourite martian
    Vs
    Chad mr. Douchebag

  35. I.... p....

    kid calls me fat in gym:
    me:

  36. N.... S....

    “Where the hell is my protein shake?” - that got me lmfao

  37. P.... T....

    Who are this losers singing fucking virgins

  38. G.... A....

    His name is always Mike 😂😂

  39. S.... U....

    I hate that I started listening to this music after they put THIS PRODUCT IS RETIRED R.I.P tbh

  40. C.... N....

    why 100k dislikes

  41. H.... C....

    yo mama

  42. S.... M....

    #CRINGE

    S.... M....

    look at the upload date

  43. j.... j....

    I gargle with douche

  44. P.... W....

    George Clone-y's sister in law.

  45. L.... ....

    Man, I totally forgot about this channel.

    L.... ....

    I think most people have. I remember when YFM was their own thing before Maker Studios got them and that was what resulted the project to be retired.

  46. H.... A....

    Sunny 105.9 uses this as a sound bit in Florida lol

  47. D.... r....

    He looks like a character from the douchebag beach games

  48. p.... ....

    this was the clown song in 2011

  49. F.... G....

    Crazy this was the first ever video I've ever watched on YouTube

    F.... G....

    it's sad that they discontinued doing these types of songs

  50. A.... L....

    YFM made the best choruses. (Dear Mr. douche bag we all agree that you are a dumb ass why can’t you see that?)

  51. 1.... m....

    t w o k n e w f o r e h o u r p u m p s

  52. 1.... m....

    s o u t h e r n c u t

  53. 1.... m....

    one s h i t m e m e

  54. 1.... m....

    man.................... its one yellow piece for bullshit.

  55. 1.... m....

    what weighted hour glass?

  56. 1.... m....

    i got up and had an attitude at this. so what. get upset.

  57. 1.... m....

    i dont like steroid's. it's not good! i told the state of texas to stop! and they did not listen!

  58. 1.... m....

    that muscle man, is a threat to my i.

  59. 1.... m....

    how come this guy wont leave my neighborhood right now?

  60. K.... ....

    this video is just "send this to your enemy/bully without any context"

  61. s.... t....

    i can’t belive this existed what the fuck

  62. S.... L....

    Aren't all the singers in this song a bunch of INCELS?

  63. B.... J....

    Who ever disliked this is a doucebag

  64. �.... ....

    My best friend literally played this on the highest volume in the highschool cafeteria


    OH GOD THIS IS SO DISTRACTING I CAN’T EVEN SPELL

  65. t.... k....

    Here it is, the first YouTube video i ever watched

  66. g.... s....

    dough bag game

  67. G.... ....

    Danced to this at 3 am copying all the moves looking so fly......

    Slipped on a My Little pony book.



    That ended well.....

  68. k.... l....

    Shit hits hard

  69. W.... ....

    the dislikes are nothing but douches and fuckbois

  70. A.... D....

    My Dad has literally done everything in this video guess u know what that means and the guy looks like him except he has blond hair only difference ha ha

  71. J.... B....

    Google Karl Rubicam Douchebag and meet the BIGGEST DOUCHBAG OF ALL TIME......q-

  72. G.... ....

    Who's watching this in 2019????

    G.... ....

    Yo. Spam Ray's Dm's we need him in 2020. 🤣😂

  73. F.... H....

    *copy pastes pictures of The Paul brothers, Ricegum, onision and every single prank YouTube channel*

  74. r.... ....

    This is a certified hood clasic

  75. L.... P....

    Anyone else feel guilty when he turned out to be a really nice guy in the animated series?

  76. R.... M....

    I was a big fan of there music when I was little and now I'm questioning what am I doing

  77. b.... 6....

    Why did they stop

    b.... 6....

    bryanramos029 69 Maker Studios wanted more money and Ray didn’t want to share more of his profits so Maker cancelled the YFM album, back when you needed a partnership to get big on YouTube.

  78. o.... ....

    i used to watch this when i was in first grade but ok then

  79. G.... ....

    You're a douchebag, do-douchebag
    Do-do-do-do-douchebag
    You're a douchebag, do-douchebag
    Do-do-do-do-douchebag

    Hey Mr. DoucheBag, why's your ego so massive?
    You know it's 2:00 AM and it's dark outside
    You don't need those s-s-sunglasses
    Yeah we all remember that hot chick you hooked up with once
    'Cause you went on to brag about it for months and months (months, months, months, months)

    Yeah we all get that you think it's impressive
    But ain't nobody impressed with how much you're bench pressing
    Buying Smirnoff Ice for girls half your age
    Telling all your douchebag friends that you "still got game."

    Dear Mr. DoucheBag
    We all agree that
    You are a dumbass
    Why can't you see that?!
    You're a douchebag, do-douchebag
    Do-do-do-do-douchebag
    You're a douchebag, do-douchebag
    Do-do-do-do-douchebag

    Dear Mr. DoucheBag do you, do you find it necessary to shout into your Bluetooth?
    Or boast about high school rugby?
    "And I would have went pro if it weren't for my bum knee" And why you got to complain every single time your not getting laid?
    You douchebags are a lot of the same
    "Dude let's go. This place is full of grenades"
    Always trying to look cool, like it's a full time career
    That's why yo' Facebook pic shows you chugging a beer
    You got your gold chain and your wife-beater on
    So you can fist pump your way to the tanning salon

    Dear Mr. DoucheBag
    We all agree that
    You are a dumbass
    Why can't you see that?!
    You're a douchebag, do-douchebag
    Do-do-do-do-douchebag
    You're a douchebag, do-douchebag
    Do-do-do-do-douchebag

    Inconsiderate, ignorant, you drink you get belligerent
    You think anybody finds you amusing? No, no, no. Not even a little bit
    You always find a way to stop all the fun
    Like, when you scream "party foul!" at the top of your lungs
    Dear Mr. DoucheBag, I caught you bragging again
    Trust me, man, nobody gives a damn what frat you were in
    You claim you hang with celebrities when you don't know any at all
    "But dude I'm totally banging George Clooney's sister in law." No you're not, come on

    Dear Mr. DoucheBag
    We all agree that
    You are a dumbass
    Why can't you see that?!
    You're a douchebag, do-douchebag
    Do-do-do-do-douchebag
    You're a douchebag, do-douchebag
    Do-do-do-do-douchebag

    Hitting on other girls when your's is in the room
    You're a douchebag do-douchebag
    Do-do-do-do-douchebag

    Walking in the club grabbing all on your junk
    You're a douchebag, do-douchebag
    Do-do-do-do-douchebag

    Refusing to let go when she says "no"
    You're a douchebag, do-douchebag
    Do-do-do-do-douchebag

    Cut me off in traffic then flipping me the bird
    You're a douchebag, do-douchebag
    Do-do-do-do-douchebag

  80. K.... K....

    The douchbag population has multiplied 20 fold, disgusting

  81. C.... o....

    Dear mr. Douchebag take that protein shake and shove it up your twat!

  82. W.... t....

    Oh my god what the fuck

  83. P.... ....

    Bruh he looks like a chad

  84. C.... M....

    we miss you

  85. K.... C....

    60 bucks to who can ever can do the douchebag dance

  86. h.... i....

    U got that

    h.... i....

    I'll tell you hwat he is one big fat Douche

  87. D.... C....

    Lol who’s still watching this jaunt In 2019

    D.... C....

    Its sad the project was retired. They made good stuff, but i suppose its better than them getting stale like Epic Rap Battles did

  88. E.... M....

    Im laughing my arse off

  89. M.... ....

    Why does this beat go so hard?

  90. A.... R....

    Wonder what their doing these days in 2019

  91. A.... F....

    Everyone knows someone like this

  92. B.... ....

    my favorite yfm song except for take over the world, why does this song have so many dislikes

  93. C.... C....

    When I was in 8th grade a kid pushed me into a locker so I sent him this on Facebook and I got suspended

    C.... C....

    I should of done that in highschool

  94. M.... M....

    Who's still watching in 2019?

  95. N.... n....

    If you disliked this video you probably a douchebag this video is taking about

  96. D.... J....

    The Hodgetwins theme song