Tool - Die Eier Von Satan Lyrics

Ah, the last of SIX filler tracks on this album.

Augenballgroße Stücke vom Teig formen

Warum will ich das Rezept jetzt austesten 😅😅
Bin ich der einzige der die Idee hat?

You realize this is just a sugar cookie recipe spoken in German right?

When I play this song at full blast my neighbors play with the beat by pounding on the walls!

Fascist rally hash brownies are the best kind.

Ok this is dope af

Lol, they made a song about cookies sound edgy.

This is NOT a brownie recipe.. man you guys are dense. the closest thing to it is mexican wedding cookies. some clues.. Eyeball size pieces and 12min bake time.. doesnt take betty crocker to figure that out.

I think it's fair to say this song is intended to challenge what you think what you first perceive as true.

Ohne Eier means: wiiiiiiithout Eeeeeggggs!!!!!

Someone out there has to have followed this recipe and can give us a review. Don't make me do it.

*inhales*
In death metal voice

ADD TWO CUPS SUGAAAAAARRRRRRRR

My 9th grade history teacher played this song our first day of history class to help us understand that perspective (when it came to history! was everything. Never realized what song it was until much later in my sophomore year where I found it In my recommended whole just aimlessly scrolling around. Thanks teacher for the introduction to an amazing band!

happened to me yesterday. good times.

my history did this to help us get an image of fashion in Nazi germany in our heads.

Translation when played in reverse: "Alex Jones not crazy Epstein murdered"

I play Rammstein and this song and my mother goes turn that satanic music off XD

... UND KEINE EIER

This is in 9/4 by the way. Such a good "filler".

Fuck eggs

It is a cooking recipe but it could also be the words of the spell they cast on Greta Thornburg to get her possessed by the infernal damned soul of Hitler in code.

TELL ME THE COOKIE RECIPIE MAYNARD!

Telegram?)

Die Nummer is echt zu hart...
UND KEINE EIER!!!

I never really get this song. I am german and this is just a hashcookie recipe. But on the perspective that this was written by an american and listened most (I guess) by not german speaking people it makes much more sense. All they hear is a german holding a speech in front of a cheering growd wich must sound like german propaganda (of an ealier age of history) but as a german it is just funny...

That's the joke. Tool is trolling their listening audience by making it sound like a propaganda speech like you said, but they're just listing the ingredients and instructions for a hashish cookie recipe. It's basically playing up to the perception that German is a very harsh and angry-sounding language to a non-speaker, and that whatever's being said can't be good if it sounds like that.

AND NO EGGS!!!!

Ich erinnere mich an das erste Mal, als ich das hörte. Ich habe so hart gelacht.

does it have to be turkish hash?

If you're not gonna do it with turkish hash you may as well fucking put eggs in it.

Sounds like a Tool song remixed by Trent Reznor!

Essentially, this is just an industrial version of the "Hawaii Toast Song" by Alexander Marcus.

Rammstein Rules oh wait it's Tool. Both Rock.

It was amazing before I knew the translation and then it was even better. I listened to this when it came out and I was in a christian middle school. This album helped me get through the bullshit of the school and of life.

same here, but public school. now we all know in hindsight the answer was baking cookies.

school in general

I just listened to Tool for the first time even though I've heard from them often and I always thought they would be really serious and deep but I just had the biggest laugh in weeks from this song. Brilliant! xD

you say you laughed from listening to that song? I do not believe that sense of humour exists in any country or world or realm for that matter. that tells me... you are mocking. now when I think about it.....why would you mock and laugh about a song that to you..... supposedly means nothing of importance? nor does it contain joking references. that makes you... the Laughing point of this story

"This is my favorite tool song"

Ah the ending gives me chills

...and no eggs.

Not the no eggs part but the chanting crowd in the background really bring the old german effect into play

They have a great sens of humor! That really makes laugh especially at 2:00!

I still have a screensaver I downloaded from Tool's website in 1998. Has this song with eyes floating across the screen.

You mean eggs

Would you mind posting a link to it?

Wont work on newer PC's. It was designed for Win95. I need to find someone that can convert it to work in a newer system

Corpus Callosum dang maybe find someone one reddit on a reddit page specifically for the band

Probably my favourite on the album.

3 jews disliked

8888 views.

AND NO EGGS!!!

*uproarious applause*

I showed this to my German friend and she told me that the title of this song translates to "Satan's balls".

Literal translation is "The Eggs of Satan" but yes, that is also an acceptable translation.

@Brayden Miller NO EGGS though.

@Bono Giamboni lol that's the plot twist of the song

This is a fucking underrated masterpiece.

Our downvoters must have added eggs...

If this is maynard, his german is quite good. Almost without accent.

Marko Fox is the singers name.

Yeah, sadly it's not Maynard. Which is the main reason why they like never play it live

@Connorshark They don't play it live because the voice isn't Maynard's? Do you hear all those industrial sounds? Do you hear the reversed cymbal sounds? Good luck playing those live.

@Connorshark Keep your eye out for their show in LA ;)

UND KEINE EIER!

Recipe for pot brownies.. in german?!?

No for cookies lol 😂

@Starfyy 6000 pot cookies?!

Anita Bonghit yes

My friend didn't believe me when I said it didn't matter what the lyrics were about, everything sounded metal in German. I played him this and he changed his mind.

Eine halbe Tasse Staubzucker
Ein Viertel Teeloffel Salz
Eine Messerspitze turkisches Haschisch
Ein halbes Pfund Butter
Ein Teeloffel Vanillenzucker
Ein halbes Pfund Mehl
Einhundertfunfzig Gramm gemahlene Nusse
Ein wenig extra Staubzucker
... und keine Eier

In eine Schussel geben
Butter einruhren
Gemahlene Nusse zugeben und
Den Teig verkneten

Augenballgro? e Stucke vom Teig formen
Im Staubzucker walzen und
Sagt die Zauberworter
Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim

Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und
Bei zweihundert Grad fur funfzehn Minuten backen und
KEINE EIER

Bei zweihundert Grad fur funfzehn Minuten backen und
Keine Eier

German friend said this is actually just a baking recipe

@Kyle fee no its not.. do you see cocoa in there at all anywhere? they are cookies

Jeff Wiesner Haha!!

yeah, it's basically just a recipe for edibles

I heard it's for doughnuts

I think about Hitler and German Nazi´s when i hear this track.....NOT!

...nicht was?

@Atlas Cove it was a joke =)

Great timing, just lost my recipe for Deviled Eggs. Thanks Tool!

Yes, space cookies with eggs.

Wow, some people didn’t get the joke

I think you mean, "some people didn't get the yolk"

Nico L 😂

UND KEINE EIER!

[GERMAN]:
Die Eier Von Satan

Eine halbe Tasse Staubzucker
Ein Viertel Teelöffel Salz
Eine Messerspitze türkisches Haschisch
Ein halbes Pfund Butter
Ein Teelöffel Vanillezucker
Ein halbes Pfund Mehl
Einhundertfünfzig Gramm gemahlene Nüsse
Ein wenig extra Staubzucker
... und keine Eier

In eine Schüssel geben
Butter einrühren
Gemahlene Nüsse zugeben und
Den Teig verkneten

Augenballgroße Stücke vom Teig formen
Im Staubzucker wälzen und
Sagt die Zauberwörter
Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim

Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und
Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen und
KEINE EIER

Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen und
Keine Eier ..
...

[ENGLISH:]
The Eggs/Balls Of Satan

Half a cup of powdered sugar
One quarter teaspoon salt
One knife tip Turkish hash
Half a pound butter
One teaspoon vanilla-sugar
Half a pound flour
150 g ground nuts
A little extra powdered sugar
... and no eggs

Place in a bowl
Add butter
Add the ground nuts and
Knead the dough

Form eyeball-size pieces from the dough
Roll in the powdered sugar
and say the Magic Words:
"Sim sala bim bamba sala do saladim"

Place on a greased baking pan and
Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes
...AND NO EGGS

Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes
...and no eggs

@Matt Brown Eier is also slang for balls.

So they're Satan's balls.

BrokenZen Thank you

@hvitekristesdod
It's from a German Children's Song about a cuckoo.
The words don't mean anything, I guess. You can listen to it, if you search "Auf einem Baum ein Kuckuck saß"

Its a recipe for baking jews

Fuck... i added eggs

I deleted these songs from my phone completely forgot they existed

@Kostas Lazaridis lol

JAffacakeSON BLAHA you have no soul! Transition tracks are the fucking best haha.

That's gross. You're gross.

@Goth Farmer 😭😓

WITH NO EGGS

WITH NO EGGS

WITH NO EGGS

Adolf was here

With no eggs!!

First 😎