Toy Dolls - Absurd-Ditties Lyrics

Punks. Johni vive!

Name one punkrock guitarist who reaches Olga's level... This guy's just legendary

Best Toy Dolls album EVER!!!

You're probably right! ^^

Best toy dolls album ever.

i found it useless...when driving car...140 km in city centre....

Playlist for smartphones:


1. "Intro/Absurd-Ditties" 0:00
2. "I'm a Telly Addict" 0:45
3. "Terry Talking" 3:34
4. "Ernie Had a Hernia" 6:09
5. "Toccata in Dm" 9:27
6. "My Wife's a Psycopath!" 12:05
7. "Sod the Neighbours" 14:56
8. "Melancholy Margaret" 17:24
9. "Drooling Banjos" 19:50
10. "Alecs Gone" 23:44
11. "When You're Jimmy Savile" 26:44
12. "Caught up the Reeperbahn!" 29:52
13. "Dez the Demon Decorator" 33:11
14. "Absurd-Ditties (End Bit)" 36:09

Jeremy G thanks!!! :))

Toy dolĺllllls

Banda engraçada, divertida e diferente do cenário HARDCORE PUNK ...SOM INCRÍVEL !

Qué bueno banda muy bueno yo gusta mucho v

amo esse disco de paixão!!!

Why isn't this album on spotify?

Because it is here! ^^

O bom do toy dolls é que eles são divertidos e a música deles tem melodia gosto muito de todos os álbuns melancholy Margareth é umas das minhas canções favoritas um abraço a todos

The toy dolls uma das melhores bandas punk inglesa muito boa mesmo até meus filhos curtem muito divertido

The memories!

awesome guitar skills

Along with DK and few others, they are one of the most talented musicians of the genre. Olga is a great guitar player, and the bass lines are amazing

best punk album ever

198888888 5 (MIL NOVECENTOS E OITENTA E CINCO (#aecionever (@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@)

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Puta sonzera da porra!!!!

Nagyszerű muzsika nagyszerű emberektől csak nagyszerű embereknek.....punks not dead

únicos

More Vid Please🐵 🙊 🙉 🙊

Toy Dolls... simplemente GENIALES... para mi el mejor grupo ¡los mejores!

Což dobré album pro mě je to retro.good album.

Wow never heard this album of theirs! So amazing how you can just listen to any song you want nowAdays. Would of killed to have this when I was a kid. So happy my mom is such a badass and exposed me to great shit like the toy dolls. Quite possibly the most underrated punk band of all time

Perfect, really perfect like +1🖐🖐🖐

Sod the bloody neighbours :)

grandes, 3 componentes esenciales como no los hay igual, menuda musica que hacen.... PUNK NOT DEAD!!!

Danke Danke Danke, macht bitte weiter die Musikwelt bunt.

So nice to hear this 23 years later

Can't believe it's been 24 years since this album came out. This is still like the "new" album to me. Crap, we're getting older. Oh well =)

My ex wife was a psychopath and ty because of this song i find a way to miss her lol. Tx a fuckin lot Olga

un putain d album, longue vie au groupe un FAN DE FRANCE

C'est clair, leur meilleur album !! Depuis leur découverte en 96 je ne m'en lasse pas, au contraire !
Longue vie aux Toys 😎 !!

Adoreiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Lol. .,,they still rock

larga vida a olgaaa

ist und bkiebt ne geile scheibe rock roll

Toy Dolls are one of the best bands of this world xD. I mean they can play their instruments very good, and Olga has a special voice xD

@NetCrafter I saw them 3 times and they are probably my alltime favourite punk-rock band. Olga is incredibly talented quitar magician! :-)  

+SalDOWN Jup, just asked Olga a question on their question. Where will you see them?

+NetCrafter *website

@NetCrafter Akropolis in Praque, Czech republic. 

+SalDOWN Awesome!

olga the best punk floresta argentina loves your songs aguante toy dolls 35 años aguantando !!!

Ditties not absurd enough 9.9/10.

+Pealz Heer Oh yes. When Terry is talking, Alecs gone with melancholy Margaret.

The guitar solo from "When You're Jimmy Saville" Is one of the greatest ever. This one remains my favorite Toy Dolls' album. Greetings from Romania.

Dan Dascalu I happened to be listening to this as I read your comment. Songs straight out of a technical metal band solo. Toy dolls are so incredibly talented at their instruments. Listen to the bass in the song after jimmy savale. So damn good!

+SalDown Alec's gone is an hymn this song is so good yea, there's no borring song from them actually :) One of the few bands i didnt see and it pisses me off

+Anti Hero I saw The Toy Dolls 3 times I love them! if you have a chance to see them, go for it! Thanks a lot for the watching/listening BTW :-)

Lucky you keep on posting :)

@Anti Hero Oh yes! Covered in The Toy Dolls (2002) is up now! :-) Stay tunned.

I love this album!

limitado my ingish jaja

desde la punta del globo Argentina les quiero decir que me mata esta banda .aguante el punk rock

+Mariano .j Jacob English, please! Toy dolls FTW BTW! :-)

@SalDOWN english ? if he write in spanish what you prob ? get a life Argentina best crowd ever

The Diego > are you fucking serious? You're replying on more than three year old comment. If mariano wrote this comment nowadays, I would reply in spanish. Get a life though! ^^

I'm a Telly Addict is one of their best song ever, fuck i love this band . 40yrs of underrated

+Anti Hero I love Alecs gone! :-)

+Anti Hero there is no punk band that can stand next to toy dolls.

+Anti Hero One of the best hardcore punk songs satirizing the television-addicted world, right up there with Black Flag's "TV Party" and Choking Victim's "500 Channels."

Dude, could you upload the album "Covered in Toy Dolls" please? Thanks!

+Nuruddin Montesanto I'll try to get it in a few days, stay tunned! :-)

+Nuruddin Montesanto It is uploaded with timestamps now! Sorry it took me so long, but I had a copyright sanction (so I couldn't upload videos longer than 15 mins), but it expired yesterday. I hope you enjoy it! :-)

Thanks!

@Nuruddin Montesanto You're welcome! 

dur dur de grandir... le temps passe si vite.

best album ever!

Also live on stage they`re playing fast and tight !!!  Outstanding fun-punk-band that played for over more than 30 years !!!

There is no just similar bands around like this!perfect!!!!the best!!!Thanks for upload

They are the only one original! Thank you very much for the listening! Cheers!

this is the album i like most of all of them than i´ve heard; i like it because all it has more bass sound, guitars, voices, all have more bass sound and that´s because i like it more.

And because is good!

diesel engine = cancer

¡¡jjee...jjeee!!, estado  eskutxando estos ruidos rapidillos , ke me  entusiasman!!

The incredible Toy Dolls!! Just love it!!!

Thank you very much for listening!

why the hell did I not find this group 30 odd years ago,funny and very talented 

so goooooood memories and good fresh music in this brutal world we're living in. thx a lot. and yeah this guitarist is very skilled

Thank you for the listening! Olga is a genious guitar player. Toy Dolls FTW! :-)

(\ Btw :-)

yeah, i was thinking it was something like f*** the world for FTW ;)
happy new year to all!

@CHANG Tang
Thank you very much, happy NY also!

Una de las bandas que se impuso en su estilo musical,y que aprendi mucha digitación en la guitarra,muy bueno!!!!!!!!

i found this album 5 days ago and ive come back for it like 5 or 6 times. its very unique, normally punk rock guitarists arent very talented but you can tell this guitar player is unreal and highly skilled. he fits into this punk mold perfectly but he also has that classic rock solo style that sounds so mean. not to mention this singer - like wow that voice is so unique, im very impressed and happy i found this thanks for the upload. 

i also just found out the guitarist is the singer aswell, that is one bad dude, so talented

The Toy Dolls are very unique! one of the best punk-rock bands in the world! Thank you for the comment!

The one and only heir of Chuck Berry...Believe me people...
The rock'n'roll lives on.

Sehr Geiles Music!!

Perfect album, i love it, with Kcee and Marty
Yeah !!

lost my original album while moving to a new home. THx for the upload mate :)

No problem! Thank you for the listening!

Well these guys are definitely talented and can play their instruments very well, and that singers voice. No other vocalist I know sings mad unique as this. a this band is very underated, and Im sure many would agree.

toy dolls rule and Olga is one way cool dude i asked him via e-mail if i can use their music for my you tube vids he said as long as i am not making any money from them i have full permission 

@phantomscaler Thats pretty cool man! 

The Toy Dolls music has been known to stop wars, in addition to cure several disease including depression and even death (Keith Richards actually died several time, but nobody knew...)

Toy Dolls.. the best band ever! 🖤

No prob! Tnx for the listening! Toy Dolls FTW! :-)

Thx Sal, Olga n Toy Dolls till dropdeadbutsmiley:)

tnx for watching/listening!

superb !!

No problem...tnx for watching/listening! The Toy Dolls forever!

thanks ....thanks a lot :)