Ylvis - Intolerant Lyrics

I LOVE THIS ABSOLUTELY.
It is sometimes sth that makes you depressed that you lost in the genetic lottery and should be eliminated in the world due to natural selection, and you won't want to give birth because you don't want to pass the genes to anyone more.


But, sometimes another perspective is, there is sth called random assortment of chromosomes.

TALLER ANT

2:58 finally a normal sized oompa-loopa

Such a great song play it again ❤️

Thank you for a good laugh 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻It was awesome as usual 😉

this is a funny song but i enjoy the song a lot

2019 someone?

Wow! This is like a Hashimoto hymn. Cool. I can relate.

2:15
Because you can't have a meaningful sexual relationship with someone unless you can both eat the same food together in bed during sex.

This is the best channel on Youtube ... Tseries and Pewdepie are shit

Why I can't find it on spotify?

This is maaah JAAAAM!

What microphone is he using?

everything about the last 40 seconds is pure gold

This is showing satanic. Trying to normalize human sacrifice etc....

Ey stop throwing milk and shiii because you’re intolerant?.. I just saw you eating Yogurt last year 2013 (I’m late to this song it’s 2019 now) 😝😂

I will never get tired of hearing this song.

1,4K people are intolerant to good music

I want that extreme deep voice guy in the yellow lights to read me bedtime story.








I'm a 24 yo man but that doesn't matter his voice is just so damn good for it

This is not how you eat peanuts... you're psychopaths!

NMeer is probably

I love the bro cameo in the end hahaha

But the way she smashed him with the bottle tho!!!

Everytime i come back to see Ylvis i found another joke. The leafs thrown with the guys hand showing LMAO

😂💀💀this is great

I found my Anthem! 😂

Thank god someone is bringing this issue to light and singing the song for all of us who are intolerant. I now feel courageous enough to admit it to my family.

2:58 his expression 😂😂

So, this are the problems they have in Norway?

2:35 and 2:46 why just why ,lmao

Well i cant take milk too.

I watched this when I was like 8 and didn’t get the point but now like 7 yrs later I rewatched this and was like ohhhh so that’s what it’s about

like 8 = 10 and like 7 = 5

Smuso tohle není game rewiu

Since the day you walked into my life
I knew that it was meant to be
So why am I lying sleepless at night
So scared that you'll be leavin' me
Cause the secret that I carry inside
I'm afraid that it will make you see
What I am
What i'm not
This disease
That I've got
Deep inside of me
I can't drink
What you drink
I'm different
No more lies
Painful cries
I'm so different
I can't take
Another cake
I'm intolerant
I'm intolerant
So intolerant
(ah I'm intolerant)
(ah so intolerant)
(I am intolerant. i-i-i-intolerant)
You turn around and look into my eyes and say
Boy, I've got a secret too
If you keep offering me bread all the time
I cannot spend my life with you
Now I see
It's not just me
Who's different (we're different)
It's like a curse
Even worse
You are different
Trace of rye
You could die
You're intolerant
You're intolerant
So intolerant
Suddenly
Now I see
We are tolerant
Now we've found
Common ground
We are tolerant
Finally
You and me
We are tolerant
We are tolerant
We are tolerant
Finally
You and me
We are tolerant
Finally
You and me
We're so tolerant
Finally
You and me
We are tolerant
So tolerant
And intolerant

WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY

All their songs are hilarious

when it sounds like a serious song then u find out its still noy

Wtf this is Nuts

is it fate, or coincidence that this song took just long enough to play for me to make a glass of chocolate milk...?

Why is Iggy not sued?

So this is why he likes yogurt so much but can't eat it.

Excelente canción, excelente video. Muchas gracias Ylvis.

Deez nuts. Goteem

I, lactose intolerant, send this to my best friend who cant eat gluten (celiac disease) and I swear this song brought us together even closer, lol

I’ve just found out I have milk intolerance and my boyfriend send me this 😂😂😂 I can’t stop laughing

Exactly what I expected.

I love when he "burns" his finger on the lake of milk.

A baker and dairy farmer reconcile their differences and decide to make people with peanut allergies lose their minds.

2019????

Me.exe is confused.

tolerant until someone has a nut allergy....

Anyone still listening???

That's brilliant yeah!

Ребята продолжайте в том же духе. Вы крутые!!!

"I can't drink what you drink, I'm different" When all your girls are drinking wine but you'd rather get some vodka with juice.

As a person with a peanut allergy, I feel personally attacked.

Man it sucks.. I used a lot of milk when i was a kid then it suddenly destroyed my stomach. Memories.

I think little bit of creepy I like album better then to show this video but please use this albums and I'll singing it okay thank you

Finally Bård's aerial silk skills come to good use

This song is literally my partner and me, It's hilarious
(And none of us found It offensive, we LOVE It!)

Is this Love the Way You Lie but with milk and bread?? lololol

Who is the Golden Guy I need to know!? pls im devastated

Что происходит в этом клипе?? Но песня прикольная, конечно...

I’m intolerant too lol

Люблю эту песню!

Why are you crying for bread milk and peanuts

really? you don't undertand?

Back then I laughed, in 2017 I developed lactose intolerance myself...oh the irony

Any fan from korea ?

2:03. Go crazy. Go stupid

miss this kind of videos.. please come baaack!

I think this video is right to highlight society's hypocrisy in this regard. We are all taught to oppose intolerance and be all accepting of everything and everyone. Yet at the same time there are so many openly intolerant people like the ones in the video and no one criticises them or even bats an eyelid. Either intolerance is bad or it isn't, make your minds up.

😨😨😨😨😭😭😭😭🎵🎵🎵🎵🎶🎶🎶🎶🎙🎙🎙🎙🎹🎹

PLEASEE put it back on Spotify!!

i always hated milk

Where was this filmed? The girl looks russian? And the scenery looks russian too.

Now I see
what I see
it was filmed in Latvia

Love the song and video

Lactose intolerant

is this guy like a serious version of a weird ale but with originals?

1:55 is not in phase ... Just so you know Ylvis.

that moment when the scarecrow breath out flour....

Jättebra !

Its Vegard who is throwing leaves at Bård, just for fun. They are not only brothers but also best friends

this song could speek of different people... colour... hiv... depression... and other

I had a lot of fun doing interpretation of video. :D So well done.

I ll be intolerant with u any day or tolerant. Your choice!

why.. just WHY do they eat the peanuts WITH the shell??? thats gross xD

I love how she can't stop laughing at 03:00 but it's left in because she's mostly hidden anyways

NO ONE IS GOING TO MENTION BÅRDS AERIAL SILK SKILLS?!?!?!

Why bread?

Celiac disease

I LOST IT WHEN VEGARD GOT IN....

i must say... the beat is killer

Wow so dromantic

I have lactose intolerance but i drink milk because there is this lactose-free milk

Anyone in 2019?

fact up! what a synoni-mouse :D I feel same with fanatism

I watch and can't help but think of Lenard&Penny

Sweden No?