Ween - Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony? Lyrics






Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's over there behind the tree
He's down in the dirt, would ya help him?
I think it's his lung

Mister would you please help my pony?
He's chewin' bark and not the leaves
He's cryin' like a baby, would you help him?
I think it's his lung

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's down - He ain't gettin' up
He coughed up snot in the driveway
And I think his lung's fucked up
Pony, Pony, Pony

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's over there lookin' at me
He can't talk because he's a pony
I think it's his lung

[Repeat first verse]





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  1. [.... e....

    poooooooooooony

    [.... e....

    Poooonnnnyyyyyy

  2. S.... W....

    Here at JT's parts and accessories we jam out to Ween all day baby.

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    You're a good business

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    ​@And I AND YOU ARE A GOOD MAN!

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    @SHIPPING WAREHOUSE Keep doing your thing my good guy!

  3. F.... T....

    I love the demented ice cream truck music in this song.

  4. 4.... ....

    Mfw there is ween song in edmund mcmillen video

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rc9mECebRxc

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    https://youtu.be/rc9mECebRxc

  6. B.... m....

    one of the purest, most perfect pop songs ever written

  7. S.... H....

    Only those with sick twisted humor and love for melodic perfection can love ween.🤘🇺🇸

  8. D.... A....

    Ween does van dyke parks

  9. V.... ....

    The likes are at 666 nobody touch

  10. K.... ....

    I read somewhere that the inspiration for this song was Dean went to the convenience store and he saw an article about spinal meningitis and when he came back to the studio Gene was curled up on the ground yelling "Mr will you please help my pony!" over and over

  11. C.... J....

    I love the weird world this song lives in.

  12. M.... G....

    I have a few friends who would listen to Ween with me. Fewer who would sit through all of Mourning Glory(My favorite Ween song).

  13. D.... S....

    15 people couldn't find help for their ponies

  14. I.... ....

    F in the chat for the ponies lung

  15. r.... ....

    I listen to this at work, and Ragga Jungle, Breakcore... other guys listen to "Country". And not real Country, but the fake, gay, corporate, patriotic shit they play on the radio nowadays. Literally drives me up a wall.

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    I thought we were past using gay as an insult, but I guess not...

  16. C.... ....

    concert today

  17. G.... M....

    I'm shocked nobody mentions the amazing guitar riffs during this song.

    G.... M....

    The guitar riffs during this song are amazing. Feel better now?

    G.... M....

    They do. Those that know anyway

  18. D.... ....

    Odd and creepy

  19. k.... r....

    deaner is busting some seriously advanced shit in this song

  20. N.... G....

    Press F chord to pay respects.

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    It's the Stevie Wonder chord.

  21. M.... S....

    My dad used to play this song a lot when I was younger and it scared the shit out of me. Now I love it

    M.... S....

    You obviously have a great dad! :-) Mine used to play me King Crimson. In the court of the Crimson king.

  22. b.... ....

    my dad nicknamed me after this song. we'd always sing it in the car on the way to the dump every Saturday before breakfast at our favorite diner.

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    cute and wholesome

  23. M.... O....

    dis very dank yes

  24. D.... D....

    YAY IM THEY 50 first person to comment

  25. n.... ....

    I swear, that guitar gives me flashbacks to my past life or something.

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    were you a deer who wouldnt get the fuck out of the road? i might know you

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    yes! i certainly couldve been, i remember seeing a shiny moving object with lights moving towards me, but i couldnt seem to comphrend that i should move out of the way. and so death ensued, then i was born into human. where you playing this song loudly in your car?

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    OK SO I'M NOT ALONE IN THIS

  26. E.... M....

    ....good...

  27. V.... S....

    "he can't talk because he's a pony"

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    Favorite line hands down, gets me every time.

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    WHICH STANDS TO REASON WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT....

  28. J.... A....

    pooooooony!

  29. B.... C....

    F chord

    B.... C....

    *F#13 chord

    B.... C....

    How'd you know that? I can barely hear that part.

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    U just mashem all down with ur thumb on the 2nd fret.

  30. W.... G....

    that solo tho... mmmmmm sex in my ears.

  31. w.... h....

    I sing this song when the dozy fucker I work with isn't doing his damn job.

  32. I.... �....

    One of my ponies has collapsed

  33. J.... S....

    "NO!! FUCK YOU AND YOUR PONY" lol

  34. S.... M....

    -"how much acid would you like to buy today sir?"
    -"all of it, all of the acid"

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    You may have thought you heard me say I wanted a lot of acid, but what I said was: Give me all the acid you have.

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    So that's why I can't find acid anymore...

  35. N.... S....

    over the dick or below the dick. never cover the dick.

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    Nicola S. i just saw that video

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    Nicola S. $200 lesson right there

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    Ugh. I'm sadly lost in this comment.

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    Nathan Marsh tis in regards to guitar placement...the boognish wills it

  36. S.... C....

    Nobody in my real life will listen to Ween with me. ☹

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    My mom will!!💜

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    I feel your pain!

    S.... C....

    Have kids and force them to listen to Ween. That's what I did.

    S.... C....

    I HAD THAT TROUBLE... AND I ALSO KNEW SOME IDIOT WHO WORSE SILVER BOOTS - AND NO ONE WAS ALLOWED TO TELL HER SHE LOOKED A DICK OR WAS EVER BALE TO FIND EMPLOY AT RECORDS STORES WITHOUT HER FAT FACE BEING IN THE WAY.... THEY'VE SINCE TRIED TO BLAME SAVE RECORDS BUT HECK!!!!!! IT'S ALLUS ANTIPODEAN FUCKERS BUGGERING IT ALL UP.. SO NO - I DOUBT YOU WILL EVER FIND DECENT FOLK TO LISTEN TO WEEN - AS YOU KEEP ALIENATING THEM...

  37. B.... ....

    Bill Cosby did bad things to my pony~ :(

  38. B.... ....

    I listen to this when my pony has a hurt lung - 10/10 very appropriate

  39. D.... M....

    I think this songs about a guy trying to mug another guy(mister) or something? Pony + behind tree + lung problem= playing the sympathy of a concerned person and having to go over behind a tree to check out the horse I dunno haha

    D.... M....

    It's literally has no point. The guys made the song when they were high on mushrooms when one of them started freaking out about a event related to Spinal Meningitis (Got me Down). To calm him down the other guy kept asking him to help his pony.

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    That pony turned into the stallion

    D.... M....

    Pretty sure you're right, there's no pony. I'm not going behind the tree with either of them.

    D.... M....

    To me it seems like the pony is being used as a tool to lure the mister behind the tree to be mugged

  40. I.... ....

    i wish the cover girl would help my pony

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    I'd be her pony

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    Keep in mind that this album came out in 1994 so she's probably older than your mom.

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    IOA612 bummer. It's a dude.

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    @Eric DeCamp How's that a problem? 😉

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    OR MY MONKEY...

  41. T.... K....

    #603311

  42. S.... B....

    I think his lungs fucked up

    S.... B....

    Poooooooony

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    +TheSalamanderGamer Poooooooony

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    Poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooony

  43. i.... ....

    The long-lost My Little Pony theme song?

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    +inlazlowetrust We should start a petition on change.org to make it the official theme song.

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    Y'all straight up gaylords

  44. s.... ....

    i think its his lung

  45. R.... ....

    Mr. Michael Pareso Jr.