Stauber, Jack - If I Had A Tiny Mouth Lyrics

He looks like Billy but older

This make me remember an old story i once heard:

"Long ago, in a land far away, lived two boys. The first one had a very wide mouth, so everybody call him the boy with the big mouth, and the second one had very wide eyes, so everybody call him the boy with big eyes. They were both very poor, but one day a demon shows up. << Let's trade! let's make a trade! >> said the demon . << No. I won't >> said the boy with big eyes.<< That's fine, let's trade >> said the boy with the big mouth. The flower garden of the boy with a big mouth blossomed. The boy with the big eyes was soo poor that he was constantly hungry. The boy with the big mouth was endlessly happy, his stomach was full of ripe fruit every day. But the boy with the big mouth didn't realize that his flower garden was withering. When his garden wouldn't bloom again, the boy with the big mouth opened his mouth and cried: << I shouldn't have made a trade with that demon! >>. The boy with the big eyes was so hungry he was about to die. Large tears pound from his big eyes, and with a soft voice he was rambling: << I should have made the trade with that demon... >>

niggas be like:

it’s like bill wurtz

but worse

i love it

Me and the girl I thought I’d spend the rest of my life with used to sing this to each other and laugh as we’d try and kiss one another’s eyelashes.

Though she’s not in my life anymore, I’m still able to look back at this video and smile. That makes me happy.

*E X T E N D T I M E*

i'd do the same

2020? Lol iam still watching this I love it <3

this is so pleasant

Send this to your crush w/ no context

No one:
Indian men: 0:00

What drug / drugs are you on, Jack? I really gotta get some.

I really hate this

this is an LSD version of bill wurtz

i sent this to my boyfriend and now he is utterly confused

*This video can cure depression*

I like how this is just very oddly romantic.

11 seconds that I can never get back

informitive

To succ yo pp

*whispers* little bitsss

So cute

but with his big mouth when he speaks,,,!! is so adorable!!

ok jack

Lil' biiiits

Why does this make me absolutely die laughing

That's how I got conjunctivitis

WTF 0-0 BUT WHAT THE HECK I LOVE IT

The man looks upset in the beginning, before he speaks. When he says *"uhm..."* he looked sad. You can tell us man, we won't laugh.

Jack stauber just brought that one second dream you were dreaming before you fall off the bed

Mini Ladd anyone

you are precious , virtual stranger, but i have too many eye lashes

This distracted me from world war 3 #2030

I love the aesthetic of these videos. It amazes me you can make videos that feel nostalgic to something that never happened.

Tiktok really loves this guy and so do I

89 roughly 147 to go

(In dedication ihoot03 and Gilbert)

My ex sent me this when we were dating
I miss him

I thought it said “I’d kiss every on the shoulder I” XD

Who else thinks this is oddly cute?

Edit::)

So apparently I didn’t already watch this and afterwards I feel like I saw this in a dream???

dont kiss my eyelashes please

Thank you

This was made on my 11th birthday 🎂 and my 13 birthday is comeing up🎂

Why does everyone think this video is innocent and cute and touching?! It's f*cking HELLSPAWN!!

This is beautiful wtf

This is somehow both mentally and physically gay

Miniladd disliked this

What did i just witness...?

What genre is this unironically

*Jack Stauber*

This is an odd way to ask someone out. I’m tempted to try it.

Doctor: you have elven seconds left to live

Me: *watches this video*

Why is the best so good tho

I showed this to my mom and now she won’t stop playing it-

She loves it for some odd reason

Mini Ladd brought me here

I’m scared and confused

I am both disturbed and aroused

You have a problem

0:04 me shrinking the giant mouth i have in spore

Some weird shit

Jokes on you, I already have a tiny mouth.

*ok what the fuck*

Oh, ok.

I wish this was a song oop 😔

the "um" was so cute LOLOL

87 down roughly 147 to go

(In dedication to Gilbery Arevalo the one who walk before me)

the end is near I have a deep connection to finding your comments now

89 down roughly 147 to go. (50 was counted twice. He made it to 80 which was actually 81)

( In dedication to Ihoot03 and then to Gilbert Arevalo : the ones who walked before me. )

Fixed it*

I see now that it is my turn to walk. Rest now.

Is there a full version?

this so random




I like it 👍

Me @ my fiance

Dude are you mentally okay?

I remember this was my first contact with jack stauber

Thank you YouTube haiku for showing me this masterpiece when it only had 1.1 k views.

I'd kiss every eyelash on your eye

if i had a tiny mouth

This is oddly sweet

I start my day with this track.

Finally I have found a use to my baby-tiny mouth.

This makes me want to cry. Me and one of my best friends would always sing this to each other but now I’m switching schools and I’m just sad.

I love how short it is

I wish I had a big one 😏😏😏😏

This is the best pickup line I've ever heard

This is it... things what made me fall down the hole that is known only as Jack Stauber....

I thought it was tiny mouse

Enough said

That's hot.

unexpectedly cute

I had monocolosis while watching this the first time

this video is so innocent

*kisses eyelash with tiny mouth*
*accidently sucks her eyelashes off*
O_o

*I’m so confused on how he comes up with these*

.....okay then

I thought it's 'dirty mind'...

Why did I think it's cute

You have to set goals