Starbomb - Rap Battle: Ryu Vs. Ken Lyrics






[Intro:]
[Egoraptor:] Hey, Ken
[Danny Sexbang:] What's up, Ryu?
[Ego:] You know I think you're a fucking dick right?
[Dan:] Yeah?
[Ego:] Well, I think we should settle this shit once and for all with a rap battle to the death
[Dan:] Okay
[Ego:] Do you think you can stop eating penis long enough to do that?
[Dan:] Probably
[Ego:] Alright, let's do this!

[Ego:] Round 1! Rap!

[Egoraptor:]
Fuck you, Ken, you're such a little fucking bitch
I'm gonna break your fucking spine in half and throw you in a ditch
Start up the fucking beat and drop the motherfucking bass
So I can shoot a load of Hadouken all over your face
I'll break your glass jaw like it was made of fucking straw, man
Shredding you up worse than Vega fapping with his claw hand
Cammy and Chun-Li don't think you're sexy at all
They're both coming home with me, one for each of my balls
Like the bonus round car your ass is getting destroyed
My cock is more swollen than Zangief's thyroid
Your dick's three inches hard, I'm working with a soft ten
So what you got to motherfucking say to me, Ken?

[Danny Sexbang:]
I really don't appreciate those things that you just said
I was raised to respect others, and sometimes words can be hurtful
And I just, I, I just think that maybe—
Yo, an apology is in order

[Ego:] Round 2! Rap!

[Egoraptor:]
It's my honest suspicion
You're gonna want a physician
Only morticians are the one to help your future condition
Cause me whooping on your ass is a time honored tradition
So now I'll do it even faster in the Turbo edition
Watch your back, bitch, I'm gonna make you scream
My dick shoots farther than the arm of Dhalsim
Just like Sagat's chest, you're gonna need a skin graft
Now, please enjoy the tart, tangy taste of my shaft
My rhymes are fat like the sumo E. Honda
I'm the king of dick jungle with my giant anaconda
Harness my Chi to beat your ass with a Dao
So what you got to motherfucking say to me now?

[Dan:]
Alright, two can play at this game, dick-penis man
Can you lose to me in a rap battle? Sure you can ["Shoryuken"]!
[Ego:] Hadouken!
[Dan:] You have proven that you are the best
You have Hadouken'd a giant hole in my chest

[Outro:]
[Ego:] Hey, you did it! You rhymed on beat!
[Dan:] Oh yeah, cool!
[Ego:] Yeah, great job, man! I knew you could do it
[Dan:] Thank you so much, I-I, I appreciate it
[Ego:] Tatsumaki Senpukyaku!

[Dan:] My scrotums...





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Starbomb Rap Battle: Ryu Vs. Ken Comments
  1. G.... b....

    This is so ironic Ken was raised in the city and its clear he likes girls but Ryu is only interested in guys with big muscles and he wants to fist them so Ken should be the one rapping

  2. R.... T....

    Spazkid's animations are very weird. I have no clue what im looking at yet it makes me so horny, like wtf.

  3. M.... B....

    This rap is funny lol

  4. M.... C....

    If this were character accurate the battle would be the other way XD.

  5. J.... a....

    Basically every one of Ryus lines is a little kid on Xbox live call of duty modern warfare

  6. M.... Y....

    I just think it would b great to actually meet Arin and Dan about now

  7. H.... G....

    The face your mum gives you when you know you messed up 1:41

  8. n.... h....

    i dont know why people think this battle is one sided
    ken had a pretty killer verse there

  9. p.... f....

    Best street fighter pun ive ever heard.

  10. c.... ....

    Dis good

  11. D.... P....

    Wow Cory wasn’t kidding about improving as the video goes on

  12. S.... P....

    Everybody gangsta till Ryu starts speaking Minecraft Enchantment Table

  13. R.... ....

    ryus rival isn't ken right

  14. U.... H....

    "Dick penis man" FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  15. A.... ....

    Ken was always just a lame ryu

  16. S.... t....

    *when you find out you can do ryu's part easy* How the hell can i do this

  17. I.... L....

    Ken won

  18. N.... P....

    1:41 what your mom looks like when you tell a lie

  19. T.... 1....

    Oh no mario and luigi fighting over peach flashbacks

  20. C.... 6....

    I want porn of the mortician girl

  21. D.... r....

    Me vs anyone in a rap battle should be the title

  22. L.... g....

    I love the beginning of the rap, ryu instantly says "fuck you ken, your such a little fucking bitch" lmao

  23. c.... _....

    Why cammy has a blue suit

    Plus I always thought Sakura was a transdress

  24. C.... O....

    I like how spaz kid draws women 😝

  25. J.... L....

    Dam. This is amazing!

  26. I.... T....

    1:05 Please somebody tell me where Arin says this on Game Grumps

  27. K.... D....

    I died inside after hearing 1:59 to 2:01. My scrotums!

  28. B.... B....

    The auto generated captions are insane.

  29. S.... X....

    Ryu goes crazy af at maximum speed

  30. S.... X....

    This song at 0.75 speed is weird

  31. C.... ....

    Given Ryu's second verse, you'd almost think that Arin doesn't know that Ken and Ryu have fought 3 times, in Street Fighter canon, with Ken winning 2 of them. (One of Ken's wins had him defeat Ryu, after Ryu fully embraced the Satsui-no-Hado.)

    Per Street Fighter canon, Ken is a far better fighter than Ryu.

    C.... ....

    oh dang dude u taught me something today that's so weird everybody i know always has the idea that ken issa bitch

    C.... ....

    Well I thought they were doing that for fun instead of that. Plus it could be what fans kept asking, ken or ryu being better with/without canon

  32. s.... g....

    Ryu= me Ken= any of my enemies

  33. B.... N....

    Ken won.

  34. A.... G....

    A question friend what is the program you used?

  35. Z.... R....

    Ken:
    "Two can play at that game, dick-penis-man.
    Can you lose to me in a rap battle?
    Shryuken."

    Ken won.

  36. A.... A....

    Is this a reupload?

    A.... A....

    The original is gone.

  37. S.... P....

    school humor.

  38. G.... 1....

    I didn’t mean to click on this but wow😭😭

  39. L.... L....

    Yay ryo won

  40. Y.... ....

    Me and my brother Shannar really liked singing this rap.
    It's not the same without him.

  41. R.... D....

    Two complain at this game? Uhhh..

  42. N.... M....

    Arin like Ken in this song nowadays lmao, the irony

  43. L.... L....

    I 2x the playback speed and i didnt know what they were saying

  44. l.... ....

    This is the coolest thing I've ever seen.

  45. D.... D....

    1:13 I love this part😄

  46. A.... S....

    the girls in these animated shorts are amazing

  47. r.... ....

    Did ego raptor remove this from his channel?

  48. S.... ....

    I love the picture at 1:41.

  49. S.... L....

    ryu has terets

  50. T.... C....

    This was my middle school.

  51. R.... ....

    Tbh this gives me nostalgia

  52. S.... L....

    Zachary Chapman

  53. O.... Z....

    The bass be hard af

  54. J.... _....

    stolen video

  55. g.... f....

    Dose anyone else just pause at random times and get funny frames

  56. L.... L....

    1:04-1:30👌

  57. K.... W....

    Does anyone realize this was animated entirely solo by Spazkidin3d?? What a fucking legend.

  58. P.... A....

    2:10 the name of the left video PLEASE!!!!

    P.... A....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJlYGgSRguE

  59. S.... F....

    Dick penis man is easily the best insult.

  60. F.... G....

    *Cries in being the only Ryu player in Smash Ultimate*

  61. A.... w....

    This isn't a rap battle its a one man slaughter rap

  62. S.... ....

    I watched this when I was six. Just realized this is game grumps. Wtf is my life.

    S.... ....

    I didn't know

  63. g.... ....

    Dude i dont think ive ever seen a more "Newgrounds" video

    g.... ....

    Look at any of egoraptors stuff


    Ever

  64. L.... L....

    1:37


    Top ten rappers that no one should dis

    L.... L....

    Alex Jones:BET

  65. N.... ....

    *мy ѕcroтυмѕ.*

  66. S.... ....

    1:31 I'm pretty sure is supposed to be can play at not complains at.

  67. d.... o....

    1:41 is my tetcher wen she sall me o pg day

    d.... o....

    tha o is on

  68. o.... a....

    Mom: hey, son.
    Me: what's up.
    Mom: you know I think you are fucking dick, right?
    Me:... Yeah.

  69. N.... ....

    spazkid

    i know that name for reasons i am unproud of

    N.... ....

    Ah, you're a man of culture I see.
    Do not feel ashamed my boy, let us embrace the knowledge.

  70. O.... G....

    1:56 when you don't know how to do an echo by montage

  71. z.... h....

    M&M be damed 2x

  72. D.... S....

    *1.41* when someone trys to prove me wrong

    D.... S....

    Oh put the 1:41

  73. T.... m....

    I went to watch street fighter porn

  74. G.... O....

    Why is this so... awesome?

  75. M.... ....

    Ken does not know how to rap battle.

  76. S.... M....

    Video is you getting your hair cut off ken

  77. T.... S....

    Ryu=scorpion
    Ken=Sud-Zero

    T.... S....

    U s
    aid sud zero

  78. S.... M....

    Ken is a bout he’s going to get kick

  79. w.... j....

    1:55


    Peek Ryu

  80. E.... C....

    I liked the first track.

  81. O.... ....

    Man this goes back, I think this is the first thing I ever heard Dan and Arin do together

  82. S.... W....

    Slow down the speed or make it faster, increases pleasure

  83. *.... *....

    Sure you KEN is the best so ken wins

  84. V.... E....

    I love this song, but canonically Ken is kind of a dick

  85. T.... G....

    Poor ken,WAIT,WAIT,WAIT,isn't ken the one with a bad attitude and ryu is the calm respecting one.🤔

    T.... G....

    Seems Ryu had enough. And Ken is Speechless.

  86. g.... s....

    Why in like every starbomb song arin so mean

  87. J.... C....

    Ryu in ST V history Ken is other fighters

  88. R.... ....

    Even the credit is lit af

  89. L.... ,....

    Someone: *uses dead meme*
    Me: 1:40

  90. S.... M....

    They should of let Ken rap men

  91. R.... ....

    0:17 when you have lotion and your loading up pornhub

  92. A.... 6....

    Too many bad words tho

  93. Z.... W....

    Shorukan!

  94. C.... ....

    Could this get more immature