Smosh - Firetruck! Lyrics






Now here's the thing about saying firetruck
It starts F and it ends with UCK
So whenever you're in trouble or out of luck
You no longer have to exclaim "OH FUCK"
Hey look at that they just bleeped me
Instead say firetruck, it's so easy
And I'd like to take a moment just sit right there
I'll tell you how you can say firetruck anywhere

Stub your toe, FIRETRUCK
Lose your cash, FIRETRUCK
You're naked and your parents come home, FIRETRUCK
Fail your class, FIRETRUCK
Scratch your ass, FIRETRUCK
Clip your nails too short and it hurts, FIRETRUCK
Crap your pants, FIRETRUCK
Bite your tongue, FIRETRUCK
No one shows up to your party, FIRETRUCK
Red Ring of Death, FIRETRUCK
Forget to breathe, FIRETRUCK
Found out your mom is your dad, FIRETRUCK

Say firetruck every chance you see
It's even more fun when it gets bleeped
Say it with me now, don't make this suck
F****************UCK!

Whoa man, did you just say fuck?
Naw man, I just said Firetruck
But when you bleep it, it says fuck
Who cares man, we're sayin' firetruck!

Lose your teeth, FIRETRUCK
iPhone bill, FIRETRUCK
Jonas Brothers stuck in your head, FIRETRUCK
Crash your car, FIRETRUCK
Into your dog, FIRETRUCK
Turns out your dog is your mom, FIRETRUCK-

Wait, so now my mom's a dog?
And your dad
This is just getting ridiculous
You act like that's not normal-
IT ISN'T NORMAL.
It is in Canada
So they have man-dog-women in Canada?
...Yes

Fail science, FIRETRUCK
Eat a pencil, FIRETRUCK
There's over 500 Pokemon, WHAT THE FIRETRUCK?!
Lose the game, FIRETRUCK
David Blaine, FIRETRUCK
Get ran over by a... (what?) FIRETRUCK

So, yeah. Next time you wanna say the F word, just say firetruck. It's more polite.
And if you didn't like this song, go fïretruck yourself





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  1. S.... P....

    It's been 10 years and the song is still catchy

  2. 1.... w....

    1:12 dat face doe

  3. Y.... A....

    ffffffffffffff*******************uck

  4. Y.... A....

    firetruck!

  5. J.... ....

    It's so good watching it in 720p60

  6. L.... S....

    🖕👌🙏

  7. J.... W....

    I go candy stuck in my nose 🔥truck

  8. u.... m....

    Wtf? Just realized 1:44 is ijustine cameo

  9. F.... L....

    popcorn starts with po ends with rn lol

  10. s.... b....

    1:42 was that ijustine

  11. H.... N....

    This came out when I was 4 now I'm 14

  12. �.... �....

    Слова СРОЧНО

  13. S.... ....

    2:01 I’m Canadian and I disapprove this message.

  14. D.... ?....

    Still today this song is fire.

  15. P.... ....

    1:53 2019 in a nutshell

  16. I.... d....

    2020 memories I remember when I first saw this video I would from then on say fire truck

  17. A.... J....

    Omg this brings back so many memories

  18. H.... N....

    0:50 "And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you I became a prince of a town called Bel Air"

  19. T.... o....

    10 years later... and still a banger

  20. D.... G....

    FireCRUNK

  21. _.... ....

    So blessed to have smosh in my childhood... revisiting after 10 years ;)

  22. y.... m....

    Fire trUCK

  23. T.... W....

    Eat your cereal

  24. J.... K....

    "There's over 500 Pokémon? WHAT THE FIRETRUCK?!"
    Favorite line

  25. A.... S....

    EAT A pencil FIREFRUCK

  26. V.... R....

    Food battle ends FIRETRUCK

  27. R.... D....

    Eminem is scared of them

  28. D.... g....

    Yeaahhh

  29. a.... ....

    This video came out when I was 14. I'm 24 now. Let that sink in.

  30. E.... L....

    Cool ok now ima go watch some popcorn

  31. C.... A....

    1:04 1:03

  32. J.... K....

    Try it on double speed. You're welcome.

  33. S.... V....

    9 years later this is still a banger

  34. Y.... N....

    Nostalgia

  35. 3.... ....

    "There's over 500 pokemon"

    Oof.

  36. t.... ....

    Eminems son

  37. Z.... G....

    mum: You have school tomorrow

    me: FIRETRUCK!!!!

  38. f.... b....

    Firetruck

  39. E.... P....

    Eat a pencil

  40. M.... L....

    I remember this video growing up 😂😂😂 but it reminds me of like a boss by the lonely island

  41. S.... ....

    the good days

  42. D.... g....

    Top 5 rappers Drake is dead scared of

  43. S.... D....

    i like your song anthony i love you from kendra

  44. K.... S....

    Your dads a firefighter driving a firetruck going to a fire. Me: Firetruck!!!!

  45. A.... J....

    What the firetruck did I see?

  46. T.... ....

    When your not at the top FIRETRUCK!!!!

  47. A.... F....

    The next beasty boys

  48. s.... 0....

    New smosh is bad
    Firetruck

    This is nearly 10 years old and I feel old
    Firetruck

  49. M.... N....

    I didn’t know ijustine was In this...

  50. S.... I....

    This was made 9 years ago... 9!

  51. M.... G....

    Who do you prefer

    Ian: Anthony:


    Like Ian comment Anthony

    M.... G....

    Stop begging for likes or I'll tell your parents

  52. P.... D....

    Ian and Anthony I subscribe Turner your notifications I need to like on all of your videos are amazing and funny Ian do you show some of them to Ian's mom

  53. r.... s....

    And I’d like to take a moment to sit right there how I became fresh prince bal air

  54. g.... g....

    me: A SONG ABOUT MY GENDER NOICE

  55. C.... P....

    Who else is watching just because the new stuffs crap

    C.... P....

    The new stuff isn't crap. You just grew up.

  56. D.... N....

    0:52 is that a fresh prince of bellaire 🤔

  57. T.... B....

    Whats the music in the song?

  58. w.... I....

    This was a masterpiece.
    Btw who was going to sleep then thought about going back to watch old smosh songs

  59. A.... L....

    Rappers Eminem are afraid to diss. Anyway *Anthony Padildo*: *leaves smosh*
    *FiReTrUcK!!!*

  60. s.... s....

    Please let me know if you

  61. D.... ....

    whenever I said firetruck my mom still got mad at me

  62. I.... C....

    Lmao "over 500 pokemon"

  63. A.... S....

    Fire truck

  64. L.... ....

    I miss this so much how has it been 9 years..

  65. D.... -....

    Anthony when he was a BADASS

  66. R.... S....

    There's over five hundred pokémon?
    Yeah, um...
    NOT IN SWORD AND SHIELD

  67. d.... ....

    FIRETRUCK

  68. M.... 6....

    This is 10 years old




    Let that sink in

  69. S.... S....

    When he said firetruck u and your dog it mad me sad caus my dog died

  70. E.... F....

    If you didn’t like this song.....

    Go FIRETRUCK yourself

  71. F.... k....

    Who else rembers this

  72. s.... ....

    Firetruck in 2020

  73. M.... M....

    Watching this makes me sad .....I miss thisssss

  74. p.... ....

    10 bloody years old wtf

  75. H.... C....

    “500 Pokémon” now there is 807 Pokémon

  76. g.... 6....

    They are sooo handsome

  77. P.... G....

    Dam i feel so old

  78. J.... h....

    HAHAHAHAHA I missed this

  79. U.... J....

    When smosh was better back then

  80. M.... D....

    I bit my tongue not a lie it hurt

  81. T.... P....

    Milky milkshake, *milky milshake*

  82. P.... P....

    Ok here we go

    Curse words backwards~like

    Firetruck~comment

    P.... P....

    Of course i like this song 😂😂😂

  83. Z.... ....

    I've had this song on my iphone for the last 10 years

  84. K.... ....

    Ah the good ol' days...

  85. D.... V....

    I remember knowing the lyrics to this

  86. A.... �....

    “Red Ring of Death! FIRETRUCK” that’s how you know this old

    A.... �....

    You are now aware of your own breathing

  87. k.... w....

    i was 3 when this came out but i watched it when i was 5 or 7 years old lol

  88. M.... Y....

    0:05 this song is better

  89. K.... A....

    Lose “The Game”

  90. C.... ....

    I feel old

  91. M.... E....

    Your house just caught on fire

    “FIRETRUCK!”

  92. D.... L....

    *girlfriend becomes pregnant*

    Me: FIRE TRUCK!!!

  93. M.... X....

    Mothertruckers !

    Firetruck!

  94. B.... M....

    Recommended in 2020 wtf lol

  95. B.... M....

    2:12 we lost and we didn’t even know it...

  96. A.... Z....

    Wow it's been awhile

  97. D.... ....

    1:44 is that iJustine