Sandler, Adam - Alcoholic Lawyer Lyrics
My hands are shaking
My heart's beating fast
I'm sweating through my cheap suit
How much longer can it last?
I'm an alcoholic lawyer
And I need to sober up quickly
If I want to make things right
Put the bottle down, son
There's an innocent man who needs you
Put the bottle down, son
There's nothing left to fear
Wait, what day is it? [laughter] Shit. The trial was last week. And he got the chair? [laughter]
Well, let's have a few whiskey sours In his memory
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Sandler, Adam Alcoholic Lawyer Comments
WHERE the fuck has this Adam Sandler been?!
I love this man
YES!!! FINALLY!!!!!!!! Thank uploader sir been waiting for youtube to have this song, repeated this a bunch of times when i saw the standup
This song really cracks me up. It sounds so inspirational and then just abruptly goes to hell
Agreed. Completely phenomenal