Short Stack - Ladies & Gentlemen Lyrics






Ladies and gentlemen can I,
Say this story seems alive away from you
We'll hope for love on hotel floors
And write a history for teens with dreamer's truths

Then he looks her in the eye
She considers hiding spades and trumps so bland
Such a crush or subtle ties
And disclaimers wish for wings, in idle hands
And he said baby jump

Oh oh oh oh from the hospital
We're honorary members of the red carpet academy (and)
Oh oh oh oh From the hospital
We're honorary members of the red carpet academy

So wrap your lips around these lies
Wo oh oh oh and take your pills to stop the slip

Ladies and gentlemen, a truth,
A definition of a tongue packed full of slick
And this relationship will sink
In this hostile plague of hospital soundtracks

Oh oh oh oh from the hospital
We're honorary members of the red carpet (and)
Oh oh oh oh from the hospital
We're honorary members of the red carpet academy

So wrap your lips around these lies
Wo oh oh oh and take your pills to stop the slip
Wo oh oh oh we're playing at a home team quarter breaker
(just to fall in love girl, love girl tonight)
We're swaying and the home team's swimming alone
But don't you swim alone tonight





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  1. E.... L....

    Wow . I would hate to be in a hospital where all a sudden these australlians start barging in and knocking things over and making noises .

  2. L.... M....

    I only just remembered who short stack was omg

  3. C.... F....

    Found this song in my facebook memories from 9 years ago, I’m not disappointed.

  4. R.... T....

    2019 anyone?

    R.... T....

    Rosie Tansell yeppo

  5. S.... y....

    It's 2018 and I miss Short Stack :(

  6. C.... L....

    I miss the short stack days :((

  7. R.... ....

    This song sounds like they picked random words from a dictionary and had to put them into sentences. Damn catchy though 😜

  8. d.... w....

    i felt so edgy listening to this 🖤

  9. A.... S....

    my childhood

  10. E.... S....

    NEVER FORGET

  11. A.... ....

    An old online friend showed her friends and I this band years ago and we all became obsessed with their songs.
    God, that was only 4-6 years ago but I kinda miss those days

  12. S.... W....

    I remember when my aussie friend showed me this :'( miss u Tia xx

  13. J.... M....

    What a time

  14. M.... B....

    This will always be my favourite short stack song

  15. J.... ....

    I think Bradie has wahaaaaay too much fun with a double kick in like every song. Also that glockenspiel is on point

  16. i.... ....

    omg i loved this song when i was a kid :D

    i.... ....

    my feelings hurt

  17. s.... ....

    Man, the editors must have hated them

  18. X.... M....

    This is my favourite video and sing from short stack 😊

  19. b.... ....

    This sounds different, right? Sounds really clean... This version sounds good, but I like the grungier one better. :)

  20. a.... w....

    I saw them in Capella when I was younger and I met them lol best day ever

  21. M.... F....

    OMG I saw them in Sydney ;) amazing

  22. M.... ....

    Music video's a little silly, but they sound nice.

  23. o.... ....

    They got back together :o

  24. A.... B....

    missing short stack <3

    A.... B....

    No need :3
    THE BOYS ARE BACK <33

    A.... B....

    yeah i heard! <3

  25. p.... i....

    This is my favourite music video from Short Stack :)

    p.... i....

    good choice :) 

    p.... i....

    @Joshua why thank you, I think so too ~

    p.... i....

    Its a good video but I also like we dance to a different disco honey

    p.... i....

    @Xaviera Marie YES

  26. S.... A....

    did short stack et bk together???

  27. C.... ....

    listen to their new album art valeday its amazing

  28. K.... G....

    I wanna see them come up on stage one day and yell out "STACK IS BACK PEOPLE!!!'""

  29. S.... B....

    2.19
    Me; *Dies* Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaun <3

  30. S.... B....

    You misspelled Bradie Gerald Webb <3
    xD

  31. S.... M....

    thy art is murder sent me

  32. B.... B....

    And I'm vaguely revealing how young I am by saying the other day, my teacher said "Ladies and gentlemen-"
    I have an old best friend in that class who I don't exactly get along with anymore and we used to adore Short Stack. Before our teacher could say anything else, we shared a look and started to burst out singing this song.
    After-school detention? So worth it.

  33. B.... B....

    0:18 *wolf-whistle*
    And can I please look like the girl in the video? She's gorgeous.

  34. S.... L....

    If they made this stuff again that would be mad

  35. T.... T....

    i miss you guys so much. my friend always sings sway sway baby, but she sings "Andy Clemmensen, we could be together!" i miss you guys sooo much

  36. J.... G....

    Are we forgetting Parkway Drive?

  37. x.... ....

    Whis they would get back together

  38. p.... ....

    Bradie's drumming faces are priceless XD

  39. F.... ....

    Gosh i love short stack. Best music video ever!!

  40. c.... ....

    Love yous I still cry about your break up :,(

  41. N.... ....

    WHY DID YOU'S BREAK UP
    ! YOU'S ARE THE BEST EVER !


  42. D.... ....

    It's coming soon. Their anniversary of breaking up. *sniffle*

  43. M.... M....

    I remember listening to this and playing runescape!

  44. d.... b....

    I love this song only cuz short stack is like my fab band ATM

  45. V.... ....

    ppl like to hate. that combined with the fact that they're a bit different to whats on the radio these days.

  46. S.... B....

    People change, people grow, this was four years ago who can honestly say they haven't changed in four years? It sucks their not a band anymore but they couldn't stay teenagers forever. I was nuts for these guys but that was back when I was 14, now im 18, bands and music aren't my life, you have a job and a car, uni, bank accounts friggin taxes. I still smile when ever they come on my iPod. Short Stack the band might of broken up but think about all the teenage spirit they stood for "history for

  47. E.... -....

    Bring Stack Back!!!!! PLEASE!

  48. n.... ....

    Can't remember the last time I've heard this song but it was my life and I lost it know I am back to my true nature listening to short stack simple plan and Avril lavigne long live awesome music.

  49. C.... R....

    Listen to this song almost everyday, still not bored of it. Why Short Stack, why?!

  50. h.... ....

    Short Stack got my love for Alt. music started. I thank them forever for that. <3

  51. b.... ....

    Okay, so I've just recently heard of them. But they seem to have a lot of haters. Did they used to be really popular so now ppl hate them the way we hated the jonas brothers or justin bieber? I think they're pretty good, so I'm not sure why ppl would dislike so harshly.

    b.... ....

    Only popular in Australia tbh. Everyone used to shit on them constantly, even on the radio the hosts still make fun of them. Nonetheless everyone who was a edgy teenager loved short stack and most likely still reminisce about these days.

  52. f.... ....

    I miss this so much. This was amazing at the concert.

  53. R.... A....

    why i this set in a hospital?

  54. C.... ....

    Like if you're listening to this in 2012.

  55. W.... S....

    Yeah true

  56. U.... F....

    well accept to make a joke out of it... i visit friday > mute/stop the vid < to get the link to troll my friend xD but true people who dislike won't bother watching nor listen

  57. k.... ....

    bieber*

  58. m.... ....

    i miss short stack GET BACK TOGETHER :,(

  59. �.... ....

    WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BREAK UP?!?!?!

  60. C.... ....

    *WAILS* I luvved you short stack and screw all those who don't

  61. K.... -....

    I miss them so much. :(

  62. C.... ....

    Super Short stack rape dungeon ;) just kidding. <3 short stack!

  63. S.... R....

    DIFRENT DISCO IS BETTER MY FAV

  64. H.... ....

    I can't stop listening to this song... Andy Clemmensens voice is addictive! -3

  65. l.... ....

    the video is actually really creepy

  66. M.... ....

    I love these guys. I almost died when I heard that they were breaking up. -/3

  67. m.... ....

    2:17 - 2:21 is by far the best part ^_^

  68. A.... M....

    ummmm....... i thought this was supposed to be a short stack playlist not it with many other bands?!
    miss them soooooooooo much <3 :(

  69. g.... ....

    Its too awesome for anyone to know what it's about.

  70. T.... M....

    why is that a top comment on so many of their videos...

  71. M.... P....

    where was this place when i was sick? lol

  72. J.... K....

    Drool :P SO HOT!!!! I can't believe they're over :'( Life=over.

  73. l.... g....

    still love you guys <3

  74. M.... B....

    why is there such a difference between the live and not live songs then?

  75. M.... B....

    and in these 50ish states of America where music is dominated by the repetetive,droll, overly-done and redundant geners of country, pop and rap(most of it. not all) short stack truly is a breath of fresh air. but i have been wondering since i heard several of their live renditions.... is he tone deaf? honestly live he sounds like... someone tone deaf. his voice is amazing. i love the group. i wish they made more. but live isn't so great. so is he? :p>

  76. M.... B....

    i have a somewhat lengthy question and hopefully someone will know the answer. i will start by saying i am a huge short stack fan and they are undeniably my fav group ever. hearing them for the first time(ladies and gentelmen) was on par with ,and continues to be,the first time i heard greenday. the first time i flew in a plane. the first time i saw starwars4.the first time i kissed my girlfriend. i love them.

  77. s.... ....

    They just found they were so different and when they tried to put all their different genres into song and meet in the middle, they didn't like it. They started the band as teenagers. So much can change in that time and the people who you have been friends with for years might just have nothing in common with you anymore. They all went seperate ways. They still are friends and keep contact but their differences weren't getting them anywhere musically.

  78. S.... M....

    I swear someday I will kiss you Andy ans Shaun you will watch and I will kiss you and bradie as well

  79. k.... ....

    Australia's finest <3

  80. S.... M....

    yes i will wrap my lips around yours!

  81. S.... M....

    why did they split up?

  82. C.... E....

    GET IN ME <3 NOMNOMNOM

  83. J.... M....

    i like this version of the song a lot better then the one on the album

  84. 3.... ....

    still love this song :)

  85. �.... x....

    i love when all the band members look awesome *-*

  86. J.... l....

    Shit Stack? Well that's really original and well thought after.

  87. T.... ....

    i miss them so much this will forever be my first and fav short stack song <3

  88. N.... ....

    OMG, they have a carreer in that now!? How'd you find that out? I'm guessing you're quite a big fan of Short Stack and you're willing to watch anything they do..?

  89. T.... T....

    YOU short stack are my heros , together or not you guys are still my fav band !! :)

  90. K.... ....

    Woah... 2:05... Shaun Diviney and Johnny Depp combined... i'm in heaven!

  91. J.... D....

    dont like him dont come to there video

  92. J.... D....

    If you dont like it then dont come here then anyway everytime you watch it you give them more views

  93. W.... S....

    What I find weird is why do people that hate short stack seem to be able to have he time to watch the video then leave a comment insulting them? I find it an epic fail because inwould never watch a justin biener video just to leave a bad comment, I would never even go near vids that I hate. So when someone leaves a bad comment just think, if they hate them so much, what are they doing searching up their videos?

  94. J.... D....

    THEY DON'T IF THEY DID THEY WOULDN'T AS MUCH AS YOU

  95. A.... ....

    i miss the hair :(

  96. h.... ....

    the difference between this and the album version. hahah

  97. l.... ....

    That seems fair.