Snoop Dogg - Talent Show Lyrics
[Intro skit]
[Wiz] I been trying to develop an alternative fuel
from a mix of all natural substances.
But the mix was highly volatile until we find a catalyst
to help stabilize the compound and supercharge the fuel.
[Snoop] Marijuana motherfucker!
[Intro: Snoop Dogg]
Uh, ladies and gentlemen, players and playettes
Teachers, staff and students
I am very honored to welcome you to the high school annual talent show
Brought to you by the makers of Wiz Khalifa Premium Rolling Papers
And the qualified rollers of Snoop Dogg Master Kush
So without further adieux, let's get this show on the road
First contestant, bring your talent to the foreground
[Chorus: Wiz Khalifa]
Every time I go out, I'm blowin the smoke out
I buy it don't even know the price
I smoke cause I live it, don't pay me to visit
And I'll be somewhere up in the sky
My nigga it's 'bout to go dowwwwwn
Ohh we fly, it's no lie, that we high, 'til we die
I'ma get up in this hoe's houuuuuse
Roll one up, clean the ride case them hoes wan' jump inside
[Wiz Khalifa]
Uhh, got a joint filled with quality shit
My bottom bitch smokin with me, niggaz talk shit
All of 'em shrimp (hehe) I'm a big fish
Roll a joint, lick it once, tell you hit this, groupies on my dick
Several kush is on my hitlist, in and out these niggaz bitches
Smokin tree and not to mention hustlin, tryin to mind my business
You probably went to class while I was in the hallway skippin
Yeah I hear what they sayin, just be too high to listen
'Bout my money trippin, if I even fold it wrong
Ya ain't smokin this good, if it's foul tell you I sold it all
Or wait 'til one of my hoes come 'round and roll it all
Or say fuck it and cuff it 'til I go smoke with Dogg
I show off, I show off, I show off
Car push to start, hit the button once it go off
Keep the money comin in and the papers rolled up
And ain't worried 'bout a hatin nigga, they get no love (ohh)
[Chorus]
[Snoop Dogg]
I go green like I was Archbishop Don Juan
And blow circles 'round you suckas like a marathon
My gym teacher told me, but I didn't listen
My bitch did my homework and now I'm in detention
It sho' beats suspension, this is my audition
So play yo' position, get the picture I envision
Did she mention, Snoop Dogg was made for kissin
A barricuda fishin, she on a mission for me
Pleasure, pain and glory, and my inventory
My SAT's, my lil' bitch she did 'em for me
And now we prancin on stage at the talent show
We floss in my clothes, my chain and my knapsack
Full of that, hand me that, can you see my telescope
Principle, said she wanna see me cause she smell my smoke
'Bout my money trippin even if I fold it wrong
Blowin zones with Wiz cause this is the protocol
[Chorus]
[Outro: Archbishop Don "Magic" Juan]
Yeah, it's the Archbishop Don "Magic" Juan
It's a talent show, and everybody got to know
You got to be ready so you don't have to get ready
So when I stepped in, for the talent show
I had stole the show, because I was already ready
Everybody shoulda know they part
because the whole world is the stage, and everybody play a part
So when you at the talent show, you got to know yo' part
And you got to know when to move, and when not to move
And by me being a famous player, and know my game
I took the talent show, because I had style
I had flash, I had originality!
I had me, and that's what it's all about!
When you doin a talent show, you got to be you!
Green for the money, gold for the honey
I'm the original... [fades out]
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Snoop Dogg Talent Show Comments
2020 🙏🏼
2020 anyone ?
Stoner! \m/
Nigga wiz thought he was max b with that hook 😂😂
BR, viva ganja 2019
Every time i go out im blowin' the smoke out❤
Smoking green over sippin lean💯💯💨💨💨💨
Old but still fire 🔥 who’s here at the end of 2019
This is my new Wake & Bake,
P.s I graduated listening to this song 😎
Good Song to listen to when your HIGH
Brasil
2019
👌😎💪
🥺🥺
This song ages like fine wine
Só fumo com esse som🍁🔥🍁🔥🍁🔥
🍁 BRAZIL
She look like Beyonce
Ony one here in dezember 2019
im still high
The biggest crime ever existed
That this song isn’t on Spotify
Tom Prczygodda it is. it's in my playlist rn😂
R_Shaunz22 you did it with this pc trick?
Tom Prczygodda nope. just type in talent show
Fyking classsic
Every time I go out I’m blowing that smoke out the buyer don’t even know the price I talk cause I live it come pay me a visit and I’ll be some where up in the sky🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
beautifull song,like my coment 2019 for 2020
2 days ago sup bro
2020????????❤️😂❤️😂❤️❤️💪💪💪
Tearri, you did those vocals my girl
I was high as hell watching this scene and I swear to god this scene went on for half an hour.
relatable
Like si estas viendo este video bien marihuano 🇲🇽🍁
Yeeeeah😎
2020 anyone?
Yeah boys
2019?🥳
*November 5th 2019*
And I'm still listening to this
💯💯
alguem ai em 2050?
This track just genius...the women my fave addition
Me when I get my taxes in 2020
My SATs my lil bitch she did em for me
Hablen español por favor
Brasil na área salveee
"Come pay me a visit, & I'll be somewhere up in the sky".
Niggas👌👌👌👌
outubro 2019 alguém ?
Got 2 joints
2019✅
October 2019 and still hearin that shit high af
Two family members rapping till they die or retire.
What's the title?
Talent show
Fumando a braba ouvindo wiz e snoop nesse classico BRASIL RJ é nos !!!!
3519 alguien??😼
2019 who still listens to this?
Still watch this movie ❤️💯
Nigga these Vibes Go Hard when You High‼️
Con estas canciones me dan ganas de fumar y la de 6:30😎
Algum Br?
October 2019 anyone?
January 2020🖕💀🖕
I showed this to grass
Now its weed
No entiendo ni mierda pero me gusta
2019 anyone?
Every Saturday this movie is watched with 3 grams never gets old so iconic just need the second one
These two fly dudes always can cheer u up
Lol that end was bad hahaha just cut out of nowhere
Fumando um baseado ouvindo essa 🎧🍁💤🎈🙏☯️
I wish i was high right now!
djef ardeur so true
Please of Spotify
This hits
i wish that this was on soundcloud
❤️❤️💍
Huy gono que trabadora es esta canción
2019?
Alguien
Ohh shit afterthis song evrybidy is high asf
2019?😉🤯
this song needs to be added in gta V
I love this movie
What's ur talent? Screwing in lightbulbs
Spotify?
Legendary
2019 like 👍
Any people from 2019???
Hello fellow stoners (2019)
anyone still come to this song at the start of a smoke??
2019🔥
Thperfecto
Putos zerdos
any song is 100x times better while high
Crlh q nostalgia
Press repeat again and again and again.
J’aime les baguettes et la weed et le sex
La verdad no entiendo ni un putas pero está muy pegajosa y lo prendo por esa canción
i LoVe SnooP DoG and WiZ KhaliFA this Guy's is my Idol Forever!!!
Las 3 veces que vi esta pelicula, la vi super drogado jajajaja
2019 presente Yahh
2019 👽☠💸🇨🇴 snoop dogg.. wizkha
damn this shit right heree