Toby Keith - Drunk Americans Lyrics






We ain't east, we ain't west, we ain't left, we ain't right
We ain't black, we ain't white, we just came here to drink
We're all mud flaps and 'burbans, all ball caps and turbans,
All prom queens and strippers, we're the whole kitchen sink
And in here, were the same, everyone knows your name

We just raise up our glass, we don't give a rat's ass if you're a
Democrat or republican, We're happy to be here and that you can see we're just all drunk Americans.

We ain't second ex-wives, we ain't cowboys or redskins,
Ain't preachers or kingpins, we're just having fun
We're all suits and blue collars, short orders, long haulers
Paper and plastic, too old and too young, CEO's, GED's, DUI's, FBI's, BHD's

And we raise up our glass, we don't give a rat's ass if your belly's too fat or your wallet's too thin,
We're happy to be here and that you can see we're just all drunk Americans.

La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la-a
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la-a
All drunk Americans

We've been in, we've been out, we've been cool, we've been weird
Thank God we're still here, in the land of the free
And we all sing it wrong but we all sing a-long
Sing along

We just raise up our glass, we don't give a rats ass if you're a
Democrat or republican, We're happy to be here and that you can see we're just all drunk Americans.
In these neon lights, we're all stars, we're all stripes,
And we're all drunk Americans.





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  1. A.... A....

    See Google Images of "American Genocide in Vietnam"
    See Google Images of "American Genocide in Philippines"
    See Google Images of "American Genocide against Native Americans"
    See Google Images of "American Torture in Iraq (and genocide)"

    This is the same mindset of the worst chapters in history!!
    Now they want more???

    As a consequence of YET ANOTHER WAR, how many of warmonger peoples' sons will come back home in little boxes?? Will those your mass murder overseas make Americans at home safer??

    All this to loot and STEAL other people's resources while raising taxes on the backs of working class Americans??

  2. J.... P....

    As long as you're using a DD or taking a cab home, IDGAF who you are!

  3. V.... S....

    Ever try Jack Daniel's honey whiskey dear

  4. V.... S....

    So cute dear happy new year keep smilin I love u

  5. j.... ....

    What a great song for such divided times. Trump 2020!

  6. R.... B....

    Goddamn we need more of this right now (2020)

  7. m.... ....

    The most unifying song ever!!!!
    Let's go ALL AMERICANS!

  8. J.... D....

    It Matter's Now IF your a Dem-O-Rat or NOT......

  9. S.... C....

    This song cracks me up. I live in Canada, this place is going to hell in a hand basket. Our leader doesn't care about this country, simply wants to bankrupt us and sell us out to the UN. You can say what you want about Trump, loud egotistical, prick but his policies are all about America. I agree to put your differences aside and get a long.

  10. B.... B....

    Beer for the horses.....!!!!🥃🤣

  11. J.... G....

    ☆♡♡☆♧♧!!

  12. R.... S....

    I wish i have this kind of music in my beloved Philippines. A call for unity

  13. J.... L....

    Wild video love it💓💕💋👄🤟☝️

  14. B.... ....

    I would rather have this for a national anthem.

  15. a.... h....

    I'm scared.....

  16. M.... A....

    Our country really needs this song right now!!

    M.... A....

    I am going to go glass

  17. T.... R....

    teetotalers represent

  18. R.... ....

    No thanks

  19. N.... A....

    One of my favorites!!

    My hero, my Idol Brandy Clark wrote this song.
    Y'all should check her music out!
    She has written songs for other artists like; George Strait, Kenny Rogers, Terri Clark, Reba McEntire, Toby Keith, Keith Urban, Miranda Lambert, Darius Rucker, The Band Perry, Sheryl Crow, Craig Campbell, and many more.
    Her music is more traditional country. She is the real country.

    She puts on an awesome concert.
    I got to meet and see her for the 1st time on November 17th, 2017 in Tulsa Oklahoma.
    She recognized me when I got to meet her and have my things sign by her. I actually gave her one of my songs I've written about her and she signed a hard copy of one of my songs I've written about her called "An Angel to Be My Hero".
    She also followed me on Twitter and Instagram.

    She's the sweetest person you'll ever meet in your life.
    Brandy Clark has really inspired me to write my own songs, wanting to become a country artist, tour all over the world & make my own albums.. I've also written songs about her.
    She's the reason why I get to breathe everyday..

  20. J.... R....

    I love this

  21. S.... ....

    Love your music Toby. You don't seem to preach politics in the music you make. Rather you say hey we're all drunk Americans. And God damnit that makes me proud. White, black, democrat, republican, I love all you beautiful bastards.

  22. D.... W....

    Toby Keith for prime minister of Canada. If you won't vote for him us canadians will eh . Were all in this together

  23. Z.... 0....

    WE ONLY COWBOYS SON

  24. D.... L....

    They should play this song so people will understand because this works with today

  25. M.... ....

    Unless you live in New York. Then you gotta be a Democrat or you're an evil fascist.

  26. V.... A....

    I lobe Toby Keith, have every since I heard "Should've been a cowboy", always love his talent, my request is - can we have more of this from him.

  27. H.... D....

    2:24 Is that Jimmy Buffett?

  28. R.... E....

    Happy birthday Toby Keith. Bless you my child.

  29. O.... J....

    🇺🇸

  30. B.... B....

    this sure doesn't apply to America in 2019

  31. D.... R....

    Great veido 👍 ❤️ love the veido 👍 ❤️ Toby is so cool good bless you Toby

  32. B.... H....

    we all are drunk americans !!!!!!

  33. M.... S....

    iv'e never given a thumbs down to any video before... but this one SUCKED THE BIG ONE!

  34. _.... ....

    I have had this song in my favorites for 5 YEARS and I never noticed that the horse had a beer until now...

  35. M.... B....

    20 Navy, 14 Volunteer Rescue Squad and Fire Department Wrecked/Rollover a Fire Truck Coma 7 weeks Slow Starting But Steady Running Country Boy

  36. I.... ....

    Anyone noticed in 1:57 that Jesus is the only one that didn't drink in this video. Praise Jesus!

    I.... ....

    IronMindTX on April 7th I’ll be 4 months clean with alcohol quit for personal reasons

    I.... ....

    @Musicxtu92 Good for you!

    I.... ....

    IronMindTX thanks

  37. D.... K....

    America has always been great!

  38. b.... w....

    Cheers to All !!! Land of the free !💪🏻🍻

  39. B.... R....

    I'm surprised one of Seth MacFarlane's characters from one of his adult cartoons wasn't in this music video I mean c'mon that character is American too.

  40. M.... B....

    20 yrs.Navy,then Volunteer Rescue Squad and Fire Department 14 yrs. then Wrecked /Rollover a Fire Truck. 7 weeks in a Coma. Slow Starting but Steady Running Country Boy

  41. M.... L....

    I might be late to the party for comments but dammit I'm drunk and American who wants a beer? Lol As of now if your not a liberal come have a beer 🤘🤘🤘

  42. C.... A....

    Kiss my Country Ass! I love you all! God Bless You All & Your's!

  43. g.... k....

    Someone play this at the next superbowl

  44. M.... B....

    20 Navy,then Volunteered Rescue Squad and Fire Department. Wrecked/Rollover a Fire Truck.7 weeks in a Coma Slow Starting but Steady Running Country Boy

    M.... B....

    Michael BUCHANAN why not the nba or nhl final game(s)

  45. D.... G....

    2:30 is that Clint east wood

  46. l.... ....

    this is a great song

  47. O.... A....

    I heard drunk American so I have arrived. Now pass me a beer.

  48. M.... B....

    20 Navy, 14 volunteer Rescue Squad and Fire department. Wrecked/rollover a fire truck 7 weeks in a Coma slow starting but steady running country boy

  49. C.... O....

    I love To by Kieth!!!!!!!!😍😘😊😚😙😗🤗😝😇😻😹😽😺😸👼💃💏👨‍❤‍💋‍👨👩‍❤‍💋‍👩💑👨‍❤‍👨👩‍❤‍👩💝💕💞💟💖👄💗💋💙💘💚💌💛❤💓💜💎🐼🐸🐌🕊💐🌷☘🍀🌱🌸💮🏵🌹🌺🌻🌾🌼🌿

  50. M.... B....

    After 20 in Navy then 14 Rescue (medic) and fire department wreck-rolledover a firetruck on a call 7 weeks in Coma in May 2012 I walk, Talk, balance check book but they won't answer me about driving WHY can’t I retest to drive WHY i am slow Starting but steady running

  51. J.... ....

    He makes some weird videos

  52. S.... S....

    I love Toby Keith

  53. A.... K....

    If this were the US anthem, ISIS would convert to Judaism, China would break apart, and Russia would sell nukes for vodka.

  54. G.... J....

    Here in 2018! This song could unite our divided country

  55. k.... b....

    the new statue of liberty has gone from a french arsonist to a non fire hasard babe with a drink.

  56. T.... S....

    gd damn man..this is what its all about..

  57. C.... D....

    looking past our "differences" is basically suicide, well , some differences

  58. K.... D....

    Mate ill remake this to australia cause im australian XD

  59. D.... P....

    I love my country Go USA 🇺🇸🍺🍻

  60. C.... F....

    Thanks Toby Keith & members of the band! This helps restore a little faith in humanity for me. I just heard about this song & don't really listen to music anymore. Hopefully people will stop fighting amongst ourselves with stuff that doesn't affect our lives & focus on what does & can be fixed for te better of all.

  61. R.... E....

    In the U.D.R., we love everyone. Unless you're Normanian. Then you can piss off.

  62. J.... D....

    GOOD song for the labor day weekend Toby.that One and courtesy of the Red White and blue.

  63. Z.... ....

    “In these neon lights we’re all stars we’re all stripes!”

    Goosebumps everytime. Love those lyrics.

  64. J.... H....

    pretty sure we're all white.

  65. J.... M....

    Toby Keith ur the definition of a patriot u truly love the United States of America god bless🇺🇸

  66. C.... C....

    Politicians should listen to this every morning

  67. J.... D....

    Honestly, I don’t think there is anything better than drinking to Toby Keith

  68. M.... D....

    Needed this today

  69. M.... 1....

    This is true country right here

  70. J.... L....

    Did y’all see the part where the horse drank some of the guys whiskey? Yeah, that is from beer for my horses. “Singing, whisky for my man, and beer for my horses.” Well placed Toby Edit: 2:01

  71. n.... d....

    So I'm an Englishman that just loves all of his music and this song for me has got to be one of his best hands down.

  72. J.... V....

    this will always be that song that i can kick back with a case of cold ones with. if 7 years in the army taught me anything its that we come from all creeds, colors and walks of life. no matter how much we bitch and fight with each other as a people, i love my fellow Americans. couldn't give a damn about your political leanings or lifestyle choices, people are people and thats that. so long as you love the red, white and blue as much as i do then you'll always be family.

  73. L.... C....

    This is a funny song

  74. J.... C....

    We need more songs like this

  75. G.... T....

    I will forever relate this song to the Napa Valley wildfires. I was just listening to Toby Keith and this song popped up. And eight as the song ended, my mom came into the room and told me “This is gonna be bad.” 5 fires were burning at the time. I know this sound weird, but it’s just me.

  76. s.... m....

    Where is that bar

  77. R.... '....

    2:00 beer for his horse

  78. F.... ....

    I like this song for how simple it is. Shit, yeah! If you go to bar this should be your mindset. Welcome to America everybody. Closest thing ive found to an american drinking song.

  79. m.... j....

    This song wants me to drink

  80. J.... S....

    2:25 is a reference to “Too Drunk to Karyoky”

    J.... S....

    It is carry a okie right dear

  81. R.... H....

    Is that jimmy buffet in there?

  82. t.... j....

    Damn right Toby we’re drunk americans

  83. S.... M....

    This ended all hate in merica

  84. G.... T....

    If I had a country, this would be the national anthem.




    And that's why I don't have a country ;)..................

  85. Z.... V....

    I agree, cool song; video sucks.

  86. P.... 1....

    the Michael Jackson part is funny

  87. M.... ....

    Whiskey for the guy beer for the horse xD

  88. h.... k....

    i love Toby Keith

  89. m.... ....

    Drunken America mother fucker.... Lol

  90. C.... O....

    If you don't know the 'song' at 2:00, get out

  91. l.... s....

    im not into this toby keith he is a very talented singer and songwriter but I do feel he is starting to waste his talent

  92. a.... a....

    ALL OF US ARE THE SAME WE ALL BLEED RED BLOOD WE ALL LOVE THE RED WHITE AND BLUE AND WE ALL LOVE BEER

  93. t.... b....

    america needs to listen to this song again

  94. D.... W....

    ALL DRUNK AMERICANS IN TENNESSEE

  95. J.... C....

    first I watched trailerhood and I've done something s in a trailer park pretty close. the 35 mph town which is true a d this one is right to