Ubiquitous Synergy Seeker - Stationary Robbery Lyrics
Stationary robbery
I stole your pen, so you can't even write again
Stationary robbery
I stole your pen, so you can't even write again
Stationary robbery
Stationary robbery
I stole your pen, so you can't even write again
Stationary robbery
I stole your pen...
I took your HB, 2B and your sharpie
Your protractor set, laptop and PC
Now you can't write, nor can you type
Let's just say your office supplies are really tight
You can walk and talk, but you can't use chalk
I cock back your stapler with my hole punch caper
The Grand android; Toy bandit cause I'm their paper clip taker
Stationary robbery
I stole your pen, so you can't even write again
Stationary robbery
I stole your pen, so you can't even write again
Finders keepers
Three ring binder weepers
Death to your desk, I'm the cubicle reaper
No ethernet, no internet, no email, no
Actually I saw your modem in an old box at my yard sale
Frustration
You lack a power point presentation
No pointer, no laser, just a pencil with a wore down eraser
I own your paper, stapler and your hole punch
And while I robbed your office
I even stole lunch
Stationary robbery
I stole your pen, so you can't even write again
Stationary robbery
I stole your pen, so you can't even write again
Stationary robbery
I stole your pen, so you can't even write again
Stationary robbery
I stole your pen, so you can't even write again
Stationary robbery
I stole your pen, so you can't even write again
Stationary robbery
I stole your pen, so you can't even write again
Stationary robbery
I stole your pen, so you can't even write again
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Ubiquitous Synergy Seeker Stationary Robbery Comments
So, I'm thinking this song is essentially a reverse metaphor of the way corporate business robs the individual of their personal uniqueness and idiosyncrasies. So this song is basically a stab at taking back and depriving the office if what it needs in revenge.
This is the weirdest song in the whole world? This isn't even the weirdest USS song in the whole world (check out "Laces Out" for that honour). That's why I love these guys. So diverse and creative.
Mom this is a rap.
Hey wasn't that the day you went to rock the shores 2014?
+Chance Cossitt no I think that was July 11.
Stealin penZ daily
illscarlett opened for them at the CNE this year USS put on a seriously kick ass show!
Illscarlett opened for them this year at the CNE
NO IM THE PAPER CLIP TAKER!!!!!!!!!!!
Weirdest song in the whole world
Oh my gosh. This is still top comment and he tweeted it again.
Down With Webster should be opening for them.
LIEK IF U CREI EVERTIM
haha saw them live!
They threw strawberries at the audience
@medicalostrich husky as in husky starcraft ?
they opened for down with webster last night! awesmazing!
Saw them yesterday at the Sound Academy so crazy!
does he say dollarama at 0:09?
SICK BOSSY BANANAS--TRUE ARTIST FUCK YOU PICASSHO...THE REAL DEAL
i am one of kipz henchmen. he sent me here :P
still that's fucked up! i would hate not being able to write again!
Gotta thank Husky for linking me to an awesome band! =D
husky, you dont have a very good taste in music, but for you, ill like this video.
Sent here by Husky.
kipz. nuff said o_0
Husky have a good taste!!!
thumbs up if you got here from husky \mudkipz
@XSandCreeperX Hell Yes(:
kipz :D
Did anyone see them preform a faster paced version of this track live? Equally awesome.
Best live band EVER!
They perform this song AMAZINGLY live!
they are out of toronto ontario, lets here it for the great canadian musicians!
they make smoothies for the audience while they perform.