Yankovic, Weird Al - Callin' In Sick Lyrics






Hit my snooze alarm for the twenty seventh time
Just don't feel like goin' to work - I think I'll call my boss, then I'm
Gonna hack and cough and wheeze
Swear I got some strange disease
What's that little twerp gonna say
Hey

I'm callin' in sick today
Callin' in sick today

I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp
I could spend all day in my underwear wathing "Ernest Goes To Camp"
I could sit and count my hair
I could burp my Tupperware
I'm not busy anyway
Hey

I'm callin' in sick today
Callin' in sick today
Ain't goin' to work, no way
Callin' in sick today

I can do anything I want to
I am invincible now
I'm on fire, baby
I'm alive, I'm alive, can you hear me, world?
I'm alive

Maybe I'll spend all day staring at the sun
And trying not to squint
Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from
My belly button lint
When I'm sick of takin' abuse
I just make up some lame excuse
Freedom's just seven digits away
Hey

I'm callin' in sick today
Callin' in sick today
Ain't gonna work, no way
Callin' in sick today





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  1. L.... d....

    I called in sick 🤮 sick of being waterboard by nasty nightmare neighbour he most probably on hire from sick industrial estate work colleagues maybe they on higher from my houseing officer but I haven't been found dead yet just get up go to work wondering have I been to the twilight zone or was it the sarn water we will never know what the hell is going on..

  2. s.... ....

    Less Than Zero!

  3. E.... ....

    TBH this sounds more like Nirvana than "Smells Like Nirvana."

    E.... ....

    @lastchild06 too early for Offspring

    E.... ....

    @ELIJλH Smash came out in 1994. This album was 1996.

    E.... ....

    @lastchild06 idk, i'm not really into Offspring myself..

    E.... ....

    Its a combo of "Come as you are" and "Lithium"

    E.... ....

    It is the best of Weird Al Yankovic. Over 50% of his music is 100% original. He encapsulates the stupidity of America better than anybody.

  4. M.... ....

    Eighteenth

  5. S.... W....

    Nerkules ft. Anna Gyro - Callin' In Sick (2001)

    2015 Hyundai Elantra GT
    2010 Kia Soul
    1993 Nissan Pathfinder
    1993 Nissan 300ZX
    1995 Lexus SC 400
    1997 Acura CL
    1996 Kia Sephia

  6. J.... L....

    I thought it was “Come as you are”. You tricked me Alfred! 😂

  7. S.... W....

    DJ Grampa ft. Susana Mira - Callin' In Sick (1998)

    2015 Hyundai Elantra GT
    2010 Kia Soul
    1994 Isuzu Rodeo
    1996 Kia Sportage
    1990 Volvo 480
    1987 Honda Civic Wagon

    S.... W....

    Hey sean what do your comments mean? example https://youtu.be/ppEW_KhHNVc?list=PLBvdvKDIsQZk1ySCDWDbn5ClWG3-Pq7mj
    DJ Grampa ft. Susana Mira - Callin' In Sick (1998)

    2015 Hyundai Elantra GT

    2010 Kia Soul

    1994 Isuzu Rodeo

    1996 Kia Sportage

    1990 Volvo 480

    1987 Honda Civic Wagon

  8. K.... J....

    Maybe I'll spend all day staring at the sun and trying not to squint.
    Maybe I'll make a huge colored tapestry from my belly button lint.

    K.... J....

    when im sick of taking abuse ill make up some lame excuse

  9. E.... ....

    stupid comment counter says eleven! (I'm 9th or 12th)

  10. S.... A....

    Fuck me Jerry

  11. M.... K....

    Looks like Martavis Bryant was honoring Weird Al's birthday today.

    http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/21128339/

  12. J.... ....

    if you comment any number about your comment timing I HATE YOU I AM SICK OF YOU SAY SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE YOU DUMB MORONS

    J.... ....

    (You're supposed to say seventh!)

  13. A.... I....

    sixth11!!!!!1!!!!1!!11!!