Whodini - The Haunted House Of Rock Lyrics






Welcome to the place where all the creatures meet
The last building to your left on a dead-end street
You'll find skeleton bones outside on the pavement
And torture chambers down in the basement
Cobwebs hangin' over your head
And music bein' played by the Grateful Dead
And spinnin' on the turntables back to back
Is no other than my main man wolfman Jack
The M. C. of the night rappin' to the tunes
Was the creature from the black lagoon
There's a sign on the door that can't be missed
It reads 'Enter... But at your own risk'
Cause people seen reported goin' in the haunted house
But never again seen comin' out
You ask me if it's true
I'll leave it up to you
Here's an invite
I hope I see you tonight

We sent out invitations for weeks and weeks
We invited in all kinds of creeps
Like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
The Adams family and the monster five
The invisible man
Where could he be? We know he got inside the party free
One of these days they're gonna catch him red-handed
If not for sneakin' in free
For being a booty bandit
The bartender was cute
But kinda hairy
And Dracula was killin' those Bloody Marys
He got drunk as a skunk
And started trouble all night
But everybody knew his bark was bigger than his bite
It was the only place for you to be
The first 200 witches in the party were free
And all was well until the clock struck 12
Everybody jumped up and started raisin' hell

They were screaming'
They were breakin'
They were foaming at the mouth
Just minor side effects of the haunted house
You'll have haunted dreams all in your sleep
You'll be tossin' and turnin' to the funky beat
Frankenstein was there with some crazy looking chick
I think she said her name was 'Voodoo an a stick'
She had a big fat head and a skinny body
I wouldn't be caught with her alone
There is none at a party
Egor was there with the monster crew
I seen everybody there except you
Why didn't you come?
Weren't you prepared?
Or could it be that you were scared
It's just not fair that you couldn't be there
Because you really missed a lot and I'm tellin' you
We really brought the place down at the haunted house of rock





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  1. G.... N....

    I love how creative hip hop was in the beginning. Today’s rap lack creativity and bars.

  2. h.... w....

    muss dabei an ie Klosterschule in Hamburg denken...
    Gruß an Mike und Kai

  3. j.... s....

    Their very 1st song

  4. T.... ....

    @YEaaaaaH...It's that time of the YEAR WHERE GOOLS, GOBLINS, WITHCHES, and SPIRITs that didn't Cross all the Way Over..GET TOO WALK THE EARTH....@ THE HAUNTED HOUSE OF ROcK...Suntan1NY ..like Whodini...baby......now you see it and now you don't....thx for UPLD @ The PureFunk!!!...YOU ROCK!!! HOLLAH!! 10/31/2019

  5. K.... G....

    In the South Bronx, kids were doing scratch rap when this was popular, playing on 92KTU, NYC

  6. V.... ....

    Green vinyl owner of this mix. og

  7. F.... A....

    SAFE 👋👋👏👋👋👏👋👋👏👋👋👏👋👋👏👋👋👏👋👋👏👋👋👏👋👋👏👋👋👏👋👋👏👋👋👏

  8. A.... G....

    I reamber this in my teens he'll yeah

  9. T.... M....

    where are the anttenneas on the roof

  10. S.... m....

    I grow up to this and really like it back then but now.. how bad was this it was horrible really bad what was I thinking not only bad but dumb..sorry but that's what I think now..

  11. P.... N....

    Love it! Play it every Halloween!

  12. D.... ....

    Yo mama so ugly she went into the haunted house of rock...






    ...and they kicked her out.

  13. M.... S....

    Hammer Song 😁 😄 😎 😍 🍸

  14. T.... B....

    Now that's a banger of the clubs in the 80's.

    T.... B....

    Yes 😁 😃 😎 😍 🍸

  15. n.... ....

    As anyone who grew up in the 80s knows...... Hip Hop started in the 80's, the same as 50's rock n roll. All about fun, parties, and being rebellious, to a point. I still like the rap from 90s and and select artists after that. But HIP HOP in its pure-est form is about fun, dancing, hangin with your friends not drugs and guns.

  16. M.... A....

    2019 July And It Ain't Even October

  17. M.... ....

    What a great bass line!

  18. K.... M....

    Still got the original green vinyl!

  19. Y.... D....

    Ima 90s baby but i fucks with da 80s nuthin but classics whoadi

  20. M.... L....

    Original horrorcore legends!

  21. b.... S....

    I dedicate this song to everyone who loved Rockaway playland

  22. b.... S....

    Rockaway playland will be missed it was a childhood place to have lots of fun does anyone remember Rockaway playland in Rockaway park Queens new york in 1980 Rockaway playland was my first time as a teenager back in the day

  23. b.... S....

    Another great song for birthday which I had at Rockaway playland before it closed

  24. b.... S....

    Everybody was having so much fun raising all kinds of hell at Rockaway playland it.s sad that it.s gone

  25. b.... S....

    Rockaway playland was so kool

  26. b.... S....

    This song is in memory of Rockaway playland does anyone remember rockaway playland

  27. P.... R....

    My mate had this back in the day, it doesn't sound better with time.

    P.... R....

    Today is Halloween and I am playing this song

  28. b.... S....

    I miss Rockaway Playland and pinky.s fasination arcade

  29. T.... I....

    The ultimate version.

  30. S.... B....

    Lubd song

  31. P.... J....

    At the time, I had just bought a brand new Technics turntable when my big brother walks through the front door with a crate full of new 12" singles, this one on top. We stayed up all night coming up with mixes.

  32. J.... H....

    Houdini Thomas Dolby before he said She Blinded Me With Science

  33. S.... B....

    2019 and still locking it up nothing like that original

  34. M.... L....

    Straight dopeness!!

  35. D.... P....

    rosewood park enough said

  36. I.... W....

    This song is like ministry and run dmc had a half goth half hip hop baby

  37. T.... ....

    Groundbraking!♠️

  38. J.... P....

    Like the music don't like the subject matter production is nice

  39. A.... R....

    DJ Kut brought me here . Yeah ST L

  40. T.... R....

    2018....had to hear this.I still have the 12 inch record.

  41. H.... ....

    Smoking wet ones to this dis......holler if u feel a real one

  42. E.... A....

    Trick or Treat the movie '89 it's only R&R what r u afraid of!! First time I heard this song I felt in love with it awesome beat man wow 😳

  43. s.... s....

    still matters

  44. M.... P....

    the movie Trick or Treat (1986) sent me here!! Not a fan of hip-hop but love this & love horror genre!!! long live horror!!!

  45. b.... S....

    This song I dedicate in memory of Rockaway playland on 98 st in Rockaway

  46. d.... ....

    Love that bass line Tho! Funky!

  47. L.... L....

    Mama I'm scared👹

  48. P.... D....

    Whodini Haunted house of rock.

  49. F.... B....

    29 people turned down the invite to the Haunted House Of Rock... they really missed a lot. I'm telling you...

  50. T.... G....

    One of the best of 80th v

  51. H.... Y....

    They should have made a video to this song. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    H.... Y....

    i believe there is a video for this song ... just not available on yt

    H.... Y....

    They did make a video

  52. a.... p....

    Playing this today 5 PM EST TUES.Voice it Radiop.com

  53. K.... S....

    *Early Nooner* - IHMR 136.5!

  54. Y.... ....

    I m old😂

  55. C.... C....

    This is true Hip Hop, the begin and the end of a great era! All the rip-offs we have today are nothing compared to this. We cherish the legacy.

    C.... C....

    i love it

    C.... C....

    True genius......I miss it.....

    C.... C....

    Im from the U.k, we cherish and are passionate about Old Skool Hip Hop since day 1, especially Whodini, U.T.F.O, Douge Fresh e.t.c.

  56. B.... W....

    ja der "beat " ist mit mir............

  57. B.... E....

    my mom's bought this 12" for me back in 83' when I was a freshman, and if I can recall the record had the song, instrumental, and voocooder version which was amazing. Loved it

  58. D.... s....

    Still fresh... end of !

  59. D.... ....

    CREEEEEEEPY

  60. R.... G....

    used to bump this at Halloween parties every year back in the days

  61. D.... G....

    The Haunted House Of Rock Extended Version by Whodini

  62. L.... R....

    one of the best HIP HOP songs (not rap)

    L.... R....

    Yes 😁 😃 😎 😍 🍸

  63. A.... G....

    I'm a dj and track will never get old true classic.

    A.... G....

    what's your dj name?

  64. D.... G....

    The Haunted House Of Rock Extended Version by Whodini

  65. D.... G....

    The Haunted House Of Rock Extended Version by Whodini

  66. A.... Q....

    The Haunted house of rock,remember Liberty high school in PA, jejee

  67. A.... Q....

    The Haunted house of rock,remember Liberty high school in PA, jejee

    A.... Q....

    Alf Qui are you from Bethlehem Pa

  68. S.... C....

    I just rocked this at a memorial cook out in Boston in the crowd loved it DJ mighty master cee

  69. O.... H....

    maybe my favorite Whodini track

  70. T.... O....

    One of the first Hip Hop tracks I bought! The rest is history!

  71. b.... S....

    I dedicate this song to the memory of Rockaway playland in far Rockaway Queens new York in 1980

  72. F.... G....

    einfach geil, bin mit dem lied aufgewachsen.
    i grow with this amazing song.
    sry4 my bad english

    F.... G....

    Frank German das war noch coole Musik die man immer wieder hören kann bin dafür nie zu alt bin jetzt 49.

    F.... G....

    Keine Panik, auch Europa kannte seit der Sugarhill Gang solche Musik. War damals super für Breakdance geeignet!

    F.... G....

    Frank, das waren geile Zeiten, gell :)

  73. C.... J....

    Best of Whodini!!

  74. S.... E....

    Happy Halloween!!!

  75. m.... r....

    RIGHT UP THEIR WITH ALLTHE HALLOWEEN CLASSICS, DOPE DRUM BEAT!!!!

  76. M.... J....

    I rocked this joint at a house party house party at a haunted house in the mix with some haunted rock Jimmie some good times

  77. d.... ....

    this is even more def than the last time I herd it.

  78. g.... w....

    Great song
    Check out my remix

    https://youtu.be/42d09xN49jM

  79. Y.... D....

    No matter how old this music is it's still one of the greatest cuts. People really get down when I bump it at halloween party's

    Y.... D....

    you can tell Micheal Jackson's Thriller was probably an influance & I hate most rap & hip hop but some of the stuff from the late 80's & early 90's I like.

    Y.... D....

    Man when I was in High School and we had our Yearly Haunted House set for all the students from all the schools in the city to come to they would always play this Jam while we were getting ready to go in EPIC!!!

    Y.... D....

    @MK Productions Jackson was 1 year later than this!

  80. S.... C....

    this was my jam in I still rock it

  81. A.... ....

    RIP Ecstasy

    A.... ....

    He's alive

  82. R.... F....

    That song is so damned great!!!! THX

  83. M.... J....

    My favorite Whodini track!

  84. S.... E....

    Happy Halloween, everyone.

  85. D.... J....

    Ecstacy is alive and well.

    D.... J....

    Did you know that if you take 700 Ecstasy pills, it would overheat you like a pot of boiling water and turn your brain into Jell-O?

    D.... J....

    Well damn

  86. B.... ....

    They had this playing outside in a plaza on our way to a haunted walk. My boyfriend decided to shazam it. Very good decision - LOL

  87. R.... C....

    classic track

  88. T.... B....

    This song along with many others>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cRAP and sHIP-HOP we have today  -OldSchool since 1981

  89. M.... ....

    I HAVE THIS GREEN VINYL IMPORT FROM EUROPE WITH THIS COVER

    M.... ....

    +MichaelHansenFUN So what? Have this too. It's cheap and not rare. You can find it in the last hip hop crate of almost every record store in Berlin and everywhere on discogs.

    M.... ....

    @feez26 wong I am in America and it is rare. the guy who sold it to me died of stomach cancer and I got it in 1986 or so 

  90. B.... ....

    Oldskool Classic!

  91. c.... ....

    I have to hear this somg at least once a year :) Brings back so many memories...
    eighties

    c.... ....

    Oh Yeah!

  92. m.... a....

    really takes me back man when even your parents use to have fun. house parties where even if their was a fight it would go out to the yard and most people didnt even follow to see and after it was over they shook hands and we went back to parting

    m.... a....

    +m.c.nobody aka nobody cares lol

    m.... a....

    the best of times

  93. j.... ....

    Hip-Hop's version of "Thriller."

    j.... ....

    Fuck "Thriller".A waste of tape from a dead,dopeheaded,child- molesting no-talent freak bagga shit

  94. D.... B....

    LOVE THIS! !!

    D.... B....

    Yes 😁 😃 😎 😍 🍸

  95. H.... ....

    This is in my top 5 favorite Halloween songs of all time. I love it!

  96. C.... D....

    best spooky song

  97. J.... H....

    the house party 1982