Starbomb - Blowing The Payload Lyrics






A group of legendary warriors
They're world-renowned
Overwatch, bitch!
Their power's known all around
Pushin' on the payload
Is part of their plan
From Gibraltar, and then
Hanamura, Japan

Their power is tested
Wherever they go
Rockets, bullets
You name it, bro
They've never been stopped
Or met their match
A mission's arrived
So heroes, dispatch!

Hi, can you help me?
My car's broken down
The engine's all busted
I can't get my ass around
I need some friends to get
My vehicle out of the traffic
You guys look like the best
With all your fancy fuckin' tactics

Without hesitation, they begin the migration
Reinhardt pushes from behind
Traffic's redirected as Mei is unaffected
By cars honking loudly combined

Bastion transforms into a giant fuckin' turret and
Blows all the drivers away
Pharah flies up high and rockets start to fly
As the overpass crumblin' okay

Holy fuckin' shit
That was a little overkill
But what do you expect from the best?
The phone's ringing off the hook
For another job to book
So let's see where we end up next

Hi, I need assistance
I'm a 13-year-old girl
If you would help me I would be so happy
I would fuckin' twirl
Got a wagon filled with lemons
And uh, moving it's a pain
I need your skills or no one's fuckin'
Getting lemonade today

BOOM!
Our heroes get on the case
Zarya is lifting up the wagon
To her fuckin' face
Everyone is scramblin'
To clear out any space
So they can quickly get the payload
To the meeting place

Lucio plays some music to
Calm the girl
Junkrat shoots grenades
To blow up a squirrel
A strangers pulls out his phone
To call the cops
Then upon him
Doomfist "Meteor Drops"

People are screamin'
Blood is flyin' everywhere
Bullets are soarin'
And zippin' all through the air
It's a pure bloodbath
But the wagon's delivered
Our heroes take their leave
As Courtney fuckin' shivers

Another mission successful
Our heroes always thrive
Lookee here, another call
For a payload's arrived

Hi, can you help me?
I'm a very old lady
My shitty hip replacement
Just ain't enough to aid me
Your gang looks like a big bunch
Of sexy hunks of meat
Now help these 90-year-old buttcheeks
Get across the street

Like a lightning bolt
Tracer's on the scene
Hold's her hand and says
"Take all the time you need."
With little itty-bitty steps
The mission is clean
Until it starts to pour
Completely unforeseen

D.Va flies above
And shoots the clouds
Bullets rain down
Into every house
Mei starts a blizzard to
Stop the rain
But inflicts upon the neighborhood
Torturous pain

To warm the place
Orisa pierces the ground
Letting lava leak out
Spreading all around
Everyone is screaming now
It's a horrible sound
So Lucio DJ's
To drown it out

Halfway across the road
The old lady falls
Zenyatta throws out
One of his healing balls
She smashes her face
But it's A-OK
'Cause Ana throws
A motherfuckin' healing grenade

Eventually
They end up getting across
The old lady's so grateful
She is at a loss
Or maybe she's unconscious
We could never know
Because onward to their next
Mission they go

Nope
She's dead
Alright
Bye





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  1. L.... ....

    1:30 “his phone”
    I thought that was meant to be Suzy?

  2. f.... ....

    The Beastie boy could never

  3. K.... K....

    2:52 “Nope, She’s dead, Alright, Bye”

  4. L.... ....

    This is just “Walk This Way” by Aerosmith.

  5. A.... P....

    Are we not going to mention Ninja Brian...
    A: Choking himself with telephone cords? 1:02
    B: In the lemon cart behind "Courtney?" 1:13
    C: Still in the lemon cart after Zarya lifts it up? 1:21
    D: Being a hype man for 90-year old butt cheeks? 1:59
    E: Not being the one killing countless people in the video? (Except for the "Old Lady." Deadly finger poke! 2:44)

  6. L.... L....

    If you turn down the playback speed to 0.75 it sounds like a weird conversation

  7. T.... p....

    Why is nobody talking about the backgrounds and color choices? Fucking art man.

  8. M.... ....

    Still more screentime than Blizzard gives Zenyatta >.>

  9. Q.... o....

    Tracer is the only sane one

  10. P.... X....

    the only thing that's good about this is the late 90s/ early 2000s

  11. Z.... O....

    Nope she’s dead alright bye

  12. R.... P....

    I love Dan in all this, he's just hilarious

  13. T.... ....

    Fuck yeah

  14. G.... ....

    TF2 is better

    G.... ....

    Which is why TF2 is a glitchy mess nobody fucking plays anymore

  15. g.... n....

    this video fill to the rim with "WHAT" moment and my brother just burst out of laugh while watching this

  16. 8.... ....

    Overwatch is a shit game, always was. You all get easily manipulated by marketing.

  17. _.... _....

    Take a shot everytime he says "Fucking"






    Now say bye to your liver

  18. d.... t....

    Nope she's dead all right bye

  19. A.... W....

    Man I need to watch the full starbomb albums. The videos are all great.

  20. N.... F....

    Overkill .?............they blew them up

  21. e.... ....

    0:10 my friends and me running to class

  22. L.... ....

    Aqua teen hunger force vibes

  23. R.... ....

    Sooo.... over watch is Arabic?

  24. M.... B....

    Is no one gonna say that ninja Brian at 1:03 just accidentally chocked himself with telephone cords? no one? ok..

  25. P.... ....

    This reminds me of Beastie Boys

  26. O.... B....

    Can we just take time to appreciate the animation

  27. l.... p....

    I love dans lines

  28. R.... ....

    My mom thought this was the Beastie Boys and I couldnt convince her otherwise

  29. T.... s....

    Ed edd and eddy?

  30. J.... A....

    Zarya’s tits here are full

  31. O.... V....

    This animation has got to be one of the most beautiful thing I've ever seen

  32. D.... ....

    NOPE, SHE"S DEAD! BYE!

  33. H.... d....

    Epic song with even better animation

  34. E.... ....

    Nope. She's dead. Alright. Bye

  35. R.... j....

    *OMFG SUPERMEGA IS DEAD*

  36. T.... S....

    just imagine this Arin is just a child that has a beard

  37. B.... ....

    Three and half minutes of Arin just yelling. Nice.

  38. V.... R....

    Why the beastie boys singin about overwatch tho

  39. A.... F....

    Why does Arin have a cast on his hand?

    A.... F....

    Alfgeo Films he’s supposed to look like the kid in the first Overwatch trailer

    A.... F....

    That makes so much more sense

  40. A.... D....

    Why is nobody talking about the fact that brian murdered someone when the lyrics went "blood is flying everywhere"

  41. c.... c....

    This is one of main questions that are asked in overwatch. They are way to over powdered

  42. E.... M....

    I love it, it's very Beastie Boys-ish

  43. T.... P....

    No one is going to comment on how Suzy was described as a him? Does Arin is gay?

  44. K.... 1....

    can someone tell me whats that green thing on Arin's arm

    K.... 1....

    KoalaCrazeXD 106 a cast, he’s supposed to be the kid from the first Overwatch trailer

    K.... 1....

    @Erasmus Shabadoo thats why hes 2 feet

  45. E.... ....

    Almost sounds like beastie boys or something else

  46. L.... 0....

    1:31 A stranger pulls out *his* phone to call the cops... even though that's Suzy

  47. M.... G....

    "A guy pulls out his phone to call the cops" wow didn't know that Suzie was a guy

  48. A.... ....

    I thought the thumbnail was the Tasmanian Devil for a sec

  49. L.... 5....

    N O P E S H E S D E A D.

  50. D.... ....

    *_nope_* she’s *dead* , *_BYE_*

  51. A.... b....

    No matter what Ninja Brian is wearing or how he is portrayed, he’s still the coolest motherfucker on this planet

  52. M.... T....

    Girl on phone
    This song:HIM

  53. s.... ....

    So, best thing ever? I think so lol

  54. G.... O....

    I just realized THAT Arin is dressed like the Overwatch kid from the trailer

  55. w.... ....

    I just came for animation

  56. C.... M....

    The animators did amazing work.

  57. D.... V....

    Is there a reason ari. Has a cast on his hand.

    D.... V....

    Dayton Vinz he’s supposed to be the kid from the first Overwatch trailer

    D.... V....

    Erasmus Shabadoo ahhh I havnt seen that. Nice

  58. m.... B....

    Poor matt

  59. S.... J....

    I love how the incident with the old lady would have probably been the most normal encounter if it only hadn’t rained.

  60. B.... ....

    A perfect definition of what Blizzard would really be like.

  61. C.... J....

    Am i the only one who noticed at 0:32 how giant (almost) the members of overwatch is??

  62. S.... ....

    I love how no one gives a shit about innocent civilians getting killed

    S.... ....

    ha! That sounds familiar down there in blizzard and co.

  63. T.... ....

    This is a very late comment, but something I really enjoy is that while most of the characters do stuff that feels out of character, Tracer zipping up to the old lady and then being very polite and not rushing them feels very Tracer.

  64. N.... ....

    Beastie boys

  65. B.... B....

    i heard ninja Brian whyll being strangle by the phone say faintly "fuck"

  66. J.... A....

    I love how Beastie boys it sounds

  67. e.... m....

    The real reason overwatch was shut down

  68. L.... C....

    I’m I crz6 or dose this sound like game grumps

  69. T.... ....

    very beastie boys

  70. F.... J....

    The fact that Dan voices a man, a girl, and an old lady all in the same monotone voice is fucking amazing

  71. G.... L....

    God I love this so much, it reminds me of the Beastie Boys

  72. N.... ....

    Doomfist is in talon

  73. J.... ....

    The animation is beautiful

  74. u.... c....

    Lixo lixo Very trash trash,bassura

  75. J.... C....

    Can someone link the episode where arin says he hates when people draw him shorter than dan? See these comments everywhere and have no idea what video it’s referencing

  76. B.... M....

    Hahaha yes Super Mega XD

  77. R.... a....

    1:12 the plot of death stranding in a nutshell

  78. N.... B....

    Sick Bastion moment!

  79. C.... T....

    Love the guitar playing on Dan's part

  80. P.... C....

    *NOPE , she's DEAD! BYYYE!*

  81. B.... ....

    The Beastie Boy vibes are making me tingle

  82. C.... L....

    My iq 2:14

  83. z.... k....

    this song gave me ptsd

  84. A.... I....

    I expect an overwatch 2 song

    A.... I....

    Starbomb is unfortunately not writing songs anymore.

  85. d.... K....

    I love how when the old lady dies everyone face is either disgusted disappointed or just does not care the only person's face who cares some what is McCree

  86. E.... W....

    I spy Carl from ATHF

  87. A.... A....

    Worst Hero’s ever🤣🤣

  88. P.... P....

    1:07
    Is the best part, and thank you for putting Brian (and Suzy) in this animation!!!

  89. L.... ....

    Was that Suzy?

  90. R.... C....

    0:45 Wait... Is that Jon Tron!?!?!?

    R.... C....

    No, they're Matt and Ryan from Supermega

  91. F.... v....

    Missed opportunity for genji brian

  92. P.... S....

    This song has the best outro ever

  93. S.... J....

    God this animation is so fucking satisfying.

  94. K.... M....

    I love how Arin is a gremlin

  95. N.... M....

    Overwach 2 coming out boiiiissssss

  96. M.... S....

    Awesome scenarios haha

  97. A.... L....

    NOPE. SHE'S DEAD.
    ALRIGHT, BYE.