Weird Al Yankovic - Canadian Idiot Lyrics
Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
Don't wanna be some beer swillin' hockey nut
And do I look like some frostbitten hose-head?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
And they leave the house without packin' heat
Never even bring their guns to the mall
And you know what else is too funny?
Their stupid Monopoly money
Can't take 'em seriously at all
Well maple syrup and snow's what they export
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
They think their silly accent is so cute
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
Sure they got their national health care
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
Then again well they got Celine Dion
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
All over Saskatchewan
Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
Won't figure out their temperature in Celsius
See the map, they're hoverin' right over us
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
Always hear the same kind of story
Break their nose and they'll just say "sorry"
Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite?
It's gotta mean they're all up to somethin'
So quick, before they see it comin'
Time for a pre-emptive strike!
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Weird Al Yankovic Canadian Idiot Comments
Describes us Canadians to a T.. lool 😂 but no, really this song is hilarious
The Strange Brew skits makes this even better
Who’s still here after American idiot and also in 2020
Driving a zambomi across Saskatchewan sounds like the most boring thing you could possibly do, that being said, turning an entire province into a skating rink into a skating sounds awesome
I'm from th USA 🇺🇸 and like this song but where both north land idiots
Who else thought this was the official video?
Technically this is racist
Technically, you don't know the meaning of the word racist. A country is not a race. Get it!!
Oh you wanna have a technically off huh? Well technically the answer to life is 42 beat that
Also tell that the chinise
Im Canadian but i dont find this offensive because i know its just a joke
If you haven’t got the satire....more fool you.
2:13 is this how it happened in the Fallout universe
Take off, ay!!!
my dad was from Canada and my mom was from Poland. So what does that make me?
Where do you live now? If you live in the US you're an American.
I was in iraq when this song came out....just found it. Thank you for making it, Green Day sucks balls.
Why does Green Day suck?
is this a parody
I spent time in the States because my Wife is from Chicago and my Son was born in McHenry Illinois. A lot of Americans laugh about the "They'll break your nose and mail you to say sorry" joke but they don't seem to get... You're the one with the broken nose. And we didn't do it with an absurd arsenal. Up here... You wanna go? Throw 'em up! Harden the fuck up or go back and hide behind your toys! We need our guns for legitimate threats from wildlife, not each other!!!
A to Zed just is wierd
Landon Becker_13 Why? The last letter of the alphabet is pronounced zed not zee.
G&MM for Americans it’s zee
Is that Rick Moranis?
And for what
Operation Canadian Bacon. Anybody?
I'd make fun of Canadians but I'm Australian so it'd be kinda ironic
When I was younger I thought this was a real music video.
How is this not a real music video? There's music and it's a video.
I would rather be a Canadian idiot than a American idiot who let a bunch of liberal democrats ruining this country, I love beer and hockey.
I would rather be a Canadian idiot than American idiot who let liberal democrats tell us what to do and I love hockey and beer.
America is bullshit
I live in Saskatchewan
Why does this feel like it could be the Johnny Test opening song
Treehugas
gingerpale is offended...
Who else came from black gryphon
Justin bieber is a Canadian zombie from Tr
XD REAL LIFE MONOPOLY
I grant him the Eh pass
I heard greenday did a cover on this
Is anyone else here Canadian and just laughing cause everything they said was wrong
Don't put Philippines in this I'm a filipino
Weird question, but can anybody translate the lyrics of this song to Norwegian? There's a Norwegian guy I know who everybody thinks is Canadian. I want to sing this to him.
English lyrics:
Don't want to be a Canadian idiot
Don't want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut
And do I look like some frostbitten hose-head?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
They all live on donuts and moose meat
And they leave the house without packin' heat
Never even bring their guns to the mall
And you know what else is too funny?
Their stupid Monopoly money
Can't take 'em seriously at all
Well maple syrup and snow's what they export
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
They think their silly accent is so cute
Can't understand a thing they're talking aboot
Sure they got their national health care
Cheaper meds, low crime rates, and clean air
Then again, well they got Celine Dion
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
And dream of driving a Zamboni
All over Saskatchewan
Don't want to be a Canadian idiot
Won't figure out the temperature in Celsius
See the map, they're hovering right over us
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
Always hear the same kind of story
Break their nose and they'll just say sorry
Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite?
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
So quick, before they see it coming
Time for a preemptive strike
I’m racist and I find this black
AsraPlayz from who
i am canadian
As a green day fan and Canadian I approve this
Sorry a bout that
Hey I'm canada
Lmao I just finished watching Strange Brew lmao and I loved it
I'm Canadian, I'm not offended.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Alberta hates Canada
So they say f*** you
Yo, strange brew is an amazing movie!
Whats next? Asian idiot? European Idiot? Or African idiot?........
I'm canadian
This is awesome
So here's the deal , american idiot or canadian idiot? 😋
That lion , is it really happen?
Nuke Canada?
Why hasn't anybody thought of that before?!
American idiot
Curling is a real sport damnit
The sync between the clips and the audio is incredibly on point. Good job, man.
America has Weird Al Yankovich, Britain has Monty Python, the rest of the world can kiss my ass.
I find this a rip-off of green days song
I'm offensive and i find this offensive.
Wait what
as a canadian, this is all true
Vive le Québec libre
I plan to move to Canada in a few months... I will be listening to this the entire way there and laughing my skirt off the entire way there
Lol. I love my Canadian friends but this reminds me of South Park when they rip on Canadians. Eh?
2006 and I just end up on that masterpiece. Wow as a Canadian... A French Canadian, the worse type of Canadian .... I approve this big time ;)
Love Weird Al and great video. Amazing.
Vive le Québec libre
Omg Green day actually copied this... wow
Holy man and realize how insulting that is two Canadians!
It's not at all insulting to Canadians; it is mostly satirizing American society with a few funny Canadian stereotypes thrown in. If you pay attention, most of the lyrics say more about the U.S. than they do about Canada. For example, the song points out America's obsession with guns, their lack of free healthcare, their inferior imperial system, their currency looking too similar, their paranoia, their love of war, and their overall ignorance of other countries. Americans have a lot more reason to take offense to this song than Canadians do, but even then I doubt you would find many people who would get genuinely offended by a silly Weird Al parody.
Sorry guy I still feel a little insulted when I watched it again maybe I am a Canadian idiot!
Who made this Melody first green day or you?
Kraft Dinner man. They don’t sell Mac & Cheese here. Almost ruined the video with that.
This song is better then American idiot
canada is a lot beter then amrica we do not have a dick for a prsadent
This is fucked up bro
I'm 10 and the video is older than me probably only video older than me lol
Most of Weird Al's videos are older than you. He started in 1979.
Published dates only refer to published on you tube, not when his videos were released and shown on tv.
The original song sounds like the Johnny test theme song
Though I love this song, I hate to think of Rick Moranis as an idiot of any kind :(
Better than green day (American idiot)
ha your about to get killed by a zamboni
i feel like this is barney stinsons song lmao
fuck canadians
The story of Canadian elections right now.
I hate you're music
Fu Canada is not like that
This song sounds like "American Idiot" from Green Day
Because it's a parody
Canada has guns?
Lol
*reads comment section* suddenly everyone is Canadian now
What about Australian idiot
i say zee, and i dont play hockey, and i dont do curling, and i dont have a canadian accent and i dont like maple syrup and i dont say ay
Am i a real canadian?
Get out of here, you American idiot
Im sorry that was very rude of me to say
This one goes oot to all the retarded Habs fans who think “stats” equal winning The Stanley Cup every year. Choke on it whores.
Steve Curtis The habs are the last Canadian based team to win the cup.
Hey! Someone wrote a song about me!
We need this for the UK PLEASE (or at least England)
Why tf was this posted the year I was born
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I’m actually Canadian but anyone who gets offended by this needs to lighten up
We dont only export maple syrup, sometimes we export our trash, like Justin Beiber for example.
Here in Michigan we import your trash, but we also get the CBC so it's worth it. (The Kids in the Hall theme song starts to play in the BG.)
Shawn Mendes is Canadian...
Canadians love you al.
Canada's people suck Americans rule we have to fight for are land
Who is Arland and why do you fight for him?
I can ttell you’re american by your writing skills.
All dislikes are from Canadians.
This is offensive to every Canadian in the world
Nicole Arbours theme song.