Starbomb - Mega Marital Problems Lyrics






[Spoken:]

[Wily (Danny Sexbang):]
Hello, Mega Man. And Mrs. Mega Man.
Welcome to couples' therapy. I'm Dr. Wily.

[Mega Man (Egoraptor):]
Dr. Wily? You're a therapist now?
But you're evil, and bent on world domination!

[Wily:]
Not anymore. Those days are behind me.
Don't question it! Shut up. Just tell me the problem over this hot beat.

[Mega Man:]
Okay...

[Music]

[Mega Man:]
Well you see, Doc, I got a pretty nice life
A Mega House with two kids, and a hot Mega Wife
But I got a little problem with my android bride
When it comes to making love, she's never satisfied

[Mrs. Mega (Danny):]
We've been fucking for decades! Sex has gotten routine!
We gotta spice that shit up, I'm not a total machine!
I'm sick of all the romance, and the cuddles, and the love
It's time to get dirty and do all the weird stuff!

[Wily:]
It would be seeming to me that the problem here
Is you don't listen to your wife, she is being clear

[Mega Man:]
But she says the same thing, like a tape recorder!

[Wily:]
Quiet! The doctor is talking -- there must be ORDER!
...Sorry, I'm not evil anymore.
You must beat the Robot Masters to acquire skills
And then use them on your wife when she is getting drilled
Maybe she likes shocks from Elec Man's beam
Or getting burnt by fireballs; she's a freaky man's dream

[Mega Man:]
Is that what you want, hon? A Robot Master?

[Mrs. Mega:]
Get out and do it, you stupid bastard!

[Wily:]
Your marriage will be healthy like pure springwater
Now leave my office before you are SLAUGHTERED!

[Mega Man:]
Fine, I'll kick ass if it saves my marriage
For the satisfaction of my lady's undercarriage
First I'll take on Fire Man, not much of a test
Oh, your weakness is ice? I woulda never fucking guessed.
Now Ice Man is here, this shouldn't take up too much time
Oh, is your weakness fire? You just blew my fucking mind.
I cut Cut Man and he's gonna need stitches
Bomb and Elec Man just went down like little bitches

[Zero (Danny):]
Wait, you douchebag, I'm gonna end your life
I am Mega Man Zero, and I'm here to plow your wife
I bring sex moves from the future, and my skills are vast
Like my super double ultra mega nutbuster cumblast (Oh!)
Women can't resist my blonde flowing locks
I'll slap a stamp right on my package and deliver your wife the cock
My shining armor is red, the color of victory
While your fruity suit is blue, like your balls will soon be

[Spoken:]

[Zero:]
Wait! What are you doing...?

[Mega Man:]
Mega Dick... ACTIVATE!

[Music]

[Wily:]
So Mega Man harnessed all the powers of the Masters
And killed Zero with his mega laser schlong-blaster
And then he banged his wife until she screamed "Yes! More!"
Then she loved him again, 'cause she's a SHALLOW WHORE

[Spoken:]

[Wily:]
Sorry, that was misogynistic.
She is a whore, though.

[Mega Man:]
What did you say?!

[Wily:]
Nothing!
...Douche.





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  1. A.... D....

    "Mega-Dick Activate" == "Behold the power of Umbilicus!!"

  2. C.... C....

    Megaman zeros part is the best

  3. C.... P....

    MEGADICK AAAAAACTIVAAAAAATEEEEE

  4. M.... R....

    1:31
    How I enter a room

  5. C.... W....

    Im doctah bily

  6. T.... L....

    Nothing... *douche.*

  7. M.... L....

    Isn't ice man's weakness electricity?

  8. W.... ....

    I, by merely saying this, have ruined the face there is 69 comments. You're welcome.

  9. s.... ....

    WAIT YOU DOUCHEBAG

    s.... ....

    *IM GONNA END YOUR LIFE*

    s.... ....

    I AM MEGAMAN ZERO.

    s.... ....

    *AND IM HERE TO PLOUGH YOUR WIFE*

    s.... ....

    I bring sex moves from the future, *and my skills are vast*

    s.... ....

    @Icynibba like my super double ultra mega nut buster cum blast

  10. J.... D....

    I just burst out laughing when megaman 0 said I am here to plow your wife.

  11. F.... F....

    Hello Mega Man, und Mrs. Mega Man
    Welcome to couples' therapy. I'm Dr. Vily
    Dr. Wily? You're a therapist now?
    But you're evil and bent on world domination
    Not anymore, zose days are behind me
    Don't question it. Shut up. Just tell me ze problem over zis hot beat
    Okay

    Well, you see, Doc, I got a pretty nice life
    A mega house with two kids and a hot mega wife
    But I got a little problem with my android bride
    When it comes to making love she's never satisfied
    We've been fucking for decades, sex has gotten routine
    We gotta spice that shit up, I'm not a total machine
    I'm sick of all the romance and the cuddles and the love
    It's time to get dirty and do all the weird stuff

    It would be seeming to me zat ze problem here
    Is you don't listen to your wife, she is being clear
    But she says the same thing like a tape recorder
    Quiet, ze doctor is talking, zere must be order!
    (Sorry, I'm not evil anymore)
    You must beat ze Robot Masters to acquire skills
    And then use them on your wife when she is getting drilled
    Maybe she likes shocks from Elec Man's beam
    Or get burned by fireballs
    She's a freaky man's dream

    Is that what you want, hon, a Robot Master?
    Get out and do it you stupid bastard
    Your marriage would be healthy like pure spring water
    Now leave my office before you are slaughtered!
    Fine I'll kick ass if it saves my marriage
    For the satisfaction of my lady's undercarriage
    First I'll take out Fire Man, not much of a test
    Oh, your weakness is ice? I woulda never fuckin' guessed
    Now Ice Man is here, this shouldn't take up too much time
    Oh, is your weakness fire? You just blew my fuckin' mind
    I cut Cut Man and he's gonna need stitches
    Bomb and Elec Man just went down like little bitches

    Wait, you douchebag, I'm gonna end your life
    I am Mega Man Zero and I'm here to plow your wife
    I bring sex moves from the future and my skills are vast
    Like my Super Double Ultra Mega Nutbuster Cum Blast (oh!)
    Women can't resist my blonde, flowing locks
    I'll slap a stamp right on my package
    And deliver your wife the cock
    My shining armor is red, the color of victory
    While your fruity suit is blue, like your balls will soon be

    Wait, what are you doing?
    Mega dick, activate!

    So Mega Man harnessed all ze powers of ze Masters
    And killed Zero with his mega laser schlong blaster
    And zen he banged his wife until she screamed "Yes, more!"
    Zen she loved him again 'cause she's a shallow whore!

    Sorry, zat was misogynistic. She is a whore though
    What did you say?
    Nothing... douche

  12. B.... ....

    Those harmonies from 1:35 hit a spot

  13. B.... R....

    Man I love this song

  14. C.... A....

    The auto-generated lyrics: "like my soup and devil hellström Megadeth Buster come last"


    Actual Lyrics: Like My Super Double Ultra Mega Nut Buster Cum Blast.

  15. t.... d....

    Wily's right, this is a pretty hot beat.

  16. Y.... M....

    Btw, Ice man's weakness is the thunder beam. Don't question it.

    Y.... M....

    Shut up

  17. S.... ....

    *W A I T Y O U D O U C H E B A G*

    S.... ....

    *MY SHINY ARMOR IS RED, LIKE THE COLORS OF VICTORY*

    S.... ....

    @Zachattack1021 *WHILE YOUR FRUITY SUIT IS BLUE LIKE YOUR BALLS WILL SOON BE*

    S.... ....

    SO MEGA MAN HARNESSED ALL THE POWERS OF THE MASTERS

    S.... ....

    *AND KILLED ZERO WITH HIS MEGA LASER SHLONG BLASTER*

  18. M.... ....

    Wait, so who's MegaMan's mega-wife? I was gonna say Roll, but then went "wait, that's his sister."

    M.... ....

    @Henry BATIM wait ROBO-INCEST

    M.... ....

    @corporal tails it's technically not incest if they were never meant to be Brother and Sister

    M.... ....

    That's the best part

    M.... ....

    depends on which megaman
    some they are siblings but others there not related

  19. x.... ....

    Instead of rock man, he’s rock HARD MAN

    wait hard man is a robot master...


    Fuckin capcom

  20. M.... ....

    this still goes so hard it's so goddAMN CATCHY AAAAAAAA

  21. S.... ....

    mega lazer schlong blaster

  22. e.... s....

    i love this song, but ICE MAN'S WEAKNESS ISNT FIREEE ITS ELEC BEAM HFEHGH*)H)E*FH}*)EGHG8e]h-9eg

  23. Y.... e....

    *I am Megaman Zero and I’m here to plow your wife* 😩

    Y.... e....

    @Lordkaos31 * my shining armor is red the color of victory

    Y.... e....

    @mr yeast While your fruity suit is blue, like your balls will soon be

    Y.... e....

    Wait, what are you doing?

    Y.... e....

    *MEGA DICK ACTTIIIIVVAATTTEEE*

    Y.... e....

    @No tarter sauce Today ahhhhh

  24. s.... w....

    what did the fuck i lesson to

  25. T.... ....

    We need more german danny

  26. T.... ....

    *_"Like my super, double, ultra, mega nut-buster cum blast!"_*

    T.... ....

    *_OH!_*

  27. J.... S....

    For some reason, I can imagine Sigma watching a music video of this song and losing his mind.

  28. E.... O....

    Shouldn't it be gynoid bride?

  29. L.... 0....

    I like to imagine during dr wilys singing he just dancing in the office

  30. B.... -....

    Replay button broke

  31. C.... G....

    I still am listening to this song after so long

    C.... G....

    NeumaticLizard Filmz and u feel to tell me this why?

    C.... G....

    klow 43 chill you dipshit

  32. X.... W....

    I love this song (dans voice is amazing in this) :)

    X.... W....

    Xander Willacker no one cares about your opinion

  33. N.... B....

    50,000 views, 15 comments... *suspicious* (I know that its just because people don't comment on music playlists)

  34. -.... M....

    don't question it, shut up

  35. y.... 5....

    Can you guys make it so we can make subtitles on this video so they aren't auto-generated?

    y.... 5....

    you-know-who 5 nah cause only one person reqeusted it and I don't like women, also is it so hard for you to just search up the lyrics

  36. R.... ....

    The way dan says bastered

    R.... ....

    Byastird!

    R.... ....

    Rjk414 Keegan I think that of you spelled it, it would look like: BYASTURD

    R.... ....

    Bastred

  37. S.... ....

    My friend is the biggest Zero fan of all time (and is a YTP junkie), and when I showed him this song. When it got to the Zero part, he nearly shot soda out of his nose at that whooole sequence.

  38. A.... M....

    HOT DAMN DAN!Zero sounds fucking fab with Dan's voice acting

  39. R.... L....

    Mega Man is my 2nd favorite game francise next to Legend of Zelda, and when I saw this video I literally jumped out of my chair

    R.... L....

    god damn this song is good, love the inclusion of Zero...

    R.... L....

    Same here

    R.... L....

    Riley Law omg yes loz!!

  40. T.... S....

    Never ever played mega man. Has to be my favortie song from the album because of dans german voice.

    T.... S....

    you missing out on one of the best things ever friend

    T.... S....

    You know he is actually half Jewish

    T.... S....

    Tyler Seely Isn’t that how everyone feels?

  41. S.... B....

    What the F*ck

  42. A.... J....

    Dan's Voice is SPOT ON

    A.... J....

    Dan's voice is always Spot On