Smash Mouth - Heave-Ho Lyrics






Neighbor called my landlord
She said that she was pissed
Up all night making noise
And she cant get no rest
She said we was running a flop house
Full of thieves and thugs
Musicians and hooligans and we were all on the drugs
So she got bent and raised the rent
Said it would only take one more
Phone call from my whiny neighbor

What's up with my neighbor
What's it gonna take to get a break
She's got us tiptoeing around in fear
Church mice at st leos down my street
Have moved so far away
She has sent them packing and running scared
How much more does she think we will take

Maybe some day when I'm old and fat and bored
I'll understand why my neighbors making my life hell
I cant even watch tv or sneeze or fart cant even breathe
For fear my landlord will come and ring my bell
How much more does she think we will pay

No more flop house no more fun
I've got a whiny neighbor [x2]
Shooting cans with bb guns
I've got a whiny neighbor [x2]
She says these punks have to go
I think were gonna get the old heave ho

Neighbor called my landlord
It was a sunday afternoon
She couldn't hear the tv set
We were having a bbq
We were listening to louis prima
And drinking meisterbrau
If she would have come and talked it over
And she wasn't a lazy cow
So she got bent and raised the rent
Said it would only take one more
Phone call from my whiny neighbor

Maybe someday when I'm jaded
9 to 5 at a job I hate
I'll come home and razz my neighbors too
But id have clever strategy
And catch them when the rent is late
And all the other bills are overdue
After all this is the neighborly way

No more music no more fun
I've got a whiny neighbor [x2]
Barbecues in the sun
I've got a whiny neighbor [x2]
She says that these punks must go
I think were gonna get the old heave ho

Don't even hide the dog
Or put the bong away
We don't want to live here anyway

Neighbor called my landlord
She said we didn't care
The lawn is dead
Dogs and cats are stinking everywhere
She said we had crazy parties every night
The yard is littered with bottles and cans
Skateboards and bikes
She didn't get bent
Didn't raise the rent
We only got a note that read
In 30 days well get the old heave ho

No more music no more fun
I've got a whiny neighbor [x2]
Barbecues in the sun
I've got a whiny neighbor [x2]
She says that these punks must go
I think were gonna get the old heave ho





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  1. s.... ....

    This whole album was amazing, good high school memories jamming to this in my friend's car or at each others' houses

  2. O.... H....

    Back when Smash Mouth was fucking awesome.

  3. D.... S....

    My last neighbor was cool but since he moved out, no such rules.

  4. K.... S....

    Just got a rent increase notice and this popped into my head

  5. S.... O....

    And the worst they always pay extra to fuck the gap in the teeth of the old whore from my apartment complex

  6. S.... O....

    Heard it costs 5 bucks to piss on this disrespectful bitchs whore of a mother

  7. S.... O....

    I got a neighbor who acts cool face to face but whines like a bitch when inside

  8. #.... 9....

    The 20 people who disliked this song should be arrested on principle...

  9. D.... ....

    The best Smash Mouth song ever. Why isn't this in their VEVO?

  10. R.... S....

    Smashmouth used to be a punk band...... my reality is broken. I can only skank my way around my living room.

  11. E.... P....

    F****** hilarious.

  12. r.... h....

    EVERY SONG ON THIS ALBUM IS GREAT

  13. K.... ....

    i like this album...

  14. k.... ....

    So, who's Louie Briemer?

    k.... ....

    It's Louis Prima.

  15. D.... S....

    ummm mandela effect,....i heard this song when i was 9 and have searched for it for 20 years.. countless arguments about its existence. and look at that, here it is existing again. we are switching realities individually.

  16. N.... F....

    I found this CD for 1.99 at buybacks.....classic

  17. c.... a....

    saw these guys in 99 at a tiny local club. ska used to kick ass. skank the night away

  18. O.... ....

    damn i was looking for this song for so long, 3:19 was my favorite part

    O.... ....

    “Motley auxiliary.” Furthermore:

  19. C.... S....

    was my fav song on the album when I was a young child. still so good

  20. T.... ....

    My dad bought this cd for me when I was 8 years old this song used to get us in so much trouble with my mom it was funny as all get out

    T.... ....

    TheKingsCastlePodcast dood too funny I loved when smash mouth wasn't , well let's say pop!! haha my mom had the CD when I was like 7-8

    T.... ....

    cade kenison *when Smash Mouth wasn't a meme

  21. B.... ....

    Good song...too bad they turned out to be sellouts

  22. M.... ....

    I wish Steve Harwell didn't become an All Star, no matter how much I like that song.

  23. G.... ....

    Back when smashmouth was a real band, their first album. I had no idea what church mice meant until now, thanks urban d.

    G.... ....

    Grenadeh so what was it

  24. M.... D....

    We're the metal go,there not the same

  25. D.... P....

    That's the worst thing about renting, your neighbors can contact your landlord at any moment and give you the heave ho. I know from experience owning is the best way. I love this fucking song . Fuck neighbors!

  26. m.... J....

    Yeah this band was so awesome at one time. WHy did they tart sucking so much D***

    m.... J....

    matty Janes the former left the band, he was the soul of the band
    They started to suck after that

    m.... J....

    Blame Shrek.

  27. O.... H....

    Aw yeah brings me back, probably reminds me of NOFX more than any of their other songs.

  28. V.... ....

    5*. God, I miss these daze..............!

    V.... ....

    VegasNightOwl 2019 “Respect and dignity.”

  29. J.... ....

    This song's hilarious and has that punk rock attitude and sound that nobody really remembers them for anymore. Can't believe it only has 1500 views in 2 years!

  30. A.... F....

    This album is great.They ROCKED it out

  31. N.... ....

    I love this song...
    Reminds me of my old days with my friends ding dong ditching and getting chased.
    Good Times...