Starbomb - Blowing The Payload Lyrics
A group of legendary warriors
They're world-renowned
Overwatch, bitch!
Their power's known all around
Pushin' on the payload
From Gibraltar, and then
Hanamura, Japan
Their power is tested
Wherever they go
Rockets, bullets
You name it, bro
They've never been stopped
Or met their match
A mission's arrived
Hi, can you help me?
My car's broken down
The engine's all busted
I can't get my ass around
I need some friends to get
My vehicle out of the traffic
You guys look like the best
With all your fancy fuckin' tactics
Without hesitation, they begin the migration
Reinhardt pushes from behind
Traffic's redirected as Mei is unaffected
By cars honking loudly combined
Bastion transforms into a giant fuckin' turret and
Blows all the drivers away
Pharah flies up high and rockets start to fly
As the overpass crumblin' okay
Holy fuckin' shit
That was a little overkill
But what do you expect from the best?
The phone's ringing off the hook
For another job to book
So let's see where we end up next
Hi, I need assistance
I'm a 13-year-old girl
If you would help me I would be so happy
I would fuckin' twirl
Got a wagon filled with lemons
And uh, moving it's a pain
I need your skills or no one's fuckin'
Getting lemonade today
BOOM!
Our heroes get on the case
Zarya is lifting up the wagon
To her fuckin' face
Everyone is scramblin'
To clear out any space
So they can quickly get the payload
To the meeting place
Lucio plays some music to
Calm the girl
Junkrat shoots grenades
To blow up a squirrel
A strangers pulls out his phone
To call the cops
Then upon him
Doomfist "Meteor Drops"
People are screamin'
Blood is flyin' everywhere
Bullets are soarin'
And zippin' all through the air
It's a pure bloodbath
But the wagon's delivered
Our heroes take their leave
As Courtney fuckin' shivers
Another mission successful
Our heroes always thrive
Lookee here, another call
For a payload's arrived
Hi, can you help me?
I'm a very old lady
My shitty hip replacement
Just ain't enough to aid me
Your gang looks like a big bunch
Of sexy hunks of meat
Now help these 90-year-old buttcheeks
Get across the street
Like a lightning bolt
Tracer's on the scene
Hold's her hand and says
"Take all the time you need."
With little itty-bitty steps
The mission is clean
Until it starts to pour
Completely unforeseen
D.Va flies above
And shoots the clouds
Bullets rain down
Into every house
Mei starts a blizzard to
Stop the rain
But inflicts upon the neighborhood
Torturous pain
To warm the place
Orisa pierces the ground
Letting lava leak out
Spreading all around
Everyone is screaming now
It's a horrible sound
So Lucio DJ's
To drown it out
Halfway across the road
The old lady falls
Zenyatta throws out
One of his healing balls
She smashes her face
But it's A-OK
'Cause Ana throws
A motherfuckin' healing grenade
Eventually
They end up getting across
The old lady's so grateful
She is at a loss
Or maybe she's unconscious
We could never know
Because onward to their next
Mission they go
Nope
She's dead
Alright
Bye
Other Lyrics by Artist
- Starbomb - Outro (Force)
- Starbomb - A Boy And His Boat
- Starbomb - Hardest Fucking Game In The World
- Starbomb - Intro (Try)
- Starbomb - Outro
- Starbomb - The Simple Plot Of Metal Gear Solid
- Starbomb - Minecraft Is For Everyone
- Starbomb - Atari Mystery Hour
- Starbomb - God Of No More
- Starbomb - Filling In The Name Of
- Starbomb - Welcome To The Mario Party
- Starbomb - This Song Sucks
- Starbomb - Vegeta's Serenade
- Starbomb - Blowing The Payload
- Starbomb - Arin Checks The Mic
- Starbomb - The Simple Plot Of Kingdom Hearts
- Starbomb - A Wild Guitar Solo Appears!
- Starbomb - Donkey Kong Joonyer
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Starbomb Blowing The Payload Comments
1:30 “his phone”
I thought that was meant to be Suzy?
The Beastie boy could never
2:52 “Nope, She’s dead, Alright, Bye”
This is just “Walk This Way” by Aerosmith.
Are we not going to mention Ninja Brian...
A: Choking himself with telephone cords? 1:02
B: In the lemon cart behind "Courtney?" 1:13
C: Still in the lemon cart after Zarya lifts it up? 1:21
D: Being a hype man for 90-year old butt cheeks? 1:59
E: Not being the one killing countless people in the video? (Except for the "Old Lady." Deadly finger poke! 2:44)
If you turn down the playback speed to 0.75 it sounds like a weird conversation
Why is nobody talking about the backgrounds and color choices? Fucking art man.
Still more screentime than Blizzard gives Zenyatta >.>
Tracer is the only sane one
the only thing that's good about this is the late 90s/ early 2000s
Nope she’s dead alright bye
I love Dan in all this, he's just hilarious
Fuck yeah
TF2 is better
Which is why TF2 is a glitchy mess nobody fucking plays anymore
this video fill to the rim with "WHAT" moment and my brother just burst out of laugh while watching this
Overwatch is a shit game, always was. You all get easily manipulated by marketing.
Take a shot everytime he says "Fucking"
Now say bye to your liver
Nope she's dead all right bye
Man I need to watch the full starbomb albums. The videos are all great.
Overkill .?............they blew them up
0:10 my friends and me running to class
Aqua teen hunger force vibes
Sooo.... over watch is Arabic?
Is no one gonna say that ninja Brian at 1:03 just accidentally chocked himself with telephone cords? no one? ok..
This reminds me of Beastie Boys
Can we just take time to appreciate the animation
I love dans lines
My mom thought this was the Beastie Boys and I couldnt convince her otherwise
Ed edd and eddy?
Zarya’s tits here are full
This animation has got to be one of the most beautiful thing I've ever seen
NOPE, SHE"S DEAD! BYE!
Epic song with even better animation
Nope. She's dead. Alright. Bye
*OMFG SUPERMEGA IS DEAD*
just imagine this Arin is just a child that has a beard
Three and half minutes of Arin just yelling. Nice.
Why the beastie boys singin about overwatch tho
Why does Arin have a cast on his hand?
Alfgeo Films he’s supposed to look like the kid in the first Overwatch trailer
That makes so much more sense
Why is nobody talking about the fact that brian murdered someone when the lyrics went "blood is flying everywhere"
This is one of main questions that are asked in overwatch. They are way to over powdered
I love it, it's very Beastie Boys-ish
No one is going to comment on how Suzy was described as a him? Does Arin is gay?
can someone tell me whats that green thing on Arin's arm
KoalaCrazeXD 106 a cast, he’s supposed to be the kid from the first Overwatch trailer
@Erasmus Shabadoo thats why hes 2 feet
Almost sounds like beastie boys or something else
1:31 A stranger pulls out *his* phone to call the cops... even though that's Suzy
"A guy pulls out his phone to call the cops" wow didn't know that Suzie was a guy
I thought the thumbnail was the Tasmanian Devil for a sec
N O P E S H E S D E A D.
*_nope_* she’s *dead* , *_BYE_*
No matter what Ninja Brian is wearing or how he is portrayed, he’s still the coolest motherfucker on this planet
Girl on phone
This song:HIM
So, best thing ever? I think so lol
I just realized THAT Arin is dressed like the Overwatch kid from the trailer
I just came for animation
The animators did amazing work.
Is there a reason ari. Has a cast on his hand.
Dayton Vinz he’s supposed to be the kid from the first Overwatch trailer
Erasmus Shabadoo ahhh I havnt seen that. Nice
Poor matt
I love how the incident with the old lady would have probably been the most normal encounter if it only hadn’t rained.
A perfect definition of what Blizzard would really be like.
Am i the only one who noticed at 0:32 how giant (almost) the members of overwatch is??
I love how no one gives a shit about innocent civilians getting killed
ha! That sounds familiar down there in blizzard and co.
This is a very late comment, but something I really enjoy is that while most of the characters do stuff that feels out of character, Tracer zipping up to the old lady and then being very polite and not rushing them feels very Tracer.
Beastie boys
i heard ninja Brian whyll being strangle by the phone say faintly "fuck"
I love how Beastie boys it sounds
The real reason overwatch was shut down
I’m I crz6 or dose this sound like game grumps
very beastie boys
The fact that Dan voices a man, a girl, and an old lady all in the same monotone voice is fucking amazing
God I love this so much, it reminds me of the Beastie Boys
Doomfist is in talon
The animation is beautiful
Lixo lixo Very trash trash,bassura
Can someone link the episode where arin says he hates when people draw him shorter than dan? See these comments everywhere and have no idea what video it’s referencing
Hahaha yes Super Mega XD
1:12 the plot of death stranding in a nutshell
Sick Bastion moment!
Love the guitar playing on Dan's part
*NOPE , she's DEAD! BYYYE!*
The Beastie Boy vibes are making me tingle
My iq 2:14
this song gave me ptsd
I expect an overwatch 2 song
Starbomb is unfortunately not writing songs anymore.
I love how when the old lady dies everyone face is either disgusted disappointed or just does not care the only person's face who cares some what is McCree
I spy Carl from ATHF
Worst Hero’s ever🤣🤣
1:07
Is the best part, and thank you for putting Brian (and Suzy) in this animation!!!
Was that Suzy?
0:45 Wait... Is that Jon Tron!?!?!?
No, they're Matt and Ryan from Supermega
Missed opportunity for genji brian
This song has the best outro ever
God this animation is so fucking satisfying.
I love how Arin is a gremlin
Overwach 2 coming out boiiiissssss
Awesome scenarios haha
NOPE. SHE'S DEAD.
ALRIGHT, BYE.