Waitress Cast - The Negative Lyrics

Me listening to this while taking a pregnancy test: yeetus to the fetus

Jenna, time to pee on a stick
Wh-? I don't wanna know
Come on honey, you've waited long enough
Get to it and do it
Wh- okay, girls! Enough
You know what we mean
I hope you drank enough this morning
Come on, sweetie, it's better to know
We'll be right here with you, so
It's no or it's yes
But either way you gotta take the test
A squat and a squeeze
A prayer and a please
It's nothing
A stick and a line
Just one of 'em, if I'm lucky
A pot and a piss
Here we go, sis
And we'll keep our focus on
The negative!
Read the instructions
English!
Do not insert the test stick into your vagina
Wow, thank you, Dawn!
How's I ever get myself in this mess?
One drunk night in that stupid red dress
Oh, I love that red dress! The way it sparkles, it looks like an ice skating outfit
Stay with us, Dawn
Maybe his machinery is broken somehow?
What if his boys don't swim?! I mean, wow, miraculous luck
Yeah, miraculous
To get away with an unprotected f-
Funny how one night can ruin your whole life
Don't go there yet, we don't know what the test says
I'm already panicked
Just calm down, goddammit
Maybe it'll all be fine
Maybe there'll be just one line
Come on, negative
I thought you don't sleep much with you husband much anymore?
Well, I - he got me drunk, I do stupid things when I drink, like sleep with my husband
Honey, we've all made that mistake
Focus on the negative
This will all be alright
It was only one night
Someone send me a sign
One line, one line
That means the test is ready
This is it

KIMIKO GLENN!!! ILY

about to take a pregnancy test y’all wish me luck

It was negative y’all

Dawn has a bit of a weaker, younger voice than the others, and it goes so well with southern accent. She really digs the vowels down. Like at 1:36 "maybe it'll all be fine". And in her solo in "Opening Up".

AWWW I WAS WONDERING WHERE ID SEEN LETTIE ON THE GREATEST SHOWMAN BEFOREEEEE

Love.
This.
Song.

Is there ANY pregnancy test out there that you STICK UP YOUR VAGINA?

*-Did someone say Miraculous?!-*

Damnit, now I'm picturing Alya and Tikki singing this to Marinette after a night with Chat

"Shit."

😂😂

"I do stupid things when I'm drunk, like, sleep with my husband." 😂😂😂

"Honey, we've all made that mistake."

@Ava and Norah asmr "It will all be alright."

Kimiko Glenn...she was just Soso.😂

I wish I could find ukulele chords for this.

Has anyone picked up on the fact that Jenna's husband basically raped her because you can't give consent if you're drunk/knocked out/indisposed.

I want an animatic where its
Apple Bloom (Dawn)
Sweetie Belle (Jenna)
And
Scootaloo (Becky)

Logically, she could have just had a little more alcohol to get an "accidental" miscarriage but not enough to get her drunk

I thought this would be a sad song

Well at the end it kinda was?

Why is no one talking about how amazing "to get away with an unprotected fu-" is???

Dawn sounds like Apple Bloom from My Little Pony

Not really

Becky: (Spoken) Jenna, time to pee on a stick.

Jenna: Wh-? I don't wanna know.

Becky: (Sung) COME ON HONEY, YOU'VE WAITED LONG ENOUGH

Becky, Dawn: GET TO IT AND DO IT!

Jenna: (Spoken) Wh- okay, girls! Enough!

Becky, Dawn: (Sung) YOU KNOW WHAT WE MEAN

Dawn: I HOPE YOU DRANK ENOUGH THIS MORNING

Becky: COME ON, SWEETIE, IT'S BETTER TO KNOW
WE'LL BE RIGHT HERE WITH YOU, SO . . .

Dawn: IT'S NO OR IT'S YES
BUT EITHER WAY YOU GOTTA TAKE THE TEST

Becky: A SQUAT AND A SQUEEZE
A PRAYER AND A PLEASE
IT'S NOTHING

Dawn: A STICK AND A LINE

Jenna: JUST ONE OF 'EM, IF I'M LUCKY

Becky, Dawn: A POT AND A PISS
HERE WE GO, SIS
AND WE'LL KEEP OUR FOCUS ON

Jenna, Becky, Dawn: THE NEGATIVE!

Becky: (Spoken) Read the instructions.

Dawn: (Read in spanish)

Becky: English!

Dawn: Do not insert the test stick into your vagina.

Becky: Wooooow. Thank you, Dawn.

Jenna: (Sung) HOW'S I EVER GET MYSELF IN THIS MESS?
ONE DRUNK NIGHT IN THAT STUPID RED DRESS

Dawn: (Spoken) Oh, I love that red dress! The way it sparkles, it looks like an ice skating outfit.

Becky: Stay with us, Dawn!

Dawn: (Sung) MAYBE HIS MACHINERY IS BROKEN SOMEHOW?
WHAT IF HIS BOYS DON'T SWIM?! I MEAN, WOW! (Spoken) Miraculous luck!

Becky: Yeah, miraculous! (Sung) TO GET AWAY WITH AN UNPROTECTED F-

Jenna: FUNNY HOW ONE NIGHT CAN RUIN YOUR WHOLE LIFE

Becky, Dawn: DON'T GO THERE YET, WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE TEST SAYS

Jenna: I'M ALREADY PANICKED!

Becky: (Spoken) Just calm down, Godammit!

Dawn: (Sung) MAYBE IT'LL ALL BE FINE

Becky, Dawn: MAYBE THERE'LL BE JUST ONE LINE

Jenna, Becky, Dawn: COME ON, NEGATIVE!

Dawn: (Spoken) I thought you don't sleep much with you husband much anymore?

Jenna: Well, I - he got me drunk. I do stupid things when I drink, like sleep with my husband.

Becky: Honey, we've all made that mistake.

Jenna, Becky, Dawn: (Sung) FOCUS ON THE NEGATIVE!

Becky: THIS WILL ALL BE ALRIGHT

Dawn: IT WAS ONLY ONE NIGHT

Jenna: SOMEONE SEND ME A SIGN

Becky, Dawn: ONE LINE

Jenna, Becky, Dawn: ONE LINE

Becky, Dawn: THAT MEANS THE TEST IS READY
THIS IS IT . . .

Jenna: . . . . shit.

*Jenna,* time to *pee* on a *stick.*

LPSHinageshi Jenna, pee stick

'What if his boys don't swim? I mean, woooww! Miraculous luck!'

'Yeah, miraculous! To get away with an unprotected fu-'

'UNNY how-'

😂😂

a very bad editor Jenna cut Becky off from saying f*ck! 😂😂

I love Dawn so much!

dawn best girl

Listening to this while taking a pregnancy test. Now, THAT'S a bad idea.

what did it say

Baby or no?

OMG GSIDBAJA

UPDATE PLEASE

"bad idea"... was that on purpose???

I think an all-male cover of this would be so funny.

A random thought, if it was a male cover maybe it could be about an STD/STI test?

Could be a trans dude

Julia Unger oof i do that like everyday
I mean i sing this song A LOT
oops

If man encouraged another man to "pee on stick" it would sound gayish as Hell :)

How the f?

I need an instrumental HELP

"se puede saber la duracion" is not "do not insert the test stick in to your vagina"
XD

Justino Santos i WOULD say she prolly read the whole thing before talking but then after the "English! " she decided to just resume but how does "you can know the duration of the" become that XD
well maybe dawn sucks at spanish and misread something? :vv

I think the thing is supposed to read "during the duration of the test, do not insert the test stick into your vagina." just a hypothesis.

Justino Santos lol so funny

As a Spanish speaker, it means: “You can know the duration”

Do not insert the test stick in your vagina -> No insertar la prueba en su vagina

"
you can know the duration"

Does anyone know where I can watch this for free?

....same

there are bootlegs floating around on the internet if you can find one. there are some on youtube too.

stagedork.com

Go to stagedork, it's a website with a lot of the popular musicals, Waitress included

"The Negative" is a song from the musical "Waitress". Music and lyrics by Sara Bareilles.

Becky: (Spoken) Jenna, time to pee on a stick.

Jenna: Wh-? I don't wanna know.

Becky: (Sung) COME ON HONEY, YOU'VE WAITED LONG ENOUGH

Becky, Dawn: GET TO IT AND DO IT!

Jenna: (Spoken) Wh- okay, girls! Enough!

Becky, Dawn: (Sung) YOU KNOW WHAT WE MEAN

Dawn: I HOPE YOU DRANK ENOUGH THIS MORNING

Becky: COME ON, SWEETIE, IT'S BETTER TO KNOW
WE'LL BE RIGHT HERE WITH YOU, SO . . .

Dawn: IT'S NO OR IT'S YES
BUT EITHER WAY YOU GOTTA TAKE THE TEST

Becky: A SQUAT AND A SQUEEZE
A PRAYER AND A PLEASE
IT'S NOTHING

Dawn: A STICK AND A LINE

Jenna: JUST ONE OF 'EM, IF I'M LUCKY

Becky, Dawn: A POT AND A PISS
HERE WE GO, SIS
AND WE'LL KEEP OUR FOCUS ON

Jenna, Becky, Dawn: THE NEGATIVE!

Becky: (Spoken) Read the instructions.

Dawn: (Read in spanish)

Becky: English!

Dawn: Do not insert the test stick into your vagina.

Becky: Wooooow. Thank you, Dawn.

Jenna: (Sung) HOW'S I EVER GET MYSELF IN THIS MESS?
ONE DRUNK NIGHT IN THAT STUPID RED DRESS

Dawn: (Spoken) Oh, I love that red dress! The way it sparkles, it looks like an ice skating outfit.

Becky: Stay with us, Dawn!

Dawn: (Sung) MAYBE HIS MACHINERY IS BROKEN SOMEHOW?
WHAT IF HIS BOYS DON'T SWIM?! I MEAN, WOW! (Spoken) Miraculous luck!

Becky: Yeah, miraculous! (Sung) TO GET AWAY WITH AN UNPROTECTED F-

Jenna: FUNNY HOW ONE NIGHT CAN RUIN YOUR WHOLE LIFE

Becky, Dawn: DON'T GO THERE YET, WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE TEST SAYS

Jenna: I'M ALREADY PANICKED!

Becky: (Spoken) Just calm down, Godammit!

Dawn: (Sung) MAYBE IT'LL ALL BE FINE

Becky, Dawn: MAYBE THERE'LL BE JUST ONE LINE

Jenna, Becky, Dawn: COME ON, NEGATIVE!

Dawn: (Spoken) I thought you don't sleep much with you husband much anymore?

Jenna: Well, I - he got me drunk. I do stupid things when I drink, like sleep with my husband.

Becky: Honey, we've all made that mistake.

Jenna, Becky, Dawn: (Sung) FOCUS ON THE NEGATIVE!

Becky: THIS WILL ALL BE ALRIGHT

Dawn: IT WAS ONLY ONE NIGHT

Jenna: SOMEONE SEND ME A SIGN

Becky, Dawn: ONE LINE

Jenna, Becky, Dawn: ONE LINE

Becky, Dawn: THAT MEANS THE TEST IS READY
THIS IS IT . . .

Jenna: . . . . shit.

[Thanks to Doug, Erik Daughterman, Mackenzie for lyrics]

lol copy and paste much?

Did... did you just write the whole song?

Anyone know where to find a karaoke track?

"Just calm down goddammit" In my opinion, the best line in the whole song!!!!

Reilly Anderson maybe his boys don't swim I mean WOOOOOOOWWW

+ Reilly Anderson I was literally coming to a lyric video of this song to post a comment nearly identical to this. XD Every line Becky says in this song is hysterical. LOL

especially because she said it in a panicky voice

mine is “it was only one niiiiGhTgGhRgagtTg!!”

@wajert ryan Miraculous luck!

I think this is my favourite song from the show just because of Dawn's lines.

Madeleine Tierney dawn is me. Lol

Same. I have memorized this WHOLE song. lol.

Do not insert the test stick into your VAJAINAUH

Madeleine Tierney SAMEEEEEEE

"Yeah miraculous to get away with an unprotected fu--" 😂

@Lotte Klompmakers when it's done, I can smile, it's on someone else's plate for a while

princessluckystrikerbrook I’ll place it on display. And then I’ll slice and serve my worries awaaaaayyyy

@Lotte Klompmakers I can fix this, I can twist it into, sugar, butter, covered pieces, never mind underneath

princessluckystrikerbrook
I’ve done it before I’ll bake me a door

@Mysterious M To help me get through
I learned that from you, mama, it's amazing, what baking can do

thanks for making this :) like the font!

leave it to waitress to make peeing on a stick into an awesome song

LOL!!!!!!

Can't stop listening to this. it's BRILLIANT!

same here. Sara Bareilles is a genius!!!