Weezer - Thank God For Girls Lyrics




The girl in the pastry shop with the net in her hair
Is making a cannoli for you to take on your hiking trip
In the woods with your bros that you’ve known since second grade
And you may encounter dragons or ruffians and be called upon
To employ your testosterone
In a battle for supremacy and access to females glued to the TV
And even if you are victorious you may receive many cuts, bruises, and scrapes
And you will require band aids and antiseptic ointments
And tender loving kisses on your stab wounds and when you come home
She will be there waiting for you with a fire in her eyes
And a big fat cannoli to shove in your mouth
And that's why you

Thank God for girls
Holla Jesu Christe
From Tennessee to LA
Thank God for girls
On your reckoning day
You better bow down and pray

She’s so big
She’s so strong
She’s so energetic in her sweaty overalls
Thank God for girls

I'm so glad I got a girl to think of even though she isn't mine
I think about her all the day and all the night it's enough to know that she's alive
She says I give her sweaty palms she almost had a heart attack
The truth is that I’m just as scared I don’t know how to act
I wish that I could get to know her better
But meeting up in real life would cause the illusion to shatter
I carved her name into all the trees
Sang a song down on one knee
Looking at the underwear page of the Sears catalog like when I was 14
I’m levitating like a magnet turned the wrong way around
I’m like an Indian Fakir tryna’ meditate on a bed of nails with my pants pulled down

Thank God for girls
Holla Jesu Christe
From Tennessee to LA
Thank God for girls
On your reckoning day
You better bow down and pray

She’s so big
She’s so strong
She’s so energetic in her sweaty overalls
Thank God for girls

God took a rib from Adam, ground it up in a centrifuge machine
Mixed it with cardamom and cloves, microwaved it on the popcorn setting
While Adam was like “that really hurts”
Going off into the tundra, so pissed at God
And he started lighting minor forest fires, stealing osprey eggs
Messing with the bees who were trying to pollinate the echinacea
Until God said, “Ima smite you with loneliness
And break your heart in two”
And Adam wept and wailed, tearing out his hair, falling on his knees
Looked to the sky and said
“Thank God”





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Weezer Thank God For Girls Comments
  1. robojade

    dont even like girls but this is pretty good

  2. sofaters email

    Imagine living in a world with no grils.

  3. Hank McGurk

    I had to piss into my hand because my balls hurt so bad from the ass kicking.

  4. jakub strnad

    Thank God for Weezer

  5. Ravi kumar

    Did the last line just meant that Adam was happy without his girl and he was thanking the God for that? The Irony hit me hard 😂😂

  6. Tron Run

    pastry coma

  7. God

    No problem mate.

  8. ShrinkyDinky

    No one:
    Lesbians:

    Nobody

    omfg this is too relatable as a lesbian...

  9. The Grammar Crusader

    Something about this video is extremely off-putting.

  10. Boomboi Boi

    Who's here from rockband guitar heros or clone hero

  11. Sammy Fiction

    The best story-driven music video I've ever seen

  12. Infinity8 infinity8

    very cringie video

  13. Noodah

    Great song but as for almost all weezer songs. what the fuck is the video?

  14. EnricosUt

    In what universe is this a lyric video

  15. Tai Kapaji

    I've been eating cannoli's wrong this whole time

  16. E m m i e L y n n e

    Me as a toddler

  17. Repurposed Diesel Submarine Engine Exhaust

    This song is stupid and the video is truly disgusting. I fully understand why so many people hate this song .

    TraffysKone

    u dumb lol

  18. DoesNotInhale

    I came here for big money salvia's comment and of course its deleted

  19. - madeleine -

    So this is why I never really liked cannoli.

  20. writingthefuture [Sunny]

    all those wasted cannoli's are bothering me tbh

  21. Swindle-_-

    this is cringy

  22. Isaac Bompoint

    thank... GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD for giiiiirls

  23. Billy Fusco Jr.

    I don't think Weezer knew what a lyric video was at this point

  24. J.P. Stewart

    bro, this music video is gross lmaoo

  25. Amy Mit Y

    I like weezer's drum style sooo much especially in this song it's just GREAT

  26. Grim Syther

    I didnt catch a single lyric i was too focused on the guy eating

  27. IAm Moana

    Tender loving kisses on your stab wounds😂❤️

  28. Corey Fellows

    Only in dreams is Weezer's Greatest song ...(my opinion)

  29. Thomas MELCHER

    I don't want a big fat Connoll




    I want a fat and *Chunky Connolly*

  30. Thomas MELCHER

    Damn...




    *That was pretty CHUNKY*

  31. Frank Codulus

    March 8 2019 Happy International Women's Day

  32. Marc Domicello

    25 years and still going strong.. a testament to a great songwriter and close band members

  33. Lexy Gra

    Is this the SAME guy that played on of the guards in THEORY's video clip 'Straight Jacket' ??????????

  34. cowboi

    Cool I found the one good weezer song

  35. Do I Know You

    It bothers me when he wastes all those cannolis.

  36. F J

    Do NOT watch this video, when you have a hangover.

  37. Frank Tortorella Jr

    Such a WEIRD video...1970s guy being hand fed Italian sweet treats by a gorgeous gal....but such AWESOMELY vivid lyrics and a kick-ass jam. Crank it up!

  38. Ivan Fryer

    1: The first place i saw that dude was on Sugar Pine 7’s “The Woods”
    2: i want some cannolis now.

  39. Do I Know You

    This has a very similar vibe to "Dear God" by XTC.

  40. CoppeAndMatt

    i love how even weezers lyric videos are music videos

  41. Lord Beau

    This is food porn

  42. Cpt. Zombitron

    This is gross... I hate food

  43. Dennis Chen

    Amen, Praise God for women. As the Teacher writes in Proverbs: Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies. (Pr. 31: 10)

  44. A Capitalist Perspective

    I loved it in first listen...how did it take me till december 2018

  45. Caqueux

    Has anyone found out the name of the model in the video?

  46. Lil Fish

    Sike im gay haha

  47. David France

    Lady poooowwaaa fk uu Thank gawd ;D

  48. rylee talunay

    *scrolls through the comments in search of the lyrics*

  49. PeePee PooPoo

    #STOPCANNOLIABUSE

  50. Bindie Grantham-whitehurst

    i feel like this song made me gay

  51. Katie

    my eternal wlw mood

  52. Kieli Sunshine

    The cannolis look gross here lol

  53. Chikako Mikuni

    0:54 God damn he look like jesus christ at his style.

  54. sydnette

    What a baller

  55. LastManStanding

    Are they gonna change there name to Sell Out Boy?

  56. Mako Mori

    I wish I'd just been happy listening to the music before ever seeing this video.This is a weird af video.

  57. A S

    Weezer rules

  58. Frenchfry Films

    This is the ideal video: Jesus eating canolies with Weezer in the background

  59. Angelica

    I really want some cannoli now...

  60. Infernum

    i am galen howard eating the cannolis

  61. Rose Twance

    I'm not sure if anyone understands how much Weezer's music videos confuse me. Especially this one.

  62. Nadja Extraordinary

    I like it

  63. BDV oficial

    I made a video on my channel ranking my favorite weezer songs. check it out :D

  64. 84tricky

    Someone please tell me what a cannoli is??

  65. Harry Popote

    this shit's addictive

  66. Booper Boops

    This is incredible in so many profound ways that I can't even begin to explain it.

  67. Aries The Ram

    I can never eat a Cannoli the same way again

  68. Aries The Ram

    I don't think Weezer understands what a "lyric video" is

  69. Anxious Bee

    The girl in the pastry shop with the net in her hair
    Is making a cannoli for you to take on your hiking trip
    In the woods with your bros that you’ve known since second grade
    And you may encounter dragons or ruffians and be called upon
    To employ your testosterone
    In a battle for supremacy and access to females glued to the TV
    And even if you are victorious you may receive many cuts, bruises, and scrapes
    And you will require band aids and antiseptic ointments
    And tender loving kisses on your stab wounds and when you come home
    She will be there waiting for you with a fire in her eyes
    And a big fat cannoli to shove in your mouth
    And that's why you

    Thank God for girls
    Holla Jesu Christe
    From Tennessee to LA
    Thank God for girls
    On your reckoning day
    You better bow down and pray

    She’s so big
    She’s so strong
    She’s so energetic in her sweaty overalls
    Thank God for girls

    I'm so glad I got a girl to think of even though she isn't mine
    I think about her all the day and all the night it's enough to know that she's alive
    She says I give her sweaty palms she almost had a heart attack
    The truth is that I’m just as scared I don’t know how to act
    I wish that I could get to know her better
    But meeting up in real life would cause the illusion to shatter
    I carved her name into all the trees
    Sang a song down on one knee
    Looking at the underwear page of the Sears catalog like when I was 14
    I’m levitating like a magnet turned the wrong way around
    I’m like an Indian Fakir tryna’ meditate on a bed of nails with my pants pulled down

    Thank God for girls
    Holla Jesu Christe
    From Tennessee to LA
    Thank God for girls
    On your reckoning day
    You better bow down and pray

    She’s so big
    She’s so strong
    She’s so energetic in her sweaty overalls
    Thank God for girls

    God took a rib from Adam, ground it up in a centrifuge machine
    Mixed it with cardamom and cloves, microwaved it on the popcorn setting
    While Adam was like “that really hurts”
    Going off into the tundra, so pissed at God
    And he started lighting minor forest fires, stealing osprey eggs
    Messing with the bees who were trying to pollinate the echinacea
    Until God said, “Ima smite you with loneliness
    And break your heart in two”
    And Adam wept and wailed, tearing out his hair, falling on his knees
    Looked to the sky and said
    “Thank God”

  70. Phantom Limb

    This is still one of my favorites. Loved this album.

  71. Isaiah Sanchevy

    The sears catalog was good shit

  72. Mike Shenkosky

    hell yea weezer 1994 and your still on the radio with good new shit i love you guys
    thank god for weezer

  73. Martin Hardee

    It's so XTC <3

  74. Village Emerald

    what the hell is this video?

  75. Ziyad Ousmand

    what do you call those pastries the dude in the vid is eating? xD

    Ian Wark

    cannoli

  76. han

    weezer is just so weird and that’s why they’re great

  77. ThatLittleKitten

    Thank God for this song

  78. Carlos Hrndez

    kinda weird he was looking to the sky but didn't say "Thank God".

  79. Zoomspilo

    Those canollis honestly look really good. Too bad this guy likes to play with his food.

  80. Finley Deeley

    Wait is that fucking Amber Rose

  81. michelle roach

    those cannolis don't exactly look like proper hiking nourishment

  82. Veronica Camp

    Idk why but I love the beginning before the first chorus so much

  83. sEvahs

    cannoli

  84. Nvo7l

    Kisses on your stab wounds is one of my favorite parts

  85. Gustavo Ariel Gómez Ortega

    ¿Qué pasó con Weezer?

  86. Spaghetti Gurl

    So many

  87. helmet hair

    i know that there may not be an actual meaning to this song and that it's just supposed to sound nice and be catchy, but i like to think it's sung from the point of view of some incompetent nerd.

    (but isn't that weezer?)

    this guy is some weird ass who has some unconscious sexism goin on - which is why he's put up with, it's not malicious, he's just dumb - and perceives all women one way with very specific roles/behaviors (i'm so glad i got a girl to think of + it's enough to know she's alive). there isnt a specific girl bc theyre all the same to him.

    all the girls he'll momentarily date are aware, on some level, that he's stupid. he's just so endearing that they can't help but begrudgingly make him cannolis.

  88. Non Mirage Truth Vision

    THANK GOD FOR GIRLS!

  89. Peter Sutherland

    Non Manhattan pizza

  90. Easton Gilly

    Where is Big Money Salvia?

  91. AngelGabey

    I like the song, but I dont like the video

  92. burnt out burrito

    Isn't that guy from smosh?

  93. Big Baboon

    So many Cannolis

  94. General MaCcorpy

    Could you please try to explain this song to me? ELI5

  95. Gary Silinsky

    My best friend is a girl and oh thank God for her