Starbomb - Luigi's Ballad Lyrics
[Luigi Sexbang:]
Princess Peach, won't you listen to my speech
I don't have any stars of invincibility
But you're the brightest star in the sky tonight for me
I'm your Luigi
[Marioraptor:]
What up, bitch?! I got a 1UP, bitch!
What's inside that Question Block? It's my dick!
It's-a-me a-Mario I'm more Italian than pastrami
I'll take you by the peaches and give you the hot salami
I saved you from dragons and evil Boos that are spooky
Must I be a raccoon to get inside your Tanooki?
I will mount you like Yoshi and show you things you've never seen
My mushroom's now mega if you know what I mean
So suck it!
[Luigi:]
Mario, you always do this shit
I like a girl and then you ruin it
By yelling stuff about your dick
Until they go away
[Peach Bloom:]
Hey, Luigi, it's okay
That Mario's a bit risqué
Just tell me what you need to say
Please don't be afraid!
[Luigi:]
Oh, Princess!
It means so much for me to hear you say that.
The only thing I've ever wanted to tell you is that- GOD DAMN IT
[Mario:]
I'm here to pleasure that ass!
I'd like to go first, Princess, but I always come last
And you say we'll get together but I'm jackin' off alone
Koopa Troopa skeletons aren't the only Dry Bones!
I am tired of your run-around it's such a fuckin' hassle
I go through shit and then you're in another fuckin' castle
You gotta think about it? Well I don't believe the hype
You'll have a lot of time to think when you are smokin' on my Warp Pipe!
[Peach:]
Oh Em Gee!
I can't decide on which of you should be the guy
To take me on your mustache ride that'll redefine my life
[Luigi + Peach:]
I'm ready to give love a shot
It's not about how many coins you've got
I just know I like you a lot
[Mario:]
Yo sluts! Check out my yacht!
[Luigi:]
Ugh!
[Luigi:]
Let me take you on a magic kart ride
[Mario:]
I'll bust all yo' balloons when I smack your backside
[Luigi:]
We'll have some fun, I'll bring my friends along
[Mario:]
I'll kick that Donkey Kong right in his konkey dong
[Mario:]
Come on, Peach! It's time to make your choice!
I'm the only plumber that can make your boobies rejoice
Green lanky-ass brother ain't got shit on me
It's time to live out our story of the Princess and the pea (nis!)
[Mario:]
So! Who's it gonna be, Princess?
[Peach:]
I choose... Toad!
[Mario + Luigi:]
TOAD?!
[Peach:]
Well his whole body's shaped like a dick.
[Mario:]
Ohhhh, mhm, yeah, definitely
[Luigi:]
Oh, yeah, okay, mushrooms look like dicks, yeah-huh
Other Lyrics by Artist
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- Starbomb - A Boy And His Boat
- Starbomb - Hardest Fucking Game In The World
- Starbomb - Intro (Try)
- Starbomb - Outro
- Starbomb - The Simple Plot Of Metal Gear Solid
- Starbomb - Minecraft Is For Everyone
- Starbomb - Atari Mystery Hour
- Starbomb - God Of No More
- Starbomb - Filling In The Name Of
- Starbomb - Welcome To The Mario Party
- Starbomb - This Song Sucks
- Starbomb - Vegeta's Serenade
- Starbomb - Blowing The Payload
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Starbomb Luigi's Ballad Comments
0:28 me 0:09 everyone in my school
I was 13 back then... my god
Just realized the theme of this song is taken from the scorecard music on the Kirby’s dreamcourse episodes
Foken size queen
1:08 pause
Am I the only one that wants a full song with the pretty ballad Luigi was TRYING to sing?
Oh fuck this music video is 6
🎂
0:47
Might want to cover up peach
Oh man, the memories.
6 years ago today
If Mario is that Italian why does he sound more American than me
Its funny coming back to this older and getting all the innuendos and jokes, thanks 5th grade me for getting into Starbomb
0:44 *Stop this animal abuse.*
2019
This song is still awesome is the creator still going?
I’ve never heard of this video before I just came here for Rachel Bloom
YO SLUTS CHECK OUT MY YACHT 🛥
0:29 1:19
I love your song 😂❤
This song sounds like it has parts of kirby's dream course
i will kick donkey kong right in his konkey dong. gold man just gold
if you slow down the part where mario crashes down towards luigi and peach it looks so weird
LIFE DEFINING
1:17 GOD DAMN IT
IM HERE TO PLEASURE THAT *SS
I LIKE TO GO FIRST PRINCESS BUT I ALWAYS COME LAST.
6 years ago
Damn this is 6 years old
Who is the voice behind Peach?
I cant belive its Been 5 years i guess 12-16 Has Been most fun years of youtube
I watched the video when I was little
Did Arin animate this? It looks similar to his style.
Dear god, I forgot how much I fucking love StarBomb...
Anyone else still listening to this legendary song?
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I_ _ _ _ > Sike u thought lol no just kidding just comment ❤️🙏🏻😂
This is literally my favourite video on YouTube except for the 21 meme
THAT IS RACHEL BLOOM WTF
*Just put on the captions please*
lmao i remember singing this song in 4th grade
Ya know, Arin animated this one, and it's pretty good too.
0:56 buff todd
Yo sluts check out my yacht 1:57
I'm the only dry bone
My friend gets so annoyed when I sing this in class.
. 2:25 no that's not ok what you said.
0:46 cooch
2:02 Mario throws a red shell.
But a green shell hits peachs ass...
They have good voices it beatiful yet savage it’s true about toads body
PJOh Mario you so what about your Mario dumb but trying to be
it is so funny right guys
That Peach is drawn to look quite adorable. I really like her eyebrows and I love the voice of the girl singing.
San was my morning I was just
Hi
Tbh it's funny how they both was like....oh right...yeah
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Lol did you guys see when the we’re on the little cars Mario three a red shell but the it turns into a green shall
This video is height of star bomb lyrics
... this came out 6 years ago...
i wish YouTube let this stuff today
Its time to live out the story of the princess and the pe. (Nis)
I feel bad for Donky Kong 2:06
Like =Luigi and comment =Mario
Who should princess p date
1:45 markipler if u see like
Daisy *you single mario*
When you remember that luigi’s d size is at least longer than half a ruler
Proved by MATPAT, tested by peach
*dab*
Idk why but i just can't stop watching this
Nostalgia
Luigi's face at 1:44 is mine when I see a spider on my bed.
1:41 Peaches face XD
SO SUQQ IT
Almost 6 years since Egoraptor's last animation.
poor yoishy
I miss the old YouTube 😢
oooh yeah of course yeah yeah
totally yup 2:29
Mario has Bitchy character
Memories from the past
So let's not have Jeffy watch this. Apparently, Jeffy's dad has a interesting history
Toad's got that face on like, "not again"
Jesus this is so old but golden.
I remember a GG episode where they were pumped for this reaching 5 mil views, Dans dad called him and everything, and now it’s 43 million views :’)
Does anyone know what program they use to animate this?
1:20 Porn material
2:18 Nis
1:35 hey it’s a Sh-I phone
I like it
How should i ruin my childhood today
I don't know why it's more funny at 2X at the beginning when Mario sings.
It took me 15 minutes to watch this 2 minute video because I kept enjoying and beholding the wonderful art and animation
I found this song in 2 grade now im in 5 grade
One funny thing is that Luigi actually is that he actually has emotions and goals and dreams. While Mario is..... Mario......?
Did anyone notice that Mario throws a red shell, but it turns into a green she'll
Not gonna lie this animation quality is amazing
thanksgiving 2019 !!
Mario has been making sex jokes the whole song...
But Angel Dust from Hazbin Hotel also makes sex jokes...
So...
MARIO IS ANGEL DUST CONFIRMED
0:46 😂😂😂
Why is no one talking about what she said about tod..... rip tod
He finna die boi
1:02 Peaches face is my favorite part about this
Anime protagonist: how are different from other girls?
Anime girl: 0:33
Dan's dad brought me here.
1:44 all their hats fall off but in the picture Luigi and Mario still have them :/
Wow this is why I hate starbomb because it’s dark humor
And why did mario ruined his life
One mario scared Luigi girl friend
Two he slaps him in the end
And three he makes fun of him in super mario Party this is why I hate star bomb
Austin Arts how old are you
Why is that