Ward, Tyler - How Embarrassing Lyrics

I tripped down the stairs at the mall
I got my arm stuck between a pole and a wall
A whole bunch of people they saw
And I just happened to fall and land on my crush

“So when’s the baby due?” She said, “I’m not pregnant!”
Yeah, my mom’s got a Facebook

In 3rd grade I went to a class swimming party,
I was the only one in a speedo, Neato
I tried to climb out of my bedroom window with a bed sheet, but
I fell and bruised my tailbone
Sneezing too hard on your crush and your dreams are crushed
I’m the master of awkward moments

I peed myself in church
I walked face first into a 2x4 sticking out, it hurt
I triggered the fire alarm at school, oh
I thought that was cool
At the country fair had to throw a ball to win a goldfish
I threw the ball, broke a glass, fish went flying, and
It landed in this girl’s bra...at the country fair

“So when’s the baby due?” She said, “I’m not pregnant!”
Yeah, my mom’s got a Facebook

I tripped down the stairs at the mall
I got my arm stuck between a pole and a wall
A whole bunch of people they saw
And I just happened to fall and land on my crush

I ripped my pants on the dance floor, dope!
I tried to pull open a door, for ten minutes,
It was a push door, oh, dope!

I had ants in my pants and my left me half naked
In the street to go get clothes, ok
And my brother recorded me singing “I believe I can fly”
Played it on the school T.V., I believe I can die!!
Farted on a bus and woke myself up
I slipped and fell into cow manure, yup.

Walked into a glass door and knocked myself out
Most embarrassing moment: Every time I open my mouth
I’ve said, “What’s up Dad?” to a complete stanger
Took too many shots of Jäger
My tampon fell out at a waterpark
I was drunk and thought she could fly, wow

“So when’s the baby due?” She said, “I’m not pregnant!”
Yeah, my mom’s got a Facebook

I tripped down the stairs at the mall
I got my arm stuck between a pole and a wall
A whole bunch of people they saw
And I just happened to fall and land on my crush

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  1. Heather Rose

    Anyone know why the original comment song is private?

  2. Katie B.

    I really love this song! xD I can´t stop listening to it. It´s just an earwig.

  3. Lea Worthmann

    I love that *-*

  4. Nasem Omar

    It's a sin to kill a mockingbird

  5. Madeline Winthrop

    what i live by is "you where born to be free, not held captive by addictions." so ye

  6. Tyler Ward Music

    Hello friends! I would greatly appreciate a few minutes of your time to check out my newest original song, "Beginning of a Bad Idea" - I would love to hear your thoughts and opinions on the song/video. The video posted as my channel's default video. Feel free to watch it! PS. I'M ON TOUR! I'll see you soon (dates on my website)!

    Andrée Ch


  7. noisy achraf

    i'm proud of myself cause i changed my life from bad to good and i start helping people and The quote I live by is "never give up great things take time" and Something that I had overcome is i used to be a bully but now i'm not and my shyness 

  8. Kayla TsuiSchneider

    Oh em gee!! I didn't know jason pitts was in this 😂😂

  9. Kayla Colon

    Music and singing has always been a very important part of life so a quote i will forever admire is "music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life."

  10. Janele Collette

    I'm proud of being myself. The quote I live by is ¨the best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.¨ Something that I had overcome is my shyness. :)

  11. Charlotte-Laure Gardien

    I'm proud of always being myself. "The best way to predict the future is to create it". And I'm actually going through a process to overcome my anxiety.

  12. Jennifer Keller

    Coming back to God after my bestfriend...my mom passed away from melanoma was the biggest struggle of my life.

  13. majejoh15

    "It's YOUR future."

  14. majejoh15

    "Dream it. Believe it. Create it. Make it."

  15. majejoh15

    "The future is bright. Live what you love."

  16. majejoh15

    I'm proud of spending much time with my grandma while I go upstairs and play a game with her and talk about the day :)

  17. Bianca Sofia

    Obstacle I've overcome: Had a special person help me get over self arm.. Recovery!(:

  18. Lydia .Bradley

    "is that your sister"....."no that's my mom"

  19. Lydia .Bradley

    I had a car accident, had to get sugary on my side from it, thought I was going to loss my mom that day 10-6-12

  20. Vale Fortin

    I'm proud of making and passing my assignments on time... :) :)

  21. Lindsay Stoesz

    My proudest moment was getting baptized...which helped me through 3 miscarriages, which has now brought me to a happy, healthy pregnancy this far (17 weeks)

  22. Izzy5510

    U still haven't done this song :(

  23. lizzyDA Chan

    "I triped over my on foot" -_-

  24. catherine pelland

    Still haven't done this comment song!! :(

  25. Catherine Taylor

    One thing I am proud of is that I brought 4 smart & beautiful children into this world, that bring smiles to everybody they meet. " People will hate you, rate you, shake you & break you. But how strong you stand is what makes you."

  26. Tami Sampico

    My favorite quote is " Always assume your opponent is going to be bigger, stronger and faster than you; so that you learn to rely on technique, timing and leverage rather than brute strength." Helio Gracie

  27. Paubel Kiraree

    My proudest thing I've done is running 5k without stopping

  28. Nikki ASMR

    "Growing up, there is a lot of pressure to be normal but normal isn't as fun as being yourself."- Bridgit Mendler

  29. Celine van As

    Maybe this is something to sing about: I cycled to Paris, from the Netherlands to Paris,it was a heavy week,but also one of the best week of my life.

  30. Celine van As

    I LOVE these songs :D

  31. justespelund

    If you can dream it you can do it

  32. alexis bitner

    Which hurts most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing and wishing you had?

  33. Anri E

    The more you try to crush your true nature, the more it will control you. Be what you are. No one who really loves you will stop

  34. Anri E

    The more you try to crush your true nature, the more it will control you. Be what you are. No one who really loves you will stop

  35. Anri E

    The more you try to crush your true nature, the more it will control you. Be what you are. No one who really loves you will stop

  36. Anri E

    The more you try to crush your true nature, the more it will control you. Be what you are. No one who really loves you will stop

  37. Anri E

    The more you try to crush your true nature, the more it will control you. Be what you are. No one who really loves you will stop

  38. Roshish Rush

    You are the inspiration for me .

  39. Ellie Rogers

    I am proud of singing infront of my friends becuase I have stage fright. My quote is stay strong by Demi Lovato

  40. erucchii

    2. An inspirational saying or quote you live by:

    "Yudan sezu ni ikou"... don't let your guard down...

    "Mada mada dane"... you still have lots more to work on

  41. McG Five

    "Faith isn't a big leap in the dark. Faith is a small step towards the light."

  42. israa. aa2

    " By being yourself you put something wonderful into the world that was not there before"

  43. israa. aa2

    " go on with what your heart tells you or you will lose all " -Rick riordan

  44. Izzy Claire

    "Imagination is more important than knowledge."

  45. Katelyn Carlile

    Love this song :) Quote I live by, "Never underestimate yourself".

  46. Barbora

    Live love laugh

  47. Shannara Emmett

    I'm proud of myself that I'm able to live my life the way I want to.

    This quote is my absolutely favorite :) Here it goes: "The only things that stand between a person and what they want in life are the will to try it and the faith to believe it's possible."
    ~Rich Devos

    The obstacle I have overcome was losing my dad when I was 15. It's been 4 years since that day. He had a major heart attack and we lost him bcuz he was brain dead. I love him still and I know he is wth my Father in Heaven :) <3

  48. lydia Sadow

    I am excited to hear a more serious version of this type of song.

    Inspirational quote*** I have two (:
    “Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.”
    “Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace & gratitude.”
    A hard part of my life I overcame***
    I lost my mom last July to diabetes.. she was my bestfriend.. but she is in God's hands now..no longer suffering<3

  49. Sonia

    sam? haha

  50. Betty Merrill

    that was 2. btw

  51. Betty Merrill

    Love is like playing the piano, first you must learn to play by the rules, then you forget the rules and play from your heart.<3

  52. Devina Amanda

    4 Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. 5 It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. 6 Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. 7 It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. 8 Love never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away.

  53. Devina Amanda

    Life's problems wouldn't be called 'hurdles' if there wasn't a way to get over them!

  54. Jonah Edwardes

    Is it true that I love you

  55. Daniel Gimberg

    best party ever ?

  56. Kristine Holman

    Do all things with love ❤

  57. Esme Anzaldo

    2. Love yourself because in the end you might be the only one who can

  58. Stephanie McMahon

    Your future is make believe until you believe you can make it happen. - Stephanie M. McMahon

  59. Liz Connolly

    1: joshua 1:9 be strong and courageous for the lord your God is with you and he will never forsake you. 2: i had headaches all day everyday for almost 3 yrs and now im vry happy to say that ive gone 349 days without a headache. only God can take credit for that!

  60. Marta

    *taught not toughed, ok i know my English sucks but give it a rest because i'm Latvian, ok? :D

    Believe it or not but i actually cried as a wrote that. (referring to my previous comment.)

  61. Marta

    "you do realize that 'impossible' is just a word that makes me try even harder"

    Losing someone close to you isn't something to get over, you just get used to living in a world without them and remember that they live inside of you and that you carry their legacy. That's what life toughed me, and sometimes it's ok to cry because tears just mean that you cared...

  62. Rebecca Simmons

    My aunt once told me that you are supposed to give 50 hugs a day... I think she might be right because I always feel better after. :)

  63. Catey Biefeldt

    Be the change you wish to see in the world

  64. Trisha Prado

    Smile! Why? Because you can!!

  65. Ross DeMill

    In life, unlike chess, the game continues after checkmate

  66. Ibby Simjee

    He who laughs last.... laughs last

  67. Taylor Nicole

    A little fishy told me to keep swimming

  68. Evan John Ricker

    i can do ALL THINGS through CHRIST who STRENGTHENS ME!

  69. Carolyn Brown

    if mama ain't happy ain't nobody happy

  70. NJO1978

    Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger or leaves you so weak the next thing will kill you.

  71. Christa Gronbech

    Quote: "Never give up, some things are worth fighting for" Obstacle: having to leave friends and family behind to move to a different country

  72. Devin Springer

    Without struggle there is no progress

  73. Noelia Cardarelli

    are still taking comments? I'll comment anyway
    1. One thing you've done that you're proud of
    probably graduating college last year, I'm a math teacher baby ;)
    2. An inspirational saying or quote you live by
    "everything happens for a reason", even if we can't see it right now, it supposed to give me some kind of comfort
    3. One obstacle you've had to overcome
    It took me a while to realize, but I was bullied as a child and most of my teen years, though it made what I am I dont let it define me :)

  74. Abby Reed24_AmazingFamily

    No Matter ,How many times I break down, There is always a little piece of me that says... No, you're not done yet get back up!

  75. Abigail Connolly

    I had pneumonia when I was 3 and 4 and had to be in the hospital for two weeks but now I'm all healthy with a few scars!:)

  76. EmmaBEquestrian

    Really proud of taught myself guitar, piano and singing... Inspiration thing- it only takes 20 seconds of courage to change the world... And last thing was that I'm being bullied really bad for the way i look but I'm slowly getting over that x

  77. ashely smith

    "Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there's foot prints on the moon"

  78. Sofie B.

    I've been really down for a while but Thomas helped me out. He's the reason why I'll never give up my fight.

  79. arjunella

    Every time you find yourself in a difficult situation ask yourself: what would the kindest, most generous and loving,compassionate and passionate part of you do?
    Then do it. Immediately.

  80. arjunella

    If you have to decide between two choices throw a coin. Not because it will tell you the answer but when it's falling you will know what you've secretly been hoping for

  81. arjunella

    Life isn't about waiting until the storm is over, but about learning to dance in the rain.

  82. Koreen Day

    Do the thing that scares you the most, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger!

  83. joyxacts2024

    "Be the change you wish to see in the world." [Gandhi]

  84. Victoria Mayberry

    I played on a all guys football team and was captain of the line !!GIRL POWER!!!

  85. Sierra Lardie

    I had lots of suicidal thoughts, but with Christ and people that love me I've stopped having those thoughts.

  86. Sierra Lardie

    "Sometimes life has to get really ugly before it gets pretty"

  87. morgan smith

    "It's not about how many times you fall, but how many you get back up."

  88. Meredith Weatherford

    Accomplishment- I got rid of my stage fright and now I can sing in front of anyone and everyone.
    Something I Overcame- I had a really bad addiction and finally quit and I haven't done it in a year and a half.

  89. Alexis R

    I over came my speech disability!!!! I couldn't talk and now i don't shut up!

  90. Tyler Davis

    Quote: To move on, is to grow.

  91. TheHoodedDragon1

    There is nobody like me, I am different to others,
    I am proud to be me
    (also look up the song proud, it is nice)

  92. Jonas Fink

    Yeah jo heyho

  93. Caitlyn McQuaide

    One thing I've done that I'm proud of: making others happy when their not-so happy.

  94. Caitlyn McQuaide

    An obstacle that I've overcome: I don't really mind if people judge me now. I am who I am...deal with it. :)

  95. sie

    'Everything is okay in the end. If its not okay then, then its not the end.
    I've struggled with thoughts of suicide & actual attempts at suicide since I was 12. On September 6 of this year, I'll be one month clean from any type of attempt... & self harm. I couldn't be more proud of myself.

  96. Michellepyt

    “We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope.”

  97. Michellepyt

    be strong, things will get better. it might be stormy now, but rain doesn't last forever.

  98. DolphisaBondilover

    I'm proud of finally achieving 3.8 in the beep test. *

  99. DolphisaBondilover

    I'm proud of Tina