Stauber, Jack - Oh Klahoma Lyrics
Set the phases to rot
What has got you distraught?
It's negative attention at best
But call it nothing
Maybe its something, do a little bit, a little bit
It's all about ascension, I guess
Don't put me to rest
Go on and hand me your clothes
Take a picture or two
I can see you
Tears falling down at the party
Fears! Tell me fears! Don't get me started
I get a little grey hair for every scare you share
Those aren't meant to bend
No, those aren't meant to bend
Those aren't meant to bend
No, those aren't meant to bend
I hear your eyes
And I see those cries
I hear those eyes
And I see those cries
I can't be the only one who hears you
Tears falling down at the party
Saddest little baby in the room
Fears! Tell me fears! Don't get me started
I get a little gray hair for every scare you share
Those aren't meant to bend
No, those aren't meant to bend
Those aren't mean to bend
No, those aren't meant to bend
Tears falling down at the party
Saddest little baby in my eye
Fears! Tell me fears! Don't get me started
I might die
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Stauber, Jack Oh Klahoma Comments
Me, when my weird knees bend backwards during recess, pained, and at the top of my lungs while screaming: TH OSE AREN T MEAN T TO BEN D
(Give it a little listen) we could turn the lights off *keep it going in comments*
sun tan
Kid: breaks neck
The parents: 1:42
lyrics:
Set the phasers to rot
What has got you distraught?
It's negative attention at best
But call it nothing
Maybe it's something, a little bit, a little bit
Maybe it's something to do a little bit
It's all about ascension, I guess
Don't put me to rest
Go on and hand me your clothes
(O-oh, here you go)
Take a picture or two
(Two or three?)
I can see you
(Oh)
Tears falling down at the party
Saddest little baby in the room
Fears, tell me fears, don't get me started
I get a little grey hair for every scare you share
Those aren't meant to bend
No, those aren't meant to bend
Those aren't meant to bend
No, those aren't meant to bend
I hear your eyes and I see those cries
I hear those eyes and I see those cries
I can't be the only one who hears you
Tears falling down at the party
Saddest little baby in the room
Fears, tell me fears, don't get me started
I get a little grey hair for every scare you share
Those aren't meant to bend
No, those aren't meant to bend
Those aren't meant to bend
No, those aren't meant to bend
Tears falling down at the party
Saddest little baby in my eye
Fears, tell me fears, don't get me started
I might die
Bro your hand writing is good
Dude my sister just shared your videos with me and I have to say you freaking rock man! This song is stuck in my head now! Those arnt meant to bend.... no no no those arnt meant to bend
I was play this song at my brother's last football game and it put me the tires knowing that I will never see my big bro football ever again
i love those eerie sounds like, that he does at song breaks and it just adds so much of a genre to the song
i cant be the only one who hears ed from ed edd and eddy at the "i get a little grey hair" part
SCP 173: *Snapping people's neck*
Jack: Those aren't meant to bend
Me: ....
Hair:....
Me:Boo
Grey Hair: why
Me: breaks my wrist *
Jack Stauber: *tHoSe ArEnT mEaNt To BeNd*
tbh the written lyrics sems more *a u t h e n t i c*
who came from tiktok?
tears falling down at the party
tears: ☹️
I got addicted to this song.
here a replay bros. 0:00 . also I hear your eyes so if you cry I will find you and hug you
-Oh Klahoma= Exist-
Director: Illogical things to sing about?
Jack Stauber:
*yes*
I thought it was "oh Oklahoma"
r/boneappletea
r/woooosh
Did you just woosh yourself
@meme therapist maybe.
ballora: *does spider bend*
jack stauber: *nervously sweating* ThOsE aReNt MeNt To BeNd
dekusacutebeanOWO xxx oop your name
@▽SomudaiX▽ oop ur pfp lmao love it
Me: *Bending my fingers in odd ways since im double jointed*
Jack Stauber: _shaking_ "thoSE AREN'T MEANT TO BEND."
GO ON AND HAND ME YOUR CLOTHES
Me: *has a bunch of disturbing fun facts *
My friends, terrified yet intrigued: FEARS! Tell me! FEARS!
You, reacting to how I changed the joke instead of going with the rest of the comment section: tHoSe ArEn'T mEaNt To BeNd...
No one:
Some guy's gf:
1:05
There's something so bittersweet about this song that pulls me in
i love jack and his songs sm
I like this song
like, I was only listening to it bc my friend whom I'm basically in love with but doesn't know bc I'm a fucking idiot
likes it
but i legitimately like it now
0:15 the captions be like [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music
You have pretty handwriting,, ngl
0:03
I wanna see Jack making that sound-
I love Jack stulber his music is soogood
i just frickin love these goddamn songs cuz Jack is his own damn genre and it’s just so swEET and omfg and I somehow can really just group his songs to sum memories and like chill night and Polaroid pics and like friends and sunsets and doNT YOU DARE TELL ME IM WRONG
Tears? Falling down
Little baby? Saddest
Hotel? Trivago
The mgmt kids vibe i feel here.
Jack Stauber is ma shildhood
But why is it oh klahoma?
*when you actually live in oklahoma*
Magic happened!. *im understanding what he is saying without lyrics*
You deserve a award for your achievement
Anything that rhymes:
Jack: HehEhEheHe CoM3 H3r3
me, doing the wryyyyy pose:
my spine: ~~~~~
t h o s e a r e n ‘ t m e a n t t o b e n d
i like ur handwriting
me, at lunch, bending the forks and spoons and making random sculptures out of them:
teacher: ThOsE aRenT meAnT tO BEnD!
This song:
Double jointed people: *makes fingers bend and dance*
this comment is me
high key кино vibes
1:38
When I saw my sister do a back bend for the first time
*"I hear your eyes."*
The hell?!
ever like- scratch your butt. and sniff it. and you're just like *ew*
deers falling down at the party
My sis: breaking my pencils
Me: *_THOSE ARENT MEANT TO FRIGGIN BEND-_*
who actually lives in Oklahoma, me
This video is a year ago today 👏
No one:
Everyone: (Those aren’t meant to bend joke)
O21O.COM VERY NICE MUSIC - GOOD LUCK !
Me looking back at the anatomy in my old drawing:
Those aren’t meant to bend
I randomly heard this on Spotify is this not satire?
This exactly a year ago today
1 year pog
Maybe Jack stayed up til 5 am for no reason to make this but I honestly think that this song about two lovers,of wich one died and some random friend is trying to help the one who's alive trough deppresion and suicide,the party being the burial,the whole intro part being like,"call it nothing" but the "victim" is like "maybe its something.."
I am dumb, nevermind,Jack likes to make songs with no meaning and I guess I forgot that,Im way too fucking dramatic.
When you thought you were free of that vulture eye but the police decide to stay for a chat: 2:05
Jack Stauber's songs are mostly used in animation memes and literally are my stress relievers.
when you realize this is a song about jack stauber kidnapping and r*ping and proceeding to attempt at breaking the bones of some child, but the child has no bones for some reason so their limbs bend-
still love this song
Hiyoulittle IDIOT wtf
mate where did you get this from
Another reposted jack song that gets 20 times more views for someone else
OKLAHOMA WHERE THE WILL COMES SWE- oh....nevermind
https://gyazo.com/a216453428b4a286dc8679ac68b51a4e
the only way to explain his music is chill
this gives me end of the f world vibes.
Why does this sound like a madmans song?
I like this
Me when I get the glowbands at the school disco: those -aren't- ARE meant to bend
Jack stauber is legend
my mans dont even know how to spell oklahoma smh
Me: hey babe look what i can do with my dick!
My boyfriend: 1:36
Heard this from a JoJo post 😁 nigga balls!!
Every time I hear this I think of Tokyo ghoul
*My man* 👊
This song is so enchantingly beautiful and I literally love it so much. Jack Stauber is such a good artist. His lyrics are so open to interpretations that hold a thousand meanings.
What is it with his songs? They bring nostalgia for some reason...I love his songs, don't get me wrong though.
I thought it was "bowls aren't meant to bend" HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
God danm...
Does anyone listen to these songs just to vibe out? Like, my life is perfectly fine, im not edgy or depressed but the song just sounds nice. I don't read into the lyrics either, I just chill out to the tunes.
They meant that the words were on ze screen
i listen to dis when i get sad a bit
the comments cheered me up lol i was cracking up by reading some of them
Jack stauber: *sings gibberish about divorce and deperession*
14 year old girls: ...
Billie Ellish: *sings gibberish about being a bad guy*
14 year old girls: OMG OMG OMG DEEP
"go on and hand me your clothes. Take a picture or two. I can see you."
Me: Mia Khalifa? Po-r-n stars?
1.25x sound so fucking gooood bro
0:48 + 2x = the anxiety that the voice in my head gives off when I'm the first one to turn in a test
Jack stauber is like the friggn king of aesthetic music (sometimes) pls don't attack meh qwq
it’s so weird but i love it 🥺💕