Weird Al Yankovic - If That Isn't Love Lyrics






ooh yeah
oh
i'm your shelter from the storm
you'll know I'll always have your back
I'll even let you warm your freezing hands inside my butt crack
I never get out my leaf blower when Oprah is on
and when you're telling me about your feelings I try not to yawn
and when we're at parties I don't talk about your spastic bladder
when you're cleaning the gutters on the roof I hold the ladder

and if that isn't love
if that isn't love
if that isn't love
i don't know what love is
nanananananana nanananano i guess i don't know
nanananananana
ahhhh listen now

there's a microscopic bit of milk left in the refrigerator
i coulda finished it off but i quit in case you want a tiny little sip for later
and if you cut the cheese then maybe i'll wink and say the dog's to blame
and i'll make sure to call you baby everytime i forget your name
i'll even tell you girl when you start looking fat
'cuz all your so-called friends will probably neglect to mention that

and if that isn't love
if that isn't love
if that isn't love
i don't know what love is
nanananananana nananana well then I don't know
nananannananna
oh no
even though you make me sit through Mamma Mia!
well I still adore you
i'll kiss you even if you have omelettes for breakfast
and i can't stand omelettes
after I take a bath
if its still warm i'll leave the water in there for you
i'll give you my word
you're so beautiful you make a glorious sunset look like a big fat turd
everytime I see you trying to lift some really heavy thing
you can always count on me to help by saying something encouraging
if you get drunk and pass out i'll never sharpie up your face
and I don't wipe my nose on your couch even though that's a super convenient place
i totally support every idiotic thing you do
and i almost never pretend you're someone else when i'm making out with you
and if that isn't love
if that isn't love
if that isn't love
i don't know what love is
nanananananana no i don't know what love is
nanananananana well I don't know what love is
I don't know what love is





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  1. S.... S....

    Instead of wipping his nose on the couch he wiped it on the dog

  2. L.... ....

    Probably the best love song of all times.

  3. G.... N....

    I'm confused. The way some people interpret the song suggests that this isn't love. Yet everything in this video sounds exactly what love is to me.

    Am I just a socially awkward prick, or does everyone else have a shallow concept of love?

  4. N.... V....

    guys this started playing after I laughed at the ending to Do I Creep You Out for like 5 minutes straight and now it's not stopping
    I need help

  5. D.... D....

    in minecraft i give my crush my old stone stuff
    *aNd If ThAt IsNt LoOoOoOoOvE*

  6. J.... H....

    The best

  7. M.... F....

    One of Weird Al’s underrated songs IMO!

  8. B.... ....

    Yeah, that's about what it's been from my perspective.

  9. A.... J....

    This guy is the picture definition of asshat

  10. Y.... ....

    whats wrong with omelets?

  11. R.... J....

    I can't believe that I never heard this before.

  12. L.... K....

    Also what about confessions 3

  13. I.... H....

    Really dig this song. And I love my wife so much I went and saw Hanson with her.

    Wait.....

  14. S.... C....

    "You're so beautiful, you make a glorious sunset look like a big, fat turd" - most romantic line in songwriting history

  15. C.... ....

    Reminds me of South Park

  16. J.... ....

    I love the way he says "and i cant stand omelettes"

  17. S.... S....

    This guy really doesn't know what love is

    S.... S....

    He does. He really does.

  18. J.... H....

    The song’s ok, but I’m not sure I like the animation style

  19. P.... D....

    This kind of the prequel to “What’s my Age Again” by Blink 182!

  20. J.... F....

    #howtogetlaid

  21. T.... A....

    this song is super underrated

  22. b.... r....

    1200th comment

  23. F.... F....

    My 1 year anniversary song to my wife today!

  24. B.... B....

    This has to be in an alien universe. Their heads are huge enough to cover their bodies, each of their hands have 3 fingers, and it looks like they're all made of paper.

  25. j.... M....

    The "Happy Valentines Time" for older couples

  26. J.... A....

    You don't know what love is take a hint....

  27. D.... t....

    I just love the idea of people that do sort of nice things. That's why I love this song and the concept of the song itself.

  28. G.... M....

    *C R I N G E*

  29. D.... p....

    This animation is horrendously ugly and lazy. Song is good though

  30. R.... S....

    AL is TRUE GENIUS

  31. b.... e....

    These cartoons are so cute!💖💖💖 you.All!!!!

  32. S.... S....

    👀... 👁️👁️....😏....😂😂😂👍

  33. J.... ....

    She made him sit through Mama Mia? What does he see in her?!

  34. g.... ....

    What a beautiful story - I could barely hold back my tears!

  35. D.... L....

    my favorite thing about weird al music videos is that they can use animation styles that are typically used incorrectly and make it look fantastic. my favorite thing about this particular song is how at the end, you forget what the context is and all you her is him saying "i don't know what love is", and i think that's terribly clever.

  36. l.... d....

    When he was going to sharpie on her what do you thing he would have drawn? Type your answer in the comment section

  37. l.... d....

    "He is very nice" also he doesn't know what love is.

  38. g.... ....

    So romantic!

  39. A.... ....

    Is goanimate acceptable as animation for a music video?

  40. A.... R....

    still a better love story than twilight

  41. p.... ....

    Anybody else legitimately feel bad for this woman? Especially as her reactions aren't really played for laughs.

  42. L.... ....

    And they say romance is dead

  43. F.... A....

    lmao happy valentines day

  44. D.... G....

    I love how "I don't know what love is" turns from rhetorical to literal in this song.

  45. N.... G....

    I love Weird Al. He's so brilliant. This is such a subversively sweet and beautiful love song.

  46. J.... J....

    My fiance and I are thinking of making this our first dance song!

  47. T.... ....

    NONE OF THIS IS LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  48. C.... G....

    If that isn't love, I don't know what love is ❤

  49. O.... ....

    He needs jesus christ

  50. J.... ....

    this is the guy from confessions pt III

  51. C.... Q....

    I wish I were interested in someone, I'd sing this so hard.

  52. S.... C....

    1:22-- Feh... a man who is really in love takes the blame for his partner's public flatulent indiscretions, not try to palm it off on the dog.

  53. g.... ....

    thanks al for showing me what real love is all those girls who broke up with me dont understand love

  54. M.... C....

    So this was the song in which Taylor Hanson played keyboards for Mr. Al Yankovic, aye? 😁 Very nice!

  55. �.... a....

    Anyone here because of Mr. Enter?

  56. K.... L....

    that's not love... it's a dove

  57. T.... W....

    One word: lol

  58. B.... C....

    The fart bit was hilarious. Everybody farts and who cares if your woman rips one at the barbeque

  59. d.... ....

    Animated Al in this looks like Adam Sandler a bit.

  60. A.... F....

    Here's the twist, the song is actually about the dog

    A.... F....

    William Cipherponi I’d sing this about my dog 🐕

  61. R.... ....

    This is comedy: truth exaggerated.

  62. M.... ....

    I find this song and video very funny, and I love how it samples one of my favorite songs (Penny & Me by Hanson)

  63. P.... R....

    Oh so THATS what I've been doing wrong.

  64. J.... ....

    anybody know anything about this video? like.. the original song or if he's supposed to be a specific person? i'm a bit foreign to his newer stuff as i come from the "amish paradise" era lol

  65. M.... G....

    having been married almost 10 years, yep he is right on

  66. t.... ....

    Close your eye and just listen to the song and then replay it, watch it, be horrified, then go for in a corner because you'll never be loved

  67. s.... ....

    Never mind, I found out. It's from Alpocalypse.

  68. s.... ....

    What album was this from?

  69. B.... G....

    he has da weed inspiration and shrooms :)

  70. H.... F....

    I F*CKIN LOVE WEIRD AL!!!!

  71. Z.... Z....

    i'm pretty sure what he says he'll do is the exact opposite of what he's doing

  72. I.... ....

    I wish Al-senpai's songs lasted forever...

  73. C.... D....

    If that isn't love? What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt, me no more!

  74. D.... I....

    we only wish we could find a guy like that

  75. D.... H....

    Why is it that beautiful works of art like this are so hard to find? So completely underrated.

    D.... H....

    dumb people: lots and lots of them and they like bad music. therefore, that's who the decision makers favor. sucks

  76. K.... M....

    If you don't like this the guy will force you to put your hand in his butt

  77. P.... E....

    what's this a parody of anyways?

    P.... E....

    Not a parody, but one of Al's originals.

  78. D.... P....

    this guy is a douche!

  79. F.... V....

    What is love?

    F.... V....

    Baby don't hurt me

  80. S.... B....

    is this an original or parody

    S.... B....

    HANSON reference

    S.... B....

    It a parodi on ME :D

    S.... B....

    song does have a hanson sound to it. lol

    S.... B....

    Taylor Hanson actually plays keyboard on this song.

    S.... B....

    Bruce Banner hopefully he keeps making parodies though

  81. I.... T....

    A guy who does this and a girl who can tolerate are a keeper.

  82. j.... ....

    When he says "and I cant stand omlettes" it totally sounds like the chorus in 'walk away' on the bill and ted soundtrack.

  83. W.... P....

    What's sad is that that would be considered a catch today

  84. C.... P....

    Still a better love story than twighlight

  85. P.... B....

    So wish we'd played this at our wedding

    P.... B....

    We totally did and it was amazing.

  86. J.... U....

    I clicked this video because there was a pug in the thumbnail :3

  87. B.... R....

    3.20-3.40 thats for sure you defianantly don't know what love is

  88. t.... ....

    omg. it's Jerry from Rick and Morty lol

  89. C.... D....

    well if that isnt love....

  90. m.... ....

    if that isn't love? She must really love him. what he does for her doesn't sound like love, but that she sticks with him shows sounds like love.

  91. E.... N....

    I like it how the pet is a pug

  92. C.... ....

    I watched this just because of the pug. I love Pugs!

  93. M.... W....

    Better marriage than the Fifty Shades of Grey.

  94. S.... ....

    The only Weird Al song I absolutely hate.

  95. j.... ....

    It's reality. Still love though!

  96. R.... -....

    I LOVE PUGS :D

  97. A.... H....

    Every time I hear this song I think about Everybody Loves Raymond

  98. A.... C....

    Hilarious!!!!!! Opposites Confirmed!!!!!!! LOL XD

  99. Q.... ....

    looks like Stan from South Park all grown up.

  100. J.... N....

    I like the size of their heads compared to their bodies xD