Your Favorite Martian - Mr. DoucheBag Lyrics
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag.
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag.
Hey Mr. DoucheBag, why's your ego so massive?
You know it's 2 AM and it's dark outside.
Yeah we all remember that hot chick
You hooked up with once
Ccause you went on to brag about it for months and months.
Yeah we all get that you think it's impressive
But ain't nobody impressed with how much you're bench pressing.
Buying Smirnoff Ice for girls half your age,
Telling all your douchebag friends that you "still got game."
Dear Mr. DoucheBag.
Why can't you see that!
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag.
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag.
Dear Mr. DoucheBag
Do you find it necessary to shout into your Bluetooth
Or boast about high school rugby
"And I would have went pro if it weren't for my bum knee".
And why you got to complain every single time you're not getting laid.
You douchebags are a lot of the same.
"Dude let's go. This place is full of grenades"
Always trying to look cool, like it's a full time career.
That's why your Facebook pic shows you chugging a beer.
Got your gold chain and your wife-beater on
So you can fist pump your way to the tanning salon.
Dear Mr. DoucheBag.
We all agree that you are a dumbass.
Why can't you see that!
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag.
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag.
Inconsiderate, ignorant
You drink you get belligerent,
You think anybody finds you amusing?
No, no, no. Not even a little bit.
You always find a way to stop all the fun
Like, when you scream "party foul" at the top of your lungs.
Dear Mr. DoucheBag,
I caught you bragging again.
Trust me man, nobody gives a damn what frat you were in.
You claim you hang with celebrities when you don't know any at all.
"But dude I'm totally banging George Clooney's sister in law."
No you're not – come on.
Dear Mr. DoucheBag.
We all agree that you are a dumbass.
Why can't you see that!
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag.
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag.
Hitting on other girls when yours is in the room.
You're a douchebag do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douche bag
Walking in the club grabbing all on your junk.
You're a douchebag do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douche bag
Refusing to let go when she says no.
You're a douchebag do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douche bag
Cut me off in traffic then flipping me the bird
You're a douchebag do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douche bag
"Dude it's George Clooney's sister in law, I swear,
Come on, where the hell is my protein shake?"
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Your Favorite Martian Mr. DoucheBag Comments
I miss them 😭 i watched them when i was little 💀
man been pretty much 9 years... god i miss your fav matian
2020 anyone?
HEYYYY HAHAHA
Mr.Douchebag is one of the good songs I think
Brunette Chad
Now kids that’s what a fuckboi was in 2011
this song is so relevant if you live in Australia
4 virgins angry at a true chad
Jojo stance
My face songs 4evar rawr XD <3
I just saw one and I’m at the gym now
This shit still slaps
My vision is augmented
1:54 I-
106,000 dislikes, wow there's a lot of douchebags in the the world
This is somthing that my dad would say to a douche bag :D
And women are still fucking them and having their babies in 2019 they may be a douchebag but the woman are the real dumbassess
r/niceguys
Shut the fuck up you incel pathetic bitch 😂😂😂
I really want to make a Mr. Douchebag model for VRChat for some reason
Wow, look at all of those dislikes, seems that some douchebags got upset
can someone explain the mass dislike?
People act this this and are offended
Logan Paul
a BIT annoying, and the "DEAR MR DOUCHEBAG" part is really useful
@Queen Of Memes im looking up there's nothing I can shut
@Queen Of Memes I wasnt trying to be funny I was just trying to get a reaction out of you, and lookey here
PC Principle
Waking up just to fall asleep I heard that talk is cheap so I guess it's where you keep it slow like my lyrics When I spit it did I lyrics fake I got paper friend of my face but I don't it's all credit best believe it I got money I don't deceive it relieves it back pay Yelp I said yo money on my tell me how you feel about it show up in this grind like a young mother f***** spit in this s*** they said who the hell get the f*** about time at the way you going to f****** live it up till the end and turn you did in the motherfukers going to come out magnificent cuz they going to be like the motherfukers who did better than him who died at a young age so sorry for these young grab cash you ain't the same they concave are the way sunlight I'm in outer space opposite Copperhead just to come up in This Magnificent the my fault that you cannot come up with the thing he quit but it's so sorry to see you die off of ship next time I see you you are going to die off of freaking heart attack when you take a Sit I'm just telling it for what it was and for what it is and I'm so sorry for not being that you listen this game but guess what motherfukers your way to fit you ain't it you know what the f in it
Just shut up
Why can't you speak that sometimes I don't feel the same pie bad things Bad cast but you ain't even wrap cat you more like Hypocrites Hypocrites you going to walk out with blood in your lips but still get the f****** crip flag around your f****** hips you so sad I'm just telling them they fax and I don't even want to come with that AK-47 equip but I will just come up in this game take a sit upon the throne while I sit on my f****** bed it says here cuz I take you twenty dollars a hit and I ain't even talkin about equipment needed all I'm just saying like $20 for the Mega $20 for $20 for adults and $20 for the bride $20 for the boss $20 for the boss I wish I need to get a f****** thing to come around like Addams Family give me a hug come here come here things take you if you get a hug thing baby girl money yo my money get the f****** by the bus
This is my ex-boyfriend's theme song! 🤣
I remember seeing this when I was about 11 or 10. I'm 13 and I'm turning 14 this month, so it's been about 4 or 3 years.
Vitaly really made a good cameo in this music video.
Asta e Melodia Pentru Dl. Douchebag Să Ştie!!!
I forgot how much this beat slapped
Hahahah I bet all the fuckers that disliked the video are douchebags.
Someone who disliked the video here, I thought this video was a waste of time and autobiographical
of Ray William Johnson, who is the massive douchbag who wrote this.
@Romania oh shit he wasnt wrong one's right here
@Haultech Studios Eh, try again.
@Romania nope
@Romania shut up
Why it has so much dislikes tho?
Possibility that it aims it personally or something.
Baby shark do-do-do-do-do-do douchebag
Virgin your favourite martian
Vs
Chad mr. Douchebag
kid calls me fat in gym:
me:
“Where the hell is my protein shake?” - that got me lmfao
Who are this losers singing fucking virgins
His name is always Mike 😂😂
I hate that I started listening to this music after they put THIS PRODUCT IS RETIRED R.I.P tbh
why 100k dislikes
yo mama
#CRINGE
look at the upload date
I gargle with douche
George Clone-y's sister in law.
Man, I totally forgot about this channel.
I think most people have. I remember when YFM was their own thing before Maker Studios got them and that was what resulted the project to be retired.
Sunny 105.9 uses this as a sound bit in Florida lol
He looks like a character from the douchebag beach games
this was the clown song in 2011
Crazy this was the first ever video I've ever watched on YouTube
it's sad that they discontinued doing these types of songs
YFM made the best choruses. (Dear Mr. douche bag we all agree that you are a dumb ass why can’t you see that?)
t w o k n e w f o r e h o u r p u m p s
s o u t h e r n c u t
one s h i t m e m e
man.................... its one yellow piece for bullshit.
what weighted hour glass?
i got up and had an attitude at this. so what. get upset.
i dont like steroid's. it's not good! i told the state of texas to stop! and they did not listen!
that muscle man, is a threat to my i.
how come this guy wont leave my neighborhood right now?
this video is just "send this to your enemy/bully without any context"
i can’t belive this existed what the fuck
Aren't all the singers in this song a bunch of INCELS?
Who ever disliked this is a doucebag
My best friend literally played this on the highest volume in the highschool cafeteria
OH GOD THIS IS SO DISTRACTING I CAN’T EVEN SPELL
Here it is, the first YouTube video i ever watched
dough bag game
Danced to this at 3 am copying all the moves looking so fly......
Slipped on a My Little pony book.
That ended well.....
Shit hits hard
the dislikes are nothing but douches and fuckbois
My Dad has literally done everything in this video guess u know what that means and the guy looks like him except he has blond hair only difference ha ha
Google Karl Rubicam Douchebag and meet the BIGGEST DOUCHBAG OF ALL TIME......q-
Who's watching this in 2019????
Yo. Spam Ray's Dm's we need him in 2020. 🤣😂
*copy pastes pictures of The Paul brothers, Ricegum, onision and every single prank YouTube channel*
This is a certified hood clasic
Anyone else feel guilty when he turned out to be a really nice guy in the animated series?
I was a big fan of there music when I was little and now I'm questioning what am I doing
Why did they stop
bryanramos029 69 Maker Studios wanted more money and Ray didn’t want to share more of his profits so Maker cancelled the YFM album, back when you needed a partnership to get big on YouTube.
i used to watch this when i was in first grade but ok then
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag
Do-do-do-do-douchebag
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag
Do-do-do-do-douchebag
Hey Mr. DoucheBag, why's your ego so massive?
You know it's 2:00 AM and it's dark outside
You don't need those s-s-sunglasses
Yeah we all remember that hot chick you hooked up with once
'Cause you went on to brag about it for months and months (months, months, months, months)
Yeah we all get that you think it's impressive
But ain't nobody impressed with how much you're bench pressing
Buying Smirnoff Ice for girls half your age
Telling all your douchebag friends that you "still got game."
Dear Mr. DoucheBag
We all agree that
You are a dumbass
Why can't you see that?!
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag
Do-do-do-do-douchebag
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag
Do-do-do-do-douchebag
Dear Mr. DoucheBag do you, do you find it necessary to shout into your Bluetooth?
Or boast about high school rugby?
"And I would have went pro if it weren't for my bum knee" And why you got to complain every single time your not getting laid?
You douchebags are a lot of the same
"Dude let's go. This place is full of grenades"
Always trying to look cool, like it's a full time career
That's why yo' Facebook pic shows you chugging a beer
You got your gold chain and your wife-beater on
So you can fist pump your way to the tanning salon
Dear Mr. DoucheBag
We all agree that
You are a dumbass
Why can't you see that?!
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag
Do-do-do-do-douchebag
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag
Do-do-do-do-douchebag
Inconsiderate, ignorant, you drink you get belligerent
You think anybody finds you amusing? No, no, no. Not even a little bit
You always find a way to stop all the fun
Like, when you scream "party foul!" at the top of your lungs
Dear Mr. DoucheBag, I caught you bragging again
Trust me, man, nobody gives a damn what frat you were in
You claim you hang with celebrities when you don't know any at all
"But dude I'm totally banging George Clooney's sister in law." No you're not, come on
Dear Mr. DoucheBag
We all agree that
You are a dumbass
Why can't you see that?!
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag
Do-do-do-do-douchebag
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag
Do-do-do-do-douchebag
Hitting on other girls when your's is in the room
You're a douchebag do-douchebag
Do-do-do-do-douchebag
Walking in the club grabbing all on your junk
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag
Do-do-do-do-douchebag
Refusing to let go when she says "no"
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag
Do-do-do-do-douchebag
Cut me off in traffic then flipping me the bird
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag
Do-do-do-do-douchebag
The douchbag population has multiplied 20 fold, disgusting
Dear mr. Douchebag take that protein shake and shove it up your twat!
Oh my god what the fuck
Bruh he looks like a chad
we miss you
60 bucks to who can ever can do the douchebag dance
U got that
I'll tell you hwat he is one big fat Douche
Lol who’s still watching this jaunt In 2019
Its sad the project was retired. They made good stuff, but i suppose its better than them getting stale like Epic Rap Battles did
Im laughing my arse off
Why does this beat go so hard?
Wonder what their doing these days in 2019
Everyone knows someone like this
my favorite yfm song except for take over the world, why does this song have so many dislikes
When I was in 8th grade a kid pushed me into a locker so I sent him this on Facebook and I got suspended
I should of done that in highschool
Who's still watching in 2019?
If you disliked this video you probably a douchebag this video is taking about
The Hodgetwins theme song