Tankard - Son Of A Fridge Lyrics
An icy wind blew the day I was born
The snow fell heavily, my hopes all seemed forlorn
They threw my life into a chilling cold world
Devoid of chances, still the wheel of fortune twirled
I will fight till the day that I die!
They say I'm in a jam now
I say: life's no apple pie!
Mama - a nasty moll
Daddy was a ham-acting clod
Caught up in a mental deep-freeze
I surely had to beat the odds!
Wanna be the top banana
Now I'm just a rotten egg
For your crumbs I'll never beg
Desperate - what could I do?
Found that switch deep inside 'o my soul
One flick shifts my condition
Alters me from prey to cool
That's why they call me
A Son of a fridge
Father's a freak and
My mother a bitch
Don' mess around with
The Son of a fridge
Weird as a freak and
As mean as a bitch
Cheese it! You bloody fool!
Stand aside or I'll flick the switch
You're a beer short to a six-pack
Don't mess with the son of a fridge
Hey, girl! You look so cute!
You break my heart and I can't resist
Why do you turn away now?
Tell me why do you look so pissed?
'Cause I am the top banana
Surely I'm a rotten egg
Cut the mustard, I'm the big cheese
For your crumbs I'll never beg
Freeze you! I press the key
I start trembling then I cease to move
Feels like a god-damn brain-freeze
Tricked myself, me nerdy goof
That's why they call me
A Son of a fridge
Father's a freak and
My mother a bitch
Don' mess around with
The Son of a fridge
Weird as a freak and
As mean as a bitch
That's why they call me
A Son of a fridge
Father's a freak and
My mother a bitch
Don' mess around with
The Son of a fridge
Weird as a freak and
As mean as a bitch
Other Lyrics by Artist
- Tankard - Hyperthermia
- Tankard - We Still Drink The Old Ways
- Tankard - Ice-olation
- Tankard - Beyond The Pubyard
- Tankard - Fistful Of Love
- Tankard - Alien Revenge
- Tankard - Dead Men Drinking
- Tankard - Endless Pleasure
- Tankard - The Horde
- Tankard - Die With A Beer In Your Hand
- Tankard - Forsaken World
- Tankard - Rockstars No. 1
- Tankard - Stay Thirsty!
- Tankard - Deposit Pirates
- Tankard - Octane Warriors
- Tankard - Shaken Not Stirred
- Tankard - Dirty Digger
- Tankard - Metaltometal
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Tankard Son Of A Fridge Comments
TANKARD !
These guys are underrated
BEST song I've ever heard from them.
Yeah, Tankard still have the touch! And even if they didn't, they would still be an EPIC thrash band due to their enormous output of quality thrash over 30 years. TANKARD!!! Thanks for posting.
probably the best when all is said and done.
Year 2012 is year of Metal indeed :D a lot great albums by old school bands :)))
YEAAAAAAH