Starbomb - Rap Battle: Ryu Vs. Ken Lyrics
[Intro:]
[Egoraptor:] Hey, Ken
[Danny Sexbang:] What's up, Ryu?
[Ego:] You know I think you're a fucking dick right?
[Dan:] Yeah?
[Dan:] Okay
[Ego:] Do you think you can stop eating penis long enough to do that?
[Dan:] Probably
[Ego:] Alright, let's do this!
[Ego:] Round 1! Rap!
[Egoraptor:]
Fuck you, Ken, you're such a little fucking bitch
I'm gonna break your fucking spine in half and throw you in a ditch
So I can shoot a load of Hadouken all over your face
I'll break your glass jaw like it was made of fucking straw, man
Shredding you up worse than Vega fapping with his claw hand
Cammy and Chun-Li don't think you're sexy at all
They're both coming home with me, one for each of my balls
Like the bonus round car your ass is getting destroyed
My cock is more swollen than Zangief's thyroid
Your dick's three inches hard, I'm working with a soft ten
So what you got to motherfucking say to me, Ken?
[Danny Sexbang:]
I really don't appreciate those things that you just said
I was raised to respect others, and sometimes words can be hurtful
And I just, I, I just think that maybe—
Yo, an apology is in order
[Ego:] Round 2! Rap!
[Egoraptor:]
It's my honest suspicion
You're gonna want a physician
Only morticians are the one to help your future condition
Cause me whooping on your ass is a time honored tradition
So now I'll do it even faster in the Turbo edition
Watch your back, bitch, I'm gonna make you scream
My dick shoots farther than the arm of Dhalsim
Just like Sagat's chest, you're gonna need a skin graft
Now, please enjoy the tart, tangy taste of my shaft
My rhymes are fat like the sumo E. Honda
I'm the king of dick jungle with my giant anaconda
Harness my Chi to beat your ass with a Dao
So what you got to motherfucking say to me now?
[Dan:]
Alright, two can play at this game, dick-penis man
Can you lose to me in a rap battle? Sure you can ["Shoryuken"]!
[Ego:] Hadouken!
[Dan:] You have proven that you are the best
You have Hadouken'd a giant hole in my chest
[Outro:]
[Ego:] Hey, you did it! You rhymed on beat!
[Dan:] Oh yeah, cool!
[Ego:] Yeah, great job, man! I knew you could do it
[Dan:] Thank you so much, I-I, I appreciate it
[Ego:] Tatsumaki Senpukyaku!
[Dan:] My scrotums...
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Starbomb Rap Battle: Ryu Vs. Ken Comments
This is so ironic Ken was raised in the city and its clear he likes girls but Ryu is only interested in guys with big muscles and he wants to fist them so Ken should be the one rapping
Spazkid's animations are very weird. I have no clue what im looking at yet it makes me so horny, like wtf.
This rap is funny lol
If this were character accurate the battle would be the other way XD.
Basically every one of Ryus lines is a little kid on Xbox live call of duty modern warfare
I just think it would b great to actually meet Arin and Dan about now
The face your mum gives you when you know you messed up 1:41
i dont know why people think this battle is one sided
ken had a pretty killer verse there
Best street fighter pun ive ever heard.
Dis good
Wow Cory wasn’t kidding about improving as the video goes on
Everybody gangsta till Ryu starts speaking Minecraft Enchantment Table
ryus rival isn't ken right
"Dick penis man" FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Ken was always just a lame ryu
*when you find out you can do ryu's part easy* How the hell can i do this
Ken won
1:41 what your mom looks like when you tell a lie
Oh no mario and luigi fighting over peach flashbacks
I want porn of the mortician girl
Me vs anyone in a rap battle should be the title
I love the beginning of the rap, ryu instantly says "fuck you ken, your such a little fucking bitch" lmao
Why cammy has a blue suit
Plus I always thought Sakura was a transdress
I like how spaz kid draws women 😝
Dam. This is amazing!
1:05 Please somebody tell me where Arin says this on Game Grumps
I died inside after hearing 1:59 to 2:01. My scrotums!
The auto generated captions are insane.
Ryu goes crazy af at maximum speed
This song at 0.75 speed is weird
Given Ryu's second verse, you'd almost think that Arin doesn't know that Ken and Ryu have fought 3 times, in Street Fighter canon, with Ken winning 2 of them. (One of Ken's wins had him defeat Ryu, after Ryu fully embraced the Satsui-no-Hado.)
Per Street Fighter canon, Ken is a far better fighter than Ryu.
oh dang dude u taught me something today that's so weird everybody i know always has the idea that ken issa bitch
Well I thought they were doing that for fun instead of that. Plus it could be what fans kept asking, ken or ryu being better with/without canon
Ryu= me Ken= any of my enemies
Ken won.
A question friend what is the program you used?
Ken:
"Two can play at that game, dick-penis-man.
Can you lose to me in a rap battle?
Shryuken."
Ken won.
Is this a reupload?
The original is gone.
school humor.
I didn’t mean to click on this but wow😭😭
Yay ryo won
Me and my brother Shannar really liked singing this rap.
It's not the same without him.
Two complain at this game? Uhhh..
Arin like Ken in this song nowadays lmao, the irony
I 2x the playback speed and i didnt know what they were saying
This is the coolest thing I've ever seen.
1:13 I love this part😄
the girls in these animated shorts are amazing
Did ego raptor remove this from his channel?
I love the picture at 1:41.
ryu has terets
This was my middle school.
Tbh this gives me nostalgia
Zachary Chapman
The bass be hard af
stolen video
Dose anyone else just pause at random times and get funny frames
1:04-1:30👌
Does anyone realize this was animated entirely solo by Spazkidin3d?? What a fucking legend.
2:10 the name of the left video PLEASE!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJlYGgSRguE
Dick penis man is easily the best insult.
*Cries in being the only Ryu player in Smash Ultimate*
This isn't a rap battle its a one man slaughter rap
I watched this when I was six. Just realized this is game grumps. Wtf is my life.
I didn't know
Dude i dont think ive ever seen a more "Newgrounds" video
Look at any of egoraptors stuff
Ever
1:37
Top ten rappers that no one should dis
Alex Jones:BET
*мy ѕcroтυмѕ.*
1:31 I'm pretty sure is supposed to be can play at not complains at.
1:41 is my tetcher wen she sall me o pg day
tha o is on
Mom: hey, son.
Me: what's up.
Mom: you know I think you are fucking dick, right?
Me:... Yeah.
spazkid
i know that name for reasons i am unproud of
Ah, you're a man of culture I see.
Do not feel ashamed my boy, let us embrace the knowledge.
1:56 when you don't know how to do an echo by montage
M&M be damed 2x
*1.41* when someone trys to prove me wrong
Oh put the 1:41
I went to watch street fighter porn
Why is this so... awesome?
Ken does not know how to rap battle.
Video is you getting your hair cut off ken
Ryu=scorpion
Ken=Sud-Zero
U s
aid sud zero
Ken is a bout he’s going to get kick
1:55
Peek Ryu
I liked the first track.
Man this goes back, I think this is the first thing I ever heard Dan and Arin do together
Slow down the speed or make it faster, increases pleasure
Sure you KEN is the best so ken wins
I love this song, but canonically Ken is kind of a dick
Poor ken,WAIT,WAIT,WAIT,isn't ken the one with a bad attitude and ryu is the calm respecting one.🤔
Seems Ryu had enough. And Ken is Speechless.
Why in like every starbomb song arin so mean
Ryu in ST V history Ken is other fighters
Even the credit is lit af
Someone: *uses dead meme*
Me: 1:40
They should of let Ken rap men
0:17 when you have lotion and your loading up pornhub
Too many bad words tho
Shorukan!
Could this get more immature