Rucka Rucka Ali - I'm Thainese (Not Chinese) Lyrics






I'm out here with my chopsticks
Eating ramen
Whatching me some Rick, and Morty
Translated in Japanese
Wich all asians can speak!

They say Chinese have small dicks
Good thing I'm Thai
So my dick is fucking big
My dick could wrap around countries
And keep out mongolians

I'm really not bragging
My dick's like a dragon
It's big and it's badass
Parisies can ride it
Ahh
If you think I'm Chinese open your fucking eyeballs
I'm not

I'm Thainese
I'm not Chinese
Baby I'm Thainese
I'm not chinese
Eating some bad Thai with Tofu
Aren't you glad we invented roku?
Baby I'm Thainese
I'm not chinese
Baby I'm Thainese
I'm not chinese
Here in a spa where the tables are turned
Get a massage with a plate of Tom Yam

The vagina of an asian chick
It goes side to side
It go east to west
Yeah, I know
I travel the land and sea
I rape more than Ghengis Chink
[*Cough*]

I got glasses 'cause I can't see
Because my eyes are closed
Because I'm Japanese
When I say Japanese I mean Chinese
By wich I mean Thainese

My mayback is Savage
My mask kills above average
Eat no food but cabbage
And care bitch, don't care bitch
Ahh
I left my daughter in the baggage crane in Thaina
Ahh
Baby I'm Thainese
I'm not chinese
Baby I'm Thainese
I'm not chinese
There in the rice feilds is where I work
Doing your algebra math homework
Baby I'm Thainese
I'm not chinese
Baby I'm Thainese
I'm not chinese
Living in Thai
I'm a famous rapper
Playing some songs and get paid in apple

Rock that walk baby
Hit a rock, get a rock rense rock baby
When I walk in a rock I'm shot baby
Eating wok with some Vodka
Stock trading
Ohh yeah
My cock's a trap, ready?
Hear a knock, it's the cops
Don't't stop baby
Eating rocks if I rock wearing tom brady
Better rock, better rock that wok baby
Ohhh

Baby I'm Thainese
I'm not chinese
Baby I'm Thainese
I'm not chinese
Being a trans on the streets of babu
Eating some brand with a little dog poo
Baby I'm Thainese
I'm not chinese
Baby I'm Thainese
I'm not chinese
Being so black like my favourite rapper
Wanna go back to africa
(Oh yeah)

Taiwan is number one
We not asshole like china





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  1. K.... D....

    thai people are tigers not dragons

  2. m.... 4....

    A boy from my school played this in music and the whole class was just laughing

  3. E.... P....

    Coronavirus be like:you guys are the same to me

  4. P.... G....

    I'm thajapachinese

  5. A.... ....

    5555555

  6. �.... �....

    ถถถ

  7. n.... ....

    You’re a twat but this a banger

  8. S.... G....

    I like the tune
    Very nice 👍

  9. w.... h....

    C h l n g C h o n g

  10. J.... ....

    Listen carefully from 1:05 - 1:09 and remove the on-screen lyrics, it almost sounds like he's singing Demi's original line

  11. M.... A....

    In Asian and I live in South Korea and I don’t speak Japanese, not all Asians speak Japanese

    M.... A....

    True, it's very tough to master

  12. K.... ....

    1:42 No. I'm Thai. And my math skill is shit.

  13. S.... R....

    Comment below if you come from thai descent.




    Btw, i’m part thai, english, irish and chinese

  14. C.... B....

    Rucka is now Banned in China

  15. E.... C....

    It,s thai

  16. W.... ....

    Lol i was in 7 grade when i listen to this song ahah lol

  17. W.... ....

    Man i cant belive this was 2 years ago rucka, time flies bro

  18. t.... c....

    Baby i'm finnish(i'm not swedish)

  19. c.... d....

    *welcome to the ricefield motherfucker*

  20. J.... C....

    This is so fucking racist

    J.... C....

    Well, yeah.

  21. F.... R....

    China is asshole

  22. E.... t....

    1:31 bro, that's a nice Ichigo cosplay!!!

  23. P.... G....

    The rapper is actually not asian😂

  24. G.... G....

    This fuckin sucks I hate it

    G.... G....

    I love it you fucking pussy bitch

  25. P.... ....

    im Thai

  26. A.... G....

    0:34 prob the best part

  27. S.... 6....

    Sounds like erik cartman

  28. P.... L....

    Fuck off idiot

  29. l.... ....

    Guys we can say whatever we want the Chinese kids won’t be able to see this

  30. F.... ....

    You're Thainese? We'll see about that.

  31. M.... B....

    dis dude must have a rot of apples. lmao

  32. n.... ....

    The Virgin Chinese vs The Chad THainese

  33. J.... K....

    Even I’m Chinese but I don’t think Taiwan belongs to China ! China is China , Taiwan is Taiwan!

  34. P.... ....

    *BABY I'M TINYYYY!*

  35. A.... D....

    I FUCKING LOVE THIS YOUTUBE CHANNEL

  36. S.... B....

    at 2:07 look closely on the arms and see if you notic anything wrong

  37. J.... J....

    People in China would be triggered by this video..Oh wait, they can't see this video! HAHA.

  38. O.... C....

    i'm thai

  39. I.... ....

    End of the World scenario: Taiwanese VS Chinese

  40. U.... R....

    This was the first one I saw

  41. R.... H....

    1:25 he coffs

  42. N.... s....

    Thainese is Taiwanese not Thai people. Look at these Chinese-wannabe comment. Thai skin is brown, big eyes and lips.

  43. �.... ....

    What should I do....I am Taiwanese...

  44. D.... A....

    I’m Thaineas

  45. V.... 0....

    Today i went regorand

  46. T.... B....

    1:25 he giggles

  47. S.... s....

    Stupid low class thainese asshole thailand shameful

  48. C.... A....

    I'm Filipino and my Thainese Friend has a very large big dick and I know that Ghengis Khan can ride it

  49. a.... g....

    I'm Thai wtf Rucka lol

    a.... g....

    Thainese is Taiwanese not Thai people. Look at these Chinese-wannabe comment. Thai skin is brown, big eyes and lips.

  50. J.... E....

    สวัดดีจ้าาาาาาาา

  51. R.... k....

    I’m actually Thai and I’m a fan of your videos

    R.... k....

    Thainese is Taiwanese not Thai people. Look at these Chinese-wannabe comment. Thai skin is brown, big eyes and lips.

    R.... k....

    Rucka mentioned traditional Thai food such as Tom yum.

  52. M.... T....

    Just a few more views

  53. A.... B....

    Are you from Thailand or Taiwan

  54. �.... ....

    im chinese with fucking big eyes


    ●━●

  55. P.... ....

    this is just beautiful...

  56. K.... J....

    its thai

  57. S.... N....

    Taiwran is de number 1

  58. K.... F....

    Taiwan # 1 ✌😎

  59. #.... m....

    its great when you can relate and realize its all so fucking true xD

  60. r.... p....

    My other step dad is from Thailand

  61. T.... O....

    I’m Thainese not Chinese I have dig bick

  62. T.... O....

    He’s funny 😆 Nice vid

  63. H.... K....

    STUPID SONG

  64. T.... E....

    I'm Thainese

  65. t.... l....

    Baby im puertorican(not mexican)
    BABY I'M PUERTORICAN(NOT MEXICAN)

  66. A.... J....

    I’m actually confused on how people think this is funny but ok..

  67. A.... N....

    itsRucka’s songs are memes

  68. R.... R....

    Can anyone explain why this was in my recommendations and why I clicked on it.😂

  69. S.... B....

    Your gay and racis

    S.... B....

    1. It's a joke
    2. You are homophic
    3. He makes fun of everyone egally

  70. L.... ....

    I'm Part Chinese and this is hilarious is fuck!

  71. W.... D....

    So true GIMME A LIKE. :/

  72. D.... S....

    He’s not a rapper he’s a rapist

  73. A.... f....

    Coolest songs evah

  74. V.... G....

    And im vietnamese

  75. E.... F....

    My moms thai and she doesn’t approve this lmao

  76. Y.... K....

    Ithink you are not chinese and tiwanese 😎

  77. J.... ....

    How does this stay monetized?

  78. P.... S....

    Im wearing glasses coz my eyes are small😂

  79. N.... N....

    Phinese

  80. G.... H....

    Even a huge dick can't stop the damn mongorrians

  81. T.... ....

    Oh and Cao ni ma

  82. O.... N....

    I'm Thainese

  83. T.... ....

    Aye! i'm thai,wait did you try to ruin the Asian... awww pls

    T.... ....

    Thainese is Taiwanese not Thai people. Look at these Chinese-wannabe comment. Thai skin is brown, big eyes and lips.

  84. Y.... S....

    "my math skills above average"
    I saw that one comming 😂😂

  85. B.... :....

    You Chinese and he thainese but I’m cabodnese

  86. S.... Z....

    I am Thainese no joke

  87. A.... P....

    Make song about Russian

  88. m.... d....

    But ... Thailand No need for Chinese and Thai people to have eyes like the Indians and prostitutes they were sent from Laos

  89. i.... ....

    😂🤣😂🤣😭😭😂🤣😂

  90. S.... ....

    Whats the real song

    S.... ....

    Sorry not sorry

  91. M.... ....

    There is a difference?! U destroyed the world in my head :'-(

  92. P.... B....

    Khaleesies 😂

  93. A.... K....

    No one with two sense will buy into some childish joke and think it's funny. Because while u are not racist rucka, why are you selling to those who need to unlearn their ignorance. Look at some quantum physics and see beyond your YouTube record sale. Muitiverses exist. Therefore u think u won't be Chinese some days and get karma on this stupid song you wrote

    A.... K....

    U have no control which way the wind blows. Let alone aging, your payroll, having a partner or not. U r all alone.

    A.... K....

    That's why u writ shit like this

    A.... K....

    It’s a fucking song in YouTube calm down

  94. 6.... s....

    This is the top of my mix on youtube

  95. X.... P....

    I am a Asian, but I like it...fuck you

  96. �.... ....

    I am chinese! Why this video all Korean and Japanese pictures?

    �.... ....

    lgya999 jokes I guess, I bet the joke is that they can be switched around ( but that’s just my idea)

  97. E.... A....

    I am Thai and after i watch this I think......wtf 😂

  98. A.... G....

    Can i find this on spotify?