Rucka Rucka Ali - Coincidental Racist Lyrics
[Rucka Rucka Ali:]
When I was in the 3rd grade
I thought that I was black
Cause I couldn't swim
Destined for a life of fly clothes and golden rims
She's like Rucka you never been arrested
Or failed a drug test, you crazy
Ha, guess she had a point ain't she
I remember adding it all up together in my mind
I'm a straight A student taking all honors and AP
And I can't watch full house if my grades fall behind
Guess I really am white
And that's all I'll ever be
In a world where it's cooler to be a minority
If you're African or Black
But as a cracker what you do is automatically just whack
Man it's hard, when even Obama won't acknowledge
The white half of him that got his ass through college
And the only white person working on CNN
Is a smelly lame crooked tooth bloody Englishman
Man fuck him
And I can't change
That I live in a good neighborhood
And I can't change
That I'm rich and white
That I live in a good neighborhood
With my wife and car and dog
It stinks being white
It stinks being white
But it keeps me employed
And finding a job is hard
If I was Zimmerman I would think twitter hates me
Have you read the tweets
"Fuck you Zimmerman, you fat faggoty cracker"
It's like for every hate tweet George gets
He gets a calorie fatter
Does it matter
That he took a black girl to the prom
Or that he got a Mexican cleaning lady for a mom
Nah, just call him White
And he becomes our problem
Killing Trayvon means the same thing as racist
It's the same shit they did when Michael Jackson touched a kid
Oh he's White but he'll be Black when he dies and we forgive him
And how did Paula Dean learn them racist words in the kitchen?
If you ask me black and white isn't no different
They're the same thing
So I stay out of trouble
When I see black and white people
It's just like I'm seeing double
If you profile Blacks as more likely to be criminals
You rob them of the right to walk home eating skittles
Drinking watermelon flavored AriZona
You shoot 'em and the five-o shows up
For some high fives and donuts
Think it's time we finally have a honest racist discussion
The 99% of our time we talk about race is not enough
It should be a hundred
[Obama:]
"Uh, 35 years ago, I was Trayvon Martin
I changed my name to Barack Hussein so I could run for president
Of Pakistan
Where I was born"
[Rucka Rucka Ali:]
And I can't change
That I'm rich and white
And I went to a good private school
Where I learned to read and write
It stinks being white
It stinks being white
But it keeps me alive
When I'm walking home at night
Justice for Trayvon
I'm pissed that you're gone
Wish we could of have shared a bag of skittles and a bong
But some things went wrong
Now you're up in heaven
I bet Bin Laden works the counter there at 7 eleven
And Zimmerman
You should apologize to Trayvon's mom
Find a way to say you're sorry
Coming straight from the heart
And a gift certificate to bed bath and beyond
Won't fix everything
But it'll be a very nice way to start
Let the black kids walk home
From the store with munchies
Cause from whatever race you are
We all came from monkeys
It's time we get along
It's the we spread the love
This song is for Trayvon up above
And I can't change
That I'm rich and white
And I sit in Caribou
Writing on my laptop
And I can't change
That I'm rich and white
And I'm afraid of black people
When I'm walking home at night
Rest in Peace Trayvon
Rest in Peace Trayvon
Rest in Peace Trayvon
You're my boy, my boy, my boy
You're my boy blue!
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- Rucka Rucka Ali - Old Town Grope
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- Rucka Rucka Ali - Can't Lose Weight
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- Rucka Rucka Ali - Am I Gay?
- Rucka Rucka Ali - Aids In Our Butts
- Rucka Rucka Ali - Al Qaedirection
- Rucka Rucka Ali - All I Do Is Game
- Rucka Rucka Ali - Dear White People
- Rucka Rucka Ali - Chris Brown Diss
- Rucka Rucka Ali - Ching Chang Chong 2
- Rucka Rucka Ali - China (Na Na)
Rand Lyrics
Rucka Rucka Ali Coincidental Racist Comments
Fuck Trayvon
i never knew the 10th doctor was in this the years i've watched this, till now
2:30-2:40 🤣🤣🤣🤣
rucka is a great person who agrees
WHO TF IS TRAVON?
i cant tell whether ur joking or not
I'm white and I don't live in a good neighborhood I'm poor =/
2019 & I still can't change
Rest in peace Trayvon
This is more racist to white people than anything lmao
Rucka is a lyric genius
And I can't change that I'm Canadian Italian which is pretty cool
I can't change
Relatable
Love the song but just saying Michael Jackson was innocent #mjinnocent
Schwarzer Knasty
Beautiful
*_Michael Jackson disliked that_*
Tea 🤠🤠
DJ Khaled - Suffering from success.
would you mind copying this conversation? im writing on a shitty lil smart phone and i think this would look great on a youtube compilation of creatards being owned... which i am not, i think our universe began with a localized singlarity in a indescribable void of potentiality, one that requires you create absolute void to start actually doing anything. this place is the guts of gods and that god is this inside out place of this place, like a man looking into his torso, through it, this thing just snapped into awareness of itself and started on projects, the heavens and the earth. maybe the earth is a multiverse, maybe he is running an infinite amount of experiments with different physical laws and torahs he gives to inhabitants he gives to people he thinks will remember him and his organs are agels and he designs them in the heavens and sends them to do tasks. that could be one reason why angels are called god and sons of god, although many things that reflects the aspect of god have been called god in torah, prophets and the temple and the holy city. just wanna say that all the questioning on the origin of god is frowned upon. dont look up your fathers skirt and all that. damnit, actually putting that description into words about the origins of god is downright blasphemy but it is a model i sort of have held for awhile without fully explaining even to my self. kinda eldrich.
I'm black but I'm white
Wait but white people are the true minority’s because of all the Asians
who would have thought it rucka solves the race issue
Travon was a violent criminal thug. Fuck him and those people that won't let Zimmerman defend himself.
Paldean did it again. GEASE
This is better than the lame original version.
Oh look it’s Jeremy clarksons punching bag
2:04 this is who ruck is
I’m Arab most arabs are black BTW so I’m ok😁
im poor and white wtf
ThomasTheBlueCunt same
Good song but fuck treyvon
Actualy asians are the biggest group of people so white people are the minority
Gonna pull a reverse Micheal Jackson
Only Rukka could write a meaningful song about a tragedy caused by discrimination...
... And still pack it full of his classic stereotyping humour! 😂😂😂
Did anyone come to this video just to comment?
This is one of his most serious songs I've ever heard and I gotta say it beats all of the others
2019 Wednesday 23rd of January 1:06 am
Black race is best race so far, Rucka can tell.
@charlie Dilltardē even in videogames black race is better race, do you play The Elder scrolls games?, meanwhile Nords are considered the weakest race by the players.
@Strong Independent Black Woman Who Need No Man wood elfs, bitch. shit the lizard men can breath underwater and impericals have higher speech skills. in gta 5 micheal can slow down time while shooting and trevor can go methhead berserker.
also nords are equivalent to swedes, they are being cucked by muslims at the moment. the women are afraid to leave there homes!
Rucks feels me
I mean you can probably change that’s ur rich
we are too smart, we cant help but amass wealth, the jews get it
Ey thats just how being white is.
Rucka your savin lives out here white brother. I know i came down off an edge from around a corner from oblivion by fistpump and chin music or by maul. Laughin by masel i chuckel when i raise my toast and an afirming flaming tikki torch! Hey there hwite brother its hard being made a doormatt aristocrat. My advice i use on my own self. Is to remember it is i who am amased around me a torent of unsuferable torpor and spoil and resentiment. The slaves morality imposed around my neck in shackles i must impose upon my own horizons, to deminsh myself by claiming inocense of birth.
Recall the most intolerant always win. If u knew just how imperiled u are u would recognize that conditions of occupation and real institutional supresion of displacement and disposesion of our wealth and heritage our identity has been stolen and erased and replaced with a vilians moniker. Resist Do not apologise for or excuse their transgretion against u
I cried 😭😢
Why cant i be rich cuse im white dammit
cuz of the browns and blacks and jews and asians but mostly the jews. i recommend going to synogogue and learning there ways, we will replace them
You know, it feels weird to hear a Rucka song with genuine meaning and a story to it. And this is honestly one of my favorite Rucka songs for that very reason
It’s sad but true
U crazy
The weird about this song is that both the original and the parody (this) are both about very serious issues
brown flipped backwards is nword
hated this song was on all the time non stop
Much love Trayphone!
U could always join a biker gang?
I can’t swim..::
What does that mean?
You are black now.
VipVip999 oh damn
yes this is the best
wholesome
Thanks Rucka for this man even though u clowning but u supported his family
White people are born as coincidental racists.
blacks are born as actual racists
It does make me laugh when celebrities talk about how they are privileged because they're white. Trying to seem apologetic, like it's not their fault. Many white people live in poverty, many white people live in violence, the majority of white people are just like the majority of other people because at the end of the day they're all people.
The celebrities didn't get their privilege because of the colour of their skin but because of their social class, and at least in the UK, white working class people are just as fucked as black, asian or fucking blue working class people. It's just easier for them to pretend otherwise.
@Justus Fensune yeah dumb poor people paying attention to them
only one race the human race
What about Nascar
give it a few centuries with space travel.
Was about to write a hate comment then realized it's a joke
so what is the joke?
The joke is stereotyping white and black people then in the middle says they're no different so if you can't see the joke I'm sorry I can't help you any further
This is what the hippity hop is supposed to be is social commentary not reveling in depravity.
tell the blacks that
These videos always make me laugh 😂
fckin racist cunt
you shouldn't take it so serious
@Gino Jansen he was introducing himself
@charlie Dilltardē lol
I identify as a subsaharan tribesman. Support our #TransRacial brothers, sisters, and zirs!
I love the way he added humor to seriousness of this , so true so good and good job ali
Damn pretty insperational stuff
"It's stinks bein white"
I'm brown so I don't get that
stink? trust me, you do.
I cream when I think about apartheid
its good trevon didnt make it that way he cant reproduce anymore
This was great but can we talk about obama 😂
Racist & whites are both 6 letter words, coincidence? I think 🤔 not😂
Rucka just took the side of a criminal. lmao
he wasnt convicted, and if some kid was trying to smash in your face you would do the same thing. everyone is so eager to throw the mexican under the bus and not over the wall
Agree with this so much like just fucking treat everyone equally
everyone besides me is too stupid to love this music
this is my life
Its funny how his country was made famous by slavery and prostitution and discrimation agaist the natives but hes dissing english people but i dont like em so i guess its ok
natives did the same shit, just not as well. it sucks to be second place, huh?
What Zimmerman did was terrible, but race had nothing to do with it until the media got ahold of the story
and what trayvon did was awful too.
@charlie Dilltardē Agreed, both were at fault.
man fuck him 😂😂😂😂
Oh am I now
We used to have everything in the world and we still do but it’s not as fun now....
r/unexpectedboburnham
Hard humour when youre white with an afro
What side am i on?
wow... that was sweet 😮 did not expect that at all
So true
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i cried through this sad story
Yeee I can't change 😂😂😂😂
Yeee I can't change 😂😂😂😂
micheal didnt diddle those kids
It’s hard
wait for the A+ part I thought it applied to *asians* lol
Thats why it said A- XDD
despite the racial comedy this might actually be one of the most sincere things i've ever heard
despite your virtuing signalling...
September 11 2018! Still a good song!!!
This has aged like a fine glass of milk.
You know, now that most people know that trayvon was thug who beat the shit out of that dude before he got shot.
Still sounds good, message is good too, just the trayvon stuff isn't accurate.
shhhhhhh he was a chocolate angel
Rucka is not racist cuz he insults everyone
>up above
lmao
lmao such a deep song and rucka makes a parody of it