Vampire Weekend - Oxford Comma Lyrics






Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
I've seen those English dramas too
They're cruel
So if there's any other way
To spell the word
It's fine with me, with me

Why would you speak to me that way
Especially when I always said that I
Haven't got the words for you
All your diction dripping with disdain
Through the pain
I always tell the truth

Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
I climbed to Dharamsala too
I did
I met the highest lama
His accent sounded fine
To me, to me

Check your handbook
It's no trick
Take the chapstick
Put it on your lips
Crack a smile
Adjust my tie
Know your boyfriend, unlike other guys

Why would you lie about how much coal you have?
Why would you lie about something dumb like that?
Why would you lie about anything at all?
First the window, then it's to the wall
Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth

Check your passport
It's no trick
Take the chapstick
Put it on your lips
Crack a smile
Adjust my tie
Know your butler, unlike other guys
Why would you lie about how much coal you have?
Why would you lie about something dumb like that?
Why would you lie about anything at all?
First the window, then it's through the wall
Why would you tape my conversations?
Show your paintings
At the United Nations
Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth





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  1. S.... R....

    Is that Hamilton Morris holding the light in the beginning

  2. L.... C....

    Dope group I love it

  3. S.... A....

    2020 still here

  4. J.... P....

    Thanks for feeling the bern guys! 🔥

  5. F.... F....

    Just realized, is that Hamilton Morris holding the light in the beginning? ICONIC IF TRUE

  6. R.... E....

    Good ol' 480p.

  7. w.... ....

    this is still my favorite song about bad grammar: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkN_qkN5JLQ

  8. K.... S....

    Dora the explorer

  9. G.... C....

    Everyone should give a fuck about the Oxford Comma.

  10. E.... B....

    I love this band

  11. s.... ....

    *of course* richard ayoade directed this

  12. m.... ....

    Sounds weird but this song is the reason why I thought comma was a swear word for years as a kid

  13. r.... r....

    GOOD ENOUGH!!!!!

  14. A.... ....

    Is this a reference to something

  15. d.... ....

    Wow this song is over 11 years old now...

  16. m.... i....

    the 2.8k people who disliked this give a fuck about oxford commas.

  17. D.... B....

    WHAT A FUCKIN MASTERPIECE

  18. M.... O....

    Showed this to my English teacher; it either goes one of two ways. One where you're right, and one where you get expelled for being right

  19. J.... W....

    First heard this song when I was 10 years old and fell in love with the sound, I'm now 22 and have fallen in love with the meaning.

  20. D.... S....

    cold mountain

  21. F.... H....

    Alguien más está aquí por Richie?👀

  22. A.... A....

    Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
    I've seen those English dramas too
    They're cruel
    So if there's any other way
    To spell the word
    It's fine with me, with me

    Why would you speak to me that way
    Especially when I always said that I
    Haven't got the words for you
    All your diction dripping with disdain
    Through the pain
    I always tell the truth

    Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
    I climbed to Dharamsala too
    I did
    I met the highest lama
    His accent sounded fine
    to me, to me

    Check your handbook
    It's no trick
    Take the chapstick
    Put it on your lips
    Crack a smile
    Adjust my tie
    Know your boyfriend, unlike other guys

    Why would you lie about how much coal you have?
    Why would you lie about something dumb like that?
    Why would you lie about anything at all?
    First the window, then it's to the wall
    Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth

    Check your passport
    It's no trick
    Take the chapstick
    Put it on your lips
    Crack a smile
    Adjust my tie
    Know your butler, unlike other guys

    Why would you lie about how much coal you have?
    Why would you lie about something dumb like that?
    Why would you lie about anything at all?
    First the window, then it's through the wall
    Why would you tape my conversations?
    Show your paintings
    At the United Nations
    Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth

  23. L.... L....

    ProFFessor Mosby

  24. I.... S....

    I hope I'm not the only one that noticed him saying "first it's to the window, then it's to the wall" near the end

  25. D.... M....

    wtf hamilton at 0:42

  26. R.... L....

    this song reminds me of simpler times.

  27. M.... M....

    I was searching for Richard Ayoade videos, and came across this by accident... but I’m glad I did!

  28. i.... a....

    ezra used to be my crush when i was 11 omg

  29. R.... N....

    5,001st Comment!

  30. Q.... K....

    A Ford 8n is a damn good tractor

  31. S.... H....

    Good point Ezra

  32. B.... S....

    Anybody knows the name of that car ?

  33. L.... R....

    almost 12 years! woah time.

  34. B.... N....

    Ahhh, back when Vampire Weekend didn't suck. Whatever they did between their last two albums ruined their creativity.

  35. s.... k....

    *you spin me round the flea market*
    mr f did this song better than u

  36. B.... S....

    That's an beautiful car

  37. L.... F....

    Best song for English homework

  38. E.... S....

    Oh shit this is one take I just realised

  39. D.... M....

    Why is this song my favorite song of all time??!!

  40. r.... ....

    Somebody please fact check me on this. Ezra is in an English class at Columbia University and is bored to death hearing a lecture on what an Oxford Comma is.....and under his breath he is muttering.....Who gives a fuck about an Oxford Comma.
    Wha-la.....history in the making begins.

  41. E.... R....

    WOW! Is that Hamilton from Vice's "Hamiltons Pharmacopeia"!1?

  42. D.... K....

    But actually, I do give a fuck about oxford commas

  43. r.... ....

    your Wes Anderson is showing...

  44. c.... ....

    That useless @$$ @ 1:00 - I was wondering why he was still standing there, looking around so 'innocently' - haha (blammo!)

  45. B.... B....

    16, 957, 978. Love this song.

  46. A.... V....

    Your videographer was just showing off- even if there were a hundred takes, to get it all in a continuous shot is so difficult.

  47. B.... ....

    Rees-Mogg brought me here.

  48. M.... D....

    "you do realize they were lying right?"
    No Ted, they don't realize they weren't lying

  49. k.... ....

    Oxford commas don't belong in every list you put in a sentence.
    I could give you my poor explanation so you can poorly interpret it, you could look it up on the internet to get a better understanding, or you could just go about your day.
    See what I did there?

  50. J.... J....

    Damn the last time I watch this was 8 years ago took some time learning the solo on guitar

  51. R.... R....

    0:38 is that hamilton morris

    R.... R....

    YEA BRO!

    R.... R....

    Erwin Ruczienski Everyone keeps saying it’s some guy named Hamilton Morris but I think it’s Josh Taylor from the band Half Alive. Or am I stupid?

  52. D.... ....

    Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
    I've seen those English dramas, too
    They're cruel
    So if there's any other way
    To spell the word, it's fine with me
    With me
    Why would you speak to me that way?
    Especially when I always said that I
    Haven't got the words for you
    All your diction, dripping with disdain
    Through the pain, I always tell the truth
    Who gives a fuck about an Oxford climber?
    I climbed to Dharamsala, too
    I did
    I met the highest lama
    His accent sounded fine to me
    To me
    Check your handbook, it's no trick
    Take the chapstick, put it on your lips
    Crack a smile, adjust my tie
    Know your boyfriend, unlike other guys
    Why would you lie about how much coal you have?
    Why would you lie about something dumb like that?
    Why would you lie about anything at all?
    First the window, then it's to the wall
    Little John, he always tells the truth
    Check your passport, it's no trick
    Take the Chapstick, put it on your lips
    Crack a smile, adjust my tie
    Know your butler, unlike other guys
    Why would you lie about how much coal you have?
    Why would you lie about something dumb like that?
    Why would you lie about anything at all?
    First the window, then it's through the wall
    Why would you tape my conversations?
    Show your paintings
    At the United Nations
    Little John, he always tells the truth

  53. U.... B....

    wow these guys really know how to make music i love it.

  54. J.... C....

    he said HEE HEE. okay i hate myself for that

  55. M.... U....

    I'm getting excited for their new tour and watching old music videos. I just got the best flashback from watching this in middle school and it not making any sense, but still being overwhelmed with love for the song. Here I am years after graduating high school still trying to make sense of the video and falling for their unique sound all over again.

  56. M.... ....

    11years !!! Cant wait to see you in November

  57. A.... I....

    The song was ok, a little too clean for my tastes 2.5/5

  58. E.... ....

    Ah yes I love " , "

  59. E.... S....

    2.7K people give a fuck about an Oxford comma

  60. M.... S....

    Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
    I've seen those English dramas, too
    They're cruel
    So if there's any other way
    To spell the word, it's fine with me
    With me
    Why would you speak to me that way?
    Especially when I always said that I
    Haven't got the words for you
    All your diction, dripping with disdain
    Through the pain, I always tell the truth
    Who gives a fuck about an Oxford climber?
    I climbed to Dharamsala, too
    I did
    I met the highest lama
    His accent sounded fine to me
    To me
    Check your handbook, it's no trick
    Take the chapstick, put it on your lips
    Crack a smile, adjust my tie
    Know your boyfriend, unlike other guys
    Why would you lie about how much coal you have?
    Why would you lie about something dumb like that?
    Why would you lie about anything at all?
    First the window, then it's to the wall
    Little John, he always tells the truth
    Check your passport, it's no trick
    Take the Chapstick, put it on your lips
    Crack a smile, adjust my tie
    Know your butler, unlike other guys
    Why would you lie about how much coal you have?
    Why would you lie about something dumb like that?
    Why would you lie about anything at all?
    First the window, then it's through the wall
    Why would you tape my conversations?
    Show your paintings
    At the United Nations
    Little John, he always tells the truth

  61. J.... M....

    Yeah I still like this thanks to Jill Riley at The Current.

  62. A.... E....

    anyone coming from how i met your mother ?

  63. e.... ....

    Vampire Weekend is the musical equivalent of Wes Anderson, this clip is the best example

  64. A.... M....

    I give a fuck about an Oxford comma. Please, for the love of God, use them.

  65. H.... T....

    Songs that take you back

  66. r.... b....

    Why the fuck would you lie about how much coal you had ,sublime song ,Love from Edinburgh

  67. S.... L....

    The grammar nerd in me geeks tf out over this song

  68. A.... S....

    For two years i was obsessed with finding this song after hearing it on how i met your mother, and Shazam didn’t helped

  69. H.... i....

    He is soo british Or the video is

  70. T.... T....

    I'm glad I did because funny story kids, your mom was in that classroom

  71. n.... ....

    Chapter 0: 0:00-0:07
    Chapter 1: 0:08-1:03
    Chapter 2: 1:04-1:57
    Chapter 3: 1:58-2:23
    Chapter 4: 2:24-3:13
    Epilogue: 3:14-3:39

  72. P.... F....

    You guys are fab..
    Toured New Zealand 10years ago and your album was played day after day.. 9 hour drive one day, and it was prob on at least 7hrs of it haha.. Near hit a cow that night as the dope was in the middle of the road but your music got us to the glacier wawhooo

  73. O.... P....

    Singing the song of my people.

  74. J.... G....

    I had to explain to my teacher what an Oxford comma was lol

  75. C.... P....

    Every English major in these comments: “my time to shine!”

  76. l.... n....

    Cant get enough of these guys lately <3

  77. E.... B....

    I'm only here for my no 1 boy Richard

  78. R.... P....

    This song makes me want to stop using the Oxford comma.

  79. E.... D....

    i was two years old lol 2019 ganggggggg

    E.... D....

    Congratulations, you found this song at the age a lot of us did 🤣

  80. M.... M....

    Is that Hamilton Morris holding the light?

  81. o.... ....

    #richardayoade

  82. O.... 9....

    It’s rather intriguing that the video and audio are somewhat in a sense teaching us about how to create a song and music video.

  83. J.... W....

    I still sing why would you lie about how much coke you had lol

  84. M.... P....

    Still playing this in 2019

  85. �.... T....

    Richard Ayoade is the Wes Anderson of the music video world

  86. T.... W....

    This music is absolutely fucking retarded...along with every video. It takes no talent to play what they are playing. Music is such shit now...

  87. P.... S....

    god awful

  88. J.... G....

    Does anyone feel like the video for Childish Gambino's "This is America" borrows at least a little from this? The continuous tracking with the lead singer, the surreal and building cast of background characters, the random gun violence, the chase at the end... Are all these things super common in music videos, or did this video here maybe have a particular influence?

  89. J.... H....

    I don’t get why this silly band is famous. Their music just sucks..

  90. F.... L....

    What a erect penis I have now

  91. y.... m....

    0:42 is that hamilton morris??

  92. R.... T....

    Very nostalgic

  93. l.... ....

    Suits pilot anyone?

  94. A.... H....

    lead singer looks like young jay lenno at the end before he reaches the car

  95. F.... ....

    I dont get why this band has millions of views, theyre not very listenable.

  96. J.... G....

    RICHARD AYOADE 🙏