Sandler, Adam - Four Years Old Lyrics






Hey
Why'd you wake me from my nap?
I'm not in the mood
To play your games
Or sit on your lap

You
Where's my Yankees drinking glass?
I want some juice
And I want it now
So you better move your ass
And feel bad for me
'Cuz I'm just getting over a cold

I'm four years old!
I'm four years old!
I'm four years old!
Somebody better tie my shoes!

Now
I run down the hall
I scream and I yell
And I cry 'cuz I fell
Bring the rubbing alcohol

Outside
I get mud on my shoe
I come back in the house
I get it on the rug
The cleanging's up to you
And I won't take a bath
Unless you make me Spaghetti-O's

I'm four years old!
I'm four years old!
I'm four years old!
Mommy reads to me at night
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Well
I can't have a job
And I can't go to school
If no grownups are around
I can't go near the pool
I'm not alowed to climb
My neighbor's apple tree
I'm not allowed to sit
Too close to the TV
I don't know how to drive
And I don't know how to spell
But if I hear my brother cursing
I do know how to tell
'Cuz he made me eat some bread
That was covered in mold

I'm four years old!
I'm four years old!
I'm four years old!
I just threw up on my grandmother





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  1. B.... M....

    But how old is he?

  2. M.... S....

    “I won’t take a bath unless you make spaghettios” still live by these words.

  3. 2.... O....

    AND I WON'T TAKE A BATH UNLESS YOU MAKE SPAGHETTI O'S

  4. O.... Y....

    This song is a fucking BOP

  5. s.... d....

    i'm only tree and a half seconds ode...

  6. t.... ....

    man , my daughter's mom and myself used to just crack up at this fucking song, lolol

  7. D.... ....

    I love this song! i'm four years old!!!

  8. T.... M....

    LOL, I love the date that this was published, it was a good day for my mom, (forget the year, so that this post will be timeless subtract 40 years and I'm "Four Years Old". My mom knew how much I loved Adam's songs. I used to sing this song and she'd shake her head. She cracked up laughing hysterically when I would sing along to Lunch Ladyland... Navy beans navy bean meatloaf sandwich. Sloppy Joe slop sloppy Joe-A! O mom, I miss you so much. Love you.

    T.... M....

    lunch lady land is probably my favourite song of his😂

    T.... M....

    Those to and picking daisy's great classic.

  9. a.... ....

    The opening riff is totally reminiscent of (Don't Fear) The Reaper

  10. P.... R....

    Thanks for uploading this song, I've been trying to find it for so long it's so funny. I had a friend that bought the album when it first came out back in the 90's and that's how I listen to it.

  11. I.... ....

    god this is old i havent heard it in years

    I.... ....

    punctuation is often the cornerstone of any noteworthy comment.

  12. n.... w....

    me and my friends were drivin through town with this blaring

  13. T.... ....

    My son is 4 today and this song is true.

    T.... ....

    Now he is 10

  14. c.... ....

    Thank you !