Your Favorite Martian - Dookie Fresh Lyrics




Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Fresh, Dookie Fresh

I-I-I I had a hot date so I picked her up at eight, sharp
Her body was bangin’
This chick was built with great parts (whistles)
Then she was beautiful, I didn’t really know her
But I noticed when I picked her up, she had a funny odor
I was really confused cuz she had a gorgeous body
But she stunk like Precious dropped a deuce in a port-a-potty
Her funk was crazy strong, killin me with deadly stank
It made me wanna do a cannon ball into a septic tank
To get away from the stank
I gave her a dozen roses but they wilted and I think that she’s hot
But I don’t even know if I can do this
Cuz she smells like R. Kelly’s date mixed with raw sewage
Her breath smells like a homeless man pooped in her mouth
She needs to bathe herself in tomato juice or I’m out
She’s ridiculously fine!
So who woulda guessed that this girl smells so Dookie Fresh

Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Fresh, Dookie Fresh

I gotta admit she knocked me off my feet
Even with her stench of wet dog and taco meat
She said “Puff, I really like you, and I’d rally be embarrassed
if you didn’t peep my heritage and meet my parents.”
So I drove to their house, and I parked the car
And it smelled like Amy Winehouse threw up in a jar
And it got worse as soon as we entered her parents’ house
I started gagging’ like I had a pubic hair in my mouth
Should I run home and take a shower in bleach? “Yes!”
Her mom stank like Lady Gaga’s old ass meat dress
“Paparazzi!” Shut up, this shit ain’t funny!
Even her dad smelled like the inside of Batman’s onesy
Her mom made us dinner and I couldn’t even eat it
Cuz she smelled like a piece of meat between the lunch lady’s cleavage
I really like this girl, but I feel like givin’ in
To To To be honest she smells like an Indian
“Hey, that’s not funny!”
No, no I mean like Indian food
Like curry smells bad, Indian food!
“You’re a dick!”

Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Fresh, Dookie Fresh

Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Fresh, Dookie Fresh

And now she wants to get serious
I don’t know what it is
But if I don’t get away from the smell
Imma throw myself off a bridge
I gotta end it!
She smells like Venus Williams’ panties after playin’ tennis
There’s no way that I can win this
We go out to eat before we even get a seat
She makes all the people in the restaurant clear out into the street
Like a fuckin’ fire drill
They skip their entire meal
Yo Deejay should I leave her, or should I try and chill?
Ah! I’ve had worse [3x]
Smash that ass anyway
Ah! I’ve had worse
Puff, plug your nose and smash that ass anyway
Naw, I think I’m gonna leave her and I wish her the best
But somebody needs to tell her that she’s Dookie Fresh

Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Fresh, Dookie Fresh

Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Fresh, Dookie Fresh

So yeah it didn’t work out
I mean, that girl smelled like Chewbacca’s ass
Wait, wait… Oh.
Well, maybe it was me
“Yeah, I told you you’re a dick!”





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Your Favorite Martian Dookie Fresh Comments
  1. Hudson Stroman

    This man made this when he was in his 30s..........

    Think about that

  2. PAIN FL

    dookie fresh :)

  3. SereDIP into my heart

    I was really singing this at like 12

  4. jimmy longdude

    Legs ddick and balls

  5. Skippy

    I want to hang myself

  6. davian cooper

    Rip yfm

  7. Mollytov

    doin your mom

  8. Brexi0 productions

    Wow Carson, just wow.

  9. lyssum

    thanks carson

  10. YetiCones

    What the fuck is this

  11. Wowzinga

    This is haha funny

  12. Joseph Presley

    I got this from callmecarson

  13. M1A1 Abrams 3rd Generation MBT

    mfw i plow through an orphanage while burning an entire mall to the ground

  14. Florbingo stingo

    but flying turds are fine XD
    but flying turds are fine XD
    but flying turds are fine XD
    but flying turds are fine XD
    but flying turds are fine XD
    but flying turds are fine XD
    but flying turds are fine XD
    but flying turds are fine XD
    but flying turds are fine XD
    but flying turds are fine XD
    but flying turds are fine XD
    but flying turds are fine XD
    but flying turds are fine XD
    but flying turds are fine XD
    but flying turds are fine XD
    but flying turds are fine XD
    but flying turds are fine XD

  15. bigspook 25

    This truly was an epic gamer moment! Keep it up!

    M1A1 Abrams 3rd Generation MBT

    @Tyrone Sugondese mr obama when will you tell us your last name

    Tyrone Sugondese

    @M1A1 Abrams 3rd Generation MBT this is me obama, my last name is care

    M1A1 Abrams 3rd Generation MBT

    Tyrone Sugondese thank you sir!

    Tyrone Sugondese

    @M1A1 Abrams 3rd Generation MBT no citizen, thank YOU for helping out the united states of america. god bless

    M1A1 Abrams 3rd Generation MBT

    Tyrone Sugondese godbless sir

  16. THICC TUMOR FELLA Man

    Ray come on

  17. Marlton Johnson

    Here from CallMeCarson

  18. Jorge Alvarez

    Wtf this slaps so hard

  19. Sierra Martin

    My 11 year old self didn’t understand I was just laughing to tears 😭

    YaBoiGoat

    To be fair, we didn’t know any better as young kids

  20. fe geimeprays

    Uh,oh dookie fresh

  21. Starkiller

    "You're a DICK"-Indian Guy,2011

  22. Wallorca10 KJR

    This is comedy, I am speechless...

  23. Coolguy 111163

    hello there

  24. KazieK

    *love him or hate him, he spittin straight facts*

    Johnny Speedboat

    @KazieK Ah, i see that you have chosen the form of my nightmares for the next several hours.

  25. Whatzit Tooya

    Why can't we play this at the next high stakes sporting event instead of the national anthem? This song radiates a level of patriotism I haven't heard in all 54 years I've lived on this planet.

  26. FKS Ente

    This song is ass

  27. Hfneicn Jeienc

    Carson sent me here

    Shreklord Emoji guy

    Hfneicn Jeienc same

  28. autism boi

    this song is so bad it makes me want to cry

  29. Kathleen Williams

    he clearly likes it!

  30. Liam Martin 2: Electric Boogaloo

    What the fuck was humor back then? I dont remember half this shit

  31. Waldorfthepig

    Hello, everyone, Anthony Fantano here, and today I'll be reviewing Ray William Johnson's new track Dookie Fresh.

  32. Brighty

    who here after Carson

    lil person

    I know Carson put please explain

    TheRedVortexxx

    I'm not

  33. two cars

    Fucking hell carson

  34. jonathan sagastume

    2019 is dookie fresh. Too sensitive

    Cc dA

    shut the fuck up boomer

  35. ggzsk

    god damn carson

    Dan

    sem thode doin your mom

    two cars

    Did you predict the future

    ggzsk

    @two cars watched the stream

  36. JSquad Life

    YOU WANNA HERE SOME BARSSSS

    Me : I DO

    *this song*

    OOOOHHHHH New Genre - Gross Hop

  37. Pərsønał

    Ahh the old days

  38. Moon Malicious

    Deadly stank? Oh no.

  39. Katie Sandow

    Indian food curry is taste spicy.

  40. blunt ash

    Whos watchin in 2019?

  41. Chicos petermann

    I made a gas mask 5 days ago and my mom went to this indian food i brung it causr curry

  42. Princess Ware

    This song is from my brother

  43. Something Somewhere

    And now time for life advice with DJ. 3:06. Thank you for watching this episode of life advice with DJ. Tune in next time for DJ’s advice for untimely erections during funerals.

    OlafttheGreat1998

    Respect

  44. Tanijah

    he was on R Kelly’s case before us

  45. Emxpress Ari

    DOOOOKIEEEE FRESHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  46. NuggetInA_Bucket

    the name is what you think it is

  47. Play it Purple

    It’s been 7 years since I seen this again wow 😭

  48. randomize it

    Love the song well yfm is my jam I miss them

  49. BrainyBrian

    This shit brings me back to 4th grade

  50. NunTondoSwotch

    Only one reason this got banned. The indians.

  51. grettagrids

    maybe she has a rectovaginal fistula :(

  52. 100bullets miranda

    sling it

  53. Commando 66

    Someone needs to tell her that she's *DEWKY FRESH*

  54. DatBoiDre 31

    "Hay dats Nout Funny"

  55. Darius de Laurentiis

    Why does Maker Studio still own this? Do they even still care?

  56. Maksprogamer Pro Gamer

    Man i'm eat at this moment

  57. CapricornFantastic

    the people who disliked this must smell dookie fresh

  58. FazzyYoungxjay

    Brings good old memories on yt

  59. Famemark7 Gaming

    SCATALOGIC!!!!!!

  60. mr mouse

    Lol we did the song me and my friends and we got suspended

  61. jmdilley02

    This song is dookie! Lol

  62. Doritos :space jam flavoured

    I’M FUCKING OPRA

    Doritos :space jam flavoured

    r.i.p refference

  63. DRAGONSLAYER6

    if this is the kind of songs people like then the human race is doomed

  64. ItsTria's Vlog

    Ewww poop

  65. ItsTria's Vlog

    Cheater lmao

  66. frank cabido

    Dookie fresh more like Juicy fresh

  67. SierraCola

    i love how puff can't stand the smell of dookie fresh yet he's ok with flying turds

  68. LunarX

    No wonder Ray took this off of his channel.

  69. Jess G

    I wish they made more of theses song 2018

  70. Dimond cat

    Wow this was good

  71. Smilex5

    I thought the stuff they were throwing were cookies

  72. BinBonBoon

    Stop uploading other people's work you trash

    victor diaz

    it's called a reupload after the original video is taken down you trash

    BinBonBoon

    Not if its still up you trash

  73. Aaron lust

    Were is the song booty store

  74. Sonya Blade

    OMG THIS IS SO FUNNY. THANKS FOR SHARING THIS. :D

  75. stray kitten

    *_CHEWBACCAS ASS_*

  76. stray kitten

    lmao miss this band

  77. THE KOOL- AID MAN

    I thought i saw all of your videos i was wrong

  78. Mariana Lopez-Lara

    Dookie








    I thought is said doki

  79. TwentySevenSins

    That concert was a shitfest

  80. Juni

    That beat tho

  81. Blishex Wolfette

    I can just imagine one of those turds slapping one of the audience in the face

  82. Drinks 101

    I haven’t heard the word “dookie” since 2011.

  83. SkaterLauro

    Deejay a baller

  84. Layla Eke

    I will never look at Dookie the same again

  85. Huggable Panda Lover

    I love this song omg

  86. halie

    R I D I C U L O U S L Y F I N E

  87. Adam Scottorn

    #ur a dick

  88. Ezio Kill911

    I miss yfm

  89. NOrMiE 9

    Why does it look like shit was flying everyday

  90. Wildhelm

    When you notice that this song is one big poop joke

  91. dave ciubql

    2:51 to 3:08 killed me

  92. DOUBLE X SOCIAL ANXIETY シップ

    ......THIS IS GROSS







    XD😂