Ween - The Blarney Stone Lyrics

Yah prick

This Album Is FIRE

I love how so many of us Gen Y Spongebob watchers have grown up to become Ween fans. Feels good to be among you all!

53 people are still waiting for fresh bread.

Ahhhhhh a song of drunken comradeship

What if this is Mr. Krabs when he was in the navy

When I was a junior high school... It was December. Class just got dismissed. Waiting in the parking lot with my boyfriend. He got bored waiting for cars to file out, so he pulled out... and started doing donuts in the empty, snow-filled side of the lot. The football team was watching. We did it all to this song. Memories.

do yourself a favour: listen to the Live in Chicago rendition of this (it's the last track). Also, drink some Irish Whiskey before listening to it.

Ah yes, the gift of eloquence is truley inherited in this song.

Gotta love this

I imagine that this is the Ocean Man singing.

I've only now realized that's deaner singing

I went to a bar in Innsmouth once. This was on the jukebox

Meanwhile in an alternate universe: "Manager? This is the greatest day of my life!" *GET OFF MY ASS YE WEE BITTY FUCK*

I love getting shitfaced and listening to this song

I just drank a lot of Jameson and I'm feeling this more than I normally do. And I normally feel it a lot.

This song reminds me of Mr krabs

Considering that Stephen Hillenberg loved this album, it's a very real possibility

Idk if it's just me, but this is the most surreal and trippy song on the album for me. This literally sounds like someone went back in time and somehow recorded a real ship song on a pirate ship. It even has other people in the background, and sounds lo fi. It sounds so real

It is fairly jarring, I agree.

I come here every St. Patty's day

Happy Saint Patricks

Happy St. Patrick's day 2019 everybody!

Whenever I play Demoknight.

Get off my ass you wee bitty fuck 
If I pull out the claymore you're shit outta luck 
Who's that girl, that pretty young thing 
After I fuck her she'll get up and sing

Aye aye aye, sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye 
Aye aye aye, the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye

Down to the pub for a two shilling ale 
The bread on the counter is going stale 
If I don't get some fresh bread soon 
Gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon

Aye aye aye, sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye 
Aye aye aye, the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye

Ain't got no girl 'cause I haven't the time 
Got too many other things on me mind 
Patty was nice she was pale and cute 
But I threw her away like an old piece of fruit

Aye aye aye, sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye 
Aye aye aye, the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye

Got ooze in my pores my feet are all wet 
Got mold in my ears but I ain't dead yet 
Got stones in me bladder got a crack in me head 
When patty starts cryin' this is what I said

Aye aye aye, sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye 
Aye aye aye, the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye

When you listen to the song you always skip then realize it’s fire!

We need more bread for those krabby patties.

Happy new years 2019 🎉🎉🎉🎊

Happy new year too man🤗

This song brings a tear to me eye every damn time.

Get off my ass you wee bitty fuck
If I pull out the claymore you're shit outta luck
Who's that girl, that pretty young thing
After I fuck her she'll get up and sing
Aye aye aye, sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye aye aye, the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye
Down to the pub for a two shilling ale
The bread on the counter is going stale
If I don't get some fresh bread soon
Gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon
Aye aye aye, sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye aye aye, the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye
Ain't got no girl 'cause I haven't the time
Got too many other things on me mind
Patty was nice she was pale and cute
But I threw her away like an old piece of fruit
Aye aye…

Ive kissed the Blarney stone :)

I heard the locals like to go down there after closing time and piss all over it.

What makes me a good demoman?

best song to play on guitar whilst drunk with friends

Sounds like a singing pirate

I'm Irish, can confirm as national anthem

It sounded way more threatening and intense live...

I would pay to see a Spongebob episode in which Mr. Krabs sings this

1'nce n' a'Gin: nice;

-xD!

Patty was nice, she was pretty and cute,
but I threw her away like an old piece of fruit.

My favorite Ween line.

Pale and cute I believe

the ants 🐜😡

Spongebob hemppants, you tube

I recorded this song from MP3 to a cassette when I was in the early 90s!

I waas too drunk to say it on tim,e
Happy saint pattys day everyone.w2

Happy st pattys day

I don't remember this episode of Spongebob...

If they concentrated Scotland into a 3:17 long audio file

I love this song so much. It's hilarious and makes my ears feel like they've been lubricated with booze.

What a cool fucking song.

Anthem to my life even though i'm not totally irish af <3

A classic Irish drinking hymm

I love this, the beautiful purity and simplicity of doing a boozy old pirate sea shanty, and taking it to such a heightened, lurid level. Real pirates and sailors would have loved this fucking ditty back in those days! Ween, I love you guys so much.

the best part about Ween fans is how well we all seem to get along and treat one another. real fuckers! all of us yaks and caks!
also we have the best taste in music

F#(& Sponge Bob,,,(Jk I still love you SB)

its funny this probably the inspiration for Mr Krabs voice

@Embodiment of Trash rip

Mr Krabs was in the navy

@Dawson Granger N O T T H E N A V Y

@Sleeves CaLL tHe nAVY

No but the flying dutchman would've been

Anyone else get here from Ocean Man?

sing this at my funeral and get shitfaced on my grave

I imagine mr krabs singing this

I like to imagine I'm a drunk pirate when I listen to this

i'm just wondering what would happen if you went to a job interview and this was your ringtone..... but you forgot to silence your phone....

imagine the ceo singing along

Demomans Favorite song

Damn right

irish skylab

feel that raw, Irish energy coursing through your veins

Andywilson's theme song!

*Jumps into air then music plays*

this song has too much cursing im just a kid i-i didnt know

Yellow Mistake Bruh I'm 10 and the vinyl of this album.......

Your shit out of lock laddie

Best St. Patrick's Day song to crank up

Happy St. Patrick's Day 2017! (now get off my ass ye wee bitty fuck)

happy st patty's day 2017!

this and Cardiacs' 'Joining The Plankton' are my top 2 drinking songs ever!

aye a true drinker chant connoisseur, i see

I got a stone in my bladder a crack I my head but I ant dead yet

At the beginning of the SpongeBob Movie when the pirates are singing the theme song they should've sung The Blarney Stone instead

GET OFF MY ASS

YOU WEE BITTY FUCK

Gaz Acidic *Pull out the claymore

Aaaaaaand he's gone

Your' shit outta luck

that aye aye aye part reminds me of that weezer song "my name is jonas' where they sing the Workers are all going home,..........

is this the irish national anthem?

yes
yes it is

When the entire country is drunk it is

Hahahaha

@wrhiv72 So all the time then?

national anthem of the seven seas

gangplanks dance theme

I play this while playing Demoman in TF2

GOOOOOTT EM!

BarneyFrankCarswell AYYE I'LL PULL OUT YER EYES AND SHOVE EM UP YER FOOKIN ARSE

BarneyFrankCarswell "yeah, that'll show 'im"

The Blarney Stone is what makes him a good demoman.

alright spongebob, you've had WAY too much to drink

Molten_ *too

Too much triple goober berry sundae

More like mr krabs

No way lol that's sponge Bob after way too much too drink. He'd say some shit that would bludgen your eye. Probably bring a tear to yee eye.

Anyone else this song is kinda sad in a way? Maybe just me, but it sounds very, idk, farewell-ish.

I feel like if I were a pirate, drunk and celebrating a victory I would sing this.

It makes me laugh my ass off every time I hear it.

Waxon it sounds like a pirate ship that everyone ran out of food on hes talking about all the food being stale and his ears full of mold and his feet are all wet also hes talking about a claymore which is a scotish sword used by alot of pirates back n the day also he says he has stones in his bladder crack in his head it sounds like farewell cuase hes gonna die soon lol

Yeah it really gives off that feel for me. The parts where he's talking about his physical health especially. Gives off a feeling of melancholy

Apparently Ween themselves thought so because this is the last song they played to date.

this is the most irish song ive heard in my life

Its a pirate song

Snail Car 69th like

Pich Ofir' Aviyah nope

@Pich Ofir' Aviyah it sounds like that cos theyre not good at the accent but the blarney stone is in Ireland

@Doujin King are you retarded

Is this Tom Waits?

mwells219 Well, Misery's the River of the world.

I think this album alone is making me high

Happy St Paddy's 2016

Esta canción es la del Gato xDDD

Cuando salió esa escena me taparon los ojos :(

Just imagine if they picked this Ween song for the credits music at the end of the Spongebob movie instead of Ocean Man.

"THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIIIIII....."


GET OFF MY ASS YOU WEE BITTY FUCK

Then this song might be the one that gets turned into a meme instead of Ocean Man.

it would have been great, too.^^


but ocean man after that fantastic movie was the icing on the cake!!!


still the best movie I have ever seen in cinema

I'm making an animation series about a pirate. If I end up deciding to make it an adult series, I'll play this song as end credits for the finale.

@Jimbo Jambo yes, but he also contacted Ween before making the show, saying that the Mollusk (album that Ocean Man appears on) was one of the things that had inspired his idea for the show. Hillenburg then asked Ween to do the Loop de Loop song for the shoelaces episode.

Ween is a big part of the spongebob mythology

Holy shit this is awesome

+Evan Goch Isn't it though?..one of the best bands I ever seen live

mr. krabs

Then who sharpened the Blarney Stone?

The Flying Dutchman or Davy Jones...

FUCK! Where art though my saviours? miss you all on the grandest scale

I want to put my Weiner rrrrright in the purple shit. It looks like a grand old fucking time

+billy wilson *Weener.

Yeah it kind of does look like if Georgia O'Keeffe dropped acid in a submarine.

+David Coulter
I dig this description my dood

Damn I'm wasted

Last song they ever played.

MOVED TO ANOTHER ACCOUNT I heard them on St. Pattys day and they played this one first!

Not even close.

there back now but i could jave sworn the last song they had playedwas reggea junkie jew

Last song they ever played? what? i mean in Chicago it was but this wasn't the last song they played

bylan bellis They we’re broken up for a while and didn’t tour while this comment was made

Dwarf Fortress Theme Song

no it isn't?

Perfect :)

Torbjorn Theme Song

Make the elfs sing
"AYEE -AYEE"

Urist McDorf's discontent over the shortage of chairs.

Yeah what the last guy said!

Happy St. Patty's Day!

Now, go get shit-faced, ya wee bitty fuckers...

it's paddy's day, dunno why it annoys me so much, but fuck sake:(

@Sean McCarthy No it's not. It would only be St. Paddy's day if it were short for St. Padraig's Day. But it's short for St. Patrick's Day so it is correctly shortened to St. Patty's day.

im mexican and i was raised on buenos tardes amigo :)

barney stone

Sad day.....Ween breaks up? the boognish must feed!

saw it live, sold out, and yes it is just like you picture it. we can only hope they get there shit back together

this song is a St. Patrick's Day tradition for me and my friends. lol

Sharpen your boot and bludgeon your eye

farfrompuking2000 the Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye