Upchurch - Duke Nukem Lyrics
C'mon, man, roll outta bed, please. C'mon, diss me
Say my name in a song
Oh, God. Give me a minute
Damn, son, you ballin' now, two hours - a hundred views
Your best delivery on a song had to be written' about me
You copped the first line from the hottest rap song of last week
Man, this fool and my holmes are rappin' 'bout a Rhianna text
You musta fell and snapped your neck added trauma on top of your head
I promise I'm not even mad, it's funny, you're makin' me laugh
I'm the Cheatham coach of rap and I got 'em spreadin' infinite laughs
Today Church is poppin', one diss song and he's dead
Last week you was emo, coverin' Hollywood Undead
DMin' me to share your video that sucked complete ass
Bunch of dudes in a garage steady scratchin' their pussy cracks
That's why you're all mine like you're mistakin' me for a tall glass
Cold tap, but a couple Kool-Aid packs
And I got your overheatin', keepin' up, I'm Cadillacin' it too fast
Got dust on the bottle, closet rockin' hella class
Celebrate accomplishments with bottles, too many for a glass
So many successful albums, "Supernatural" got me trashed
But the only time you see a chart is when I screenshot 'em
But you must be the drunk one 'cause you swung at me and missed
Your diss track was goofy haymakers that never did connect
If you come swingin' at me I'ma tell somebody grab their eight year old
Metaphorically at Walmart on the floor cryin' for fuckin' toys
Kickin' and screamin' 'cause you ain't gettin' your way
'Cause you was hopin' I would post this on social media yesterday
Like, hell yeah, man, Church is totally gonna diss back
Got bars like a prison, bet his shit would be a sick track
Let's get followers from it, apologize and sit back
And try to rep Cheatham even though he said it's all trash
I put rappers in ditches, bitch, get picked up by dudes in shackles
'Cause you got tossed on Highway 12 and you will not get recycled
And if your fruity ass talkin' shit you best be bringin' a rifle
You're a warehouse opener, performin' Fall Out Boy recitals
With skinny jeans, lip rings, black hair and a bunch of eyeliner
And I'm startin' Co-Op, it's my only fuckin' dishonor, so
So fill me in, ladies, what's the name of your band?
Are you a solo act or did you guys just use one hand
To write a track about me, secondly to circle-jerk
Is this a diss track or a gay guy's love note?
You ridin' my tail, I'm about to buy you coat
You got no trollin' motor, you just floating with no one
You're stranded, and hateful, when I'm havin' a volleyball
Don't get deep off in this Castaway 'cause you half-assed that song
Hide your faces on my nuts, since you're lonely and on my balls
So when you're feelin' unimportant scream my name, are you lost?
Wilson!
But I still float, bitch, and I'm Private Ryan and I don't need to be saved
Clickin' close on every terminal, ignitin' fires of rage
And I rap so much I'm poopin' elves to go help I'm Santa Claus
That's wrap with a W, I'm tryna guide you so you don't get lost
I'm an alien, my DNA is found up under permafrost
Gonna need a hot shovel to bury me at every cost
All I got with some miss track with some pussies in Clarksville
That think they got dope bars 'cause they know the word Narcan
You musta come up with that peter, puffin' your vape pen
With your gay friends, 'spectin' a spray painted Nissan skate van
Lookin' like you livin' out Tony Hawk's American wasteland
God fell asleep on that controller when he created you, eh, Stan?
Y'all the type of motherfuckers who can't even bust a kick flip
But hit the mega-ramp and only eat mega complete shit
You don't want me pressin' buttons, I'm not a gamer
But you sound aggravated like you lost a game of Halo
And that's all that you do, so tear apart that headset
'Cause you don't wanna hear me spit shit lyrics way better than you can
Bitch, I'm the one who run it, it's a job to clean my work boots
The only way you're known is bein' pro at playin' skin flute
All I got is hard bars, won't he go eat on my pencil tip
I'm makin' tidal waves and all you're makin' is a ripple drip
And everybody rappin' a bunch of neanderthalic shit
I might as well throw away my watch and watch all the hypocrites
It's always lame trash, beat suckin' donkey nuts
And comments how I'm postin', know you when you will not have a buzz
Sayin' that we done a show, you diss me for simple fun
Is this due to Rap Devil, or soft-spoken poetic nun
You'd better bring the heat when your messin' with Mr. Muddy Toes
You might get yanked in the Cumberland, smothered by undertows
Yeah, I got a bad habit, I ain't talkin' undergrow
I'm talkin' murder with pens I got at Staples a month ago
While I was there I decided to pick you up envelopes
So after you're done confessin' love, lick it slow and seal it closed
Maybe you'll papercut your tongue and fix that mediocre flow
I tried to Google you but all that came up was that you a ho
By the way my girl's name ain't Briahna it's Brianna
You wouldn't know that 'cause you play with condoms and bananas
And you say I haven't made it but my radio is jammin'
And I'm still rollin' stoned, limousine tint up on my windows
All bullshit aside, let's get down to the nitty gritty
You're mad 'cause I'm cold like the abbreviation of Ashland City
Bitchin' on Facebook about a rapper in the same city
Goddamn, clout-chasin' gettin' hella hella petty
I feel like Richard Petty rap battlin' Hello Kitty
You wanna say I suck, you want a dude to lick your man titty
So, next time you're in the booth pretend your mic is my John Hancock
Since I know you like puttin' your lips on stuff that's got my name on it
I'm not demonic, I just be on it
Shout out to Tom Hanks and thanks for helpin' me run it, Forrest
No problem, Upchurch. You want some of these chocolates?
I'm aight, Forrest. I can run it myself
Church, Church, Church, Church
Other Lyrics by Artist
- Upchurch - E.D.K.H.
- Upchurch - Aww Shit
- Upchurch - Arm & Hammer (Redneck Remix)
- Upchurch - Alpha Omega (Redneck Remix)
- Upchurch - 0-100 (Redneck Remix)
- Upchurch - Seraphim
- Upchurch - Holy Ghost
- Upchurch - Back N Forth
- Upchurch - Everybody Knows
- Upchurch - Legends
- Upchurch - Us
- Upchurch - Hooligan
- Upchurch - Beef (Remix)
- Upchurch - BILLY (Remix)
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Upchurch Duke Nukem Comments
He said with his gay friends lol damn
U are you know what I mean I am so wrong to say I don't want to be busy with the same person who I have been lost in my relationship is not a problem but I heard about u taking my kids I said I don't know if they have any problems with the other person who has been hate me go to the same person who has been kicking me and my body is not in your mind
Lol garbage
Most people really don't c the truth til it grabs them by suprise 333
Yooo! 👍 §k1N!
Murdered this beat lol my man hood is in your weight class lmao
Who here in 2020 after he murdered Shotgun Shane, Katie Noel, Hosier, and Grady Smith in SKILLSHOT???
I'm back because of head trauma official put out a diss for hosier and said he rolls with church and Calhoun I'm just confused
Hell yeah bro. That shit is fire. Legend. 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🤩
It's funny how you search duke nukes witch is a popular video game and the second video is church
🤓😂🤣😂😂
Trump 2020!!!
Is there an instrumental for this?
Logan Tyler I wish
God dammm church that's shit is straight fire my dude.. ain't nobody gonna touch upchurch! 😂😂
End the Fed
Love it church man🤙
Fucking love this beat man! Keep it up
I want an eminem/upchurch rap battle. Shit will go down in history
Anyone just throw joints at this dude during a show?
Who still jammin in 2020
I float! caught that hip hop Aesop Rock float album is tight
For everyone saying Upchurch can diss anyone completely forgot Eminem
Just finally listening to this word for word, he absolutely flamed this dude to hell. Jesus Christ
CREEKSQUAD RHEC WE IN THIS BITCH
"in the one who run it, so it's move job to clean my work boots" upchuch on his way to legendary
I wish I could hang with someone cool as church I'm so fucking board
I’ve jammed this a million times since the day you dropped it it’s hard you should’ve uploaded it to porn hub 😂 but I’ve never noticed your riding my tail I’m about to buy you a new coat this is why I love your shit that’s such a fucking intelligent bar
I dont Think Nick Cannon heard this,. otherwise,.. Im just say'n... This a "apply name here" song.. Church about to be AKA Duke Nukem... NUKEM!!!
He destroyed his Career, what little of one he had, with this bs diss/disses he put out, lmao
This diss track sounds like a #1 single ... 🤣😂. Plz give it up on trying to diss this man...!
Love it !
52 years old listen to this man every night ..fuck..n A
I love how he begins this song so much! Your unbeatable fuggin! "Church Church Church"¡¡¡
So I know damn well o like this vidja ..and yet it unliked ..like frfr YouTube u fuckers fucked ..man..someone explain why videos that are liked them isnt or channels unsubd
I can’t stop listening to all the remixes
This rides out hard af
Am I the only one that thinks Upchurch should feature a song with Eminem?
So u think u r going Oklahoma for concert
Upchurch was my boy since the first time I heard him fuck yeah keep spitting son
Hahaha, Hell yea. UPCHURCH!!!
south side: Heritage not hate
hey now hollywood undead is good
Still listen to this song all the time. Church definitely has a gift
Ikr, listen to this shit all the time.
My speakers blew up cause i slapped this to many times and to hard ha
yo church be bourd all the time ur on fire
I just deeby dirtbike replayed this like 150 fuckin times mother fuckin church !
i use to think all rappers were trash until my older brother showed me up church and ever sense then ive been jammin upchurch
You're a gamer now church 🤘🤙
Who's you dissing man I've been wondering since it dropped
Hate to be the one to drop the name and give them any recognition but I was wondering the same. Found out it's a dude named subliminal their track was shots fired and its absolute traassssh
U go hard on this track Upchurch
i wish ya come too upstate ny you have fans up here
Upchurch and bottleneck are the best
His flow switches are fuckin 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Every other rapper needs church , so they can go to confession and be forgiven for ever coming at this man 💯
No way in hell anybody will beat church his lyrics r fire an hes not to be fucked with!
Gettum upchurch
Steady scratchin their pussy cracks!💀💀😂😂😭😭🔥
😂😂😂😂
fuck I hate the shit out of new rap rock country.... everything is just gay as fuck now.... New music is geared towards little girls queers and drug addicts.... pussies
So you don’t like this haha?
Tommy ikr
Who’s here after church just destroyed Scru and had to come back to hear this gold
@its me I think blue jean face
@its me it goes blue jean face, joe meteorite, cargo head and Deh Smesh are the disses against scru. I love listening to his diss tracks. Churchman drops better tracks fuckin around then most these rappers can when actually trying. Hes talented on so many levels its crazy. #CREEKSQUAD
Which time LOL
Right here fuggin
RHEC!!!!!
Staples* should sponsor Upchurch... and give him unlimited supply of pens just to murder folks👍
We need some church down here in Texas ASAP dudes killing it
Hoganvill GA Keith
Yo i just went to check out the 2 diss tracks by Subliminal did guess who took the L
... lanimilbuS
Check out my interview with Duke Nukem and sub to my channel. https://youtu.be/bz82TErjpy
lollllllllll its good stuff
2 hard of bars
The South will rise again
Upchurch sounds better than Lil Nas X
Tony Hawks American Wasteland... no loading screens my ass 😆
I'm up to date with his songs but who is this about?...
Man I really want to see some church and em diss tracks. I don't think either would win. Dudes are to equal.
This is good and all but why call it Duke Nukem?
Realest shit talker ive ever heard but its all the truth haha
Nothing better than church shout out from australia killin it
You play with condoms and bananas 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m dead
731 Mad county down from 901 to 615 Tennessee Rap a Billy
You should put this on Spotify cause this hella fire
Now tell me Ryan upchurch isn't one of the most talented people in the world gets bored writes 5 solid minutes of bars
He can literally do any genre...
Does your fan base know that you cut a deal with the CIA to get famous as a county rapper?
Any more info. Or proof?
Upchurch do a song with the lacs and jawga boyz
Hell no! U are so stupid. The lacs and jawga boys are complete shit. Upchurch wont put himself on that low of a lvl. It would just give them hype and do nothing for him. Hes paving his own way just fine and doesnt need to work with anyone but adam calhoun
Upchurch for president 2020
I'm a simple man. Regardless of how many times I've heard this song, if it comes up on AutoPlay, I let it play, maybe crank it up till--- SHIT! Now I need a new car....Worth it.
Who is he fuckin up in this one ???????
KILLED IT😱 🔥
Upchurch sounds like Eminem
Fucking awesome. Totally sick.
I love when upchurch gets bored ... hope you get bored tonight 👊🤘straight 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Damn straight
Church church church
I most have listened to this 10 times in a row! Fire man just fire!
Bars like a prison!
"You want soma these chocolates?" at the end was a comical addition
the idiots were warned in the comments by all the skins and now they got burned
Damn Church!!!
anyone else think duke nukem was the best game ever😁
Funny thing is most rappers repeat verses and upchurch don’t. He’s a real rapper. He’s a true 100
Prolly wont see this because its not a newer video but when i seen you at the machine shop you had everyone sign a huge confederate flag i thought that was fucking awesome!! I was wondering if you had it hung up somewhere?
What does this have to do with Duke Nukem? I didnt hear one bar with killing aliens, fucking hot babes, or a single line about kicking ass and chewing bubblegum
Goddamn he goes off
Some people don't realize all types of music can be considered poems/poetry n takes skill in diction & wordplay, is valuable, & can be useful...
I'm rhec for life but I like hu-Hollywood Undead....
This was 4 days from my b-day🤣 wow