Ween - Mister Richard Smoker Lyrics






Mister Richard Smoker
You're a poopey poker
Chardonnay & cocaine in the spa
Cigarettes and coffee breath
Little boys on crystal meth
Tonight we'll tango in the street
You eat
Dark meat

Mister Richard Smoker
You're a chicken choker
Tonight you're gonna
Let it all hang out
Pantyhose and aqua net
Smokin' menthol cigarettes
Tonight we'll tango in the street
You eat
Dark meat

Smoke!

[solos]

You eat
Dark meat

Mister Richard Smoker
You're an Ono Yoker
Cognac and black coffee
With the boys
Dancin' in your buster browns
Whirlin' to the techno sounds
Your hands are wet
Your hair is slick
You smoke
Big dick

Mister Richard Smoker
You're a velvet cooker
Bruce and Geoff will
Pick you up at ten
Goin' out
Dancin' in the city
Friday night
Gotta look pretty
Tonight we'll tango in the street
You eat
Dark meat





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  1. A.... B....

    A song about sucking cock

  2. D.... T....

    Cognac and black coffee with the boys

  3. S.... J....

    Ween is next level

  4. J.... M....

    Jeff Epstein will pick you up at 10...

  5. A.... E....

    Yo what's ween got against dark meat that shits delicious

  6. w.... h....

    I'm gonna tango with this Richard prick.

  7. B.... ....

    Great fucking song

  8. v.... c....

    Sounds like some shit you would hear on Adult Swim or Toonami commercials

  9. M.... F....

    I always wondered if BRUCE & JEFF are the inspiration for the two gay characters on Family Guy named Bruce and Jeff?? Seth, please confirm.

  10. S.... B....

    Diquesmoke
    https://youtu.be/gzWkY8qK2JU

  11. J.... B....

    27 dislikes are from guys who dont like dark meat

    J.... B....

    You like cock?

  12. C.... ....

    Bowcake9 is mega Gay

  13. K.... ....

    Frank Zappa is in da house!😉

  14. B.... R....

    These guys are the only ones who could pull this off as hilarious and not hateful gay bashing.

  15. V.... ....

    Out of almost 200,000 views there are only 700 likes , smelly whores

  16. J.... 8....

    And the CMA award "song of the year " goes to ....Mister Richard Smoker !!!

  17. j.... p....

    They remind me of Commander Cody and the Lost Planet Airmen. I liked them back in the early 1970's!!!! Now with more weed!

  18. j.... s....

    12 is for the number of session guys they had i think.

    j.... s....

    yeah, correct

  19. J.... H....

    Holy shit. New personal anthem.

  20. c.... ....

    To avoid complications, he never kept the same address. In conversation, he spoke just like a baroness

  21. C.... F....

    Can't wait to see them in November. Got my shroom spores ready and my dealer on speed dial

  22. D.... H....

    I'm guessing this is a song about homsexuality.

  23. C.... ....

    I don't think I'm supposed to like this Richard smoker guy.

    C.... ....

    Cadetri I would say it depends on your lifestyle. He sounds like he would be popular with fellas

  24. S.... ....

    "You smoke big dick" - Ween

  25. D.... S....

    This song makes me fiend for menthol cigarettes.

  26. M.... ....

    Those little boys on Crystal Meth are gettin' down with BOOGNISH NOW!!!! OH YEAH GROOVY BABY!!

  27. e.... ....

    Bruce and Jeff will pick you up at 10

  28. k.... i....

    Little boys on crystal meth

    k.... i....

    I think you mean Bois

  29. L.... S....

    I'd play this at 1920's swing dance hall without a doubt.

  30. S.... M....

    This album is GREAT -

  31. C.... D....

    I now think of John Podesta when I hear this song

    C.... D....

    The Podesta version would say walnut and cheese pizza with the boys

    C.... D....

    #pizzaween

    C.... D....

    Ugh yikes!! Skippy's meth dungeon...

    C.... D....

    Mr. John Podesta, you're a big molesta.
    Pizza, pasta, walnuts in DC

    C.... D....

    "Lots of guys really wanna meet'cha. Tonight we're gonna eat cheese pizza."

  32. E.... H....

    my favorite group!!!

  33. A.... D....

    I love ween

  34. E.... ....

    What is the point of this song?

    E.... ....

    Exactly that.

    E.... ....

    If it's making me roll on the floor laughing my ass off... Then they succeeded.

    E.... ....

    For you to fuck off

  35. A.... ....

    You're an Ono Yoker -  John Lennon's wife Yoko Ono

    A.... ....

    nobody doesnt already know that XD enjoy the double negative

    A.... ....

    Lol true, sorry for flying off the handle, mang.

    A.... ....

    its all good, im sorry too. my initial comment was drunk and condescending. we are friends in ween! and a friend in ween is a friend indean/gene

    A.... ....

    Hell yeah man, a bond in brown cannot be broken.

    A.... ....

    great thread, boys !

  36. M.... M....

    If you don't like this ween record, either you have shit taste or you're missing the point of this album...

    M.... M....

    Matteo McCloy I just don't like country
    :/

    M.... M....

    waxxy so yeah you're missing the point of the album

    M.... M....

    So what's the point of the album? They have people well known in the country genre playing with them.

  37. A.... O....

    This isn't really country. More like ragtime.

    A.... O....

    +Felamine LOL someone burn this record.

    A.... O....

    +Adam Blainey this album is golden, go somewhere else

    A.... O....

    Have you ever hear ragtime music? This is closer to country than ragtime. Yeesh!

    A.... O....

    Waaaaaay too fast for ragtime.

    A.... O....

    Michael Power ragtime is this fast or faster. There is some early swing music mixed with country

  38. e.... ....

    Bruce and Jeff will pick you up at ten!

    e.... ....

    eight6sevenfive3oh9 might be best line in music period

    e.... ....

    what's the reference?

    e.... ....

    I think it's because the character in the song is gay

    e.... ....

    Your a poopy poker.

    e.... ....

    Karl Pilkington is right. Gay's always go out late.

  39. d.... g....

    I love the smooth transition between song styles in this particular number.

    d.... g....

    It is ART...

  40. K.... H....

    I prefer Fluffy.

    K.... H....

    furry buddy on the porch! why'd ya do it, fluffy?

  41. J.... S....

    Its about fuckin with scenesters, FFS

  42. m.... ....

    "Smoke!"

    m.... ....

    maxeypad “Are you smokin yet!”

  43. R.... W....

    Sounds like a rusty trombone.

  44. R.... W....

    Sounds like a rusty trombone.

  45. M.... B....

    This song goes out to *Ted Nugent*! He said he smokes dick on national TV, there's no going back after that!    

    M.... B....

    he's got the ass-crack fever

  46. J.... S....

    Is this a stab at Richard cheese?

    J.... S....

    you should look up the secret life of morgan davis by ben folds, its his stab at a filthy pianist and its fantastic. im not sure if it came before richard smoker but i wouldnt be surprised if they know eachother well

  47. t.... ....

    This album had 10 songs, lol

    t.... ....

    I'm pretty sure they cut two songs from the album. But it might be because they have 12 musicians on the album

    t.... ....

    +Logan Harris I read an interview once where the Ween boys confirm that the number of musicians is what the title is referring to :)

    t.... ....

    @The Shiatsu Guy i read on interview once that confirmed that there was originally 12 songs but then they cut two and kept the title and just said there were 12 musicians on the album

    t.... ....

    It is a homage to Throbbing Gristle's 20 Jazz Funk Greats which had only 13 tracks.

    t.... ....

    All three of your explanations are correct, along with a fourth reason, that being that Ween's inability to count is a minor running gag. For example, in The Mollusk, they say that there are three things that stir the Mollusk from the sand, but only name one.

  48. T.... O....

    well remember BOYS CLUB,, that was after this... and i dont thing gener can hide his rainbow after the last solo album......

  49. T.... O....

    lol, im glad to see not the only person in here who knows what zeitgeist means lol :-)

    T.... O....

    hipsters, manpurses, burningman

  50. T.... O....

    lol, i thought i was the ONLY one who knew that loolololololo,,,, lmbo

  51. B.... M....

    Yeah your mom's dark & meaty inverted taco

    B.... M....

    the taco is already a female component. an inverted taco would be a dick

  52. K.... ....

    The very first time I've heard this....I've been cracking up the whole time

    K.... ....

    You are going down the brown trail

  53. t.... ....

    amazing that a year later, these guys wrote the very pro-gay/pro-tolerance "the rainbow" ... i guess they were just taking the piss here :D

  54. t.... ....

    Bruce and Jeff will pick you up at 10......

  55. t.... ....

    I didn't lol!!!!

  56. 8.... ....

    did you count the vocal solo?

  57. d.... ....

    Gener eats dark meat.

  58. t.... ....

    8 different solo's with 8 different instruments, classic.

  59. J.... R....

    @killco10 I always thought that it was dog meat, and I will continue to sing it that wat regardless of what the actual lyrics are :D

    J.... R....

    so you think the song is about blowing dogs?

    J.... R....

    Yeah unless you think the song is about sucking dog cock I'd probably recommend you not use those lyrics since this song is about homosexuality

  60. Z.... ....

    You are an Ono Yoker.

  61. T.... W....

    True parodies! True talent in true form to the song they are mocking... Genius. For some reason, these songs get better every time I hear them.

  62. D.... M....

    ...love this band

  63. A.... R....

    Smoke !

  64. K.... C....

    no your right its dark meat :(

  65. K.... C....

    @cousinsk33ter its you eat dog meat. i know its not as funny but thats what it is