Weird Al Yankovic - If That Isn't Love Lyrics
ooh yeah
oh
i'm your shelter from the storm
you'll know I'll always have your back
I'll even let you warm your freezing hands inside my butt crack
and when you're telling me about your feelings I try not to yawn
and when we're at parties I don't talk about your spastic bladder
when you're cleaning the gutters on the roof I hold the ladder
and if that isn't love
if that isn't love
if that isn't love
i don't know what love is
nanananananana nanananano i guess i don't know
nanananananana
there's a microscopic bit of milk left in the refrigerator
i coulda finished it off but i quit in case you want a tiny little sip for later
and if you cut the cheese then maybe i'll wink and say the dog's to blame
and i'll make sure to call you baby everytime i forget your name
i'll even tell you girl when you start looking fat
'cuz all your so-called friends will probably neglect to mention that
and if that isn't love
if that isn't love
if that isn't love
i don't know what love is
nanananananana nananana well then I don't know
nananannananna
oh no
even though you make me sit through Mamma Mia!
well I still adore you
i'll kiss you even if you have omelettes for breakfast
and i can't stand omelettes
after I take a bath
if its still warm i'll leave the water in there for you
i'll give you my word
you're so beautiful you make a glorious sunset look like a big fat turd
everytime I see you trying to lift some really heavy thing
you can always count on me to help by saying something encouraging
if you get drunk and pass out i'll never sharpie up your face
and I don't wipe my nose on your couch even though that's a super convenient place
i totally support every idiotic thing you do
and i almost never pretend you're someone else when i'm making out with you
and if that isn't love
if that isn't love
if that isn't love
i don't know what love is
nanananananana no i don't know what love is
nanananananana well I don't know what love is
I don't know what love is
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Weird Al Yankovic If That Isn't Love Comments
Instead of wipping his nose on the couch he wiped it on the dog
Probably the best love song of all times.
I'm confused. The way some people interpret the song suggests that this isn't love. Yet everything in this video sounds exactly what love is to me.
Am I just a socially awkward prick, or does everyone else have a shallow concept of love?
guys this started playing after I laughed at the ending to Do I Creep You Out for like 5 minutes straight and now it's not stopping
I need help
in minecraft i give my crush my old stone stuff
*aNd If ThAt IsNt LoOoOoOoOvE*
The best
One of Weird Al’s underrated songs IMO!
Yeah, that's about what it's been from my perspective.
This guy is the picture definition of asshat
whats wrong with omelets?
I can't believe that I never heard this before.
Also what about confessions 3
Really dig this song. And I love my wife so much I went and saw Hanson with her.
Wait.....
"You're so beautiful, you make a glorious sunset look like a big, fat turd" - most romantic line in songwriting history
Reminds me of South Park
I love the way he says "and i cant stand omelettes"
This guy really doesn't know what love is
He does. He really does.
The song’s ok, but I’m not sure I like the animation style
This kind of the prequel to “What’s my Age Again” by Blink 182!
#howtogetlaid
this song is super underrated
1200th comment
My 1 year anniversary song to my wife today!
This has to be in an alien universe. Their heads are huge enough to cover their bodies, each of their hands have 3 fingers, and it looks like they're all made of paper.
The "Happy Valentines Time" for older couples
You don't know what love is take a hint....
I just love the idea of people that do sort of nice things. That's why I love this song and the concept of the song itself.
*C R I N G E*
This animation is horrendously ugly and lazy. Song is good though
AL is TRUE GENIUS
These cartoons are so cute!💖💖💖 you.All!!!!
👀... 👁️👁️....😏....😂😂😂👍
She made him sit through Mama Mia? What does he see in her?!
What a beautiful story - I could barely hold back my tears!
my favorite thing about weird al music videos is that they can use animation styles that are typically used incorrectly and make it look fantastic. my favorite thing about this particular song is how at the end, you forget what the context is and all you her is him saying "i don't know what love is", and i think that's terribly clever.
When he was going to sharpie on her what do you thing he would have drawn? Type your answer in the comment section
"He is very nice" also he doesn't know what love is.
So romantic!
Is goanimate acceptable as animation for a music video?
still a better love story than twilight
Anybody else legitimately feel bad for this woman? Especially as her reactions aren't really played for laughs.
And they say romance is dead
lmao happy valentines day
I love how "I don't know what love is" turns from rhetorical to literal in this song.
I love Weird Al. He's so brilliant. This is such a subversively sweet and beautiful love song.
My fiance and I are thinking of making this our first dance song!
NONE OF THIS IS LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If that isn't love, I don't know what love is ❤
He needs jesus christ
this is the guy from confessions pt III
I wish I were interested in someone, I'd sing this so hard.
1:22-- Feh... a man who is really in love takes the blame for his partner's public flatulent indiscretions, not try to palm it off on the dog.
thanks al for showing me what real love is all those girls who broke up with me dont understand love
So this was the song in which Taylor Hanson played keyboards for Mr. Al Yankovic, aye? 😁 Very nice!
Anyone here because of Mr. Enter?
that's not love... it's a dove
One word: lol
The fart bit was hilarious. Everybody farts and who cares if your woman rips one at the barbeque
Animated Al in this looks like Adam Sandler a bit.
Here's the twist, the song is actually about the dog
William Cipherponi I’d sing this about my dog 🐕
This is comedy: truth exaggerated.
I find this song and video very funny, and I love how it samples one of my favorite songs (Penny & Me by Hanson)
Oh so THATS what I've been doing wrong.
anybody know anything about this video? like.. the original song or if he's supposed to be a specific person? i'm a bit foreign to his newer stuff as i come from the "amish paradise" era lol
having been married almost 10 years, yep he is right on
Close your eye and just listen to the song and then replay it, watch it, be horrified, then go for in a corner because you'll never be loved
Never mind, I found out. It's from Alpocalypse.
What album was this from?
he has da weed inspiration and shrooms :)
I F*CKIN LOVE WEIRD AL!!!!
i'm pretty sure what he says he'll do is the exact opposite of what he's doing
I wish Al-senpai's songs lasted forever...
If that isn't love? What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt, me no more!
we only wish we could find a guy like that
Why is it that beautiful works of art like this are so hard to find? So completely underrated.
dumb people: lots and lots of them and they like bad music. therefore, that's who the decision makers favor. sucks
If you don't like this the guy will force you to put your hand in his butt
what's this a parody of anyways?
Not a parody, but one of Al's originals.
this guy is a douche!
What is love?
Baby don't hurt me
is this an original or parody
HANSON reference
It a parodi on ME :D
song does have a hanson sound to it. lol
Taylor Hanson actually plays keyboard on this song.
Bruce Banner hopefully he keeps making parodies though
A guy who does this and a girl who can tolerate are a keeper.
When he says "and I cant stand omlettes" it totally sounds like the chorus in 'walk away' on the bill and ted soundtrack.
What's sad is that that would be considered a catch today
Still a better love story than twighlight
So wish we'd played this at our wedding
We totally did and it was amazing.
I clicked this video because there was a pug in the thumbnail :3
3.20-3.40 thats for sure you defianantly don't know what love is
omg. it's Jerry from Rick and Morty lol
well if that isnt love....
if that isn't love? She must really love him. what he does for her doesn't sound like love, but that she sticks with him shows sounds like love.
I like it how the pet is a pug
I watched this just because of the pug. I love Pugs!
Better marriage than the Fifty Shades of Grey.
The only Weird Al song I absolutely hate.
It's reality. Still love though!
I LOVE PUGS :D
Every time I hear this song I think about Everybody Loves Raymond
Hilarious!!!!!! Opposites Confirmed!!!!!!! LOL XD
looks like Stan from South Park all grown up.
I like the size of their heads compared to their bodies xD