Wheatus - Teenage Dirtbag Lyrics






Her name is Noelle
I have a dream about her
She rings my bell
I got gym class in half an hour
Oh, how she rocks
In Keds and tube socks
But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me

'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
Listen to Iron Maiden maybe with me

Her boyfriend's a dick
And he brings a gun to school
And he'd simply kick
My ass if he knew the truth
He lives on my block
And he drives an IROC
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me

'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
Listen to Iron Maiden maybe with me

Oh, yeah, dirtbag, no, she doesn't know what she's missin'
Oh, yeah, dirtbag, no, she doesn't know what she's missin'

Man, I feel like mold
It's prom night and I am lonely
Lo and behold
She's walking over to me
This must be fake
My lip starts to shake
How does she know who I am?
And why does she give a damn about me

I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby
Come with me Friday, don't say "maybe"
I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby, like you

Oh, yeah, dirtbag, no, she doesn't know what she's missin'
Oh, yeah, dirtbag, no, she doesn't know what she's missin'





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  1. �.... ....

    The fruit maracas in the first bit alone just scream 2000s

  2. r.... ....

    Damn Jim be stealing ozs girl

  3. E.... t....

    Are these people in America pie 😂

  4. F.... H....

    Whos listening in 2020!!

  5. t.... ....

    they censored the gun line lmao

  6. d.... ....

    lol love jason biggs.

  7. S.... P....

    Clásico para toda la vida. Saludos de Colombia

  8. T.... G....

    young Adam Sandler or young Mark Zuckerberg?

  9. R.... I....

    TFW you won’t be a teenager much longer :(

  10. M.... W....

    When schools used to be fun....

  11. P.... 4....

    0:53 Look who is left

    P.... 4....

    Oh yeah

  12. J.... P....

    This inspired me to play the apple and banana

  13. s.... ....

    41k people don’t have tickets to see Iron Maiden.

  14. D.... V....

    Me right now.

  15. A.... I....

    Why did they censor “gun”

  16. R.... G....

    Mena Suvari is a babe

  17. S.... S....

    Is it okay if Anthony is a girl any chance of an autograph

  18. a.... 0....

    ONE DIRECTION cover is way better (in my opinion) no hate

    a.... 0....

    a_skills 04 let me guess ur a 7th grader girl

  19. x.... ....

    I guess this song just lost the right to call itself *Teenage* Dirtbag xD (it's 20 yo now hahah)

  20. C.... V....

    Melbourne YSA Convention 2019 ♥️

  21. M.... B....

    2003 grads report in.

  22. r.... j....

    bittersweet

  23. T.... I....

    I was only 12 years old when this song got released its 2020 I'm now 32 im still listening to whetus

  24. c.... ....

    1:21 GUN

  25. H.... ....

    Lets be honest, this song is the official Incel anthem.

  26. M.... S....

    26 year old dirt bag baby

  27. M.... S....

    He's dressed like Holden Caulfield!

  28. P.... P....

    Pretty sure this is about a guy who escapes a mass shooting..... boyfriend brings a gun to school he doesn’t know who I am. Probably a good thing my friend. #conspiracy #bsimadeup

  29. s.... G....

    2020 and still here ♥️

  30. R.... M....

    Genereation kill!

  31. L.... M....

    Im listening to this for the first time. its good asf!!

  32. J.... A....

    el video no es escenas de una pelicula

  33. J.... Z....

    Cómo de llama la película de la cual es banda sonora

  34. z.... A....

    damn I'm already 27 yrs old...

  35. D.... ....

    At least one person in my high school: Listens to Post Malone

    Me: Listens to this on repeat

    D.... ....

    shut up otaku

    D.... ....

    @Random Guy I'm just saying this I'm not reasoned to that

  36. W.... N....

    Is considered punk rock ????

    W.... N....

    Sorry I mean is this

  37. J.... S....

    Buenaza

  38. c.... ....

    "Of kids in tube socks & Irocs"

  39. C.... ....

    Can't believe I was listening to this 20 years ago, now I'm 32 and I'm still a Dirtbag =)

    C.... ....

    Twentyyears ago you weren't a teenager yet

  40. D.... ....

    3:16 June 8th, 2000 was a Thursday

  41. R.... C....

    Damn theyre all 40 now

  42. D.... S....

    I am gay

    D.... S....

    Dead Soap 🧼

  43. B.... S....

    Is that him at the girl part too cuss that's tripping me out

    B.... S....

    Brains Strowman it is his voice hahahahaha

  44. A.... A....

    Dude!! I can't believe Heather is cheating on Chris with Jim. Fucked up!

    A.... A....

    nice one

  45. K.... ....

    Her name is Noel
    I have a dream about her
    She rings my bell
    I got gym class in half an hour
    Oh how she rocks
    In Keds and tube socks
    But she doesn't know who I am
    And she doesn't give a damn about me
    'Cause I'm just a teenage dirt bag, baby
    Yeah I'm just a teenage dirt bag, baby
    Listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me, ooh
    Her boyfriend's a dick
    He brings a gun to school
    And he'd simply kick my ass if he knew the truth
    He lives on my block
    And he drives an I-Roc
    But he doesn't know who I am
    And he doesn't give a damn about me
    'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
    Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
    Listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me, ooh
    Oh yeah, dirt bag
    No she doesn't know what she's missin'
    Oh yeah, dirt bag
    No she doesn't know what she's missin'
    Man I feel like mold
    It's prom night and I am lonely, lo and behold
    She's walkin' over to me this must be fake
    My lip starts to shake
    How does she know who I am?
    And why does she give a damn about me?
    "I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby
    Come with me Friday, don't say maybe
    I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby, like you ooh"
    Ooh yeah, dirt bag
    No she doesn't know what she's missin'
    Ooh yeah, dirt bag
    No she doesn't know what she's missin'


    Your welcome <3

    K.... ....

    Already in my head son

  46. W.... O....

    this song at my age yet it still gives me so many sensations

  47. M.... D....

    What movies is this...can someone please tell me
    If this is a real movie?

  48. a.... t....

    Im soo loney and depressed, oh just watch these 10 girls dance behind me while i sing

  49. T.... S....

    He lives on my block, He drives in Iraq
    -Cpl. Ray Person

    T.... S....

    A true man of culture

  50. J.... L....

    Jim and Heather! I guess Jim left Michelle for Heather and Heather left Oz for Jim. Lol.

  51. C.... D....

    2020 teenage dirtbag right here

  52. S.... R....

    Song: 20 years old
    Music video: 10 years old

  53. s.... b....

    I'm leaving my teen years soon and I haven't even dated anyone yet ;-;

    s.... b....

    I'm 20 and never dated anyone either

    s.... b....

    My --- 42 --- yars
    Old,.,

    s.... b....

    Then do not do what this sob in the video does. ) And chin up, you're not even 20 yet!

  54. d.... b....

    I made it 20 years without knowing what this dude looked like, until now.

  55. I.... e....

    20 Year ago we are getting old guys

  56. D.... ....

    So, I've only heard people sing this song jokingly, and I wish it stayed that way.

    D.... ....

    What does it mean to sing song jokingly or not jokingly?

  57. P.... S....

    My last day as a teenager

  58. N.... V....

    Me screaming this song because i am a teenage dirtbag

  59. S.... K....

    The whole band look like they were teenage dirtbag back in high school 😂🤣

  60. H.... W....

    Now we're all in our 40's.

    Where tf did the time go?

    H.... W....

    Yeah 39Here.... how it went soo fast...

  61. R.... A....

    *"Thank You Ray, Thank Sergent"*

  62. a.... i....

    0:27 he looks like the main actor in "christine" from 1982 before he decides to take revenge

  63. H.... B....

    Anybody still crying with this song
    in 2020?

    H.... B....

    Yo no lloro pero me gusta esta song

  64. u.... ....

    fun fact: i thought this song was sung by a girl all my life until i watched the yt video lmao,

    u.... ....

    Lol what😂

  65. P.... ....

    Has anyone ever noticed that the lead singer looks and sounds like Drew Monson (Mytoecold)?

    P.... ....

    Haha first thing I thought of

  66. E.... ....

    I wanna be a teenage dirt bag again please

  67. A.... R....

    Cuando le da los boletos para Maiden no mames chingon Simon me quedé en los 2000 me vale verga 🤘🏼🤘🏼

  68. J.... H....

    I am a teenager I’m 15

  69. B.... T....

    I just realized they dont look like teenagers 😂 i was an actual teenager when this song came out and saw this video all the time, pretty much the most late 90's ever

  70. r.... I....

    I was forty when i heard this and felt this, love it

    r.... I....

    regina Iam dammn u old

  71. B.... J....

    The Sun called Mena and told her that she was cool.

  72. S.... ....

    The year is 2020, it's hard to believe this song is 20 years old.

    S.... ....

    @lennon simms Mena Alexandra Suvari my friend

    S.... ....

    @lennon simms she's my sister, she nice hahaha

    S.... ....

    @Grimmy Bones And he brings a: uwuwuwu to school

    S.... ....

    Reallllll

    S.... ....

    @Sleepwalk USA Go home

  73. D.... L....

    2019...still listening. Reminds me of my teen days.

  74. F.... E....

    Why back in the day people in there 20s looked like they were in there mid 30s and now 20 year olds look 15 haha?

    F.... E....

    Farva Escobar have you seen the 15 year olds now?? It’s more like 15 years olds look 20. All the hormones in our food now adays makes girls develop at a very young age. 13 year olds were flat chested with no bum back in the day, now they 13 year olds have the body of a 20 year old. You gotta tell your tinder dates to bring a birth certificate to confirm she’s actually over 18 XD.

    F.... E....

    @Jason Borshchik i guess girls yeah. I was mainly meaning boys haha. Baby faces n shit. I'm one of em.im 26 and Everytime I go to a bar they have to double id me once I get in haha

    F.... E....

    @Jason Borshchik But I definitely feel that hahahaha. ALWAYS IDENTIFY BRO

  75. T.... ....

    thumbnail looks like Filthy Frank

  76. M.... J....

    Her  name is Noel
    I have a dream about her
    She rings my bell
    I got gym class in half an hour
    Oh how she rocks
    In Keds and tube socks
    But she doesn't know who I am
    And she doesn't give a damn about me

    'Cause I'm just a teenage dirt bag, baby
    Yeah I'm just a teenage dirt bag, baby
    Listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me, ooh

    Her boyfriend's a dick
    He brings a gun to school
    And he'd simply kick my ass if he knew the truth
    He lives on my block
    And he drives an I-Roc
    But he doesn't know who I am
    And he doesn't give a damn about me

    'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
    Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
    Listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me, ooh

    Oh yeah, dirt bag
    No she doesn't know what she's missin'
    Oh yeah, dirt bag
    No she doesn't know what she's missin'

    Man I feel like mold
    It's prom night and I am lonely, lo and behold
    She's walkin' over to me this must be fake
    My lip starts to shake

    How does she know who I am?
    And why does she give a damn about me?

    "I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby
    Come with me Friday, don't say maybe
    I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby, like you ooh"

    Ooh yeah, dirt bag
    No she doesn't know what she's missin'
    Ooh yeah, dirt bag
    No she doesn't know what she's missin'

  77. G.... R....

    Why are the American pie actors in this?

    G.... R....

    It's from the movie "Loser".

    G.... R....

    Yeah, they were both in the movie, "Loser" which is what this song is from. So they, of course, used the actors for the video.

  78. A.... A....

    When u realise this is the song that One Direction sang😂😂😂sorry I am directioner😂😂

    A.... A....

    Not only u, ID brought me to this song 😊😍💜😭

    A.... A....

    @sherelle francis sammee I really miss them😭😭😭❤❤

  79. C.... F....

    Is this considered emo? Just curious

    C.... F....

    It's pop punk

  80. L.... X....

    Who here in 2020

  81. S.... D....

    Can you play this when you're in your 20's?

  82. S.... S....

    This is from the movie, "Loser"

  83. H.... D....

    One Direction

  84. c.... 1....

    One direction brought me here <3

  85. 5.... ....

    thank you generation kill for showing me this song lol

  86. Z.... K....

    He brings a WHAT to school????????

    Z.... K....

    A gun to school. Weenies had to edit that out.

    Z.... K....

    @Antlerslayer 1 Oh Nooooooooooo

  87. S.... M....

    The singer has the most punchable face I’ve ever seen

    S.... M....

    Sarah McFarlane Oh come on...He’s just a teenage dirtbag. Everyone can’t be as pretty as you

  88. H.... D....

    reminds me of Richie Tozier

  89. I.... L....

    When the word "gun" is censored but not "dick." Gotta love post Columbine America.

  90. c.... ....

    The drummer dude is playing a banana at 0:40, how did I not notice this until now

  91. m.... c....

    you know...this song kind of sounds like Jordan Davis' hit "Singles You Up"
    ......kind of sketchy if you ask me

    m.... c....

    Lol probably hopeing no one remembers this far back XD

  92. M.... A....

    Story JB |m|

  93. V.... K....

    She doesnt understand

    V.... K....

    She never will

  94. T.... C....

    happy new year to all those 20-somethings feeling like mould

    T.... C....

    Happy new year freind🤗

    T.... C....

    😂😂

    T.... C....

    Try 37 bought this song on CD af 18🤮🤮🤮

  95. v.... m....

    It`s December 31 and I', listening to this.

  96. P.... ....

    What a weird time. We had the internet, but compared to today, we didn't really have the internet. We're the in between gen, the last kids born into landlines, and the first to get cell phones in highschool.