Steel Panther - Sexy Santa Lyrics
Ho ho ho!
Santa´s gettin´ ripped and he´s lost some weight
He´s on a low-carb diet and he´s lookin´ great
He´s got a sack full of rubbers and you better believe
He delievers the sexy and he never fails
The rest of the year he works at Chippendales!.
Sexy sexy santa
He´s got a bitchin´ sled and some rock-hard abs
Sexy sexy santa
He knows you´ve been naughty cuz he´s keepin´ tabs!
In the back of his sleigh he´s got some hoe hoe hoe´s
He traded little Prancer for an exotic dancer
Yeah, you can see his North Pole if you look at his pants-a!
He´s got a bitchin´ red suit and he´s totally buff
He´ll come to your house if you got a stocking to stuff!
Sexy sexy santa
He´s kissin´ girls under the camel toe
Sexy sexy santa
The elves are all horny and they´re snortin´ blow
Sexy sexy santa
Its the UK, USA, Brazil and Japan
Sexy sexy santa
Makin´ love to every Chirstmas-lovin´ woman and man! Suck it!
Yeah, he´s spreadin´ Christmas cheer
To the Scrooges and the Grinches
Here´s your log, its a chubby eleven inches!
Naked on his reindeer pounding some booze
Makin´ love to Christians and renegade Jews!
He´s got a calander but only one day has an ´X´
That leaves 364 days for sex!
Sexy sexy santa
More cushin for the pushin´ gonna plough you all night!
Sexy sexy santa
He´s hot but he used to be a big fat cow!
Sexy sexy santa
All the little girls wanna sit on his lap
Sexy sexy santa
Get ´em riled up so they get free crap
Wow! Little girl you wanna get some Christmas inside of you tonight?
Other Lyrics by Artist
- Steel Panther - The Stocking Song
- Steel Panther - I Got What You Want
- Steel Panther - Wasted Too Much Time
- Steel Panther - Pussy Ain't Free
- Steel Panther - Now The Fun Starts
- Steel Panther - Wrong Side Of The Tracks (Out In Beverly Hills)
- Steel Panther - That's When You Came In
- Steel Panther - Poontang Boomerang
- Steel Panther - Anything Goes
- Steel Panther - Goin' In The Backdoor
- Steel Panther - She's On The Rag (Alternate Version)
- Steel Panther - She's On The Rag
- Steel Panther - If I Was The King
- Steel Panther - You're Beautiful When You Don't Talk
- Steel Panther - B.V.S.
- Steel Panther - Fucking My Heart In The Ass
- Steel Panther - Walk Of Shame
- Steel Panther - She's Tight
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Steel Panther Sexy Santa Comments
Awesome name Dude:)
Why this song isnt on spotify:( still the best christmass song evah
Listen to this every Christmas I love it.
It's about time to start hanging up the cameltoe
“Kissing girls under the camel toe”........gets me every time!!!
Christmas '19 Santa is still sexy!
Yes I played this on Xmas day, fuck yes Steel panther 🤘🏻
GREATEST FUCKIN' BAND EVER!!!!
best christmas song
It's the time of year where I play this at work. Some of my co-workers like. Others I can't tell. Well they have no choice I control the bluetooth speaker while I'm at work so they hear it whether they like it or not. Just have to be sure to turn it down when when open the doors for customers.
this is fucking amazing. Where is it from?
Their Feel the Steel album
@sho942000 its not on my version. Lucky guy
this is why Led Zep retired, they couldn't compete with this kind of power.
Steel Panther so needs to release a Christmas album.
The elves are all horny and their snorting blow
best christmas song ever
BEST CHRISTMAS SONG EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Kama Sutra (c. 0300) was written while St. Nicholas (c. 0270-0340) was alive. Might as well mention that here.
Best X-MAS SONG EVER! KISS LOVE GUN AT THE END!!!!!
LMFAO He got a sack full of rubbers!!!!!!
ho ho hos
so what did tiny tim get
+Sam Noneofyourbisnus ho ho hos lol
they kick ass live
Eggnog dripping from his firehose lolololmfao
This is fucking awesome!!!!
My favourite Christmas song X
Sooooo glad to have found this! Big SP fan here!
Fuck yeah! This may be the best christmas song i found aha
I've requested this for my work Xmas do this year.. We'll see how that goes ha!
I add it to tradicionall Marilyn Manson's "Personal Jesus", Alice Cooper "Santa Claus Is Comming To Town" and the others songs on my metal (and, to be honest, ateist) playlist for all Christmes. Sexy Santa for naugty girls. ^^
@Ladyrock Dethhart you mean atheist right?
Yeah, sorry. I'm actually Polish so sometimes I make some little mistakes in English.
sexy sexy santa! anyone can tell that they ripped off naughty naughty by danger danger hahahahahahahahahaha oh wow who gives a shit steel panther fuckin rules
He'll come to your house if you got a stockin to stuff
I woke up in the middle of the night last night and found my mom licking eggnog from Santa's firehose. Oh what a laugh it would have been if Daddy had only seen...
Merry Christmas Motherfuckers!!
Merry Christmas to all!! \m/
Merry Xmas for everyone!
Eso fue lo que me dijo tu mama anoche en la cama😘
Heard this on the Rock Channel driving home and just had to hear it again. Thanks for uploading.
@David Jensen wait .. on the radio ... was it censored
Sorry for the late reply man. It was the full thing. I was surprised about that too!
Marry XXXMass everyone =})
@guldrev: This band is basically a parody, they're not to be taken seriously. They don't take themselves seriously at all. It's all in good fun. and their music rocks.
Because no one heard about steel panther, 80% of metallica crowd are just people that know 3 songs
More people think Metallica are better which is why they're bigger.
I wonder why your dad didn't pull out!
Wonder how long it took to find 4 transexuals to start a band with!
had to sit through a mariah carey advert to watch this :/ but was so worth it
It's so awesome to find a Steel Panther song that I hadn't heard!
depends on their lyrics...awesome instrumental but the lyrics are more comical, so they wont be taken seriously
It's awesome! but you also have to watch 12 Days of Christmas from Steel Panther!
i agree! stupid as hell :P
and you are stupid
Quality tune! This has to be number 1!
This is the worst song I've ever heard
I about crashed my car I was laughing so hard when this came on the radio tonight. Friggin awesome.
Its actually awesome to see everyone sharing my page about getting them to No.1 thanks everyone:) <3
thanks for sharing my page buddy:)
i like steel panther but they wont be bigger than slayer
Get on facebook, look up Help get Steel Panther's Sexy Santa to this year's Christmas No1 2012, then like it and share it folks!!!!
Help get Steel Panther's "Sexy Santa" to this year's Christmas No.1 2012
everybody needs to buy this shit!!! get em to number one!
69 likes yes!!!
steel panther knows what the fuck is up
Merry chrismas guys! this is my gift to you!:D my holiday song!
Steel Panther will be bigger then the Big 4, mark my words!
WTF its soo messed up but good
@MrJoshuavincent and you suck
these dudes look like chicks. lol
Thank you, thank you for uploading this song. Its not christmas without Steel Panther.