Weird Al Yankovic - I'll Repair For You ( A Theme For Home Improvement ) Lyrics
So you got dry rot and your water pressure's weak
Your trash compactor's broke, the roof has sprung a leak
You just found out your toilet's overflowed
And your smoke detector's smoking and your heater's gonna explode
But
I'll repair for you (when the roof starts to fall)
I'll repair for you (all the cracks in your wall)
I'll repair for you (every nail, bolt and screw)
Your washer's busted and your faucet drips all night
You got some termites with a healthy appetite
Well have no fear, I'll patch up every hole
And I'm licensed and I'm bonded, even se habla espanol
So
I'll repair for you (when your plunger's no use)
I'll repair for you (with a caulk and hot glue)
I am prepared to tackle all kinds of paste and spackle
You got a leaky shower, I'll be there in an hour
With stucco, bricks and plaster, I am a Jedi master
We'll help you through your crisis
Check out our low, low prices too, yeah
Your floors are sagging and your plumbing's shot
But if you don't mind my hairy butt crack every time that I squat
I'll repair for you, anything that you need
I'll repair for you, and my word's guaranteed
I'll repair for you, I'll rewire it too
I'll repair for you
I'll repair for you
I'll repair for you, every nail, bolt and screw
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Weird Al Yankovic I'll Repair For You ( A Theme For Home Improvement ) Comments
Clap if this is good
He should totally do a Studio Version !
Some of this he reused in Handy.
So this was originally going to be the theme song to Home Improvement but couldn't, due to the creators of Friends were threatening to sue them including Weird Al?
The producers of Friends won’t give him permission — they wrote the song.
No. It was a parody of I’ll Be There For You, and then the subtitle is another parody, being that the original song is the theme to Friends.
No. It was a parody of I’ll Be There For You, and then the subtitle is another parody, being that the original song is the theme to Friends.
Andrew Covarrubias Two words: creative liberties. So what if it's not accurate? It's Weird Al, so ROLL WITH IT, EINSTEIN.
And this is one reason why I was never a fan of Friends.
LOL Great parody. Just wish it was better quality so I could convert it to MP3...
Home improvement theme? you mean F.R.I.E.N.D.S. ?
+Dominic Scheer The subtitle is also part of the parody; i.e. the original was titled "I'll Be There For You (Friends Theme), so Al called his parody "I'll Repair For You (Home Improvement Theme) :)
This is too funny!
Hey Al when you're out there do a parody of the theme song to Fraser
Shane Inkster I will get right on it ! Duh huh! Cause I read random comments from random channels by random people.