Your Favorite Martian - Bitch Got A Penis Lyrics




Bitch got a penis

Who's got a penis?
Bitch got a penis.

Got a penis, got a penis.
Bitch got a penis, got a penis.





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Your Favorite Martian Bitch Got A Penis Comments
  1. Wingus Bingus

    why did you change the name so you can look good

  2. MrArschl0s

    still kicks ass, idk i somehow miss yfm.

  3. 1000 NB

    Aged like milk

  4. Emil Kiełczyński

    "high art, 10/10" - Piero Scaruffi

  5. StraightToThePoint

    bitch got a penis

  6. I Am A Nugget :p

    why am i here

  7. Mista Lahey

    Reddit lead me here

  8. og johnny gat

    absolutely insane how big these were back in the day

  9. game freak

    2011 was a simpler time

  10. lahmonzalovania

    id say something like "why is everyone talking about people getting offended by this, why cant we talk about the song itself" but there's not really much to say
    its ok I guess

    lahmonzalovania

    @Drem hi

  11. Coolcat_tom

    I hope when society collapses, this is the only thing left of our culture

    The Hotline Miami Nerd

    I hope when comments are stolen your the idiot who stucks out

    Coolcat_tom

    The Hotline Miami Nerd
    I hope when people are having fun you don’t get too angry you aren’t included

  12. MAD

    Bitch got a and penis no long sounds like words. The fucking letter A doesn't sound like a word.

  13. SleepySage

    And one more thing... Trap isn't a slur.

  14. Alan

    song should be retitled "dude's got some titties"

  15. John Galt

    This is still funny

  16. ImCozH

    *accurate representation of 2019*

  17. Salem Saberhagen

    I prefer THIS:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQEizl7lGhc

  18. Mickey Pike

    I love this song!

  19. Dorcha Solas

    the dislikes are pathetic.. atleast the upvotes r still more :(

  20. TTV_ zAsteroids

    I feel so bad for Deejay😭

  21. MR SNUGGLETONS

    2019 summed up.

  22. Wolf Romero

    Fuck you guys are so fuckin dumb

  23. Andrew Hong

    Here I am, 7 years later

  24. Random_stuff268

    Oh mein gott

  25. ultra gamer20

    Ray William Johnson is a genius.

  26. ČiaNeVilius

    why are they raping this poor guy

  27. Stupid Vlogs and stuff

    Poor Dee Jay

  28. Alex Wesker

    I liked the part when it said "Bitch got a penis"

  29. ČiaNeVilius

    worst thing i have ever watched

  30. Nesu Mckenxie

    *why the fuck do I watch stuff like this?*

  31. Cubic Meter

    Aged like fine wine

  32. Dakoot

    i hate my life but i also love it

  33. Uhh Hhhh

    Le 40% has arrived

  34. ninja boyz98

    Who’s got a penis ?

  35. funkhouzr

    Lol "lyrics by Ray William Johnson"

  36. Pseudonym hier einfügen

    Why are they all driving a Prius?

  37. Ashley Carte-Seguin

    Who's got a penis?! Bitch got a penis!!!

  38. Ashley Carte-Seguin

    BITCH GOT A PENIS

  39. jumbo juice

    me, FTM, sweating while i bop to this in 2019,

  40. Epic Username

    Seems to be a lot of people who think this some horribly aged piece of internet culture.

    It was always offensive and an unfunny joke. Ya’ll just grew up and see this stuff now

    Essence Knight

    🙄 this was hilarious back then I wanna go back in time

  41. MTexpeditions

    I used to find this somewhat offensive, now I just find it hilarious. If I ever start a YouTube channel this is going to be my theme music!

  42. Ambrodu

    2019 still here ?

  43. Hentie Dj

    ya year later and its still funny

  44. Austin Solom

    This has aged perfect

  45. Mickey Pike

    Lol lol lol lol lol!

  46. Wyatt Ross

    😐😑😆😃😅😂. . . How but it's funny

  47. auiika

    as a trans male this is super fucking funny to me omg
    also our thick boy big rob really be getting those hoes

  48. Lamo Roblox

    I WAS 6 WHEN THIS CAME OUT AND I DANCED ALONG TO IT IN THE CAR AND GOT IN SO MUCH TROUBLE

  49. Lemon James

    91K dislikes :(

  50. CoolingSoda2000

    This would be considered as a shitposte

  51. Morgz's dad

    This is trans culture, pretty epic

  52. mrtarf

    gaming moment 👿👿👿👿😈😈😈😈😈

  53. XxNingyoOkamixX

    I'm trans and this isn't offensive, it's funny

    Frarly

    they probably decided to play it safe

  54. FAILED ABORTION

    *fucking goes to a mental hospital*

  55. DragonsREpic

    Bitch gotta penis...55 times...damn

  56. 28_stupendous The Cheater

    Me when I find out what a trap is

  57. TEAGEN BEATS

    I miss 3rd grade

  58. DarkStarX30

    But that's even better!

  59. Fat guy at Mcdonalds

    fake news, bitch indeed did NOT have penis. in the end, it is revealed to us that they keep valuable items in their thong. but, if it did happen to me, i would have run for the hills.

  60. TheOneAndOnlyGamer Help

    The first time we saw dj’s eyes

  61. SuperODOYLERULZ

    Fuck this aged well

  62. Chance Chiasson

    What up seb

  63. masonpotato_man3

    What's the lyrics again?

  64. Kent Mansley

    Dude missed out on so much puss

  65. DukiNuki

    he was warning us and we laughed at him

  66. Sam S

    At least the title accurately represents the song.

  67. Skunk Squad

    whats the lyrics again

  68. camo shadow

    I don't care what people say. This is still funny.

  69. Lennin Espinosa

    Hold on a sec, They ALL wanted to do him, But when he takes back his action and leaves them, They throw him into a hospital? Thots cant take a rejection!?

  70. David Payne

    There are only four words in this entire song.

    Frarly

    don't forget "who's"

  71. ApolloSniperman

    The description is hilarious

  72. 1uptop321

    I like the part where he said bitch got a penis that really hit me in the feels

  73. SCP Time

    Sent it to my trans friend...

    oh no

  74. V5SR

    Bitch got a penis

  75. Jose Ange Medina Zamora

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa



    Aaaa que mamafas me fasino

  76. Nibbler Nibbler

    How am I just looking at this in 2019

  77. Hunter Dew

    Why is this age district

  78. Dimitri Charlery

    YFM COMEBACK

  79. Micheal Hoch

    Daft Punk has really gone downhill.

  80. bwashed

    so this is the free vbucks hack?

  81. Levi Ackerman

    2019 anybody my recommendation pulled this up

  82. Victor Fox

    Song from back when comedy was funny. Sadly these days comedy has been ruined by the left and their PC crap.

  83. Gacha bee Bee

    I just got hella crazy Nostalgia of me sitting down woth my brother and sister then my mom yelling at them because I was 1 or 2 at the time 😭

    tomatoboy

    Gacha bee Bee
    WTF? HOW YOUNG ARE YOU?

  84. xx zx zxzxx

    This aged great

  85. Andromeda Lps

    That moment when you use your panties as a pocket

  86. Vic Jellyboi

    Mines well unretire bro you'll get hits partner

  87. Zero Borderlands

    Best Ray William Johnson song

  88. Carmen Smith

    WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!??! I DID NOT KNOW GIRLS HAD A DICK :O just kidding girls have a vijina

  89. Tom Wilson

    Every so often this song pops on my head. Today was one of those days. Fun jam.

  90. LilTrXsh

    I listened to this song when I was a kid and I've been trans phobic since then.

  91. olive

    why are people mad at this video its literally poking fun at transphobes lol

    NeoGamest123 Logic

    olive How is not being into bitches with penises make anyone a transphob. No one is entitle to any one else. do trans people think their entitled to a heterosexual person. Okay I get it if you can't get your way than they must be transphobic huh. because sexual preferences are bad right. because having a sexual preferences makes you a bad person right lol.

  92. DADDY

    This song is my childhood

  93. Grizzly Lumberr

    This did age well. It’s just the generation that hasn’t aged well.

  94. Halil Kaan Karadağlı

    Velet Ken izlemistim AQ

  95. 28_stupendous The Cheater

    it took me 3:25 minutes to memorize the words motherfuckers

  96. laurel

    funny thing is anyone who's "politically correct" towards this sort of topic now probably listened to this song 8 years ago and was fucking losing their shit as with every YFM song at the time

  97. Cheezus Christ

    I, for one, accept our futa overlords

  98. Drãmätîç Põtätó Bèllå

    Lol funny