Tech N9ne - Klusterfuk Lyrics






I was born in november, 8th day 1971st y'all,
9 oclock in the mornin, a christian girl in kansas city gave birth y'all,
She taught the kid how to love and give all praises to our maker till the earth fall,
Then mama married a muslim when I was 12 and that transition was the worst y'all,
I converted to Islam but every once in awhile I read a bible verse y'all,
How am I to refrain from eatin pork and havin christmas when I thirst all,
All of this it was blended many religions plenty women got my shirt y'all,
At home no longer attended when I was 17 I bounced like a nerf ball,

Yeeeeah
Spit it big quick,
My day, I slay, pai mei, trick don't get a bitch hit
I'm master ip man, I'm flyin around with equipment,
Really big time and now I'm not fittin this bitch,
I'm ridin around and I'm grittin it,
To the people the people that want the evil I'm givin you, that and a couple others a KLUS-TER-FUK,
Of a brother which you discover to KRUSH-MUCKS-UP,
In the gutter cause I'm a thug and they TOUGH-JUST-STRUCK
On you MUUHFUCKAS I'll be the BLOOD BROTHA givin you LOVE FROM the SLUG if you BUG on a NIGGA,
TUG on a trigger no HUGS I'm a kiss her with GRUNGES and PLUG her with DRUGS when I give her,
DICK,
Fatherly, when I spit on these kiddies don't bother me,
In the brown and red dickies, Mahogany,
Red all over me like I hit an artery,
Fuck all of these, hypocrites, lick a dick, Just swallow me,
If you follow me and wanted to abolish me,
When I'm honestly, a straight oddity,
I'm just twisted, non-fictitious, on this wicked, shit spit it big quick,
Ready whenever machete will sever the head or be dead up in the lake or in the metal and big thick bricks,
Pucker up, suck this nutter butter gutter slut,
If you wonder what is uttered this is KLUSTERFUK,
Ever seen a nigga with hella followers and they love a nigga so much he be wantin to tell them to kill,
HA HA HA HA HAAAA, and they will,
So ya better watch that, no this ain't a shock tactic got that bit down to the grill,
Heheheheheheheeeeh, WAY REAL,
I got the shit that get the crowd jumpin,
My shit a lotta thumpin silly just like a DRUNKEN MONKEY,
Nigga we PUNKIN FLUNKIES,
Killa we KRUNK N FUNKY,
Uhh... PUMPING CHUNKY,
Uhh... BOOTY BITCHES IN THE BUNK WITH A DONKEY EH!
Crazy, I might be way in my psyche laid as a bright p.a
Playin, they wanna fight me, they don't really like me, they gonna not replay,
Yeah I'm good and a little bit of evil,
Inside of me, they about equal,
Call it a bust, when I'm all in a rut,
I'm a Klusterfuk, nigga y'all are just

FECAL,
Growin up low enough, musta sucked
PEOPLE,
Call me what? call me a Klusterfuk,
FECAL,
Growin up low enough, musta sucked
PEOPLE,
Call me what? call me a Klusterfuk,

Talk about growin up fucked up, I grew up with a mentally ill mother, so it's no wonder that I'm slightly askew,
Her fanatical religious views had me sittin in pews 8 days a week, and because of that me and God didn't speak for a while,
Now I crack a smile when asked my religious preference,
I utter a Tech N9ne reference replyin, I'm a KLUSTERFUK,
I mixed up all the stuff religion that had to offer, boiled it in my cauldron till the bullshit burned off it,
All that was left was love, I can't say I always rise above the trivial shit in my life cause I don't,
Sometimes my ego won't allow me to walk away, if you know what I'm sayin,
I've done a lot of drugs, shit, I've done a lot of thugs, but in the end,
As long as I'm aligned with love, I KNOW I'm livin righteous,

By a landslide my energy,
Will kill a man why try mimic me,
Cause the fans tied identically,
Love it when the fans buy my memories,
By a landslide my energy,
Will kill a man why try mimic me,
Cause the fans tied identically,
Love it when the fans buy my memories,
By a landslide my energy, (Growin up low enough, musta sucked)
Will kill a man why try mimic me,
Cause the fans tied identically, (Call me what? call me a Klusterfuk)
Love it when the fans buy my memories,
By a landslide my energy, (Growin up low enough, musta sucked)
Will kill a man why try mimic me,
Cause the fans tied identically, (Call me what? call me a Klusterfuk)
Love it when the fans buy my memories





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  1. T.... G....

    I'm stil banging 2020

  2. D.... ....

    we have the same birthday
    my nigga

  3. F.... -....

    2020 in tha hizzy

  4. t.... k....

    We need a part 2 of this ep I swear

  5. J.... W....

    Still banging this song 2020

  6. I.... B....

    Go check out the video for Third Eye Red https://youtu.be/u8BwNfAjQIE

  7. C.... P....

    2020 anyone?🙏🏻

  8. G.... n....

    How the fuck have I never heard this?

  9. E.... H....

    This dedicated to my J.B he definitely a kluster fuck and a prick dick.. and I love him the way he is. ..😍

  10. C.... C....

    Growin up low enough must of sucked!!!!!

  11. C.... K....

    Still remember the first time hearing this my brother showed me I was like 12 haha

  12. J.... K....

    FUK'N LOVE THIS SONG!!!

  13. C.... T....

    Fatherly when I spit on these kiddies don't bother me 🎵

  14. M.... H....

    I was burning a chocolate flavor blunt while listening to this 🔥 damn murderous song

  15. A.... J....

    He said, “Pucker up, suck this nutter butter gutter slut” lol, that’s amazing.

  16. e.... m....

    Whoop whoop fr

  17. D.... V....

    Still bump this shit

  18. r.... U....

    🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

  19. C.... ....

    Dope song and beat but to short. Cmon Tech

  20. L.... a....

    Happy birthday to a freaking legend !!

  21. D.... W....

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TECH

  22. N.... R....

    strange music forever

  23. R.... S....

    LOVE ♥️

  24. R.... C....

    Sagittarius SERPENTINE FIRE
    Enoch

  25. l.... s....

    I hope he plays this at red rocks . Almost here 😁😁

  26. T.... T....

    2019. Hala dinliyorum

  27. M.... B....

    6688846993!!
    WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?!!

  28. B.... B....

    I'm still not sure how tech doesn't have 100s of millions of views considering he has some of the most loyal fans.

  29. D.... V....

    Dam that Chick thoe yanno what I'm sayn..

  30. F.... V....

    you can call me the fix you can't get over

  31. I.... M....

    Underground rap makes a mass shooter. Tell me im wrong...ill give u a fist bump. Mmm

  32. S.... J....

    💯💯💯💯💯

  33. G.... M....

    Klusterfuk is tough♥️🎱♦️💎♣️🎶♠️🎰🃏🎲♟🎬🎥

  34. M.... D....

    Who banging in 2019 but been banging since its release???

    M.... D....

    🙋.. ^S^

    M.... D....

    Hopefully everyone;)

    M.... D....

    Shit it's bumpin' in 2020 with me. Always gonna be a banger in my mind.

    M.... D....

    Ya already know

    M.... D....

    whoop whoop!!

  35. K.... V....

    Best Rapper, dead and alive!

  36. R.... s....

    2019. I love Tech energy if I'm havin a hard morning I listen to Tech n switch my mind up positive vibes

  37. H.... G....

    Nigga y'all is just fecal...!!!!

  38. K.... ....

    Mexijew feelin you.

    Listening to you in 2019... an knowin the struggle

    Klusterfuck as long as I live

  39. J.... C....

    Just woke up and this intro was playing in my dreams... lol

  40. J.... E....

    2019 and beyond

  41. K.... S....

    Tech ni9e spits bullets ....literally

  42. B.... C....

    Still fucking here stay smooth klusterfuck

  43. c.... ....

    Face the truth than move along...so they say... hugs an love sad ppl! N9na

  44. A.... ....

    Flusterkuk!!!!! TwennyN9NEtean ^S^

  45. N.... 5....

    This is a fucking masterpiece. Nuff said.

  46. J.... M....

    2019 still a Banger!

  47. M.... R....

    🤘2019🤘

  48. D.... C....

    Tech nine I have a shirt and it says tech n9ne 4 ever

  49. T.... K....

    2019 🤘. Sad sack shits gap it. Sick of seeing that shit along side music. hiding in the comments. Pick your balls up and ride high 🤘🤘🤘🖕🖕🖕👊👊👊😒🤔😁😬😡😂

  50. P.... R....

    growing up, low enough, must of sucked! call me what? call me a, Klusterfuck!!

  51. S.... G....

    Shit was ku till the guts started too spew💀👋😬shut the fuck up n rap bitch nicth

  52. S.... B....

    The memories ❤️

  53. f.... c....

    Every day is a kluster fuck but I keep 100 and rock my red nose

  54. �.... �....

    Tech MURKED it.

  55. h.... v....

    Dead ass 2019 and I’m still bumping this shit

  56. M.... M....

    Love it 8 days a week!

  57. I.... ....

    2019 still going hard

  58. M.... C....

    HagahHaha

  59. M.... C....

    Do what you want to do every thing you want to do and Fuck them and there ways to try to manipulate and control.

  60. M.... C....

    Fuck religion.

  61. M.... C....

    Fuck religion

  62. L.... ....

    Oh u muhfuckas I b the blood brotha giving you love from a slug if u bug on a nigga

  63. L.... ....

    Ever seen a nigga with hella followers he be wantin to tell them to kiiiiiiiillllllllll hehehahahehehahahehehahahehehahaha and they will!

  64. L.... M....

    2019 anyone? Falling back on some college bangers back in 2013

  65. R.... O....

    Anyone here in 2019?

  66. H.... L....

    2019 🔥🔥🔥

  67. G.... ....

    I loved this song all way back in my sophomore year of highschool back in 2012 - 2013. Finally listening to it again. It reminds me how far I have come and motivates me for the future.

  68. S.... B....

    Klusterfuk nation come together

  69. P.... R....

    Bill Burr come lick my ass u fuckin f for family ass muncher

  70. P.... R....

    I just go with the flow

  71. M.... C....

    2019 yall

  72. c.... r....

    2/6/19 tomorrow is my bday bumpn tech today tomorrow &forever an always

  73. A.... D....

    Cardi B copied the tempo of this song hardcore for her own song

  74. G.... ....

    2019 🤔👍🏻

  75. M.... R....

    Muslim fucked up TechN9ne!!!

  76. H.... A....

    Spit a bit quik...





    DIcK!

  77. K.... H....

    Microwave wood designs

  78. d.... w....

    2019 anyone

  79. J.... P....

    Yeap year yeah here listen klusterfuk know I hord like a hore the world minerals inside me my oh uh I buy memory like as teacher was tought to he. Beer bear pear balls fit fix X pause

    J.... P....

    Wanta hear me talk strange manie like the guy said bling blank like the gun spread butter to toast bread to feed fuck with his meal red noise know Fed's comicly comic need shooting star riddle me to talk well memory

    J.... P....

    Remember me

  80. S.... D....

    2019 still bumpin

  81. A.... S....

    2019 #StrangeMusic (^S^)

  82. P.... H....

    2019 checking in

  83. A.... W....

    Straight fire

  84. E.... G....

    2019 anyone?

  85. M.... G....

    Bringing in the mothafuckin New year with this jam! 2k19 baby 602 PHX AZ we in here baby

  86. T.... B....

    He opened with this back in may in Charlotte, nc, my very first concert got to meet him, king iso, joey cool, just juice, and krizz kaliko the best night of my life

  87. C.... H....

    Holy shitake mushrooms I share the same birthday as tech! Yay November babies!

  88. J.... H....

    This is still one of my favs going into 2019 ❤️