Starbomb - Luigi's Ballad Lyrics






[Luigi Sexbang:]
Princess Peach, won't you listen to my speech
I don't have any stars of invincibility
But you're the brightest star in the sky tonight for me
I'm your Luigi

[Marioraptor:]
What up, bitch?! I got a 1UP, bitch!
What's inside that Question Block? It's my dick!
It's-a-me a-Mario I'm more Italian than pastrami
I'll take you by the peaches and give you the hot salami
I saved you from dragons and evil Boos that are spooky
Must I be a raccoon to get inside your Tanooki?
I will mount you like Yoshi and show you things you've never seen
My mushroom's now mega if you know what I mean
So suck it!

[Luigi:]
Mario, you always do this shit
I like a girl and then you ruin it
By yelling stuff about your dick
Until they go away

[Peach Bloom:]
Hey, Luigi, it's okay
That Mario's a bit risqué
Just tell me what you need to say
Please don't be afraid!

[Luigi:]
Oh, Princess!
It means so much for me to hear you say that.
The only thing I've ever wanted to tell you is that- GOD DAMN IT

[Mario:]
I'm here to pleasure that ass!
I'd like to go first, Princess, but I always come last
And you say we'll get together but I'm jackin' off alone
Koopa Troopa skeletons aren't the only Dry Bones!
I am tired of your run-around it's such a fuckin' hassle
I go through shit and then you're in another fuckin' castle
You gotta think about it? Well I don't believe the hype
You'll have a lot of time to think when you are smokin' on my Warp Pipe!

[Peach:]
Oh Em Gee!
I can't decide on which of you should be the guy
To take me on your mustache ride that'll redefine my life

[Luigi + Peach:]
I'm ready to give love a shot
It's not about how many coins you've got
I just know I like you a lot

[Mario:]
Yo sluts! Check out my yacht!

[Luigi:]
Ugh!

[Luigi:]
Let me take you on a magic kart ride
[Mario:]
I'll bust all yo' balloons when I smack your backside
[Luigi:]
We'll have some fun, I'll bring my friends along
[Mario:]
I'll kick that Donkey Kong right in his konkey dong

[Mario:]
Come on, Peach! It's time to make your choice!
I'm the only plumber that can make your boobies rejoice
Green lanky-ass brother ain't got shit on me
It's time to live out our story of the Princess and the pea (nis!)

[Mario:]
So! Who's it gonna be, Princess?

[Peach:]
I choose... Toad!

[Mario + Luigi:]
TOAD?!

[Peach:]
Well his whole body's shaped like a dick.

[Mario:]
Ohhhh, mhm, yeah, definitely
[Luigi:]
Oh, yeah, okay, mushrooms look like dicks, yeah-huh





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  1. S.... ....

    0:28 me 0:09 everyone in my school

  2. m.... f....

    I was 13 back then... my god

  3. J.... V....

    Just realized the theme of this song is taken from the scorecard music on the Kirby’s dreamcourse episodes

  4. P.... R....

    Foken size queen

  5. N.... ....

    1:08 pause

  6. T.... O....

    Am I the only one that wants a full song with the pretty ballad Luigi was TRYING to sing?

  7. n.... f....

    Oh fuck this music video is 6
    🎂

  8. A.... F....

    0:47
    Might want to cover up peach

  9. M.... M....

    Oh man, the memories.

  10. m.... ....

    6 years ago today

  11. S.... ....

    If Mario is that Italian why does he sound more American than me

  12. S.... S....

    Its funny coming back to this older and getting all the innuendos and jokes, thanks 5th grade me for getting into Starbomb

  13. M.... ....

    0:44 *Stop this animal abuse.*

  14. P.... R....

    2019

    This song is still awesome is the creator still going?

  15. M.... A....

    I’ve never heard of this video before I just came here for Rachel Bloom

  16. F.... B....

    YO SLUTS CHECK OUT MY YACHT 🛥

  17. s.... ....

    0:29 1:19

  18. M.... M....

    I love your song 😂❤

  19. E.... C....

    This song sounds like it has parts of kirby's dream course

  20. M.... T....

    i will kick donkey kong right in his konkey dong. gold man just gold

  21. M.... T....

    if you slow down the part where mario crashes down towards luigi and peach it looks so weird

  22. J.... ....

    LIFE DEFINING

  23. b.... c....

    1:17 GOD DAMN IT

    b.... c....

    IM HERE TO PLEASURE THAT *SS

    I LIKE TO GO FIRST PRINCESS BUT I ALWAYS COME LAST.

  24. S.... s....

    6 years ago

  25. C.... O....

    Damn this is 6 years old

  26. V.... M....

    Who is the voice behind Peach?

  27. C.... ....

    I cant belive its Been 5 years i guess 12-16 Has Been most fun years of youtube

  28. K.... A....

    I watched the video when I was little

  29. S.... R....

    Did Arin animate this? It looks similar to his style.

  30. M.... M....

    Dear god, I forgot how much I fucking love StarBomb...

  31. B.... :....

    Anyone else still listening to this legendary song?
    I
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    I_ _ _ _ > Sike u thought lol no just kidding just comment ❤️🙏🏻😂

  32. E.... ....

    This is literally my favourite video on YouTube except for the 21 meme

  33. V.... H....

    THAT IS RACHEL BLOOM WTF

  34. J.... B....

    *Just put on the captions please*

  35. R.... ....

    lmao i remember singing this song in 4th grade

  36. W.... R....

    Ya know, Arin animated this one, and it's pretty good too.

  37. R.... t....

    0:56 buff todd

  38. n.... f....

    Yo sluts check out my yacht 1:57

  39. n.... f....

    I'm the only dry bone

  40. M.... E....

    My friend gets so annoyed when I sing this in class.

  41. s.... ....

    . 2:25 no that's not ok what you said.

  42. K.... ....

    0:46 cooch

  43. C.... ....

    2:02 Mario throws a red shell.
    But a green shell hits peachs ass...

  44. D.... P....

    They have good voices it beatiful yet savage it’s true about toads body

  45. F.... S....

    PJOh Mario you so what about your Mario dumb but trying to be

  46. N.... B....

    it is so funny right guys

  47. J.... ....

    That Peach is drawn to look quite adorable. I really like her eyebrows and I love the voice of the girl singing.

  48. P.... D....

    San was my morning I was just
    Hi

  49. e.... h....

    Tbh it's funny how they both was like....oh right...yeah

  50. e.... h....

    😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  51. A.... C....

    Lol did you guys see when the we’re on the little cars Mario three a red shell but the it turns into a green shall

  52. d.... c....

    This video is height of star bomb lyrics

  53. I.... M....

    ... this came out 6 years ago...

  54. K.... R....

    i wish YouTube let this stuff today

  55. L.... _....

    Its time to live out the story of the princess and the pe. (Nis)

  56. S.... K....

    I feel bad for Donky Kong 2:06

  57. k.... w....

    Like =Luigi and comment =Mario
    Who should princess p date

  58. D.... ....

    1:45 markipler if u see like

  59. A.... A....

    Daisy *you single mario*

  60. V.... Y....

    When you remember that luigi’s d size is at least longer than half a ruler

    V.... Y....

    Proved by MATPAT, tested by peach

    *dab*

  61. L.... _....

    Idk why but i just can't stop watching this

  62. P.... D....

    Nostalgia

  63. N.... P....

    Luigi's face at 1:44 is mine when I see a spider on my bed.

  64. T.... 1....

    1:41 Peaches face XD

  65. Y.... K....

    SO SUQQ IT

  66. D.... V....

    Almost 6 years since Egoraptor's last animation.

  67. g.... c....

    poor yoishy

  68. D.... 2....

    I miss the old YouTube 😢

  69. R.... H....

    oooh yeah of course yeah yeah
    totally yup 2:29

  70. M.... J....

    Mario has Bitchy character

  71. C.... R....

    Memories from the past

  72. H.... M....

    So let's not have Jeffy watch this. Apparently, Jeffy's dad has a interesting history

  73. R.... ....

    Toad's got that face on like, "not again"

  74. C.... O....

    Jesus this is so old but golden.

  75. E.... B....

    I remember a GG episode where they were pumped for this reaching 5 mil views, Dans dad called him and everything, and now it’s 43 million views :’)

  76. K.... T....

    Does anyone know what program they use to animate this?

  77. E.... T....

    1:20 Porn material

  78. N.... ....

    2:18 Nis

  79. F.... W....

    1:35 hey it’s a Sh-I phone

    I like it

  80. S.... S....

    How should i ruin my childhood today

  81. G.... ....

    I don't know why it's more funny at 2X at the beginning when Mario sings.

  82. L.... D....

    It took me 15 minutes to watch this 2 minute video because I kept enjoying and beholding the wonderful art and animation

  83. J.... S....

    I found this song in 2 grade now im in 5 grade

  84. D.... T....

    One funny thing is that Luigi actually is that he actually has emotions and goals and dreams. While Mario is..... Mario......?

  85. J.... S....

    Did anyone notice that Mario throws a red shell, but it turns into a green she'll

  86. H.... ....

    Not gonna lie this animation quality is amazing

  87. A.... T....

    thanksgiving 2019 !!

  88. M.... B....

    Mario has been making sex jokes the whole song...
    But Angel Dust from Hazbin Hotel also makes sex jokes...
    So...


    MARIO IS ANGEL DUST CONFIRMED

  89. Z.... R....

    0:46 😂😂😂

  90. T.... l....

    Why is no one talking about what she said about tod..... rip tod

    T.... l....

    He finna die boi

  91. N.... W....

    1:02 Peaches face is my favorite part about this

  92. W.... H....

    Anime protagonist: how are different from other girls?
    Anime girl: 0:33

  93. J.... K....

    Dan's dad brought me here.

  94. O.... ....

    1:44 all their hats fall off but in the picture Luigi and Mario still have them :/

  95. A.... A....

    Wow this is why I hate starbomb because it’s dark humor
    And why did mario ruined his life
    One mario scared Luigi girl friend
    Two he slaps him in the end
    And three he makes fun of him in super mario Party this is why I hate star bomb

    A.... A....

    Austin Arts how old are you

    A.... A....

    Why is that