Weezer - L.A. Girlz Lyrics




LA girls, please act your age
You treat me like I have the plague
It's the Gyre and Gimble in the wabe
LA girls, please act your age
Sweeten up your lemonade
And meet me down at tower twenty-eight

I think I'm in whiplash
I'm losing it mixing ammonia and bleach
I get off at Pico and sell my possessions
So you will know just how I feel
I love your long hair
But you just don't care
So please help me fathom this
World without music
And by the way, when can we talk?

LA girls, please act your age
You treat me like I have the plague
It's the Gyre and Gimble in the wabe
LA girls, please act your age
Sweeten up your lemonade
And meet me down at tower twenty-eight

So would you mind if I was pregnant?
I'll sleep on the edge of your bed
Like Dante and Beatrice
We'll light up our candles
But how is this going to end?
The kids are asleep
We're haunting their dreams
And some women swear it's more painful than labor
To die with your sins on your head

Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby?
Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby?
Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby?
Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby?

LA girls, please act your age
You treat me like I have the plague
It's the Gyre and Gimble in the wabe
LA girls, please act your age
Sweeten up your lemonade
And meet me down at tower twenty-eight





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Weezer L.A. Girlz Comments
  1. practical intuition

    That lady is the apex of physical human evolution. I want a wife like her, but with hispanic deatures. Because I'm hispanic.

  2. A Definitely Dead Meme

    I h8 weezer

  3. Nick E.

    Best song off white

  4. Christian Savage

    Weezer has sounded like Weezer the entire time.

  5. Peter G

    That dude in the black bikini is hot

  6. L 1711

    Root beer came out of my nose

  7. Bubaloo

    summer fun in the sun

  8. Daniel Logan Leslie Official

    I'm just surprised that Female Bodybuilder: Jill Rudison is in this video

  9. Matilda Cool

    this is my favourite weezer song its soo underrated

  10. CryptPixel

    Well... They just ruined this kids life... because this is going to be the best moment of his life he'll probably ever experience. Cherish that memory forever soldier.

  11. gab agus

    Best solo of brian duets with rivers...

  12. Ughughguhghhghgghgug

    Rivers ain’t looking like that like a 15 year old in 1994.

  13. Miks

    0:13 anti-vax kids

  14. Rangoon

    WEEZEER

  15. Steve22

    Charlotte Flair looking good

  16. Laa Pi Bell

    SOOO CUTE T^T

  17. Ellis Frank

    I'm not sure I quite understand this video

  18. Nicola Serafini

    the ultimate weez solo. just epic.

  19. [broken machine]

    Wow Rivers, we knew you didn’t age, but to start aging in reverse?

  20. Quinn Haak

    This song sounds similar to the song “Susanne” from the deluxe blue album

    Nicola Serafini

    yeah totally, pure old school weez.

  21. Franco

    Best weezer song since pinkerton.

  22. 宮地里実

    Weezerhttps://youtu.be/HiPsG7Yjrvk

  23. chaosfactor333

    Daenerys Targaryen got jacked as f**k

  24. Cool tube.co

    He is a bit to young for her

  25. jessica bremer

    Love the video, the female model is pretty. not scared of a strong woman. makes me think of amazon women, (Wonder Women or (Robert Crumb=a very old cartoonist, "love his strips, not the man you misfits."). Love the boyhood fantasy nostalgia of the Weezers songs and videos. :)

  26. Joseph Garcia

    LA girls, please act your age
    You treat me like I have the plague
    It's the Gyre and Gimble in the wabe
    LA girls, please act your age
    Sweeten up your lemonade
    And meet me down at tower twenty-eight

    I think I'm in whiplash
    I'm losing it mixing ammonia and bleach
    I get off at Pico and sell my possessions
    So you will know just how I feel
    I love your long hair
    But you just don't care
    So please help me fathom this
    World without music
    And by the way, when can we talk?

    LA girls, please act your age
    You treat me like I have the plague
    It's the Gyre and Gimble in the wabe
    LA girls, please act your age
    Sweeten up your lemonade
    And meet me down at tower twenty-eight

    So would you mind if I was pregnant?
    I'll sleep on the edge of your bed
    Like Dante and Beatrice
    We'll light up our candles
    But how is this going to end?
    The kids are asleep
    We're haunting their dreams
    And some women swear it's more painful than labor
    To die with your sins on your head

    Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby?
    Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby?
    Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby?
    Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby?

    LA girls, please act your age
    You treat me like I have the plague
    It's the Gyre and Gimble in the wabe
    LA girls, please act your age
    Sweeten up your lemonade
    And meet me down at tower twenty-eight

  27. Erline Andrews

    Such a cute video.

  28. jackielynne76 Exaxtly

    Awwww this video is so freaking cute...I Love you Weezer....never a disappointment...Always JOY...❤️❤️❣️

  29. jessica bremer

    I think all men need a good strong women.

  30. Definitely Not jane

    This song kind of breaks my heart a lot

  31. VASHtheCritic

    Who is she? She is freakin Hot!

  32. Kevin Tonelete

    User: Weezer
    Stand: White Album

    [ G E N T L Y W E E P S ]

  33. Richard Keyser

    Best weezer album in 10 years

  34. Captain America

    She is strong.

  35. Will Pan

    She's gonna split him in half

  36. TheGrimReaper

    Pedophilia. But of course nobody cares. Imagine if the genders were swaped.

  37. James Court

    Anyone know where this is filmed?

  38. Joseph Trejo

    I Love Weezer and THE KID in the video is Amazing, but Honestly this isn't the Original Song, The Original Song of this WMA is Longer.
    🎈👊😥😥😥😥😪

  39. GregDoesThings

    at the beginning of the video it used the wrong font for weezer

  40. Phillip Ruck

    That’s some really great air guitar

  41. Lilly Louis

    Mini Rivers is so cute!,😂

  42. James Craswell

    My new favorite!

  43. Lone Wolf

    FBI! EVERYONE GET DOWN! DOWN, NOW!

  44. Julian Diaz

    L.A. girls, please act your age
    You treat me like I have the plague
    As I gyre and gimble in the wabe
    L.A. girls, please act your age
    Sweeten up your lemonade
    And meet me down at Tower 28

    [Verse 1]
    I think I'm in Whiplash
    I'm losing it mixing ammonia and bleach
    I get off at Pico and sell my possessions
    So you will know just how I feel
    I love your long hair
    But you just don't care
    So please help me fathom
    This world without music
    And by the way, when can we talk?

    [Chorus]
    L.A. girls, please act your age
    You treat me like I have the plague
    As I gyre and gimble in the wabe
    L.A. girls, please act your age
    Sweeten up your lemonade
    And meet me down at Tower 28

    [Verse 2]
    So would you mind if I was pregnant?
    I'll sleep on the edge of your bed
    Like Dante and Beatrice
    We'll light up our candles
    But how is this going to end?
    The kids are asleep
    We're haunting their dreams
    And some women swear it's more painful than labor
    To die with your sins on your head

    [Bridge]
    Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby?
    Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby?
    Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby?
    Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby?

    [Chorus]
    L.A. girls, please act your age
    You treat me like I have the plague
    It's the gyre and gimble in the wabe
    L.A. girls, please act your age
    Sweeten up your lemonade
    And meet me down at tower twenty-eight

  45. Nudman

    They are both so adorable!

  46. guðmundur þórir

    one word crushed pelvises

  47. Katie

    my kink for buff ladies is intensified by this video

  48. AppCodeGuy

    This video is so damn cute!

  49. Álvaro Reyes

    2:30 naruto running

  50. Ryan Besco

    This riff is eternal.

  51. stevenriddle22

    Sounds like a BEACH BOYS song. Which is tight..

  52. Sibin Petrovic

    Lucky bastard....

  53. Koala Nectar

    Absolutely gorgeous song. Weezer needs to make more of this.

  54. Nugie

    Weezer made 2 good albums. After that they made kid music.

  55. Evilebros

    why does this video/son make me feel emotions i have never felt...music.

  56. terryeffinp

    She's a dude dude!

  57. T R U T H

    *Gen Z is degenerate cancer*

  58. Frenchfry Films

    So apparently rivers invented Snapchat

  59. Frenchfry Films

    I got a bowl cut in honor of rivers

  60. Jordan Hull

    that kid is terrible at air guitar

  61. Odd Emerson

    Reminds me of Robert Crumb.

    Cutie Tootie

    R. Crumb's Devil Girl is good for you...

  62. Van Allen

    That kids like, half his age...

  63. Botão do Volume oficial

    I made a video on my channel ranking my favorite weezer songs. check it out :D

  64. Thomas Moore

    The body builder was in the ACtion Bronson video

  65. von jon

    Uggh that muscle girl is so sexy <3

  66. Anderson da Silva

    Her name is Jill Rudison. She is super hot!!

  67. Fat Pete

    that is a DUDE !!

  68. William L.

    That chick has steroid gut.

  69. Clement Raka

    W8 what?

  70. Leopold Stotch

    Pinkerton

  71. Sharks Sharer

    really love this color grading

  72. Satanic Hispanic

    I miss the old 90's analog recording Weezer used back in the day, but these songs are still great.

  73. BigKahuna22

    Who is the Bodybuilder Woman is this video?

  74. Ziyad Ousmand

    Subbed to Weezer's yet I never received any notifications of their recent posts... Stumbled on this by accident...

  75. Konymous

    Guitar solo around two and a half minutes gets me every time. So good.

  76. Jason Bates

    Isn't that the same chick who was in Action Bronson's Baby Blue video? Apologies if this has already been pointed out- too lazy to scroll through the comments.

  77. Andrew Cosio

    Whats Jordi and Phoenix Marie doing in this video???

  78. John Sison

    There's something about this song that appeals to me (and makes it one of my favourites). Probably 'cause of the summer-vibe it's going for - hell, I guess that's why I love the whole album!

  79. DohanJoe07

    This reminds me a lot of Suzanne for some reason

  80. bearhouse34

    I like the song but she is just too gross. Can't watch it. I think I saw her balls.

  81. Jay Hanneman

    Weeezer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  82. MibBoruto

    its strange how i discover snapchat by that video lol

  83. masa T

    I love this song so much!
    Thank you weezer! Thank you rivers! You are the one, you are the best!
    I send a lot of love from Japan..
    Peace!

  84. Lien Valle

    LA girls, please act your age
    You treat me like I have the plague
    It's the Gyre and Gimble in the wabe
    LA girls, please act your age
    Sweeten up your lemonade
    And meet me down at tower twenty-eight

    I think I'm in whiplash
    I'm losing it mixing ammonia and bleach
    I get off at Pico and sell my possessions
    So you will know just how I feel
    I love your long hair
    But you just don't care
    So please help me fathom this
    World without music
    And by the way, when can we talk?

    LA girls, please act your age
    You treat me like I have the plague
    It's the Gyre and Gimble in the wabe
    LA girls, please act your age
    Sweeten up your lemonade
    And meet me down at tower twenty-eight

    So would you mind if I was pregnant?
    I'll sleep on the edge of your bed
    Like Dante and Beatrice
    We'll light up our candles
    But how is this going to end?
    The kids are asleep
    We're haunting their dreams
    And some women swear it's more painful than labor
    To die with your sins on your head

    Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby?
    Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby?
    Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby?
    Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby?

    LA girls, please act your age
    You treat me like I have the plague
    It's the Gyre and Gimble in the wabe
    LA girls, please act your age
    Sweeten up your lemonade
    And meet me down at tower twenty-eight

  85. MattBrown_online

    Crumb would be proud

  86. Fire Falco

    I swear, this is the same woman from Baby Blues.

  87. Ddynamite

    1:25 this reminds of the burning abyss yugioh deck

  88. RadicallySad

    Now I dont know if rivers is into mature, muscular or asian women

  89. Adam Thomas

    Jill Rudison

  90. CORINA RIVERA

    A little girl with a man = PERVERT!
    A little boy with a woman = IT'S OK.

    Something is really wrong here.

  91. JoeSchmoe

    This was a weird video

  92. epic gamer

    Where was this filmed?

  93. Blu Jay

    Just what

  94. Spencer Kaufman

    Love the last 2 albums, but now with the black album upcoming...SFTBH plz. Such a perfect ending to the color albums, do it plz. Thx.

  95. Mike Thomas

    The best weezer song in years, hands down!