Ween - Pollo Asado Lyrics




Come on, it's a beautiful night for a walk on the beach, wouldn't you say?
Yes, I would say that, I would say that.

Let me start of with a basket of chips.
Then move on to the pollo assado taco.
I would like two pollo assado tacos with one beef chimichanga.
On the chimichanga, I would like a side of sour cream.
I would like tomatoes and onions on my casadia.
For the dessert I would like the ??. I would like extra cinnamon.
Do you make guacamole?
Yes, I do make guacamole.
Uh, I would like a side of guacamole on my Tostitos.
I like to dip the Tositos in the guacamole.
Can I get a basket, I told you about a basket of chips.
I would like a large iced-tea, 2, uh, 2 large iced-teas.

Ok, that'll be $16.07.
Out of $20? Ok, $16.07's your change.

Hi, can I help you?
I would like a basket of chips,
a beef chimichanga with a side of sour cream.
I would like some guacamole on my chimichanga
with a casadia of tomato, onion, and vegetables.
I should like a burrito with beef, beans, and
I would like a carne assado taco.
Could you put some hot sauce on that for me?
No, inside the taco. Not on the side.
Yes, can I have a carne assado taco?
Not a pollo assado, we don't have chicken.
Do you have guacamole?
Can you make me some guacamole?
I have guacamole.
Ok, on my burrito I would like the muchaco beef and the shredded pork.
And some more cheese, please.

Ok, that'll be $22...
Uh, oh yes, I would like two lemonades and one medium iced-tea.
Ok, that'll be $20.07.
Out of $22? Ok, $1.52's your change.
Thanks a lot. Your food will be up. Here, let me get your drinks.

Hi, can I help you? Yes, I would like a basket of chips
I would like a beef chimi...
Umm, what is, what is the, what is the, what is the pollo assado?
That's the chicken.
Ok, what is the carne assado?
That's the beef.
Ok, let me get two carne assado tacos...





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Ween Pollo Asado Comments
  1. Jay

    Best song of two stoned guys ordering Mexican food with a lo-fi drum beat.

  2. Horace Osirian

    *_"I love that Ween band, mang!"_*
    - Tuco

  3. Zaphyra

    im hungry

  4. Adam Ohm

    Okay that'll be $16.07. Out of $20? Okay $16.07 is your change.

  5. soeren both

    Perfect lyrics.... i love 'em 😂😎😍

  6. layo ramirez

    ween gave birth to mac demarco with this track.

  7. setup dept

    these mfs were hysterical

  8. Aaron Gasparini

    "Could you put some hot sauce on that for me?
    No, inside the taco. Not on the side."

    Preach, brother...

  9. 06hatter

    i would like a basket of shiffs, i would like a beef chimi, uh

  10. DaRoflDoflZz

    this is just vaporwave taco bell

  11. Stop the Philosophical Zombies

    Ordering Mexican with a Mexican accent. Should be obligatory.

  12. Stay_at_home_Dad

    52 is your change.

  13. Benis Jr.

    ...and some more cheese please.

  14. mehh *

    He doesn't even get the Pollo asado.

  15. Spinda propaganda

    69th comment

  16. drzazgi

    Mac DeMarco's music shtick owns everything to this track

  17. Tim Riley

    Can someone please tell me whats happened of Ween. I would google it but sometimes that type of search is a bit difficult with all the current fake news going around. I would like to see them in concert someday perhaps.

    I-Love-CO Mountains

    You are fake news.

  18. Ozzy Detxemendy

    *Brown*

  19. inxy

    let me start off with a basket of chips

  20. Pedro Contreras

    Su rico pollito asado

  21. Chris Connelly

    Fucking love Ween. You can tell they had a good time making albums.

  22. Rogueofmv

    some more chz plz

  23. 06hatter

    Can I get a basket I told you about the basket of shifs.

  24. Geeky Matt138

    Pretty much every single Mac DeMarco song right here.

  25. Guy Code Academy.com

    Some more cheese, please....

  26. Will Novak

    Nobody is mentioning how hilarious it is when the guy taking the order constantly gets the change wrong
    "ok that'll be $20.07... $22.00? Alright, $52.00 is your change"

    I-Love-CO Mountains

    $1.52😂

    soeren both

    dont ruin my mood boy.... hahaha....

  27. Le Carlton

    Lemme start off with a basket of chiipppss

  28. Natalee Oz

    that's me ordering Mexican stoned out of my mind

    Skylier Bramwell

    Natalee Oz FOR REAL

  29. youtubeisfullofspam

    Come on, it's a beautiful night for a walk on the beach, wouldn't you say?
    Yes, I would say that, I would say that

    Let me start off with a basket of chips
    Then move on to the pollo asado taco
    I would like two pollo asado tacos with one beef chimichanga
    On the chimichanga, I would like a side of sour cream
    I would like tomatoes and onions on my quesadilla
    For the dessert I would like the sopapillas. I would like extra cinnamon
    Do you make guacamole?
    Yes, I do make guacamole
    Uh, I would like a side of guacamole on my Tostitos
    I like to dip the Tostitos in the guacamole
    Can I get a basket, I told you about a basket of chips
    I would like a large iced-tea, 2, uh, 2 large iced-teas
    Ok, that'll be $16.07
    Out of $20? Ok, $16.07's your change

    Hi, can I help you?
    I would like a basket of chips
    A beef chimichanga with a side of sour cream
    I would like some guacamole on my chimichanga
    With a quesadilla of tomato, onion, and vegetables
    I should like a burrito with beans, beef, and
    I would like a carne asado taco
    Could you put some hot sauce on that for me?
    No, inside the taco. Not on the side
    Yes, can I have a carne asado taco?
    Not a pollo asado, we don't have chicken
    Do you have guacamole?
    Can you make me some guacamole?
    I have guacamole
    Ok, on my burrito I would like the muchaco beef and the shredded pork
    And some more cheese, please
    Ok, that'll be $22...
    Uh, oh yes, I would like two lemonades and one medium iced-tea
    Ok, that'll be $20.07
    Out of $22? Ok, $1.52's your change
    Thanks a lot. Your food will be up. Here, let me get your drinks
    Hi, can I help you?
    Yes, I would like a basket of chips
    I would like a beef chimi...
    Umm, what is, what is the, what is the, what is the pollo asado?
    That's the chicken
    Ok, what is the carne asado?
    That's the beef
    Ok, let me get two carne asado tacos.

  30. Wan Toothry

    Tomato, onion, and vegetables.

  31. Wan Toothry

    Tomato, onion, and vegetables. 😂

    Greasy McNasty

    LOL I'm glad I'm not the only one who laughs at the part. So ridiculous. I love this song.

  32. Curious InKilleen

    If they can sell food with a badly faked Mexican accent, we should be able to order it with a badly faked Mexican accent.

  33. Kris Fotheringham

    thank fuck for this

  34. Anton Brandt

    this jam kills me every time😂😂😂😂

  35. SpamNapkin

    The first time I heard this album it was my 20th birthday and I was sick with the flu and delirious. When this came on I laughed so hard I almost threw up

    Oxytocin 97

    Dude same! I had mono when I was 13 in middle school. It was like it was necessary to get it instantaneously.

    Ingrid

    I was 14 and entirely too drunk and high at my bf's friend's house and the friend put on this album and my life was changed. I don't know how I remembered the album but it was basically my spirit animal as I laid on the floor fighting off the puke that eventually came.

    Stop the Philosophical Zombies

    Nice Butthole Surfers reference.

    VreBot

    Hungover now and im lovin it

    The Culture Corner

    The Butthole Surfers and Ween are two of the most outlandish bands ever, and I love them for it.

  36. IDontGiveAWhale

    That guy needs to learn how to make change before he gets fired.

    Stop the Philosophical Zombies

    He's hooking up his friends.

  37. MrSotaPhonk

    6 people can't understand true genius

  38. Gidean Hume

    This kind of reminds me of Pink Floyd's Alan's Psychedelic Breakfast

    Cab oi

    this is much better thanks to the lack of chewing sounds

    I-Love-CO Mountains

    @Cab oi
    Thanks i definitely did not need to hear it then.

    layo ramirez

    I-Love-CO Mountains oh no you gotta hear it

  39. mark rylander

    let me start off wiff a vasket of chiefs

  40. If_it_aint_ down with_the_romp_i_hate_it

    So it's was Oregon Country Fair, west of Eugene about 25 miles. I had taken a couple organic things that made me brain fuzzy and this played on loop for hours around our campground.

    If_it_aint_ down with_the_romp_i_hate_it

    In 2001

    Tyler Jones

    that sounds like a non-stop hilarious time haha

  41. Jay Dee Bee

    I like to think that this song is what a bunch of people think of if education is not taken seriously; people talking in a way no one can tell each other apart and basic money transactions are difficult.

    Stop the Philosophical Zombies

    "Sixteen oh seven is your change."

    lars

    Nope based off a real night at a mexican restaurant

  42. Serenoj69

    Hilarious. Guakamolee.Just one of the funniest songs ever heard.

  43. Andrew Stendahl

    Hung out smoking cigs a half hour before my shift when I worked at Walgreens listening to this out back by the Dumpster. Everyday for half a year or so. Saved up to buy a used Fender Deluxe Reverb Amp as the Apex of my working there. This was pretty much my Anthem.

    The Culture Corner

    You, sir, are making good choices with your choice of anthem

  44. Eli Pack

    best fucking song ever

  45. Greasy McNasty

    I always crack up how he gives him the wrong change XD

  46. Half n Half with Sage

    I'm hungry.

  47. John Burns

    I talk like the customer in this song all the time. People look at me *very* strangely.

    bobbyforce1

    John Burns ohhh me too

  48. C VB

    I listen: "Let me start off with a basket of chips". I die.

  49. Larry Evans

    do you make the guacamole

  50. Jordan Lee

    yeah good for u nico im reallly happy poppy

  51. cuttingwedge

    A basket of sheeps..

  52. Jack Morrison

    that beginning makes me laugh like a goddamn moron every time

    Stephen Garland

    Yes I would say that... wouldshh--- I would say that.
    XD

  53. Jhonatas Vieira

    The original big smoke's order

    Matias Navarrete-Lamas

    dam bro u got the whole squad laffin

  54. Gen

    I like that every time I go to this video, the ad before it is in Spanish.

  55. Frog God

    YES I WOULD I SAY THAT

    Scott LeBeau

    Keith Stoneman yes a beautiful night for a walk with extra guacamole an a baschet of schips!

    Stay_at_home_Dad

    Which.





    I would say that

    Bango Skag

    I would SAY that

    Shane Smith

    Your profile picture matches this so perfectly.

  56. Ryan

    I like to dip the Tostitos in the guacamole

  57. Martta Kelly

    This song always makes me hungry. 'Give me guacamole!"

  58. Tabletop CP

    Epic song.

  59. InsouciantEclectic

    obviously he has the munchies

    Maksapihvi

    YOU DON'T SAY

    jeremy haarbosch

    how you gonna move on the front line